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Title: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 25, 2018, 07:55:52 pm
This weekend, me and my family went on Vacation in my grandparent’s summer home on Cape Cod, a peninsula in Massachusetts with lots of summer homes and beaches. Unfortunetely the weather was not good enough to go swimming.

My 21 year old second cousin who I have barely ever seen in my life is staying there the whole summer because she has a summer job on Cape Cod. She is overall a very decent moral person however on Sunday she did one thing that was very immoral.

On Sunday, when my dad went home because of having to work during the week, and my grandparents were at some party at the house of one of my grandfather’s cousins, me and my mom came home from a baseball game. And my cousin said hi to us while wearing nothing but towels. If she was coming out of the shower, why the fuck did she not put clothes in the bathroom for her to get changed into before coming out of the shower?! Why did she not keep in mind that there are relatives of hers that are not her parents or siblings in the fucking house?! I immediately looked away and walked down into the basement where my bedroom there is.

I on the other hand was much more moral and cautious knowing that there was a women relative close to my age in the house. In the mornings, I made sure that she would not even see me in my pajamas by having a goal to take a shower and get in my day clothes before breakfast. On all the mornings, she was up before me, so I would stay in the basement, until she went to work. The bathroom was upstairs so I even held in my pee for such torturous long time that I was tempted to piss in empty water bottles in the basement.

Thankfully, me and my mom are leaving to go home tomorrow. Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 25, 2018, 08:09:18 pm
Wish I was there to contribute to the immoral behavior.

I am a fornicator, I am an instigator!
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 25, 2018, 09:11:14 pm
Wish I was there to contribute to the immoral behavior.

I am a fornicator, I am an instigator!

Well my second cousin has standards and would consider you an immoral perverted creep. We would immediately kick you off the property.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Sleepy on June 25, 2018, 10:51:20 pm
Sounds like you're the perv if you're thinking about her that way~ Can you not control your thoughts?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 25, 2018, 11:48:00 pm
Dude, your cousin sounds fucking hot.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 26, 2018, 12:03:41 am
Seconding Art here - fucking in the shower is in order. Gets you clean and dirty!
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 01:32:15 pm
Sounds like you're the perv if you're thinking about her that way~ Can you not control your thoughts?

Did you not fucking read my last two sentences on this post? This is what I said.

“Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.”

I was shocked and revolted, not horny.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 01:34:22 pm
Seconding Art here - fucking in the shower is in order. Gets you clean and dirty!

See you atheists are the perverts talking about my second cousin in a sexual manner! While she committed one immoral act, she is mostly moral and is saving herself till marriage.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Sleepy on June 26, 2018, 02:36:40 pm
Sounds like you're the perv if you're thinking about her that way~ Can you not control your thoughts?

Did you not fucking read my last two sentences on this post? This is what I said.

“Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.”

I was shocked and revolted, not horny.

And yet your "shocked and revolted" response implies that you recognize her towel-draped form as something that is wrong or sinful in some manner. Perhaps because you have the inability to view nudity or any display of skin in a non-sexual manner. The human body is purely a biological mass, and yet here you are applying your own sexualized notions purely to someone's bare skin.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 04:37:33 pm
Sounds like you're the perv if you're thinking about her that way~ Can you not control your thoughts?

Did you not fucking read my last two sentences on this post? This is what I said.

“Don’t worry, I do not have any degenerate sexual thoughts about her since she is too closely related since today’s definition of incest extends to 1st and 2nd cousins(influenced by the studies of inbreeding and genetic disorders). I was just shocked and revolted.”

I was shocked and revolted, not horny.

And yet your "shocked and revolted" response implies that you recognize her towel-draped form as something that is wrong or sinful in some manner. Perhaps because you have the inability to view nudity or any display of skin in a non-sexual manner. The human body is purely a biological mass, and yet here you are applying your own sexualized notions purely to someone's bare skin.

Because wearing a towel is near nude. My shocked and revolted response is any common response to seeing a family member who is not part of your immediate family naked. I was disgusted at her that she thought it was ok to wear that in front of family members who are not her parents or siblings.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Skybison on June 26, 2018, 05:27:33 pm
That's nothing dude.  Today at work I was speaking to a co-worker.  She is an attractive young temptress and every day comes to work with her entire ankle visible for all to see.  Naturally I informed her at great length that she was a vile harlot and deserved cast into the lake of fire for all eternity.  And not only did she refuse to cover her shame, when I instructed her to submit to me in holy matrimony and quit her job and return to women's work in the home as her only chance to save herself, and she not only had the audacity to refuse, but filed a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me and got me fired!

The immorality of today's youth is endless.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Lana Reverse on June 26, 2018, 05:41:39 pm
You think that's bad? I saw a man going shirtless at the beach. I told him to cover up, but he just laughed and called me a prude. How brazen can people get?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 08:17:03 pm
That's nothing dude.  Today at work I was speaking to a co-worker.  She is an attractive young temptress and every day comes to work with her entire ankle visible for all to see.  Naturally I informed her at great length that she was a vile harlot and deserved cast into the lake of fire for all eternity.  And not only did she refuse to cover her shame, when I instructed her to submit to me in holy matrimony and quit her job and return to women's work in the home as her only chance to save herself, and she not only had the audacity to refuse, but filed a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me and got me fired!

The immorality of today's youth is endless.

That is not what I am saying. That is what the Muslims say. I am saying that my second cousin was wearing towels so she was actually nude in front of her family members.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 08:18:43 pm
You think that's bad? I saw a man going shirtless at the beach. I told him to cover up, but he just laughed and called me a prude. How brazen can people get?

A man being shirtless at a beach is not nude because he is wearing a bathing suit. People wearing towels are nude because they are not wearing any clothes.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 26, 2018, 08:37:47 pm
What if I seduce and then fuck the traditional morality out of your cousin, till she's begging for more?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Sleepy on June 26, 2018, 09:03:49 pm
Because wearing a towel is near nude. My shocked and revolted response is any common response to seeing a family member who is not part of your immediate family naked. I was disgusted at her that she thought it was ok to wear that in front of family members who are not her parents or siblings.

There'd be a difference if you just called it rude, since rude would mean she did something impolite or ill-mannered. Maybe some people think it's rude to do stuff like this. Cool, whatever. But you're calling it immoral. Immoral implies a sort of deliberate wrongfulness or wickedness within her actions. That showing her skin in such a way is depraved because it has some additional meaning or intention behind it. Hence your own wicked thoughts that you need to address.

That is not what I am saying. That is what the Muslims say. I am saying that my second cousin was wearing towels so she was actually nude in front of her family members.

She was covered with a towel, aka a piece of fabric. How do clothes work, again?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 26, 2018, 09:08:06 pm
Because wearing a towel is near nude. My shocked and revolted response is any common response to seeing a family member who is not part of your immediate family naked. I was disgusted at her that she thought it was ok to wear that in front of family members who are not her parents or siblings.

There'd be a difference if you just called it rude, since rude would mean she did something impolite or ill-mannered. Maybe some people think it's rude to do stuff like this. Cool, whatever. But you're calling it immoral. Immoral implies a sort of deliberate wrongfulness or wickedness within her actions. That showing her skin in such a way is depraved because it has some additional meaning or intention behind it. Hence your own wicked thoughts that you need to address.

That is not what I am saying. That is what the Muslims say. I am saying that my second cousin was wearing towels so she was actually nude in front of her family members.

She was covered with a towel, aka a piece of fabric. How do clothes work, again?

Well being rude is immoral. I never said that she was intentionally trying to be wicked.

Towels are not clothes because they’re not designed to be clothes.

Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 27, 2018, 05:38:29 am
Alright, let's settle this once and for all. Could you see her nips and/or vag? No? Then she clearly wasn't nude.

Besides, it could be a lot worse. Imagine if she were wearing *gasp* denim? No doubt your boner would've taken someone's eye out.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Askold on June 27, 2018, 06:13:10 am
Maybe you are just a prude?

Did you not consider that perhaps your relative does not consider nudity to be such a big deal? Or maybe they didn't consider the possibility that their relatives would ogle at them?

Heck, maybe they just don't consider that situation to be sexual in any way? I've been to Sauna with men AND women with all of us nude there. Happened with my family, happened with friends, co-workers and whoever happened to be at the same public Sauna when I'm using it.

Nudity isn't inherently sexual and that you can't consider nudity (or even someone wearing a towel or showing some skin) to be anything other than sexual says more about you and your beliefs than it does about anything else.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 27, 2018, 09:40:39 am
Maybe you are just a prude?

Did you not consider that perhaps your relative does not consider nudity to be such a big deal? Or maybe they didn't consider the possibility that their relatives would ogle at them?

Heck, maybe they just don't consider that situation to be sexual in any way? I've been to Sauna with men AND women with all of us nude there. Happened with my family, happened with friends, co-workers and whoever happened to be at the same public Sauna when I'm using it.

Nudity isn't inherently sexual and that you can't consider nudity (or even someone wearing a towel or showing some skin) to be anything other than sexual says more about you and your beliefs than it does about anything else.

It is common decency to not show your nudity in front of others. I never said that I saw her nudity in a sexual manner. I would not be repulsed if she was wearing a bathing suit because that is a type of clothing. It was the fact that she was not wearing clothes that got me repulsed. I would be equally repulsed seeing any family member male or female wearing nothing but a towel.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 27, 2018, 10:50:06 am
My penis shall not be denied its rightful audience. He spits in the eyes of all who seek to suppress His righteous glory.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Svata on June 27, 2018, 11:19:27 am
Jacob, brother. You need to fucking UNCLENCH.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: solar. on June 27, 2018, 12:11:40 pm
Despacito.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on June 27, 2018, 01:49:45 pm
You do realize, Jacob, that a lot of places have far fewer hangups about nudity than the US, right? What's "common decency" to you is more "silly prudishness" to them.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 27, 2018, 03:58:24 pm
You do realize, Jacob, that a lot of places have far fewer hangups about nudity than the US, right? What's "common decency" to you is more "silly prudishness" to them.

Well nudity is usually only acceptable in private locations such as locker rooms, public showers, or houses with friends or members of the immediate family.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on June 27, 2018, 04:25:17 pm
You do realize, Jacob, that a lot of places have far fewer hangups about nudity than the US, right? What's "common decency" to you is more "silly prudishness" to them.

Well nudity is usually only acceptable in private locations such as locker rooms, public showers, or houses with friends or members of the immediate family.

That doesn't rebut what I said--that's still fewer hangups.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 27, 2018, 05:42:28 pm
You do realize, Jacob, that a lot of places have far fewer hangups about nudity than the US, right? What's "common decency" to you is more "silly prudishness" to them.

Well nudity is usually only acceptable in private locations such as locker rooms, public showers, or houses with friends or members of the immediate family.

That doesn't rebut what I said--that's still fewer hangups.

How is it fewer hangups? I said immediate family members(parents and siblings), not second cousins.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Askold on June 27, 2018, 05:52:11 pm
That's like your opinion, man. Some others may consider that you creeping at your cousin would also be weird and assume that a person your age is adult enough to not be bothered by someone coming out of a shower.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 27, 2018, 06:11:43 pm
That's like your opinion, man. Some others may consider that you creeping at your cousin would also be weird and assume that a person your age is adult enough to not be bothered by someone coming out of a shower.

I was not creeping at her. I immediately looked away when I saw her. Why did she not put clothes on in the bathroom? I put my clothes in the bathroom to change into after I take a shower!
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on June 27, 2018, 06:48:37 pm
That's like your opinion, man. Some others may consider that you creeping at your cousin would also be weird and assume that a person your age is adult enough to not be bothered by someone coming out of a shower.

I was not creeping at her. I immediately looked away when I saw her. Why did she not put clothes on in the bathroom? I put my clothes in the bathroom to change into after I take a shower!

News flash: not everyone is Jacob Harrison!

I know this must be shocking to you.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Sleepy on June 27, 2018, 09:41:23 pm
Well being rude is immoral. I never said that she was intentionally trying to be wicked.

Towels are not clothes because they’re not designed to be clothes.

Ah yeah, I forgot that Jesus' final words while he was jackin' it up there on the cross were the infamous "Why you gotta be so ruuuude"

This all leads back to you having a stick up your ass when it comes to nudity. You made an entire thread devoted to highlighting your cousin's "immoral" behavior, and yet you simultaneously try to claim it was merely an act that annoyed you because it was impolite. I think you're a little ashamed that you have this inevitable link in your mind between nudity and sexuality. It's okay to admit it.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 28, 2018, 08:26:03 am
Hey Jacob...post pictures of your cousin.

Ironbite-so we can determine how immoral she is.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 28, 2018, 08:34:34 am
1. I am back home from Cape Cod so I don’t have any pictures

2. She is a 99 percent moral person. She was only immoral that one time.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 28, 2018, 09:02:05 am
Yeah don't believe you at all.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 28, 2018, 09:06:56 am
Yeah don't believe you at all.

Why?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on June 29, 2018, 05:41:10 am
Dude she was literally in her own home, per your own words.

You are acting super weird and sexually repressed. I literally couldn't make a better parody of this is I tried.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 29, 2018, 10:30:59 am
Did she even know you were going to be arriving?  And still, I need pictures of your cousin.

Ironbite-I'm sure you have a few.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 29, 2018, 04:06:22 pm
Did she even know you were going to be arriving?  And still, I need pictures of your cousin.

Ironbite-I'm sure you have a few.

She should’ve known we would show up because it was already the third day we were there. Me and my mom were coming home from a baseball game. And no, I don’t have pictures of her because she is my Second cousin and I barely ever seen her, so there are no family photos at my house that have her in the picture.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 29, 2018, 04:21:35 pm
Man that sucks.

Ironbite-ok describe her....in detail.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 29, 2018, 05:27:33 pm
Man that sucks.

Ironbite-ok describe her....in detail.

She is 21, from Virginia, going into her senior year of college, staying at Cape Cod this summer to work at a Kayak place. It is hard to describe her appearance because I have been back from the Cape since Tuesday and therefore don’t have a clear picture of her in my head. I think she has brown hair. And why do you want this information?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 29, 2018, 09:08:48 pm
So I can go to Cape Cod, seduce her, and fuck the traditional morality right out.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 29, 2018, 09:37:46 pm
So I can go to Cape Cod, seduce her, and fuck the traditional morality right out.

Um no. Even if you somehow found where she is staying and showed up at the door, she would consider you to be a perverted stranger and probably call the police on you.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 29, 2018, 10:20:31 pm
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on June 29, 2018, 10:53:53 pm
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Unless you're Art. Then you can just whip it out.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Svata on June 30, 2018, 01:19:51 am
we are all serious people who have no sense of humor.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 07:56:13 am
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 30, 2018, 08:47:48 am
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Unless you're Art. Then you can just whip it out.

It's not quite that simple. You see, in order to properly seduce someone who is currently within their private domicile, there are a series of steps that I personally find works wonders for me. First, curl one out in the mailbox (though that really goes without saying), then strip completely naked, cover oneself with baby oil and body glitter, stick a carrot halfway up one's anus, just for decoration, and finally dive straight through the living room window and start doing the helicopter on the couch. Keep it up for as long as it takes to win her affections. If done right, many sexual liaisons will ensue.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Svata on June 30, 2018, 10:11:49 am
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?




People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 10:15:44 am
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?




People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.

Ok so if Niam met my cousin while she was at work, or grocery shopping, or doing something at another place, she would consider him a creep and walk away from him. If Niam continued to follow him, she would consider that stalking and call the police.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Svata on June 30, 2018, 10:40:29 am
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?

People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.

Ok so if Niam met my cousin while she was at work, or grocery shopping, or doing something at another place, she would consider him a creep and walk away from him. If Niam continued to follow him, she would consider that stalking and call the police.


Uh huh. How do you know this? Do you consider every person you meet a creep? What if they're not acting like one? His plan isn't gonna be "just walk up and ask 'hey, wanna fuck?'" you know.


 Also: sometimes, when people go out, it's for the express purpose of meeting new people. In that situation, would he still be immediately thought of as a creep?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 01:06:11 pm
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?

People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.

Ok so if Niam met my cousin while she was at work, or grocery shopping, or doing something at another place, she would consider him a creep and walk away from him. If Niam continued to follow him, she would consider that stalking and call the police.


Uh huh. How do you know this? Do you consider every person you meet a creep? What if they're not acting like one? His plan isn't gonna be "just walk up and ask 'hey, wanna fuck?'" you know.


 Also: sometimes, when people go out, it's for the express purpose of meeting new people. In that situation, would he still be immediately thought of as a creep?

Ok, if Niam was acting normal, they might become friends. But I am pretty sure she is a virgin who does not want to have sex before marriage so Niam would not be able to have sex with her.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 30, 2018, 03:30:25 pm
Again, pictures or she doesn't exist.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 30, 2018, 03:32:33 pm
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?

People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.

Ok so if Niam met my cousin while she was at work, or grocery shopping, or doing something at another place, she would consider him a creep and walk away from him. If Niam continued to follow him, she would consider that stalking and call the police.


Uh huh. How do you know this? Do you consider every person you meet a creep? What if they're not acting like one? His plan isn't gonna be "just walk up and ask 'hey, wanna fuck?'" you know.


 Also: sometimes, when people go out, it's for the express purpose of meeting new people. In that situation, would he still be immediately thought of as a creep?

Ok, if Niam was acting normal, they might become friends. But I am pretty sure she is a virgin who does not want to have sex before marriage so Niam would not be able to have sex with her.

And you are entirely sure she subscribes to the exact kind of fundamentalist beliefs where she would never go to a night club, a bar, a party, or the same sort of outdoors activity where a hook up may happen?

Because she is apparently entirely chaste and pure except when she's not - your Madonna - Whore Complex is showing, Jacob.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 04:32:57 pm
...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.

It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.

Just...wow.

Well how else would she get introduced to you?

People, occasionally, leave their homes and venture out into the world. While there, they may even do things. They might even meet new people.

Ok so if Niam met my cousin while she was at work, or grocery shopping, or doing something at another place, she would consider him a creep and walk away from him. If Niam continued to follow him, she would consider that stalking and call the police.


Uh huh. How do you know this? Do you consider every person you meet a creep? What if they're not acting like one? His plan isn't gonna be "just walk up and ask 'hey, wanna fuck?'" you know.


 Also: sometimes, when people go out, it's for the express purpose of meeting new people. In that situation, would he still be immediately thought of as a creep?

Ok, if Niam was acting normal, they might become friends. But I am pretty sure she is a virgin who does not want to have sex before marriage so Niam would not be able to have sex with her.

And you are entirely sure she subscribes to the exact kind of fundamentalist beliefs where she would never go to a night club, a bar, a party, or the same sort of outdoors activity where a hook up may happen?

Because she is apparently entirely chaste and pure except when she's not - your Madonna - Whore Complex is showing, Jacob.

She might go to parties like that with friends she meets, but probably would not want to hookup with a stranger like you.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on June 30, 2018, 04:54:26 pm
YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ironbite-now seriously....describe her to us.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on June 30, 2018, 06:50:48 pm
Now this may come as a surprise Jacob, but people...meet new people. Strangers basically. And it seems like you do not know your cousin well enough to know if she would decide to get to know a new guy and then come to have sex with him.

Or even just have a one night stand.

Do you honestly think everyone follows the insane "courtship" rites of the Duggar family?

Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 09:01:36 pm
YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ironbite-now seriously....describe her to us.

Why do you keep putting your own username in the comments. Anyway I already described her the best that I could. As I said before, she is a second cousin, not a first cousin and I have barely ever seen her in my life. In case you don’t know what second cousin means, it means that we don’t share the same grandparents, we share the same great grandparents.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 30, 2018, 09:05:01 pm
Now this may come as a surprise Jacob, but people...meet new people. Strangers basically. And it seems like you do not know your cousin well enough to know if she would decide to get to know a new guy and then come to have sex with him.

Or even just have a one night stand.

Do you honestly think everyone follows the insane "courtship" rites of the Duggar family?

Well it is my best guess because she doesn’t seem to be focused on pursuing men, she seems to be foccused on work. Although I admit that I only hanged out with her when playing card games so I don’t know everything she talked about with my mom(she spent a lot of time with my mom)
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 01, 2018, 04:02:54 am
YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ironbite-now seriously....describe her to us.

Why do you keep putting your own username in the comments.

Because that's just his thing ok.
Like how your thing is being a sexually repressed fundie.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on July 01, 2018, 03:32:01 pm
YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ironbite-now seriously....describe her to us.

Why do you keep putting your own username in the comments. Anyway I already described her the best that I could. As I said before, she is a second cousin, not a first cousin and I have barely ever seen her in my life. In case you don’t know what second cousin means, it means that we don’t share the same grandparents, we share the same great grandparents.

You keep insisting that she's just a second cousin.  Like suspiciously so.  Almost as if your plan is to seduce her yourself and are trying to get around the moral qualms of incest.  Well here's the deal bub.  I say go for it.  You're an adult, she's an adult, go get your turtle wet.

Ironbite-but before you do I'm gonna need a description of her.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 01, 2018, 06:14:35 pm
YOU'RE ADORABLE!

Ironbite-now seriously....describe her to us.

Why do you keep putting your own username in the comments. Anyway I already described her the best that I could. As I said before, she is a second cousin, not a first cousin and I have barely ever seen her in my life. In case you don’t know what second cousin means, it means that we don’t share the same grandparents, we share the same great grandparents.

You keep insisting that she's just a second cousin.  Like suspiciously so.  Almost as if your plan is to seduce her yourself and are trying to get around the moral qualms of incest.  Well here's the deal bub.  I say go for it.  You're an adult, she's an adult, go get your turtle wet.

Ironbite-but before you do I'm gonna need a description of her.

No I am saying that she’s a second cousin to explain why I don’t have pictures of her not a good enough memory to describe her. I already described what her summer job is. She is majoring in biology. She has brown hair and comes from a Greek family that my paternal grandfather’s sister is married in to.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 01, 2018, 06:34:22 pm
Greek Eh?
You should get Spartan with her if you catch my drift.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on July 01, 2018, 06:47:19 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 01, 2018, 06:50:27 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.

Um she’s my second cousin! Too closely related by today’s standards.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on July 01, 2018, 08:02:44 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.

Um she’s my second cousin! Too closely related by today’s standards.

(https://pics.me.me/the-joke-you-31838472.png)
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on July 01, 2018, 08:30:21 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.

Um she’s my second cousin! Too closely related by today’s standards.

Not even sir.  Hell, even first cousins aren't that frowned upon these days.  I say you go for it and live your the best life having the greatest sex of your life.

Ironbite-I hear those Greek girls are kinky.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on July 01, 2018, 08:38:00 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.

Um she’s my second cousin! Too closely related by today’s standards.

Not even sir.  Hell, even first cousins aren't that frowned upon these days.  I say you go for it and live your the best life having the greatest sex of your life.

Ironbite-I hear those Greek girls are kinky.

Go find yourself a double first cousin, eighteen states will let you marry that person! (19 allow you to marry your first cousin; North Carolina specifically bans double first cousin marriage. Seven further states permit it in some circumstances.)
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 01, 2018, 09:54:15 pm
Oh a Greek eh?  Well then you'd have a great shot in marrying into the family.  And you've seen she's quite confident in her body.  Go for it man.

Ironbite-God willed it.  Before Niam shows up and carts her off.

Um she’s my second cousin! Too closely related by today’s standards.

It just feels unnatural to me and her as well as traditionalist families like mine.

Not even sir.  Hell, even first cousins aren't that frowned upon these days.  I say you go for it and live your the best life having the greatest sex of your life.

Ironbite-I hear those Greek girls are kinky.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 01, 2018, 10:58:51 pm
That feel when you can't even respond to someone making fun of you so you just emptyquote their forum posts so everyone can be reminded of how funny that post was.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on July 01, 2018, 11:38:20 pm
That feel when you can't even respond to someone making fun of you so you just emptyquote their forum posts so everyone can be reminded of how funny that post was.

In fairness, he did respond, he just stuck his reply in the wrong place:

"It just feels unnatural to me and her as well as traditionalist families like mine."
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 02, 2018, 12:47:23 am
Well back in the day incest was the tradition. Proof: the royal/noble bloodlines of Europe.

So now what?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on July 02, 2018, 12:50:19 am
Well back in the day incest was the tradition. Proof: the royal/noble bloodlines of Europe.

So now what?

The most recent common ancestor of your parents probably lived about 2,000 years ago.

The most recent common ancestor of all current reigning hereditary European monarchs (and a lot of the pretenders, too, whether illegitimate claimants to extant thrones or claimants to thrones that no longer exist) lived about three hundred years ago, died a month before his twenty-fourth birthday, and had only one daughter and one son as issue.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_William_Friso,_Prince_of_Orange
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 02, 2018, 02:04:29 am
I fucked a Greek girl this week. Damn that was a good time.

Yeah either you take her or I'll sweep into town and make you a mad little incel, Jacob.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 06:20:34 am
I fucked a Greek girl this week. Damn that was a good time.

Yeah either you take her or I'll sweep into town and make you a mad little incel, Jacob.

I am no longer on the peninsula of Cape Cod. And I will not give you the location on Cape Cod she’s at because then she would find out about what I posted about her immoral behavoir online and would get very pissed about it. Cape Cod is a large peninsula in Massachusetts so good luck finding her there.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: ironbite on July 02, 2018, 04:50:00 pm
You don't know niam very well.

Ironbite-alas your love life is now...DOA.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 05:10:59 pm
You don't know niam very well.

Ironbite-alas your love life is now...DOA.

What do you mean, I don’t know Niam well? How the fuck would he find her on Cape Cod?
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 03, 2018, 12:08:17 am
Niam can find anything he puts his mind to finding, using the immorality powers imbued in him by satan.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 12:46:14 am
If you're familiar with incel terms, you know what a Chad is, Jacob.

My combination of face aesthetics, muscles and over 9000 sexual value points will leave your second cousin begging for cock.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 03, 2018, 01:21:16 am
ITT: The Virgin Jacob vs The Chad Niam
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 05:17:12 am
If you're familiar with incel terms, you know what a Chad is, Jacob.

My combination of face aesthetics, muscles and over 9000 sexual value points will leave your second cousin begging for cock.

I am a vocel, not an incel in that I don’t want sex at this moment and wish to save it till marriage. If you have such a crush on my second cousin, then you should convert to Christianity, and marry her so that you can be with her in a lifelong relationship and produce awesome muscular children that can be future professional wrestlers or football players.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 05:57:21 am
...do you really honestly think I have that kind of strong feelings for your second cousin, who I have never met before? We could just have a one night stand - like most of my sexual episodes - and just agree to go our separate ways.

Also, it seems you think Lamarck is right. So we can add that to other things you're wrong about.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 09:22:27 am
...do you really honestly think I have that kind of strong feelings for your second cousin, who I have never met before? We could just have a one night stand - like most of my sexual episodes - and just agree to go our separate ways.

Also, it seems you think Lamarck is right. So we can add that to other things you're wrong about.

Well even if you somehow seduce my second cousin into having sex with you, she is not the kind of person who will accept one night stands, so she would want to be in a relationship with you and would be upset that you would leave her after having sex with her.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 04:48:15 pm
...do you really honestly think I have that kind of strong feelings for your second cousin, who I have never met before? We could just have a one night stand - like most of my sexual episodes - and just agree to go our separate ways.

Also, it seems you think Lamarck is right. So we can add that to other things you're wrong about.

Well even if you somehow seduce my second cousin into having sex with you, she is not the kind of person who will accept one night stands, so she would want to be in a relationship with you and would be upset that you would leave her after having sex with her.

Claims he does not know his second cousin that well, and barely sees her.

Claims he knows her well enough to know her romantic habits.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 05:20:05 pm
...do you really honestly think I have that kind of strong feelings for your second cousin, who I have never met before? We could just have a one night stand - like most of my sexual episodes - and just agree to go our separate ways.

Also, it seems you think Lamarck is right. So we can add that to other things you're wrong about.

Well even if you somehow seduce my second cousin into having sex with you, she is not the kind of person who will accept one night stands, so she would want to be in a relationship with you and would be upset that you would leave her after having sex with her.

Claims he does not know his second cousin that well, and barely sees her.

Claims he knows her well enough to know her romantic habits.

I don’t know her well but I know her grandparents well and they are conservative. I also been to my second cousin’s sister’s wedding, and her sister married into a Christian family, indicating that they were raised conservative. They are from Virginia which is part of the Bible Belt.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: dpareja on July 03, 2018, 09:11:44 pm
...do you really honestly think I have that kind of strong feelings for your second cousin, who I have never met before? We could just have a one night stand - like most of my sexual episodes - and just agree to go our separate ways.

Also, it seems you think Lamarck is right. So we can add that to other things you're wrong about.

Well even if you somehow seduce my second cousin into having sex with you, she is not the kind of person who will accept one night stands, so she would want to be in a relationship with you and would be upset that you would leave her after having sex with her.

Claims he does not know his second cousin that well, and barely sees her.

Claims he knows her well enough to know her romantic habits.

I don’t know her well but I know her grandparents well and they are conservative. I also been to my second cousin’s sister’s wedding, and her sister married into a Christian family, indicating that they were raised conservative. They are from Virginia which is part of the Bible Belt.

You do realize that some of the most vocal, outspoken, and articulate atheists out there are from deeply religious backgrounds, right? For instance, Matt Dillahunty and Aron Nelson (AronRa).
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 04, 2018, 03:03:08 am
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 08:08:10 am
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 08:52:31 am
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 09:20:39 am
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!

It is a core belief in Christianity that sex should not happen before marriage. Those fake Christians that do that are not practicing Christianity seriously.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 04, 2018, 12:45:15 pm
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!

It is a core belief in Christianity that sex should not happen before marriage. Those fake Christians that do that are not practicing Christianity seriously.

(https://sententiaesite.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/no-true-scotsman1.png)
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 12:50:10 pm
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!

It is a core belief in Christianity that sex should not happen before marriage. Those fake Christians that do that are not practicing Christianity seriously.

(https://sententiaesite.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/no-true-scotsman1.png)

It is not a no true Scotsman fallacy. A Christian is someone who believes in Jesus and acts like a Christian.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 04, 2018, 01:04:10 pm
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!

It is a core belief in Christianity that sex should not happen before marriage. Those fake Christians that do that are not practicing Christianity seriously.

(https://sententiaesite.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/no-true-scotsman1.png)

It is not a no true Scotsman fallacy. A Christian is someone who believes in Jesus and acts like a Christian.

Well, considering a major theme of Jesus' teachings was "don't be a judgmental toolbox", I guess you're not a Christian then.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 01:15:47 pm
And that too is assuming every single Christian family and Christian out there sides with you and your specific interpretation. Let's not forget the English Church's increasingly liberal stance, and the fact that a lot of prominent Democrats are themselves of a Christian sect.

You assume a lot, Jacob, and it seems you don't really get how the world works outside your private experiences and agendas.

Most Christians view sex outside of marriage as immoral.
Most Christians aren't as screwed up in the head as you.

I say that as an atheist!

It is a core belief in Christianity that sex should not happen before marriage. Those fake Christians that do that are not practicing Christianity seriously.

(https://sententiaesite.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/no-true-scotsman1.png)

It is not a no true Scotsman fallacy. A Christian is someone who believes in Jesus and acts like a Christian.

Well, considering a major theme of Jesus' teachings was "don't be a judgmental toolbox", I guess you're not a Christian then.

His theme was to love the sinner but hate the sin, and to not judge people for a speck in their eye if you have a plank in your eye. I judge people’s sinful actions but love the sinners and the minor sins I commit are specks compared to the planks in other people’s eyes.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: niam2023 on July 04, 2018, 04:26:09 pm
No, Jacob, being a Christian does not mean you are exempt from the No True Scotsman fallacy.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 07:32:02 pm
No, Jacob, being a Christian does not mean you are exempt from the No True Scotsman fallacy.

But I explained how I was not disobeying any Christian doctrine.
Title: Re: An example of immoral behavior in the younger generations
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 07:47:56 pm
No, Jacob, being a Christian does not mean you are exempt from the No True Scotsman fallacy.

But I explained how I was not disobeying any Christian doctrine.
Which is as convincing as the rest of your "explanations" to be sure.

Made any converts here?

Convinced the Brits to change their anthem or regime according to your wishes yet?

Married yet? To your cousin or otherwise?

Balls still attached?