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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #7395 on: April 19, 2019, 08:48:41 am »
You know what never gets old? Making the Pope and with him the rest of the entire Catholic world your bitch.

It's great because according to Catholicism, the Pope answers directly to God. As my vassal, the Pope answers to me. Therefore, according to Catholics the world over, I have become God. After all, I get to tell him who to excommunicate, who to call crusades against, hell, even whose titles rightfully belong to me. It's absolutely fantastic.

I have to say, when you can make it work for you, religion suddenly doesn't seem quite so shitty.

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« Reply #7396 on: April 19, 2019, 09:30:17 am »
Now, dear Art, you see why cults pop up like fucking weeds.  Its alarmingly easy to use it to gain power.  Though, I'd keep an eye on the Poop; he is apparently titled "the Usurper."  Make sure he doesn't go High Sparrow on ya.
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« Reply #7397 on: April 19, 2019, 10:25:29 am »
Nah, that's all good. He was originally my Antipope, then almost immediately became the actual Pope after 8000 well armed Italians busted into the Papacy and asked the old guy very nicely to please step down. Now everyone says he's a "usurper" for some unknown reason. It's also why his opinion of me is maxxed out.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #7398 on: April 19, 2019, 12:41:48 pm »
Iconoclasts is a rather pretty retro metroidvania game. And it almost avoids the whole "INDIE GAMES NEED TO HAVE A SAAAAAAAAAAD ENDING!" requirement. It's still sad but not as sad as they usually are.

In other news, I'm also sad and really need to play something jollier and less depressing.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #7399 on: April 21, 2019, 09:57:38 pm »
Joker may have stolen Ike's spot as my Smash main (pun very much intended) and Mementos may just be my favorite stage now. Only problem with it is that it doesn't have "Life Will Change" in favor of a rather meh remix of "Beneath the Mask."
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