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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #30 on: January 08, 2012, 12:07:14 am »
Liberal-Ridden Hollywood Indoctrinates Lazy People Overseas

Kim Jong-il dies
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2012, 01:54:05 am »
North Korea- War or Peace



The first gay president is elected and he puts into place a bill that will make same sex marriage legal in all 50 states and all same sex couples get the same benefits as straight couples.

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #32 on: January 08, 2012, 01:58:33 am »
America's Christian Heritage Threatened by Hateful Homosexual Extremists

Marijuana legalized in WA state.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #33 on: January 08, 2012, 02:05:48 am »
War on Drugs suffers major blow

Message Boards around the world become exempt from SOPA

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #34 on: January 08, 2012, 02:08:48 am »
Liberals Enables Rampant Piracy On Internet Message Boards

Wikipedia, TVTropes, Youtube and several other major sites struck by a DDoS attack launched by 4chan
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #35 on: January 08, 2012, 02:55:47 am »
Is War Among Ranks of Internet Extremists Weakening Their Liberal Stronghold?

A bored 15-year old steals a plane, crash-lands it on a Caribbean island
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #36 on: January 08, 2012, 03:41:19 am »
Teen hired by liberals to hijack a plane, crashes it thanks to resistance from conservative pilots

Failed attempt on President Obama's life, evidence traced back to McCain
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #37 on: January 08, 2012, 05:31:08 am »
Liberals Emphasize Unproven Assassination Link to Innocent Conservatives

Canada plans to invade entire west coast of the US.


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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2012, 02:19:49 pm »
Foreign Liberal Scum Seeks to Annex Domestic Liberal Scum

All Republican Congresspeople found to be guilty of outright bribery (as opposed to simply accepting campaign contributions).
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2012, 02:24:21 pm »
Liberal Propaganda tries to detour hard working Republicans



David Bowie somehow becomes the first non natural born citizen and his first order of business is to give every American a copy of Space Oddity signed

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2012, 06:11:47 pm »
Liberal Hollywood Star Tries To Indoctrinate US Citizens

Nintendo Announces Partnership With Sega
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2012, 06:48:54 pm »
Video game mega-merger: dramatic rise in youth violence expected

woman spends $50000 to clone dog

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2012, 06:55:43 pm »
Feminazis Using Taxpayer Dollars to Play God

Unincorporated neighborhood annexed into city
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2012, 07:40:25 pm »
Big Government Coming To Your Neighborhood

Bo the dog eats copy of latest bill before Obama can sign it.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2012, 08:33:11 pm »
Brave Red-Blooded American Dog Thwarts Communist Kenyan Plot

Ted Haggard is gay
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