Thank goodness it's not real!
You have to be careful where you get your articles.
Also, those parody news sites are all over the place and their satire isn't so overt at first glance. They basically WANT people to click, get outraged & deceived. They're not so much "parodies/satire/humor/*ha ha*" but rather "hoaxers/pranksters/trolls".
I read an article talking about how a lot of these are actually money-making/clickbait schemes rather than legit "news parody". They're often heavy with ads, slow webpages and have only a few articles.
Sadly, many real news outlets fall for these things. One has to be REALLY careful, these days.