Author Topic: Why the traditional 1980s Star Wars Canon is superior to the SJW Disney one  (Read 1610 times)

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Oh please.  Enterprise, despite not being a warship, completely outclasses a Star Destroyer in every single category.

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Oh please.  Enterprise, despite not being a warship, completely outclasses a Star Destroyer in every single category.
But, do Balrogs have wings?

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The Balrog has wings but is flightless.

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Kenobi and Vader crossed blades though. Unless Kenobi was able to materialize his sword with his force-hologram that would mean that he really was there.

And Luke, Kenobi and Yoda all disappeared in their death leaving behind (some of) their clothes only.
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Since their clothes were left behind, why weren't the ghosts naked?

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2 reasons. 1. Kid's movie. 2. It's the Force. They choose how they look.
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Anything is possible if your bacteria/Midichloridian infection is severe enough.
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Since their clothes were left behind, why weren't the ghosts naked?
Because if Sir Alec Guinness and an elderly gremlin were naked it'd be a horror movie or really, really specific porn.

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I thought the point of Luke's trick was to show that Obi Wan's disappearance was also a kind of force, suicide hologram which raises a lot of weird questions, where was Obi Wan when he faced off Vader if he pulled the same stunt and why didn't he disappear with his clothes? How do you put clothes on a hologram anyway? Does Star Wars have a slave economy similar to the Old South or the Roman Empire? Is it human-supremacist? Where the heck did these humans come from?

Who would win in a battle between a Star Destroyer and the Enterprise?

Well in the animations that I was planning on making before I discovered that it was the Yorkists, not the Lancasterians that were the true heirs to the throne of England, I had there be advanced time traveling aliens that create simulated realities that they enter for fun, including simulated realities based on works of fiction. There was going to be a connection with a simulated multiverse that had two parallel Star Wars universes(the original 1980s canon, and the Disney Canon) as well as the Nintendo Universes and it was connected to the simulated data of King Bowser being inserted by the Knights Templar into Henry Robert Fitz Roy Somerset so that he would be motivated to conquer England, Ireland and France.

But now I realize that this Australian aristocrat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Abney-Hastings,_15th_Earl_of_Loudoun is the rightful heir to the crown of England, the Lordship of Ireland, and France as he is the true heir to the House of York according to the documentary Britain’s real monarch. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7DCasz6oeL4

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You're too late, pommyland is already run by an Aussie toff-his name's Rupert Murdoch! As for that other bloke, why the fuck would he want to leave somewhere sunny for where Britain is headed after May and Co. drive Britain off the Brexit cliff?

In any.case, aren't you here to root for Grand Moff Tarkin? In Australian that means with your cuz, in skin-tight Faberges.
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The "rightful heir" to those crowns is whoever, if anyone, the legislatures say is the "rightful heir".

So there is no "rightful heir" to the crowns/lordships of Ireland and France (except to the extent that Northern Ireland is unified with Britain) because those crowns no longer exist, and as for England, technically that crown no longer exists, having been unified with the crown of Scotland by the Acts of Union 1707 to create the crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain (later Great Britain and Ireland, later Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and then also the crowns of the Commonwealth realms, which has varied through the years but currently sits at 16, including the United Kingdom), and succession to that crown is determined by the Act of Settlement 1701 and Succession to the Crown Act 2013 (repealing the Royal Marriages Act 1772).

The only thing left, really, is to change the succession of British peerages to absolute primogeniture.
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You're too late, pommyland is already run by an Aussie toff-his name's Rupert Murdoch! As for that other bloke, why the fuck would he want to leave somewhere sunny for where Britain is headed after May and Co. drive Britain off the Brexit cliff?

In any.case, aren't you here to root for Grand Moff Tarkin? In Australian that means with your cuz, in skin-tight Faberges.at

Your right. He probably wouldn’t. That is why I need you to found an organization that can kidnap him. Force him to get married and if he refuses sex with her, force him to masturbate so that his semen can be put in his wife without it having to be rape so that he can produce heirs that can be raised by the organization. Have members of the organization  emigrate to the UK and run in political offices. Have them join both political parties, to infiltrate parliament but to keep the plan a secret. Then once they get elected, they can pass a law making his eldest son King, and to give Scotland independence since the King is the heir to the throne of England not Scotland. Then England with it’s powerful army can invade Ireland and France.

In exchange for doing it, since you earlier complained about the Queen’s Governor General interfering in Australian politics, England will allow Australia to become a Republic since the legitimate heirs to the English throne never ruled Australia.

How does that sound?

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The "rightful heir" to those crowns is whoever, if anyone, the legislatures say is the "rightful heir".

So there is no "rightful heir" to the crowns/lordships of Ireland and France (except to the extent that Northern Ireland is unified with Britain) because those crowns no longer exist, and as for England, technically that crown no longer exists, having been unified with the crown of Scotland by the Acts of Union 1707 to create the crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain (later Great Britain and Ireland, later Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and then also the crowns of the Commonwealth realms, which has varied through the years but currently sits at 16, including the United Kingdom), and succession to that crown is determined by the Act of Settlement 1701 and Succession to the Crown Act 2013 (repealing the Royal Marriages Act 1772).

The only thing left, really, is to change the succession of British peerages to absolute primogeniture.

But those acts were done under illegitimate criminal governments. Since I realize now that the Yorkists has a more legitimate claim to the throne, yet Edward IV was probably illegitimate according to that documentary, it means that England has had an illegitimate criminal government ever since the Lancasterian heir Henry IV overthrew Richard II in 1399, because power was seized by committing the criminal act of treason.

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Why would the descendants of Yorkists have more right to the throne than the people their ancestors stole the lands from?

Also, if you are going to go back to Romans and declaring them the legal owners of Britain you are going to get a bit of a problem. You see the last remaining "legal" rulership that remained of the Roman empire was the government of Duchy of Finland. After Tsar was deposed in Russia Finland became de-facto the last remaining bastion of Rome but the government of Finland was also deposed and replaced in the civil war and because the winning side made their own government rather than giving power to the elected government of Finland from year earlier when it was still an autonomous part of Russia this was also an illegal change of rulership.

AND because the last remaining bastion of Rome was democratic there is no one to inherit the "legitimate" position of ruler of Rome as the leadership changed hands through elections rather than by inheriting the position.
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No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!