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Offline MadCatTLX

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2013, 01:12:56 am »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 06, 2013, 11:10:07 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 06, 2013, 10:36:34 pm
This conversation has taken a very strange turn.
Things just keep getting curiouser and curiouser, don't they? So, Feral Dog, are you a shacksexual?

I believe the term is "Shaxual."
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2013, 01:24:15 am »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on July 07, 2013, 01:12:56 am
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 06, 2013, 11:10:07 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 06, 2013, 10:36:34 pm
This conversation has taken a very strange turn.
Things just keep getting curiouser and curiouser, don't they? So, Feral Dog, are you a shacksexual?

I believe the term is "Shaxual."

Not to be confused with Shaqxual.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2013, 02:03:25 am »
Someone radio Shaq and tell him to go to Radio Shack
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2013, 02:09:32 am »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 07, 2013, 02:03:25 am
Someone radio Shaq and tell him to go to Radio Shack
And shack up with a shaqsexual shack.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2013, 02:25:18 am »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 07, 2013, 02:09:32 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 07, 2013, 02:03:25 am
Someone radio Shaq and tell him to go to Radio Shack
And shack up with a shaqsexual shack.

*head explodes*
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Offline Jack Mann

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2013, 02:29:25 am »
I once got gay married to an office building, but it was just to get him onto my insurance.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2013, 02:35:51 am »
Quote from: Jack Mann on July 07, 2013, 02:29:25 am
I once got gay married to an office building, but it was just to get him onto my insurance.
I didn't know muffin/building marriages were legal.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline Jack Mann

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2013, 11:54:24 am »
Oh, didn't you hear?  It's been legal since Bran v. Mortar, 1999.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2013, 12:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Jack Mann on July 07, 2013, 11:54:24 am
Oh, didn't you hear?  It's been legal since Bran v. Mortar, 1999.
Huh. Never knew that.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2013, 02:01:01 pm »
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 07, 2013, 02:09:32 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 07, 2013, 02:03:25 am
Someone radio Shaq and tell him to go to Radio Shack
And shack up with a shaqsexual shack.

Inshacktion
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2013, 02:12:40 pm »
Quote from: MadCatTLX on July 07, 2013, 02:01:01 pm
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 07, 2013, 02:09:32 am
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 07, 2013, 02:03:25 am
Someone radio Shaq and tell him to go to Radio Shack
And shack up with a shaqsexual shack.

Inshacktion
Shaqshacktion.
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

Offline chitoryu12

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2013, 02:37:37 pm »
We shouldn't be allowed outside.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2013, 03:11:48 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on July 07, 2013, 02:37:37 pm
We shouldn't be allowed outside.
Since when were we?
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What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
 - Trent Reznor, Down In It

Together as one, against all others.
- Marilyn Manson, Running To The Edge of The World

Quote from: SpukiKitty on August 15, 2013, 11:53:22 pm
Humanity does learn from history,
sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.

Quote from: Ben Kuchera
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2013, 09:48:09 pm »
I really wish I had a witty answer to all of the above.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2013, 10:01:19 pm »
I just shrug and put on the freaks come out from the Scooby Door soundtrack in these situations.
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