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Offline Skybison

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1410 on: February 21, 2017, 05:40:54 pm »
The one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to gather them all and in the darkness bind them.

Or maybe just some lint.

Who would be a better president, Donald Trump, Mike Pence or Gustave the man eating crocodile?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1411 on: February 21, 2017, 09:29:43 pm »
Gustave, cause I feel a man eating crocodile is still better than the Cheetoh Nazi and the Anti-Gay Fuckface.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1412 on: February 21, 2017, 10:00:14 pm »
The answer is Ghost Rider.  It's always Ghost Rider.

Ironbite-why are you not Ghost Rider?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1413 on: February 21, 2017, 10:12:03 pm »
Because I'm the goddamned Batman.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1414 on: February 21, 2017, 10:17:58 pm »
sorry I underestimated my girth.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1415 on: February 21, 2017, 11:50:10 pm »
Because of the Strict hygiene laws.

Que?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1416 on: February 22, 2017, 12:17:25 am »
Take her bags to Room 201 Manuel, TAKE - THE - BAGGOS - TO.... oh stuff it


why does it hurt?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1417 on: February 22, 2017, 12:31:32 am »
Because nerves sent signals to the brain detecting possible tissue damage.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1418 on: February 22, 2017, 01:05:55 am »
I think so, Brain, but... burlap chafes me so.

What's the best topping to put with pineapple on a pizza?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1419 on: February 22, 2017, 04:48:25 am »
Tongs. That is, so you can remove the pineapple and hopefully salvage what was once a perfectly good pizza.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1420 on: February 22, 2017, 08:13:35 am »
I think they're right over *CRUNCH* ...never mind.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1421 on: February 22, 2017, 10:38:17 am »
With a *bloop* *bloop*.

Given that this clause is a lie, am I telling the truth?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1422 on: February 22, 2017, 06:15:45 pm »
No. You're not lying either, you're stating nonsense with no truth value

Can you travel back in time and kill your grandfather before you were born?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1423 on: February 22, 2017, 11:19:22 pm »
Well time travel was proven to be impossible on January 20, 2017 when no time travelers showed up to stop Trump's inauguration, so I'm going to say no.

Dogs or Cats?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1424 on: February 23, 2017, 02:24:57 am »
Cats, by a country mile.

What's the most attractive part of the human body?
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