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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2012, 10:16:36 pm »
Yes. I found him intriguing, but unfortunately too naive to be relevant.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2012, 10:23:24 pm »
Will Wile E. Coyote ever catch the Road Runner?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2012, 10:35:13 pm »
No. What we are witnessing in the cartoons is the same day, repeated endlessly for the Coyote exactly like in "Groundhog Day." Unfortunately for the Coyote, the series was cancelled before he could refine his actions to perfection like Bill Murray did.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2012, 10:43:59 pm »
How IS a raven like a writing desk?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2012, 10:55:10 pm »
If you could change one thing in the world for the better, what would you do?
There is light and darkness in the world, to be sure.  However, there's no harm to be had in walking in the shade or shadows.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2012, 10:56:22 pm »
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2012, 10:59:11 pm »
How many fingers am I holding up?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2012, 11:08:26 pm »
What is the most important quality to possess as a human?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2012, 11:10:04 pm »
How can I be an awesome badass like you?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2012, 11:19:49 pm »
Do I have the legs for a kilt?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2012, 11:32:52 pm »
Do you find me sexy?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2012, 11:34:46 pm »
Do you ever get uncomfortable when Art whips it out?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2012, 11:36:38 pm »
When does the narwhal bacon?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2012, 07:50:48 am »
Because Poe wrote on both of them.

Stop assholes from killing other people just because they have different beliefs or opinions.

3.

Trick question. You are a spambot and therefore have no fingers.

Patience.

You already are.

No, but you do have the ass for a miniskirt.

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No. I am not threatened by small caliber weapons.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2012, 09:21:48 am »
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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