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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2012, 11:42:18 am »
What was it like hunting dinosaurs with Old Viking?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2012, 02:27:08 pm »
I'm in the hospital myself so... how about this...

Why i some food piping hot when it shouldn't be and hot stuff is ice cold?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2012, 02:35:27 pm »
Kiss me, you fool.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2012, 05:54:22 pm »
Woodchucks can chuck wood. They simply choose not to.

Old Viking did not really "hunt" them. A better term to use would be "impose himself on them sexually from a position of surprise."

Law of inverse expectations. Everything is actually the same temperature, but the hot stuff appears cold because you were expecting it to be hot and the cold stuff appears hot because you were expecting it to be cold.

That's not a question.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2012, 05:56:16 pm »
What are your views on the new DDO expansion, Menace of the Underdark?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2012, 06:15:05 pm »
How did you get to be so damn smart and awesome?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2012, 06:54:37 pm »
What is your opinion of the Utilikilt?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2012, 06:59:35 pm »
DDO is irrelevant since they unwisely chose to go with the "Eberron" pseudo-steampunk world setting rather than a traditional D&D setting like Forgotten Realms or Greyhawk. While a decent game in and of itself, and likely one of the better MMOs out there for grouping, this fatally flawed choice in its development has made it unpalatable to the majority of the vast potential player pool of D&D fans.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2012, 07:08:32 pm »
If it's not Scottish is it crap?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2012, 07:16:03 pm »
Have you ever drank mead from the skull of an enemy?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2012, 07:29:18 pm »
To go with Damen's question: Are you a Scottish Soccer Hooligan?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2012, 07:45:45 pm »
Yes.

No, but I have drunk Guinness from the belly button of a woman who irritated the shit out of me.

Define "hooligan."
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2012, 07:47:28 pm »
Have you gotten a medical marijuana card yet?

Because...dude, you might as well.   8)
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2012, 10:57:35 pm »
No. The sandman does not, nor has he ever, smoked anything and he's not about to start. Not even a single fag. Besides, seeing as how there are all kinds of ways to achieve the same mild medical benefits of THC without the side effect of getting baked, the whole "medical marijuana" thing is just a thinly disguised excuse for a whole bunch of people who really just want to get high. Which I don't have a problem with; I just wish they would be honest about it.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2012, 11:13:24 pm »
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