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USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« on: May 22, 2014, 02:05:14 pm »
http://io9.com/the-military-is-shutting-down-its-weather-controlling-1580112806

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Over the years, HAARP has been a favorite target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is a secret weather-control weapon responsible for causing droughts, floods, hurricanes and even earthquakes. In 2010, the late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accused the U.S. of using HAARP to induce a powerful earthquake off the shore of Haiti—a test that would ultimately target Iran. A Russian military journal warned that HAARP could trigger a cascade of electrons that would flip Earth's magnetic poles. "Simply speaking, the planet will 'capsize,'" it warned.

The truth is more boring as the facility was used for weather research.

UNLESS THAT IS WHAT THEY WANTED YOU TO THINK!!!2

Anyway, the facility made several breakthroughs and could have been used in other fields of science as well but now it is history. Tinfoilhat brigade needs a new source of all evil in their theories.

Unless of course they go for the boring old "they didn't really close it down" or "they just moved it elsewhere."
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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2014, 02:28:22 pm »
http://io9.com/the-military-is-shutting-down-its-weather-controlling-1580112806

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Over the years, HAARP has been a favorite target of conspiracy theorists, who claim that it is a secret weather-control weapon responsible for causing droughts, floods, hurricanes and even earthquakes. In 2010, the late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez accused the U.S. of using HAARP to induce a powerful earthquake off the shore of Haiti—a test that would ultimately target Iran. A Russian military journal warned that HAARP could trigger a cascade of electrons that would flip Earth's magnetic poles. "Simply speaking, the planet will 'capsize,'" it warned.

The truth is more boring as the facility was used for weather research.

UNLESS THAT IS WHAT THEY WANTED YOU TO THINK!!!2

Anyway, the facility made several breakthroughs and could have been used in other fields of science as well but now it is history. Tinfoilhat brigade needs a new source of all evil in their theories.

Unless of course they go for the boring old "they didn't really close it down" or "they just moved it elsewhere."
They almost certainly will.  Conspiracy theorists are experts in goalpost-moving.

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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2014, 06:52:13 pm »
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2?  2? 2?!  2?!?!?!?!  I WILL KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY!
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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2014, 12:48:18 am »
Curses, our anti-free market ray has been destroyed by those no good freedom lovers in the Bundy ranch!
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM THE JEWISH ILLUMINATI INTER-DIMENSIONAL SOCIALIST ILLUMINATI LIZARD CONSPIRACY! 

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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 09:36:08 am »
Curses, our anti-free market ray has been destroyed by those no good freedom lovers in the Bundy ranch!
THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM THE JEWISH ILLUMINATI INTER-DIMENSIONAL SOCIALIST ILLUMINATI LIZARD CONSPIRACY!


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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 12:52:16 pm »
I KNOW WHERE THAT CHARACTER IS FROM--

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I mean.

Yeah, I recognize that character from The Devil is a Part-Timer.

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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2014, 01:21:35 pm »
Who knew that some people out there took Francis E. Dec seriously?


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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2014, 01:49:06 pm »
Who knew that some people out there took Francis E. Dec seriously?
There are people who take David Icke seriously.  Are you really surprised?

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Re: USA shutting down deathray- I mean HAARP.
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2014, 12:30:53 am »
YOU FOOLS!! DO NOT SHUT DOWN THE DEATHRAY AT THIS JUNCTURE! I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE DROUGHTS IN HAWAII!!

Fine, you obstinate moralists. I will engage the device alone, with no tech support, and probably become a Spider-Man villain for my troubles!!
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