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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #105 on: January 10, 2012, 06:13:59 pm »
I never assume the parts determine the gender. That's for the owner of the parts to decide :)
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #106 on: January 10, 2012, 08:47:51 pm »
Oh God...I've been a woman all along!

The vagina, finally it makes sense!
Yeah, it's not just a handy place to store sand.

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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #107 on: January 11, 2012, 02:15:12 am »
Oh God...I've been a woman all along!

The vagina, finally it makes sense!
Yeah, it's not just a handy place to store sand.

And the award for "Phrase Most Likely To Make My Genitalia Curl In On Itself" goes to...

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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #108 on: January 11, 2012, 07:13:06 am »
Wouldn't it be awesome if vaginas could create pearls when they got sand in them? You know, like a clam? Let's set up a program to evolve that trait. Then, a hundreds of years from now, there'll be a legit age-old conspiracy attempting to give human women the ability to create pearls.
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #109 on: January 11, 2012, 08:35:53 am »
And THAT, my friends, is what we call "TOPIC DRIFT."
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #110 on: January 12, 2012, 06:21:48 am »
That's what I get when I don't look in a thread for a while....
(for the record, I'm male and going to stay that way)
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #111 on: January 13, 2012, 05:32:03 pm »
ITT: Kit Walker completely ignores 95% of all points made against him to focus on one of three posts that he's capable of tackling.

Kit's a troll. Ignore him.

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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #112 on: January 13, 2012, 06:23:16 pm »
Evidence for that assertion? Disagreeing with the general opinion does not a troll make.
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #113 on: January 13, 2012, 07:10:01 pm »
ITT: Kit Walker completely ignores 95% of all points made against him to focus on one of three posts that he's capable of tackling.

Kit's a troll. Ignore him.

And just who are you to make that judgement? I'm a great many negative things - overly emotional, a bad debater, kinda chunky, overly self critical, kinda whiny, thick headed, the list goes on - but a disingenuous shit-stirrer is not one of them.
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #114 on: January 14, 2012, 02:52:07 am »
ITT: Kit Walker completely ignores 95% of all points made against him to focus on one of three posts that he's capable of tackling.

Kit's a troll. Ignore him.
You have evidence of him intentionally stirring up negative reactions, I assume? That's what a troll does. Poor social skills does not automatically make you a troll.

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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #115 on: January 14, 2012, 04:00:16 am »
Oh God...I've been a woman all along!

The vagina, finally it makes sense!
Yeah, it's not just a handy place to store sand.

And the award for "Phrase Most Likely To Make My Genitalia Curl In On Itself" goes to...

And you're so totally sig-quoted for that. XD
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #116 on: January 14, 2012, 09:08:55 am »
Sandman, I agree with the rest of your post, except this:

People are just saying that, generally speaking, bullying is not a transgression worthy of death. Try to understand their point of view. Many teens are short-sighted fools who believe themselves immortal and half the time don't think for a second about how what they are doing is unbelievably stupid.

In my experience, teens tend to have more of an attitude of, "The world is going to shit and I'm probably going to die young anyway, so why the hell not."
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #117 on: January 14, 2012, 09:56:53 am »
Sandman, I agree with the rest of your post, except this:

People are just saying that, generally speaking, bullying is not a transgression worthy of death. Try to understand their point of view. Many teens are short-sighted fools who believe themselves immortal and half the time don't think for a second about how what they are doing is unbelievably stupid.

In my experience, teens tend to have more of an attitude of, "The world is going to shit and I'm probably going to die young anyway, so why the hell not."

Depends on where you are I guess. When I was a teen, and most of the teens I've worked with think more along the lines of "I want to have fun, nothing bad can happen to me this young" and "mom and dad can bail me out of anything I land in".
Teens are wreckless because they haven't been exposed to mortality in most cases and don't understand or think about the concept of mortality. They're still young, there's a whole life ahead, right now it's time to enjoy, survive school, fuck some hot girls and get an awesome car.
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #118 on: January 15, 2012, 01:11:32 am »
Sandman, I agree with the rest of your post, except this:

People are just saying that, generally speaking, bullying is not a transgression worthy of death. Try to understand their point of view. Many teens are short-sighted fools who believe themselves immortal and half the time don't think for a second about how what they are doing is unbelievably stupid.

In my experience, teens tend to have more of an attitude of, "The world is going to shit and I'm probably going to die young anyway, so why the hell not."

Depends on where you are I guess. When I was a teen, and most of the teens I've worked with think more along the lines of "I want to have fun, nothing bad can happen to me this young" and "mom and dad can bail me out of anything I land in".
Teens are wreckless because they haven't been exposed to mortality in most cases and don't understand or think about the concept of mortality. They're still young, there's a whole life ahead, right now it's time to enjoy, survive school, fuck some hot girls and get an awesome car.

That's "reckless", das.

... I suppose I should be glad it wasn't 'reek' or 'wreck' used for 'wreak'...
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Re: Victim of bullying finally wins
« Reply #119 on: January 15, 2012, 04:08:34 pm »
When I was in my teens I was a mix of 'shit... I'm gonna die one day, probably before I should...' and 'Fuck it. I'm invincible! I've survived 50+ surgeries! BRING IT THE FUCK ON!"

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