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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12030 on: January 22, 2019, 10:26:48 am »


Someone's headcanon is that Mario, Peach and Bowser are in a poly-ball and have a kink for kidnapping and rescue. The funniest bit about this is that this is possibly the least creepy alternative take on Mario that I've seen...
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« Reply #12031 on: January 23, 2019, 10:46:08 am »
That makes way too much sense...
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« Reply #12032 on: January 23, 2019, 06:34:42 pm »
That makes way too much sense...

The other version I've heard is that the last actual Mario game was one of the DS games, since there's a buttload of coins in it. After that, Mario was so rich that he just bribed everyone to retire, and now they spend their days playing party games, go-karting, and playing tennis. Every so often he, Peach and Bowser get together to re-enact the old times.
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« Reply #12033 on: January 23, 2019, 08:42:08 pm »
I heard a similar one, except only the first one was a real adventure.  The second one was a dream of Mario's and the 3rd was a play based on the first.
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« Reply #12034 on: January 23, 2019, 09:14:29 pm »
I heard a similar one, except only the first one was a real adventure.  The second one was a dream of Mario's and the 3rd was a play based on the first.

And 64 was a movie or TV show, hence the in-universe cameraman.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12035 on: January 23, 2019, 09:42:12 pm »
I heard a similar one, except only the first one was a real adventure.  The second one was a dream of Mario's and the 3rd was a play based on the first.
I think that's actually canon. The final cutscene of 2 shows that it's all Mario's dream and to my recollection, Miyamoto confirmed at some point that 3 is indeed a play.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12036 on: January 24, 2019, 03:22:49 am »
There's another fan theory that the "serious" Mario games are all just plays like Mario 3 and the games where the characters are friendly (like the Mario Kart) are the "actors" just having fun together. Paper Mario games (which I haven't played) apparently have an audience for the combat scenes...
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« Reply #12037 on: January 24, 2019, 10:07:52 pm »
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« Reply #12038 on: January 25, 2019, 05:57:57 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12039 on: January 25, 2019, 07:05:05 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12040 on: January 25, 2019, 08:46:48 pm »


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« Reply #12041 on: January 26, 2019, 06:16:45 pm »
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« Reply #12042 on: January 26, 2019, 07:26:49 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12043 on: January 26, 2019, 09:00:16 pm »


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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #12044 on: January 29, 2019, 08:47:22 pm »

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