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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2012, 02:15:10 pm »
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #61 on: January 06, 2012, 02:45:03 pm »
Will I get to scream back at the robots?

And you could do so much worse to me. I think you know that, but you’re afraid to do so because you know that I am mighter than the sword.
I must agree on the fact that the pen can create more heinous crimes against humanity than a sword could ever comprehend. I mean, just look at "My Immortal".

Wait, I have a better idea...
Your new punishment is to be forced to commit the entire text of "My Immortal" to memory, spelling and grammatical errors included, and then have to recite it out loud for the rest of your life...
Space? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
Silence will fall.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2012, 03:23:28 pm »
Noooooooooooo!

I am teh Despair…
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2012, 03:38:45 pm »
Eh, it could be worse. If it involved the Eye of Argon, for example, or any other sensory organ belonging to a noble gas.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2012, 05:13:24 pm »
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2012, 05:17:08 pm »
I hope Jazzy signs up for the new forum soon. And finds out the new route to the IRC. Jaaaaaaaaazzy.

Already is on the new forum: See?

As for the new IRC, that is somethin' I do not know.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2012, 05:24:21 pm »
Woo!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #67 on: January 07, 2012, 05:44:13 pm »
But now she can still your liver, Hades.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #68 on: January 07, 2012, 05:46:41 pm »
Huh, I've not posted here yet. Have some carrots:


Those are some funky veggies.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #69 on: January 07, 2012, 05:51:50 pm »
Where can I get carrots like that?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #70 on: January 07, 2012, 05:55:09 pm »
Where can I get carrots like that?

You have to splice the DNA of an alicorn with the DNA of a radish.

It's genetic manipulation! It's playing God!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #71 on: January 07, 2012, 06:01:21 pm »
I think I can handle that.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #72 on: January 07, 2012, 06:01:40 pm »
I got the picture from here.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #73 on: January 07, 2012, 09:33:27 pm »
They should be an ingredient in Gay Soup, which would obviously have to have a white sauce.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2012, 12:47:20 am »
I would eat so much gay soup.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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