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Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« on: June 21, 2013, 09:33:19 pm »
Take a character and make them gods/goddesses of something. For Example:
The Gods Of The Eighties Toys
Supreme God-Optimus Prime
Supreme Goddess-April O'Neil
God of Purple Unstoppable Things-The Smooze
God of Ineffectual Villains-Shredder
God of Wasting Your Money-Fortress Maximus
God of Robot Lions-Voltron
Goddess of Drug Addict Witches-Catrina
Goddess of Strange Accents-The Baroness
God of Mute People-Snake Eyes
God of Unreleased Toys-Gladiator Voltron


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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 09:50:35 pm »
God of Misanthropy and Faith in Humanity being Plunged into the Void - George Carlin
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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 10:37:56 pm »
God of epic beards-Gandalf the Gray

God of Epic manliness-Major Alex Louis Armstrong.

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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 10:52:51 pm »
God of epic beards-Gandalf the Gray

God of Epic manliness-Major Alex Louis Armstrong.

Goddess of Sharpshooting: Lieutenant Hawkeye
God of Innocent Strength: Alphonse Elric
God of Tiny Wrath: Edward Elric
God of Awesome Douchebaggery: Colonel Roy Mustang
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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 11:14:15 pm »
God of First Person Smartasses: Harry Dresden
Goddess of Cute Bruisers: Karrin Murphy
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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 11:16:37 pm »
God of First Person Smartasses: Harry Dresden
Goddess of Cute Bruisers: Karrin Murphy

God of Ground-Dragging Balls: Johnny Marcone
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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2013, 06:27:00 pm »
God of sleevelessness: Daryl Dixon

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Re: Create a Popular Culture Pantheon
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 12:05:36 pm »
God of Fuck - Marilyn Manson (hey, he proclaimed it himself, so why not?)
God of Time - The Doctor
God of Thunder - Gene Simmons (again, proclaimed it himself)
Goddess of Horrible Leadership - Buffy Summers
God of Obvious Biblical References - Gravemind, leader of the Flood
God of Baby Hate - Michael J. Caboose
God of AI-ghost-things - Leonard Church
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