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WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« on: May 10, 2013, 12:03:02 pm »
Yes, its just a trailer, and yes its from Vice, but holy fuck.  Its 2 min trailer, the quote is at 1:06ish. 

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/this-is-what-winning-looks-like-trailer?utm_source=vicefbus
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 12:10:14 pm »
(cries with rage 'cause can't reach through the video to strangle that monster)
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 12:11:43 pm »
Yes, its just a trailer, and yes its from Vice, but holy fuck.  Its 2 min trailer, the quote is at 1:06ish. 

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/this-is-what-winning-looks-like-trailer?utm_source=vicefbus

Can you give us a hint of what he said? I don't feel like "diving in".

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 12:17:44 pm »
Yes, its just a trailer, and yes its from Vice, but holy fuck.  Its 2 min trailer, the quote is at 1:06ish. 

http://www.vice.com/vice-news/this-is-what-winning-looks-like-trailer?utm_source=vicefbus

Can you give us a hint of what he said? I don't feel like "diving in".

[Paraphrased] If my soldiers don't fuck the asses of those boys, what are they supposed to fuck?  The pussies of their grandmothers?

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 12:19:22 pm »
*snip*
[Paraphrased] If my soldiers don't fuck the asses of those boys, what are they supposed to fuck?  The pussies of their grandmothers?
How about a consenting adult?
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 12:24:52 pm »
Oh no just they are old skool,  anti-vegetarian...you know, "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstasy".

Right now, I wanna stone these shits to death with 90lb melons.
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 12:53:50 pm »
Oh no just they are old skool,  anti-vegetarian...you know, "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstasy".

Right now, I wanna stone these shits to death with 90lb melons.

Thrown by women & boys, of course.

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 02:54:08 pm »
Oh are the Afgans still telling the world that it's ok to rape boys because women are ickey?

Ironbite-honestly that whole region can get glassed.

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2013, 03:09:00 pm »
Oh are the Afgans still telling the world that it's ok to rape boys because women are ickey?

Ironbite-honestly that whole region can get glassed.

I was actually thinking maybe this would be a good place to drop about 200-300 BLU-82.  No radioactive fallout.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2013, 12:36:05 pm »
Oh are the Afgans still telling the world that it's ok to rape boys because women are ickey?

Ironbite-honestly that whole region can get glassed.

I was actually thinking maybe this would be a good place to drop about 200-300 BLU-82.  No radioactive fallout.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLU-82

Take just all the grown guys, especially Taliban types (but spare the few nice ones), corral them in a fended in big plot of land, then zoarch them with those BLU-82 things.

Then start over with the good men, women, girls, boys & very moderate/liberal Islamic scholars/clerics (if they wish to remain Muslim). Provide plenty of relief, education, kindness, diplomacy, fix up the infrastructure, etc. (lest they hate us more for the mass-murder of most of the male population).

Of course, this is all a goofy, hypothetical fantasy on our part. I'd doubt vaporizing the populace would be such a fab idea.

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2013, 02:57:52 pm »
Such vaporization would be frowned upon by the international community, yes.
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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2013, 02:59:42 pm »
Good thing we clarified our hyperbole lest it be used against us.

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2013, 06:28:36 pm »
I don't wish to see the trailer but were the Afghan guy's comments in subtitles & if so, how do we really know he said it? I just want to be careful not to fall for propaganda or whatever.

If he's shown blatantly speaking English, however, I'll trust that he said it.

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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2013, 11:15:31 pm »
Moments like this make me want to spit on my hands, raise the black flag, and go slit some throats. *sighs* But I'd rather not face life in front of a firing squad.

This needs to be corrected. Badly. Where is the world court in all this?


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Re: WTF The Afghan General just actually said that
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