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Community => Science and Technology => Topic started by: Askold on February 02, 2019, 02:50:16 pm
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Did you know that you can alter DNA of people, animals and plants with modern technology? Did you also know that you can put all kinds of stuff into the DNA string, like computer Malware!
"Read my DNA will you?! Now your computer has a ransomware and if you want to get it working again you need to pay me 50 Dogecoins!!!"
https://www.wired.com/story/malware-dna-hack/
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The future is here and it is fucking weird, bois.
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This is the cyperpunk dystopia we all looked forward to.
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I've asked it before and I'll ask it again: what even is this timeline?
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Does that mean I need to disinfect my body of malware before I play my games?
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Does that mean I need to disinfect my body of malware before I play my games?
Yes. I recommend daily herbal enemas and liquid only diet for a week before any gaming session. The business I'm setting up will provide you a two-week package of nutritional drinks and herbal mixtures for only $299.
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Pfft, at that price, you're getting seltzer water and chewable vitamins. My package costs $2,999.99 and uses only the finest bull's urine and puree of sea urchin gonads.
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No need for any of that shit. Just come over to my house and give me $300, and I'll wave incense and crystals around while making weird noises. It'll fix every problem in your life, guaranteed.
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DNA is water proof! Duh! C'mon over Friday evening. I have a pair of needle nose vice grips. For a 12 pack, I'll pull out the corrupt DNA for ya.