(http://25.media.tumblr.com/11df218356565c55f68fe77b51b4afed/tumblr_mleymeghuI1ru44ono1_400.jpg)
I wonder if there are any women who are interested in guys like this, actually contact or respond to then after seeing these profiles.
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad. I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are. Douchbag knows no gender and all that. I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
Sweet Jesus H. fucking Christ... these men are making my skin crawl. Looking at their pictures, and the textboxes accompanying them; it is honestly all I can do to not drive my fist into my computer screen. No matter how much of a loser you feel yourself to be, all you have to do is look at the profiles of these ghastly douches in order to make yourself feel all better.
Lock 'em up before they rape children or go on shooting rampages, I say.
While the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snsj0L8-4IwWhile the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.
Dontcha know? Bronies are all manchildren, people who build their own computers are loser nerds with too much time on their hands, and anyone who listens to Linkin Park has no taste in music and so is clearly superior to people who listen to better musicians.
And those damn Nickelback fans, generalizing anyone who isn't a Nickelback fan. Generalizing is bad, mmkay?
(And for those who can't tell, everything I just said is sarcasm)
https://sites.google.com/site/niceguysofokc/_/rsrc/1357432760788/tumblr_mf4ksgokbS1s0cjm8o1_500.png
(https://sites.google.com/site/niceguysofokc/_/rsrc/1357432767553/tumblr_mf7nsbTWew1s0cjm8o1_500.png)"I never approach women." "I don't understand why they don't date me."
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef51546c8643878ba6c0dc38a19b7bb9/tumblr_ml5pfelK9a1s1av4bo1_1280.jpg)
(https://sites.google.com/site/niceguysofokc/_/rsrc/1357432760788/tumblr_mf4ksgokbS1s0cjm8o1_500.png)
To all those who want to earmark these people for the sex offender list, keep in mind that these images are edited together from the 'worst' questions/answers. The bad sides of these men is being emphasized, while any 'good' answers are being left out, if they have some (yeah, no) But we don't know either way.While I agree with your general point, there aren't many contexts that justify "all girls are whores" or "I'm not racist but I really hate asians"
Even if it isn't better in context, dragging things out of context is one oldest tricks in the books and I'd prefer if people would ask for the context instead of finalizing their judgement immediately.
To all those who want to earmark these people for the sex offender list, keep in mind that these images are edited together from the 'worst' questions/answers. The bad sides of these men is being emphasized, while any 'good' answers are being left out, if they have some (yeah, no) But we don't know either way.While I agree with your general point, there aren't many contexts that justify "all girls are whores" or "I'm not racist but I really hate asians"
Even if it isn't better in context, dragging things out of context is one oldest tricks in the books and I'd prefer if people would ask for the context instead of finalizing their judgement immediately.
To all those who want to earmark these people for the sex offender list, keep in mind that these images are edited together from the 'worst' questions/answers. The bad sides of these men is being emphasized, while any 'good' answers are being left out, if they have some (yeah, no) But we don't know either way.While I agree with your general point, there aren't many contexts that justify "all girls are whores" or "I'm not racist but I really hate asians"
Even if it isn't better in context, dragging things out of context is one oldest tricks in the books and I'd prefer if people would ask for the context instead of finalizing their judgement immediately.
Also, I recently read a story on tumblr where the OP said that when he and his friend found a rack of fedoras at a store, his friend was tricked by some girl to wear one of the hats and to have his picture taken as a joke, then found out she posted said picture on OKCupid along with a fake, misogynistic profile. Even if this story isn't 100% true, I honestly wouldn't put it past some people to actually do something like this.
And this isn't even mentioning profiles, real and fake, that are created as "social experiments." I guess the point is that we can't be too sure which profiles are real and which are fake. Hell, this very forum had a case of a troll stealing someone else's identity to post shit here (Pastor Dave, I think his name was?).
I don't agree with some of these questions that seem to be viewed as wrong when a guy answers with "Yes."
"Are some human lives worth more than others?" Of course. The life of a serial killer is worth less than the life of a philanthropist. One has brought pure misery to many people and deserves severe punishment for it, while the other continues to brighten the lives of many people and deserves recognition for it. I know that's an extreme example, but there are plenty of valid comparisons.
"Is there such a thing as having had too many sex partners?" Yes, because if you have way, way too many partners, you're really putting yourself at risk for pregnancy and STDs. I'm assuming this question is being interpreted as "Yes, because that makes you a whore," but that's not how I see it.
I am a very distinguished and wealthy white man. I work in the high paying finance field where I manage million dollar accounts, I'm in great shape and regularly compete in triathlons, and I believe in always attaining the best, whether the car I drive or the homes I own. Many women find themselves attracted to me, but I am only interested in the best: Asian women. Why is that? Could it be their fine skin and long silky hair? Could it be the fact that unlike white women, they remember what it's like to be a woman: to be docile and submissive and respectful to a man? Could it be their delicate, playful personalities? I believe it is all of the above... and more!(http://creepywhiteguys.tumblr.com/image/42087831879)
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad. I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are. Douchbag knows no gender and all that. I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad. I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are. Douchbag knows no gender and all that. I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
(http://i42.tinypic.com/30wnnva.jpg)
That last option sounds kinky.I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad. I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are. Douchbag knows no gender and all that. I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
(http://i42.tinypic.com/30wnnva.jpg)
Only after the wedding? How soon after? I mean, are you doing it in time to the Bridal March? On the table at the reception?
I wonder if there's females out there on dating sites that are this bad. I hate to admit it, but i kinda hope there are. Douchbag knows no gender and all that. I mean, the "nice guys" get all of the attention, but they can't be the only arrogant slobs looking for dates, right?
Here, I found you a girlfriend:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Rubystargoats
(http://i39.tinypic.com/20aus83.jpg)
(http://i39.tinypic.com/dhc3d.jpg)
(http://i42.tinypic.com/30wnnva.jpg)
While the abortion quote clearly marks him as an asshole, I have to wonder what the hell is so evil about gaming computers, MLP and Linkin Park.
Dontcha know? Bronies are all manchildren, people who build their own computers are loser nerds with too much time on their hands, and anyone who listens to Linkin Park has no taste in music and so is clearly superior to people who listen to better musicians.
That's actually my least favorite song simply because of the stigma attached with it, but I can point out to four songs that I very much enjoy listening to.
I actually kinda like Linkin ParkLinkin Park is...tolerable. At least they don't produce songs that, when I'm forced to listen to them, make me want to stick ice picks in my ears. That dubious honor goes to bands like Nickelback and Creed.
I have one of Linkin Park's cds...there make what you will of that...
And the girl who would have sex with her cousin in a sex shop booth with other people watching.
Oh FSTDT derails...where would we be without them?Well, dumb fucks on OKCupid are all fine and dandy, but sometimes we have to remind each other of what's really important. Namely, that while Nickleback and Linkin Park aren't exactly the Mozart and Beethoven of our generation, they're still somewhat tolerable for what they are.
Hello ladies of the internet!I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I’ve come to realise exactly what I’m looking for in my ideal woman.
Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the ‘even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior).
You MUST fulfill the following requirements:
- Asian
- Woman
- Aged NO MORE THAN 23
- – and NO LESS THAN 16
- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
- – but no ‘Paris Hilton’ bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.
- Like sushi, animé, and video games.
BONUSES include:
- Japanese heritage
- Large collection of animé and manga
- Glasses
- Interest in cosplay and roleplaying
- Traditional Ladies’ education
I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some ‘fling’ as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.
(http://C:\Users\Alexander\Pictures\creepy.jpg)
Damnit his picture won't show. Eh... just click the link and scroll down.
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.
A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.
These guys are fervently trying to keep their terminally single, eternally virginal love-shy status right? Possibly out of fear that the other love shy's will reject them if they have sex.
Because this is the only way these profiles make sense!
EDIT:The original tumblr has been squelchedbut it left this (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/nice%20guys%20of%20ok%20cupid) in it's wake.
No-it still exists, fucking hell (http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/nice%20guys%20of%20ok%20cupid)!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7afb21e63007aefc1dc39a2dd5c7fe45/tumblr_mgglm4QCgs1r0pl8ro1_500.jpg)
That is poetry.
I'D FOOL AROUND WITH LOKI!Understatement of the year. Dude got impregnated by a workhorse, after all.
Ironbite-dude ain't picky after all.
I'D FOOL AROUND WITH LOKI!Understatement of the year. Dude got impregnated by a workhorse, after all.
Ironbite-dude ain't picky after all.
Sleipnir? I believe the horse had 6 or 8 legs too.
...which states have legal age limits for dating?A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.Creepy, yes. But still legal in some states.
...which states have legal age limits for dating?A 22-year-old dating a 16-year-old sounds pretty damn creepy.Creepy, yes. But still legal in some states.
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
You mean just coming up with these ideas in general, or doing so while sitting in this forum?
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
If you're going for Dinner and then sex, if you are preparing the meal, and it's spicy, make sure you get all of the spices cleaned away, I have a friend who basically once didn't get all the spices cleaned off her hands, and had as she put it best the most unpleasant sex ever.
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.Mind if I ask how you know this?
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.Mind if I ask how you know this?
However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
Is "intense" taken to mean "in unspeakable agony"?
Also peppermint and capsicum? I've heard of chocolate chilli icecream but there is no way a peppermint-hotsauce cocktail would work!
Oh come on, it's like taking the cinnamon challenge. In your crotch.More like "holy fuck, this feels like some magical KY stuff."However, if your partner has peppermint beforehand, then gives you oral, it feels quite intense.
Is "intense" taken to mean "in unspeakable agony"?
Also peppermint and capsicum? I've heard of chocolate chilli icecream but there is no way a peppermint-hotsauce cocktail would work!
I'd imagine that anything like hot sauce would be agonizing. Just the thought makes me cringe.
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum. Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body. That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum. Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body. That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.
You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla. I couldn't taste anything for three days.
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum. Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body. That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.
You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla. I couldn't taste anything for three days.
Mint or Menthol is NOTHING compared to the pain of capsicum. Hell, that stuff burns me put on normal parts of my body. That's why I can only handle Ben Gay or Absorbine Jr.
You've never had homemade peppermint schnapps ice cream, mistaking it for vanilla. I couldn't taste anything for three days.
Yikes... :p
You know, I fucking love thread derailments...
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
...oh yeah.That's because you did.So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
If you're going for Dinner and then sex, if you are preparing the meal, and it's spicy, make sure you get all of the spices cleaned away, I have a friend who basically once didn't get all the spices cleaned off her hands, and had as she put it best the most unpleasant sex ever.
Capsaicin feels terrible on private bits.
Huh. Now I'm forced to wonder what the legal definition of dating is.
Dinner and a movie? Dinner, movie, and a drive in the countryside? Dinner and a blowjob? Dinner, a movie, and a blowjob in the theater? Movie and a blowjob? Drive in the countryside and a blowjob? Blowjob, dinner, then torching an orphanage? Dinner, torching a hospital, then fucking on the ashes and dead bodies? A night on the sofa spent coming up with crazy ideas like this?
If you're going for Dinner and then sex, if you are preparing the meal, and it's spicy, make sure you get all of the spices cleaned away, I have a friend who basically once didn't get all the spices cleaned off her hands, and had as she put it best the most unpleasant sex ever.
Capsaicin feels terrible on private bits.
As I discovered today, so does Clove Oil.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c6b926c41b1d40a6e825e57b6b06f09/tumblr_mltvtjmviw1s1av4bo1_500.jpg)This guy makes Voldemort look like a good boyfriend. And Voldy was asexual!
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c6b926c41b1d40a6e825e57b6b06f09/tumblr_mltvtjmviw1s1av4bo1_500.jpg)
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
Its just a freakin hat.....
So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
Its just a freakin hat.....
I think the point is that it's just a hat that people like, and yet they all get unfairly painted as douches. Because they like a particular style of hat.
And stuff like this (http://the-black-fedora.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/like-missing-tooth.html) doesn't help.So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
Its just a freakin hat.....
I think the point is that it's just a hat that people like, and yet they all get unfairly painted as douches. Because they like a particular style of hat.
Jezebel recently posted this article (http://"http://jezebel.com/5972788/no-one-is-entitled-to-sex-why-we-should-mock-the-nice-guys-of-okcupid"), which I think is a very good read.I don't know why your link didn't work for me, but here's the article in case it doesn't work for anyone else:
That one's a joke, right?(http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c6b926c41b1d40a6e825e57b6b06f09/tumblr_mltvtjmviw1s1av4bo1_500.jpg)This guy makes Voldemort look like a good boyfriend. And Voldy was asexual!
Jezebel recently posted this article (http://"http://jezebel.com/5972788/no-one-is-entitled-to-sex-why-we-should-mock-the-nice-guys-of-okcupid"), which I think is a very good read.I don't know why your link didn't work for me, but here's the article in case it doesn't work for anyone else:
http://jezebel.com/5972788/no-one-is-entitled-to-sex-why-we-should-mock-the-nice-guys-of-okcupid (http://jezebel.com/5972788/no-one-is-entitled-to-sex-why-we-should-mock-the-nice-guys-of-okcupid)
OTTERY!
And stuff like this (http://the-black-fedora.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/like-missing-tooth.html) doesn't help.So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
Its just a freakin hat.....
I think the point is that it's just a hat that people like, and yet they all get unfairly painted as douches. Because they like a particular style of hat.
Hey I agree with you there. I don't hate fedoras because a bunch of douchebags wear them, I hate them because they're stupid looking hats.And stuff like this (http://the-black-fedora.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/like-missing-tooth.html) doesn't help.So, when are we going to post ugly, misogynist lunatics to cringeworthy posts again?I feel like I dropped acid and visited The Spearhead...
Also, considering this thread's subject:
I AM A NICE GUY (http://vimeo.com/64941331)
That's because you did.
Also, I'm pissed at these dudebros, MRAs and the like. Not just because they're misogynistic, rape-apoligist, and entitled bastards, but because they're also cockblocking the real good guys who just happen to like wearing a goddamn fedora!
Case in point: I found this girl on OK Cupid. She's cute, seems like my type. Then I get to the bottom. "No fedoras." I asked why and she said that it's because of those same "dudebro" types. And haven't heard a word from her since.
Its just a freakin hat.....
I think the point is that it's just a hat that people like, and yet they all get unfairly painted as douches. Because they like a particular style of hat.
Hey, some of us do know the difference. My ex loves fedoras, but that doesn't mean I think all fedora wearers are drug using abusers.
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That has to be a joke profile. Has to be.
Editted to say I found my ex's profile. He's going for the nice guy shtick too. *sighs*
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/TheValorious1?cf=regular
That has to be a joke profile. Has to be.
Looking at his pics.
I'm sorry.
...I dunno, he seems kinda cute actually. Like he's self aware enough to be silly.Agreed on all counts. Well, minus the being taken one.
If I weren't taken I'd probably give him a first date.
Then again I doubt he wants to date guys if he's on OKCupid.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000tacoWhat, no fedora? :D
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0f243887a8d388dcf72cf0b11eec084/tumblr_mm7zo16HoH1s1av4bo1_500.png)
"A geek with a dark side" quotes commercials.
I made one. How do you block someone? My ex is my number one match. /ironyMaybe I should make a douchey one for fun.
I made one. How do you block someone? My ex is my number one match. /ironyMaybe I should make a douchey one for fun.
But weight is a HEALTH matter so it totally isn't superficial! Being ten pounds heavier than a supermodel of equivalent height will KILL YOU WITH OBESITY.
-snip-
"A geek with a dark side" quotes commercials.
Compared to the other pictures we've had on here, this one isn't half bad.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
If that really is you... *drools*
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
If that really is you... *drools*
Yep, that's a real picture of me. Might I have an interested party? ;)
Niam, I usually don't go for guys but you are muscular/androgynous and I find that appealing, I'm also on OK Cupid, my profile name is SororityWTC. Too bad you don't want anyone over 24.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/nick0000taco
I just made my own OKCupid Profile.
If that really is you... *drools*
Yep, that's a real picture of me. Might I have an interested party? ;)
;) I'm already on ok cupid, so you'll see me in your recent visitors list. Hint: my username starts with an "N" and ends with "akanaide"
niam, here's my profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SororityWTC (http://www.okcupid.com/profile) Most of those photos in mine have also been posted elsewhere. I'm not as chiseled as you though but damn if you have some actor/dancer body.
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
But your offspring would be half...whatever Ironbite is.Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
It's only a stupid number, I would date you in a heartbeat, if you lived near me. ;)
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
It's only a stupid number, I would date you in a heartbeat, if you lived near me. ;)
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
Oooooh, I get it. Like the sex position. Ha.Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
'Only' 69%? ;)
niam, here's my profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile (http://www.okcupid.com/profile) Most of those photos in mine have also been posted elsewhere. I'm not as chiseled as you though but damn if you have some actor/dancer body.
niam, here's my profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SororityWTC (http://www.okcupid.com/profile) Most of those photos in mine have also been posted elsewhere. I'm not as chiseled as you though but damn if you have some actor/dancer body.
Fix'd it for ya. :)
niam, here's my profile: http://www.okcupid.com/profile (http://www.okcupid.com/profile) Most of those photos in mine have also been posted elsewhere. I'm not as chiseled as you though but damn if you have some actor/dancer body.
Bad link. That just sends you to whatever your profile is. For a second I got pissed because I thought you were linking everyone to my profile!
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
It's only a stupid number, I would date you in a heartbeat, if you lived near me. ;)
Awwwwwwww....
Ironbite-now is not the time to tell her I have free flights.
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
It's only a stupid number, I would date you in a heartbeat, if you lived near me. ;)
Awwwwwwww....
Ironbite-now is not the time to tell her I have free flights.
I have the whip and handcuffs, you can bring the Loki helmet and the Sith robe. ;)
Aww...only 69%. Thought we'd be higher.
Ironbite-ahh well.
It's only a stupid number, I would date you in a heartbeat, if you lived near me. ;)
Awwwwwwww....
Ironbite-now is not the time to tell her I have free flights.
I have the whip and handcuffs, you can bring the Loki helmet and the Sith robe. ;)
Also, one oddity I noticed with the questions is how they do the comparisons. An answer is put in red if the person's answer (and preferences for how others should answer, as well as what importance they put on the question) is too different from yours, which indicates incompatibility. The problem is that it doesn't compensate for answers where differing answers would be a GOOD thing. Like if I answer that I prefer giving massages and the girl prefers receiving them, it gets listed as incompatible.Nope, that's not how it works. When choosing your answer, you also choose what answers you view as acceptable or not.
It'll also list an incompatibility if one person says that they would engage (or have engaged) in a homosexual relationship and the other says that they wouldn't. I know it's just because their algorithm doesn't have any way of acknowledging the answers beyond simple "How different are their answers?" coding, but it ends up implying that straight people have an incompatibility with bisexual people purely for not being attracted to their own sex.
That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
From what I've found recently, it's chronic fatigue syndrome.
Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
From what I've found recently, it's chronic fatigue syndrome.
That, and depression. The poor guy gets anon hate that borders on the absolute cruel.
I think what's worse than the anon hate is the people who think they can fix all of his problems. One such person told him that he needed a vegan diet, and it would start to fix all of his problems.
-_-
Sounds like a date to me. ;)
I think what's worse than the anon hate is the people who think they can fix all of his problems. One such person told him that he needed a vegan diet, and it would start to fix all of his problems.
-_-
I hope he responded with nothing but a ton of closeups of him biting into various meat products and staring into the camera.
Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
From what I've found recently, it's chronic fatigue syndrome.
That, and depression. The poor guy gets anon hate that borders on the absolute cruel.
And yet he manages to deliver verbal beatdowns, not for his own benefit, but for the benefit of other people who have had to suffer same anon hate.
There have also been good uses of anon posts.
I think what's worse than the anon hate is the people who think they can fix all of his problems. One such person told him that he needed a vegan diet, and it would start to fix all of his problems.
-_-
Frogman is awesome. He is an all around nice guy. In the traditional meaning of nice guy.Really? I wish him the best, then.That 2nd one seems to be royally taking the piss.
That's Frogman. He's pretty much an institution of internet comedy, especially on tumblr. From what I've read of him, he has some kind of condition that prevents him from working a regular job, so he uses his comedy talent to try and achieve success.
From what I've found recently, it's chronic fatigue syndrome.
That, and depression. The poor guy gets anon hate that borders on the absolute cruel.
And yet he manages to deliver verbal beatdowns, not for his own benefit, but for the benefit of other people who have had to suffer same anon hate.
There have also been good uses of anon posts.
I think what's worse than the anon hate is the people who think they can fix all of his problems. One such person told him that he needed a vegan diet, and it would start to fix all of his problems.
-_-
There was also that one armchair psychologist who said he was depressed because he was fat. As in that was the sole cause. As if it isn't possible for the depression to come first. That something else has to be wrong with you for you to get depressed.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffbc58a0249bf2e38f047bae8ee90d73/tumblr_mmggd2nM0L1s1av4bo1_1280.jpg)
So let me get this straight, you're into casual sex, but the female is bad for having the same thing that you like....yeah.
Probably because he's still one himself.(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffbc58a0249bf2e38f047bae8ee90d73/tumblr_mmggd2nM0L1s1av4bo1_1280.jpg)
So let me get this straight, you're into casual sex, but the female is bad for having the same thing that you like....yeah.
You're only kind hearted to virgins? Wow.
Frogman is awesome. He is an all around nice guy. In the traditional meaning of nice guy.He even pulled the old "the word isn't my spell checker so it doesn't exist" thing, sigh.
(Not a member of mafia.)
The only thing I disagree with him is the current "misandry does not exist/is caused by misoguny" arc of his.
What spell checker is he using? Because mine recognizes misandry just fine. However, transgender is underlined. So is that not real? This is a stupid argument regardless because even if misandry didn't exist the concept would. After all dragons are fictional but spell check knows that's a real word.Frogman is awesome. He is an all around nice guy. In the traditional meaning of nice guy.He even pulled the old "the word isn't my spell checker so it doesn't exist" thing, sigh.
(Not a member of mafia.)
The only thing I disagree with him is the current "misandry does not exist/is caused by misoguny" arc of his.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f8390c53272232668fcd7849c978424/tumblr_mm352r6gnM1s1av4bo1_500.png)
It's like he's the arch enemy of the most interesting man in the world.
He didn't say he doesn't do it, just that you'll never find him doing it. Like a really creepy ninja.
Probably because he's still one himself.(http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffbc58a0249bf2e38f047bae8ee90d73/tumblr_mmggd2nM0L1s1av4bo1_1280.jpg)
So let me get this straight, you're into casual sex, but the female is bad for having the same thing that you like....yeah.
You're only kind hearted to virgins? Wow.
He didn't say he doesn't do it, just that you'll never find him doing it. Like a really creepy ninja.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e1118718754047991e7bab5e2f670ef/tumblr_mn3khgldsI1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e1118718754047991e7bab5e2f670ef/tumblr_mn3khgldsI1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/d48609a7b904c697c4b7e57a6d1a3f3f/tumblr_mn2xku0tjf1s1av4bo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e1118718754047991e7bab5e2f670ef/tumblr_mn3khgldsI1qzrlhgo1_500.jpg)
And here we have a group of nice girls in their natural habitat.(click to show/hide)
And here we have a group of nice girls in their natural habitat.(click to show/hide)
And here we have a group of nice girls in their natural habitat.(click to show/hide)
I like how it's gross to have a small penis or to be circumcised as well as getting a steak done more than rare. I like mine medium rare to rare and I hate when people get it well done but that doesn't disqualify them to date me. Goodness.
The last one she's probably crazy in some way.
So, I still have an OKC account just for shits and giggles because reading horrid profiles is funny and I love combing through pathetic seduction attempts that end up in my inbox on the site.
One guy started in on me that I decided to lead on for one reason and one reason only:
He is married and I intend to get enough information on him that I can inform his wife.
How much of a bitch does this make me?
And here we have a group of nice girls in their natural habitat.(click to show/hide)
I like how it's gross to have a small penis or to be circumcised as well as getting a steak done more than rare. I like mine medium rare to rare and I hate when people get it well done but that doesn't disqualify them to date me. Goodness.
The last one she's probably crazy in some way.
I've hated the idea of having blood in my meat ever since I went to a Sonny's that gave me chicken that had blood in the middle of it. I overcook all my meat now.
Seems odd to have relationships decided over it though.
I've gotten a guy who wanted a fuck buddy for him and his girlfriend.
So, I still have an OKC account just for shits and giggles because reading horrid profiles is funny and I love combing through pathetic seduction attempts that end up in my inbox on the site.
One guy started in on me that I decided to lead on for one reason and one reason only:
He is married and I intend to get enough information on him that I can inform his wife.
How much of a bitch does this make me?
I've gotten a guy who wanted a fuck buddy for him and his girlfriend.
Just thought i'd link Annals of Online Dating for anyone who doesn't know it.
http://www.annalsofonlinedating.com/
It has loads of dodgy messages/profiles from Ok Cupid.
Just thought i'd link Annals of Online Dating for anyone who doesn't know it.
http://www.annalsofonlinedating.com/
It has loads of dodgy messages/profiles from Ok Cupid.
Wow, and I thought some of the creepiness I'd managed to come across in a few hours of a relationship was impressive, no one ever came up to me and asked if I was interested in human sacrifice, that took at least an hour, hour and a half before it came up.
The six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Bacon
Being well endowed. LOL
Good running shoes
Good book
Iphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken
Sex
Chicken
Push ups
Pull ups
Running
Great mixed drink
Checking out some of his stuff.QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Bacon
Being well endowed. LOL
Good running shoes
Good book
IphoneQuoteI spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken
Sex
Chicken
Push ups
Pull ups
Running
Great mixed drink
Chicken is more important to him than sex.
He also makes the same face in every picture, and there's two pics that are nearly identical, but he's not wearing a shirt in one.
Also, one of his pics is of a "pinup girl" sitting on him while he does pushups.
The six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Euphemism for masturbation
Bacon
Euphemism for masturbation
Being well endowed. LOL
Aids masturbation
Good running shoes
For running to the sex shop
Good book
For more masturbation
Iphone
Masturbation X ∞
I read:QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Euphemism for masturbation
Bacon
Euphemism for masturbation
Being well endowed. LOL
Aids masturbation
Good running shoes
For running to the sex shop
Good book
For more masturbation
Iphone
Masturbation X ∞
To me, not being able to live without being well endowed makes it look like he has no skills in bed and relies on having a (supposedly) huge dick.
One more thing. Men that tell me... " Hey wanna cuddle?" makes me extremely angry. It makes me crazy with rage. A real man doesn't say that stupid huggie bullshit to me. -.-
Chronic Misanthropy. Bitch. I like snakes. And my senses are on point like you wouldn't even know. I have a tendency to frighten humans of the law, without blinking an eye. It happens. I happened. I'm sorry.
.....
Oh, and you need to know that I have an EXTREME hatred for females, women, in general disgust me in every form. None I've met except for one whom is my best friend has exceeded my expectations of what a woman SHOULD be. Stupid fucking cunts.
.......
I'm good at reading humans and knowing who they are before they utter a sound out of their little strings of meat.
.....
The first things people usually notice about me
My bright green cat eyes, I guess. And the fact that I am probably the most insane woman you'll ever know. Ever. You can tell from a mile away.
.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an addiction to pain and giving pain. And I enjoy the sound of a woman screaming. Indeed.
Here's a rather....interesting one. She calls herself "SavageWarrior."
Here's a rather....interesting one. She calls herself "SavageWarrior."
...Hold on, why does that sound so familiar?
Here's a rather....interesting one. She calls herself "SavageWarrior."
...Hold on, why does that sound so familiar?
She has an addiction to pain and giving pain...
Gentlemen...I think I'm in love.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/941381_176871099143726_938695904_n.jpg)
I don't know most prostitutes have standards even the ones who don't probably do to some degree.
I read:QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Euphemism for masturbation
Bacon
Euphemism for masturbation
Being well endowed. LOL
Aids masturbation
Good running shoes
For running to the sex shop
Good book
For more masturbation
Iphone
Masturbation X ∞
To me, not being able to live without being well endowed makes it look like he has no skills in bed and relies on having a (supposedly) huge dick.
I read:QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Euphemism for masturbation
Bacon
Euphemism for masturbation
Being well endowed. LOL
Aids masturbation
Good running shoes
For running to the sex shop
Good book
For more masturbation
Iphone
Masturbation X ∞
To me, not being able to live without being well endowed makes it look like he has no skills in bed and relies on having a (supposedly) huge dick.
Eh, I never suggested that he had no skills in bed.
I just called him a tosser, no need to complicate things.
I read:QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Euphemism for masturbation
Bacon
Euphemism for masturbation
Being well endowed. LOL
Aids masturbation
Good running shoes
For running to the sex shop
Good book
For more masturbation
Iphone
Masturbation X ∞
To me, not being able to live without being well endowed makes it look like he has no skills in bed and relies on having a (supposedly) huge dick.
Eh, I never suggested that he had no skills in bed.
I just called him a tosser, no need to complicate things.
I never said you did... I was just pointed out what it suggested to me.
I can't help but feel they're mucking around in that one.We can't risk it. Shoot them now, the infection might spread.
Also, why does it matter so much to have sex anyway?
Because American culture simultaneously worships and abhors sex.Kind of like how "nice guys" feel about women.
Checking out some of his stuff.QuoteThe six things I could never do without
Pull up bar
Bacon
Being well endowed. LOL
Good running shoes
Good book
IphoneQuoteI spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicken
Sex
Chicken
Push ups
Pull ups
Running
Great mixed drink
Chicken is more important to him than sex.
He also makes the same face in every picture, and there's two pics that are nearly identical, but he's not wearing a shirt in one.
Also, one of his pics is of a "pinup girl" sitting on him while he does pushups.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc44cae6f0f648f1eb2a2c91210d85a/tumblr_mof2tp55WS1qhod1qo1_500.png)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc44cae6f0f648f1eb2a2c91210d85a/tumblr_mof2tp55WS1qhod1qo1_500.png)
Good luck getting laid by anyone there, buddy boy.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc44cae6f0f648f1eb2a2c91210d85a/tumblr_mof2tp55WS1qhod1qo1_500.png)
If that actually works for him, then I will eat my hat.Is it a fedora?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbc44cae6f0f648f1eb2a2c91210d85a/tumblr_mof2tp55WS1qhod1qo1_500.png)
Was that directed to you?
I have a match on my joke account who calls himself "Fedora Yeti." His profile is as bad as that sounds.
Long hair-into-long-full-beard, shirtless hirsute and hat?
<yeah....I'll stay gay, kthxbai>
In the past six months I have been called the following: amazing, witty, a horrible boyfriend, a great man, a dick, the best daddy in the world, hysterical, a waste of time and countless other adjectives as well as many choice expletives.
I have an extensive and loyal fan club
I am 35, but physically I don't look or feel 35. I have a bit of a Dorian Gray thing going on, somehow naturally, which I despised as a child but the favor has been returned exponentially as an adult.
I am OCD and ADD.
I gave up Catholicism for Lent several years ago.
If that actually works for him, then I will eat my hat.Is it a fedora?
If that actually works for him, then I will eat my hat.Is it a fedora?
It is, actually.
Which is another reason why I want to give these dudebros a collective kick in the babymakers. They're crimpin' my style!
If that actually works for him, then I will eat my hat.Is it a fedora?
It is, actually.
Which is another reason why I want to give these dudebros a collective kick in the babymakers. They're crimpin' my style!
You've had podcasts, if it's you I'm thinking of, that fell into "I'm just a guy" territory." Which is still way different from dudebro. Perhaps you should take the fedora back? Maybe a "proud fedora monkey" shirt? *waits to see if anyone gets the joke*
I kinda want to post these ridiculous screencaps someone was posting from her OKC on tumblr. I just need to blur out the usernames first.Wow. I want to see these dickwagons, but blur out only her name. Why would you want to blur out the douchebags? That's aiding douchebags like this, instead of warning people of their actions.
This one guy greeted her with "I wish, by any means, I walk with you in a street and talk." There's also this guy who has a shirtless pic of himself as his profile picture (looking like Brucie from GTA IV) saying "I know this is straightforward but would you like me to eat you out."
Better go blur that phone number in the best of social justice thread. You know someone has called it.
Because the problem is that if you don't blur out their names, some people (lurkers or otherwise) on the forums will harass them, and that's a Very Very Bad ThingTMI'm assuming for legal reasons? Because I doubt you guys pity most of these people.
Because the problem is that if you don't blur out their names, some people (lurkers or otherwise) on the forums will harass them, and that's a Very Very Bad ThingTMI'm assuming for legal reasons? Because I doubt you guys pity most of these people.
Okay. What I meant was that I was assuming the rule exists for legal reasons.Because the problem is that if you don't blur out their names, some people (lurkers or otherwise) on the forums will harass them, and that's a Very Very Bad ThingTMI'm assuming for legal reasons? Because I doubt you guys pity most of these people.
It's also in the rules... (http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=2.0)
Primarily legal, but the fact that we actually have standards is another major factor.Ahh, okay. Yeah, I wouldn't harass them, I'm just of the mindset that if other do, I'm not going to feel bad. But, I completely understand your reasoning. Both legal action and a bad reputation could follow if you didn't.
Okay. What I meant was that I was assuming the rule exists for legal reasons.Because the problem is that if you don't blur out their names, some people (lurkers or otherwise) on the forums will harass them, and that's a Very Very Bad ThingTMI'm assuming for legal reasons? Because I doubt you guys pity most of these people.
It's also in the rules... (http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=2.0)
Ahh, okay. Yeah, didn't pick up on that. Sorry.Okay. What I meant was that I was assuming the rule exists for legal reasons.Because the problem is that if you don't blur out their names, some people (lurkers or otherwise) on the forums will harass them, and that's a Very Very Bad ThingTMI'm assuming for legal reasons? Because I doubt you guys pity most of these people.
It's also in the rules... (http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=2.0)
I said 'also' for a reason. I thought the yes would be implied.
Primarily legal, but the fact that we actually have standards is another major factor.
"Good people don't need rules. Now is not the time to see why we have so many."Primarily legal, but the fact that we actually have standards is another major factor.
Standards are for the weak. Bring out the rack.
Fundies run when a good site goes to war."Good people don't need rules. Now is not the time to see why we have so many."Primarily legal, but the fact that we actually have standards is another major factor.
Standards are for the weak. Bring out the rack.
I honestly don't know how to respond to that one.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ca32a0e2abe5dbc9d31f5973563a17c/tumblr_mkac48r4pC1s1av4bo1_500.png)Social Justice OKCupid. I don't even.
I certainly hope so, but you never know. I've seen worse that was serious.(http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ca32a0e2abe5dbc9d31f5973563a17c/tumblr_mkac48r4pC1s1av4bo1_500.png)Social Justice OKCupid. I don't even.
I think it's more mocking of SJW.
The last 'entry' is a reference to Family Guy. So...Just remember, Colbert has conservative fans who think he's a conservative mocking how liberals see conservatives while reporting conservatively. So, never underestimate human stupidity.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef51546c8643878ba6c0dc38a19b7bb9/tumblr_ml5pfelK9a1s1av4bo1_1280.jpg)
If you see this man at a con anywhere you are authorized to terminate him on sight.
I find meat to be best when still dripping with blood.And here we have a group of nice girls in their natural habitat.(click to show/hide)
I like how it's gross to have a small penis or to be circumcised as well as getting a steak done more than rare. I like mine medium rare to rare and I hate when people get it well done but that doesn't disqualify them to date me. Goodness.
The last one she's probably crazy in some way.
I've hated the idea of having blood in my meat ever since I went to a Sonny's that gave me chicken that had blood in the middle of it. I overcook all my meat now.
Seems odd to have relationships decided over it though.
This threads new official theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzY2Qcu5i2A
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b24e2d7b34d9fc51824224a996a8e067/tumblr_mqh5r5SJdB1s0hfioo1_500.jpg)I think the SCP should use Juggalos as a source of D-class.
I got to wonder if any of these guys ever do find someone.
Which is pretty much the origin of the whole "Nice Guy" meme, when one can see assholes and idiots pair of and can't find a date due to... let's say, less immediatly noticeable issues. You start getting annoyed, then resentful, and then verse on to full blown assholish behavior yourself. And so the cycle goes.I got to wonder if any of these guys ever do find someone.
Sadly, I'm quite sure many do. Online or off, idiots will find relationships, many of them long term, many with people, male and female, who deserve better than them.
He'd be a lot more attractive without that juggalo make-up.
Which is pretty much the origin of the whole "Nice Guy" meme, when one can see assholes and idiots pair of and can't find a date due to... let's say, less immediatly noticeable issues. You start getting annoyed, then resentful, and then verse on to full blown assholish behavior yourself. And so the cycle goes.I got to wonder if any of these guys ever do find someone.
Sadly, I'm quite sure many do. Online or off, idiots will find relationships, many of them long term, many with people, male and female, who deserve better than them.
I like his SweetWater Ale poster... That's some good beer IMO. The rest of his particular tastes... Eh.
I like his SweetWater Ale poster... That's some good beer IMO. The rest of his particular tastes... Eh.
You mean the one right above the Bud Light portable tap?
I like his SweetWater Ale poster... That's some good beer IMO. The rest of his particular tastes... Eh.
You mean the one right above the Bud Light portable tap?
And to the right of the cannon aimed at the front door.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/532c802ac9ab7e07eefd32ab6ac52153/tumblr_mgw9nrxUeV1r6pxamo1_500.png)
OPPA DOUCHEBAG STYLE! *cue music*
(https://sphotos-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/969755_442150965892120_1003887313_n.jpg)Clochy, You have NO IDEA HOW MANY OF MY BUTTONS YOU HAVE PRESSED. Ok, maybe 2.
A ton of nice guys call themselves/are atheists. About the closest thing to an explanation I can give.
A ton of nice guys call themselves/are atheists. About the closest thing to an explanation I can give.
Among arrogant people, atheism seems like a cool thing to brag about because along with making them a minority (so they can talk about how brave you have to be to openly not believe in God, especially in the United States), by its very nature it's based around critical thinking and scientific reasoning. So it tends to attract a lot of assholes who want to feel superior to the common man.
"Le" is a plague on society.As a french guy, would I be justified in going full-on crazy-ass SJW and scream cultural appropriation everytime someone on the internet uses "le"?
Eek. I've worn a hat since I was 19 and I'm 42.
When did it go from Ska and noir to rampaging douchenozzles of the mansplain?
So women are turning him gay because he can't find his purity princess for true loves first kiss? Did I read that right?
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Well, I'm disgusted.
I hate to break it to him, but I'm willing to bet that most women have had at least one kiss (outside of family) by the time they're out of high school.I feel kind of dirty that I'm 31 and I actually do fall into his definition of kiss-virgin.
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
I can understand wanting your first time to be with a virgin. Sharing all that discovery is a wonderful thing. And I speak from personal experience. But I'm not sure why people who themselves have sexual experience insist that their partners must be virgins.
Yeah, I get that logic. I'm apathetic about it (me and my gf are virgins, but I don't care if my first time is with one, and the main two reasons we haven't ended that is time and her physical contact fears), but yeah, seems logical.Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
I can understand wanting your first time to be with a virgin. Sharing all that discovery is a wonderful thing. And I speak from personal experience. But I'm not sure why people who themselves have sexual experience insist that their partners must be virgins.
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Yeah, well, a pencil sharpener that sharpens a million pencils is a good sharpener. A pencil that's been in a million sharpeners is a useless nub.Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Because women are objects and not people and "new cars are always better than used cards."
(That being said I wonder how they'd react to cultures where it's a requirement that the woman is NOT a virgin before she can get married -- sometimes she even has to have a child first, with the child going to another person to be raised)
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Some might argue tightness.
But, having had both virgins and non-virgins in my time, I call bullshit on that argument. There wasn't a major difference of tightness between having sex with a virgin and sex with a mother of three.
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Some might argue tightness.
But, having had both virgins and non-virgins in my time, I call bullshit on that argument. There wasn't a major difference of tightness between having sex with a virgin and sex with a mother of three.
Didn't Lacy Green actually talk about this at some point?
Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
And something to do with, as my former room/band mates so eloquently put it, "Do you want your dick to fall off?" Because everyone knows only women who enjoy sex (whores/sluts/skanks/etc.) carry STDs ::)Why does everyone want virgins? That confuses me.
Centuries of cultural tradition telling them that non-virgin women are tarnished. According to my "Cross-Cultural Perspectives on Gender" professor, one of the biggest historical reasons for this was to make sure that your family's wealth really stayed in your family - if your wife wasn't a virgin on your wedding night (or if she cheats on you), who's to say that the heir she produces really is yours? Mind you, this implies that biology is the only factor worth considering when viewing a child as "yours" but we're talking about eras/societies that viewed women as property.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGK2KprU-To
So many of these idiots should watch this.
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Welp.
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/4e87276b05bb9ce03dd17f514ead36ae/tumblr_ms470flFjC1s31dw2o1_500.png)That seems like a minor one to me. I see nothing wrong with the like of scatterbrained people. It's the manic pixie dream girl thing.
Welp.
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No need to yell.
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Sigh.
Not a "Nice Guy", but still:
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Not a "Nice Guy", but still:
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There does seem to be a general tendency of "If you're not a good looking guy, you look like a molester".
If he didn't have a 'stache, he'd look almost like the guy that fixes my guitars.
If he didn't have a 'stache, he'd look almost like the guy that fixes my guitars.
I think he looks like one of the duck dynasty guys.
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/32d384d8e366fa03069168802fdffe30/tumblr_mtepyk2gz11qjxvewo1_500.jpg)I'm a feminist and my blades are bigger. Your move, dude.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/32d384d8e366fa03069168802fdffe30/tumblr_mtepyk2gz11qjxvewo1_500.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/32d384d8e366fa03069168802fdffe30/tumblr_mtepyk2gz11qjxvewo1_500.jpg)I'm a feminist and my blades are bigger. Your move, dude.
I've done it before. It's not the apparel that makes the douche when you get down to it. It's the douche that makes the douche. Take back the jacket.
I disagree Lolita does make you cooler period
I disagree Lolita does make you cooler period
.....I have no words to respond to this.
No lie, I was actually talking to that girl not long ago. She was upset that a guy took "nohetero" as a screenname (it was a gay, middle-aged man in the Midwest) and she mentioned that she wanted to pee on him in retaliation.
Lolita clothing you know those cute doll like dresses you see
:(
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No lie, I was actually talking to that girl not long ago. She was upset that a guy took "nohetero" as a screenname (it was a gay, middle-aged man in the Midwest) and she mentioned that she wanted to pee on him in retaliation.
The context was Chi saying clothes don't make you cool and I dunno Lolita seems to make you more awesome
QuoteNo lie, I was actually talking to that girl not long ago. She was upset that a guy took "nohetero" as a screenname (it was a gay, middle-aged man in the Midwest) and she mentioned that she wanted to pee on him in retaliation.
Eh?QuoteThe context was Chi saying clothes don't make you cool and I dunno Lolita seems to make you more awesome
Somehow, I get the feeling that you just inadvertently revealed something about yourself.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
This.I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I was making a joke about a lolita fetish, not accusing him of being a pedophile.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I was making a joke about a lolita fetish, not accusing him of being a pedophile.
From where I was sitting, it sounded like you were implying it, at least.
Also davedan's comment was accusing kefka of being a pedophile.
I misread "Lolita" as "Lolicon".
Thus illustrating the fact that the two are different things and that people jumping to conclusions about Kefka need to stop. Now.
I was making a joke about a lolita fetish, not accusing him of being a pedophile.
From where I was sitting, it sounded like you were implying it, at least.
Also davedan's comment was accusing kefka of being a pedophile.
Get the sand out Zachski. My tone would not be so flippant if I was really making such an accusation.
Get the sand out Zachski. My tone would not be so flippant if I was really making such an accusation.Oh, sure, I could hear your tone perfectly on my screen... oh, wait. Tone doesn't carry in writing.
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
If only he was good at it.
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
If only he was good at it.
I'm loathe to admit it, but I enjoy the cracker's jokes.
I'd hate Christmas if it were minty. Thankfully, my holidays have always been and will continue to be mint-free.
I'd hate Christmas if it were minty. Thankfully, my holidays have always been and will continue to be mint-free.
Yeah well get ready bitch...
Ironbite-Cause Santa's...GOING MINTY!
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
If only he was good at it.
I'd hate Christmas if it were minty. Thankfully, my holidays have always been and will continue to be mint-free.
I'd hate Christmas if it were minty. Thankfully, my holidays have always been and will continue to be mint-free.
Yeah well get ready bitch...
Ironbite-Cause Santa's...GOING MINTY!
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
If only he was good at it.
It seemed pretty obvious he was joking, considering it's Davedan we're talking about here.
If only he was good at it.
You haven't spent much time around Australians, have you?
It's almost ironic how they are doing for atheism what fundies do for theism.
I must have missed something.I'd hate Christmas if it were minty. Thankfully, my holidays have always been and will continue to be mint-free.
Yeah well get ready bitch...
Ironbite-Cause Santa's...GOING MINTY!
I bet Mrs. Claus will be happy.
...What?
Thiiis has probably already been shown, or is a troll.
But http://www.okcupid.com/profile/fedora_lover69
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You should message me if
you're a petite (fake boobs are disgusting), average height (5'1"-5'4"), slim, attractive, intelligent, slightly needy, loyal (I hate sluts) and funny.
You also MUST be a virgin (as I said above I HATE sluts)
I hate to condemn you to an unhappy death, but I'm 99% sure it's satire. It's just too perfect.
I hate to condemn you to an unhappy death, but I'm 99% sure it's satire. It's just too perfect.
YOU CANT LET A MAN DREAM CAN YOU
Riiiight, you're automatically a slut if you're not a virgin. I love black and white thinking.
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SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg)No thanks. It's unkind to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
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SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh mercy that was funny. You've got good timing, Shane.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg)No thanks. It's unkind to go into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg)"Friends say he's trying to hard and he's not quiet hip.."
SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.
All the girlies say he's pretty fly for a Nice Guy(http://25.media.tumblr.com/367e1ccf77b114f2574a6045b024927c/tumblr_mx54wyFH5Z1simsooo1_500.jpg)"Friends say he's trying to hard and he's not quiet hip.."
SCIENCE IS MY NERF GUN. INTELLECT IS MY BUTTER KNIFE.
It was the "NO I'M NOT HIDING MY BALDNESS" that tipped me off to it being parody.