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Offline DiscoBerry

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2012, 02:33:59 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

As a rule, don't trust the Daily Mail.

I thought I made that clear in the non-comic sans portion, will try to be more clear next time

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2012, 02:52:51 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I</a>


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.

If I were Obama, I sure as hell wouldn't take him up on that.

That'd be $5,000,000 of other people's money, because Trump on his own is more broke than your average hobo.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2012, 03:14:26 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

No this is trumps big surprise...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgOq9pBkY0I</a>


Basically, Trump says that if Obama releases his passport info and college transcripts then a hour afterwards Trump will donate 5 million to Obama's charity of choice.

I highly doubt either party will follow through.  I doubt Obama will release all that stuff and think he'll just laugh at this, and call me cynical, but I really don't think Trump would donate that money unless he was forced to.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2012, 03:58:01 pm »
Apparently the big news, at least according to the Daily Mail is divorce papers of some sort...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222070/Donald-Trump-announcement-reveal-divorce-papers-Michelle-Barack-Obama.html 

Shocking, at one point in their marriage they once considered getting a divorce. 

As a rule, don't trust the Daily Mail.

I thought I made that clear in the non-comic sans portion, will try to be more clear next time

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2012, 05:52:03 pm »
I want Mitt Romney to release his college transcripts. And John Mcain. And George Bush. And John Kerry. And Bill Clinton.

Or else it would be like some sort of meaningless double-standard, wouldn't it?
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2012, 06:02:43 pm »
The only thing 'very large' from Trump is his debt. 1 Billion freaking dollars. And he sues banks not to return the money. And cons people out of the money.

The world is something different from the wealthy even if their bank accounts say they are poorest person in existence.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2012, 01:10:01 am »
http://www.examiner.com/article/donald-trump-fired-from-management-of-trump-place

I think this is Trump's real "October Surprise." He got fired from management at his own building.


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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2012, 07:44:39 am »
http://www.examiner.com/article/donald-trump-fired-from-management-of-trump-place

I think this is Trump's real "October Surprise." He got fired from management at his own building.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2012, 12:13:08 am »
^ +1 Fuck yeah

Good choice, that. I'm pretty sure a dude who's more than a billion in the hole like Trump is has no right to dictate terms with the President.


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Re: More Trump-tardedness
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2012, 12:11:48 pm »
As my local newspaper put it:
"Bomb turns firecracker"
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2012, 06:58:49 pm »
I don't think Trump's mouth is big enough for Colbert's gigantic balls.

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2012, 07:37:26 pm »
If anything is....

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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2012, 02:22:30 pm »
Dear Donald,
Please go die in a fire.


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Re: More Trump-tardedness
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2012, 06:34:51 pm »
....WHAT!?

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