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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2013, 09:56:53 pm »
(I wonder if anyone's going to get THAT reference.)

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2013, 12:30:58 pm »
How DARE all of you erase the sexuality of that proud, Lesbian building!!

She knew she was lesbian from the day she was built from the ground up, and has wanted to marry this woman for a very, very long time.

Shame on all of you.

Are you saying she was just constructed that way?

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2013, 12:36:57 pm »
How DARE all of you erase the sexuality of that proud, Lesbian building!!

She knew she was lesbian from the day she was built from the ground up, and has wanted to marry this woman for a very, very long time.

Shame on all of you.

Are you saying she was just constructed that way?

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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2013, 08:28:54 am »
She's an idiot, but one woman married the Eiffel Tower, and another married the Berlin Wall.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2013, 08:28:46 pm »
I am gay marrying my friend's old shack.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2013, 08:30:29 pm »
I am gay marrying my friend's old shack.
How do you know it's the same gender as you? And, does that make it a love shack?
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2013, 09:35:52 pm »
Because the shack...the shack told me its a boy. It whispered it to me one torrid night, when we had our first time.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2013, 09:43:07 pm »
Because the shack...the shack told me its a boy. It whispered it to me one torrid night, when we had our first time.
So, you two are shacking up?
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2013, 10:16:43 pm »
Because the shack...the shack told me its a boy. It whispered it to me one torrid night, when we had our first time.
So, you two are shacking up?

I would like to point out that "shacking up" is an offensive slur against shacks, as it devalues the legitimacy of their relationships with others.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2013, 10:28:28 pm »
Because the shack...the shack told me its a boy. It whispered it to me one torrid night, when we had our first time.
So, you two are shacking up?

I would like to point out that "shacking up" is an offensive slur against shacks, as it devalues the legitimacy of their relationships with others.
So, I guess I am a shackist.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2013, 10:36:34 pm »
This conversation has taken a very strange turn.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2013, 11:10:07 pm »
This conversation has taken a very strange turn.
Things just keep getting curiouser and curiouser, don't they? So, Feral Dog, are you a shacksexual?
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2013, 12:33:21 am »
This is an odd thing but then again I did spend time around some objectum sexual forums in the last year.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2013, 12:37:56 am »
An acquaintance of mine said that objectum sexuals should be institutionalized because they'll snap some day.

On another forum on which I post, someone tried to make a slippery slope from gay marriage to people marrying buildings.
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Re: Woman “marries” building
« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2013, 01:05:00 am »
An acquaintance of mine said that objectum sexuals should be institutionalized because they'll snap some day.

On another forum on which I post, someone tried to make a slippery slope from gay marriage to people marrying buildings.
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