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Ask Sandman
« on: June 24, 2012, 09:08:13 pm »
I'm feeling a bit better the last day or so. The infection around the shunt is pretty much gone and my appetite has picked up a bit. At the moment my biggest enemy is boredom.

So, hence the thread. Ask the sandman anything, he will answer.
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us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us." -Cave Johnson

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 09:10:44 pm »
I'm glad to hear that, Sandman. :)

So...what's the meaning of life?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 09:11:44 pm »
What's your major?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 09:13:28 pm »
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 09:13:44 pm »
Can a kilt make sex even better?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 09:15:52 pm »
Meaning of life? 42.

Major? When I was in NI his name was Major Ken Shallot.

Dancing with the devil in the pale moon light? Yes. Her name was Eliza Nan Shippley, and she was satan incarnate.

Kilts have no effect on sex one way or t'other, as all the lassies care about is gettin' them off of us anyway.
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us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together. So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us." -Cave Johnson

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 09:20:19 pm »
Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

You're awesome

What are the three songs you would label as the songs of your life?

and what was the best bit of advice you have ever been given?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 09:22:07 pm »
Kirk or Picard?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 09:24:54 pm »
Do you like Matt Smith as the Doctor?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 09:29:17 pm »
Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 09:29:45 pm »
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor is it the greatest composition by Bach or overrated?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2012, 09:31:16 pm »
My toothpaste and Mouthwash both say no eating or drinking for 30 mins afterward...So I am assuming I am not supposed to put anything in my mouth after using either product, should I wait 30 mins after brushing to use the mouthwash???

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2012, 09:36:47 pm »
Three songs.
Over the opening credits to my life:  "Thus Spake Zarathustra."
In the second act, when everything starts to come together: "All Along the Watchtower." (Hendrix version, please.)
Over the closing credits: "Turn the World Around," by Harry Belafonte.

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Kirk, of course. The man had his priorities straight: alien booty > the Prime Directive

Fezes ARE cool.

No, we are not there yet, and if you don't settle down I will turn this internet around!

The Mass in B Minor is a superior work, but the Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor is more fun.

Your shampoo says to rinse and repeat. Do you do that, too?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2012, 10:10:43 pm »
Have you read Marx, and if so, did you like it?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2012, 10:15:28 pm »
What is your favorite animal?
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