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Offline DiscoBerry

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Quickest lost erection EVER
« on: February 14, 2012, 07:25:55 pm »
and it was mine after I read this:
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The "movie accurate" replica includes such details as a hole at the front of the deck where Marty McFly, played by Michael J. Fox, ripped out the handlebar and pole and features the same neon-rrific coloring. According to Mattel's press release, it also makes multiple whooshing noises and "glides" over most surfaces. The company didn't provide much detail on how it glides, but one thing's for sure: It does not work on water. Dangit!

Are people actually expected to buy these fucking things? 
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57376747-1/marty-mcfly-wannabes-your-hoverboard-awaits/

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Re: Quickest lost erection EVER
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 11:18:21 pm »
Apparently not.  The company must think they won't sell to well since they won't even go into production on them until they get a certain number of pre-orders.  We'll see.
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Re: Quickest lost erection EVER
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 06:16:30 am »
It's merchandise for a 25y orld movie which despite its age still has a solid fanbase. What's wrong with that?
Or are you disappointed because on first read you thought it would be fully functional?

(Though I'm wondering whether the prominent Mattel logos are 'movie accurate'.)
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Quickest lost erection EVER
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 05:10:14 am »
Allow me to demonstrate my feelings on this matter in the following flow-chart:



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Re: Quickest lost erection EVER
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2012, 06:33:21 pm »
That is awesome ^

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Re: Quickest lost erection EVER
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2012, 03:18:40 am »
It's a hoverboard just like in the movie*.  Who wouldn't want it?

*Not intended to be a factual statement.