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Offline speshuled67

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Santorum calls it quits.
« on: April 10, 2012, 02:50:28 pm »
oh man i has a sad.
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Rick Santorum is suspending his campaign for the GOP presidential nomination.

Santorum made his announcement in Gettysburg, Pa., and recounted the tales of the average Americans he got to know in the campaign.

"We made the decision over the weekend to suspend this campaign," he said. "While this presidential race is over for me, we are not done fighting. ...We are going to continue to fight for the Americans who stood up and gave us that air under our wings."

Santorum did not mention GOP front-runnner Mitt Romney in his remarks, but said America needs "leaders who are willing to give voice" to the greatness of the country

well, there goes the best source of entertainment in the campaign to date. now its just the RomneyBot and Obama.

I hope Snowbilly Sarah pops up to give us some more laughs.

Gonna go listen to Adele and watch the rain fall.

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crap its not even raining here...
« Last Edit: April 10, 2012, 02:54:04 pm by speshuled67 »
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 02:53:31 pm »
I was hoping this joke would never end, but alas it must.  :'(

Maybe now SpreadingSantorum will reclaim its top position in google searches  ;D

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 02:56:47 pm »
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There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”

-Isaac Asimov

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 03:11:12 pm »
Couldn't even concede with honour, could he? Had to hide behind his sick child.

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2012, 03:27:47 pm »
Well at least he realizes what's more important then being president.

Ironbite-but congrats Rick....you've now made it impossible to elect you in 16.

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2012, 03:58:27 pm »

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2012, 04:13:45 pm »
The south loses at gettysburg again!

http://youtu.be/tGOofWf0j-4?t=6s

Lol, moron in comments claiming Santorum said bull-crap. Yeah, cause crap and shit make your mouth move the exact same way. I'll bet he's off sobbing right now
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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2012, 05:04:02 pm »
Quayle, Palin, Bachmann, Santorum ... this is getting more and more amazing.
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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2012, 05:54:43 pm »
Santorum, God said no mother fucker!
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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2012, 07:22:01 pm »
But... but... the lulz... what will we do without them?
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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 12:22:49 am »
It wasn't because he almost said the n-word?

by the way, he didn't.  He said "nig"

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2012, 02:48:16 am »
It wasn't because he almost said the n-word?

by the way, he didn't.  He said "nig"

yea close enough, im calling intent.
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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2012, 03:42:23 pm »
Finally.

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2012, 03:43:23 pm »
Santorum you have to carry your campaign to term

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Re: Santorum calls it quits.
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 09:49:47 am »
But... but... the lulz... what will we do without them?

We just can't know! :'(
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze