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Quote from: JohnE on January 19, 2012, 06:18:34 pmAre they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.He'd win.
Are they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
For I was an hungred, and ye told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps: I was thirsty, and ye demanded payment for the privilege of thine urine: I was a stranger, and ye deported me: naked, and ye arrested me for indecency.
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.
Quote from: Vene on January 19, 2012, 06:34:41 pmQuote from: JohnE on January 19, 2012, 06:18:34 pmAre they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.He'd win.Without a doubt dood. Huntsman would be a good vice president. He would be a good president as well if he stays the course. Too bad not many GOP would vote for him due to being a Mormon. Both could make our country great again and deal with the stubborn old goats in Congress. Huntsman might have been like Eisenhower but who knows maybe he'll try next year. Colbert though would be a great president and far cooler than Bush would ever be. Maybe more popular than Obama. He would be the best choice to rival Obama than the Legit Repub choices we have left. Pity Eisenhower was one of the Great Republican Presidents (No Pres is perfect) though Ford wasn't to bad.
Quote from: The Bright Angel on January 21, 2012, 05:47:02 amQuote from: Vene on January 19, 2012, 06:34:41 pmQuote from: JohnE on January 19, 2012, 06:18:34 pmAre they going to let Colbert into any of the debates? I doubt it, but that would be epic.He'd win.Without a doubt dood. Huntsman would be a good vice president. He would be a good president as well if he stays the course. Too bad not many GOP would vote for him due to being a Mormon. Both could make our country great again and deal with the stubborn old goats in Congress. Huntsman might have been like Eisenhower but who knows maybe he'll try next year. Colbert though would be a great president and far cooler than Bush would ever be. Maybe more popular than Obama. He would be the best choice to rival Obama than the Legit Repub choices we have left. Pity Eisenhower was one of the Great Republican Presidents (No Pres is perfect) though Ford wasn't to bad.Huntsman would not be a good president, he only looks good because he's being compared to the likes of Perry, Paul, and Romney. For example, he wants to end capital gains taxation, he's anti-abortion, and wants to cut taxes to the point where we'd bleed from it (check his wiki article if you want a citation).
Quote from: PastorDave on November 16, 2012, 02:55:21 pmRepent and accept Jesus.I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
Repent and accept Jesus.
If an actor could become the "best beloved president ever" - why not a comedian? To this Canadian Colbert seems to understand the issues better than any of the candidates I have seen. He's cuter too!
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.