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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #75 on: January 16, 2019, 06:09:11 pm »
Cool. What are you waiting for? Go to England and get you some auto parts, depose governments, eat kidney pies!

He has considered moving to England to get English to join his cause but fears that he could get arrested there.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2019, 06:27:32 pm »
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2019, 08:33:12 pm »
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2019, 03:54:50 am »
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2019, 04:04:41 am »
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.

Well, certainly someone of such advanced intelligence can make his way into job opportunities in the UK, if he really, ACTUALLY wanted it. I mean, in keeping with his own conservative political ideology, shouldn't he be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps, trust in his god, and go forth to find whatever he needs to?
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2019, 07:43:04 am »
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?

He has considered becoming a monk or priest before he proposed to me, but now that we are engaged, he cannot do so because the Catholic Church requires celibacy for monks and priests.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #81 on: January 17, 2019, 07:56:37 am »
Well, surely if he's so sure he's holy then his god will protect him in England. He really should get on that. Be sure to record every step of the way...for propaganda's sake, once you SURELY manage to achieve your goals.

He said that it will depend on the job opportunities after he graduates college in 2021 with a Bachelors Degree in Biology, whether there are better biology jobs in the US or England.

Well, certainly someone of such advanced intelligence can make his way into job opportunities in the UK, if he really, ACTUALLY wanted it. I mean, in keeping with his own conservative political ideology, shouldn't he be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps, trust in his god, and go forth to find whatever he needs to?

Well according to conservatives, that is the American Dream so he worries that the UK might not have the same amount of opportunity. He thinks that since it hasn’t fully gone through Brexit, the UK hasn’t unleashed it’s full economic potential because it is still dependent on the EU. So whether he moves to the UK depends on whether Brexit is successful.

By the way Niam, Jacob said that he trying to get you to join his cause because you support the Yorkist side in the White Queen so he thinks that you should therefore want to help him restore the Yorkist heir to the throne.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2019, 08:07:36 am »
So Art, yesterday Jacob asked on GOG that if he posts all his notes again, will you tell him which ones are relevant to the true meaning of the video since there are so many notes?
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #83 on: January 17, 2019, 08:39:09 am »
They're all relevant, both his original notes and the additions. It's why I had him take additional notes instead of cutting back on what's already there in the first place.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #84 on: January 18, 2019, 02:38:27 am »
Surely a man of God will look into a minor in theology to go with that, right?

He has considered becoming a monk or priest before he proposed to me, but now that we are engaged, he cannot do so because the Catholic Church requires celibacy for monks and priests.

Theologians aren't necessarily monks or priests though.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #85 on: January 25, 2019, 09:38:13 pm »
Jacob Harrison; my revenge on Art for messing with me with those videos.

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Yes, he gave me this to post here. Feel free to respond as you are wont to do.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #86 on: January 25, 2019, 11:37:18 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJ9WHb5Px8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvJ9WHb5Px8</a>

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #87 on: January 26, 2019, 10:57:43 am »
Again, I must be operating with a different idea on revenge.
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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #88 on: January 26, 2019, 06:06:43 pm »
Read that Kiwifarms thread and Jacob apparently admitted that his fiancee Alice was just an "alter ego", so it's safe to assume his other "friends" that also got involved here were also just alter egos. That boy ain't right. If he doesn't already have another sock buried in our drawer to pull out I'm sure he'll be back sooner rather than later.

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Re: How Art Vandelay stole Christmas
« Reply #89 on: January 27, 2019, 09:36:41 am »
I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!

Although I maintain his revenge is far more damaging to the building blocks of good story telling and writing than it could ever be to Art. And i suppose that's a blessing in its own way.
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