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Community => Religion and Philosophy => Topic started by: Stormwarden on January 04, 2012, 02:50:13 am
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html
He says that God told him who will be the next pres. Naturally, he won't say who God said it was. Kind of weak to me. Then again, how often is Pat wrong? Well, constantly. Maybe Pat should leave the trolling to 4chan.
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Perhaps he will go hang out with Polley and Camping and be prediction buddies with them.
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Oh dearest me is he really trying to kill me?
Ironbite-with laughter that is.
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How amazing. I'm sure he'll be 100% right when he finally reveals what God told him after the elections and it's exactly the same thing he will then say.
Truly, it is the work of God.
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I can talk to god too. I know who will win every election. Ever. Because I'm better than Pat. Of course, I can't tell anyone because god told me not to.
What I can say is that stuff will get crazy. I mean, absolutely bonkers!
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Remember when that guy actually had political sway? Now it's just gotten sad. :P
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My cat told me something about Pat, but I can't say what it is (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WereStillRelevantDammit).
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Now is one of those moments where I really wish I could find that clip from Pulse '88.
'I know what I know, boy...BUT I'M NOT TELLING IT!'
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Oh, yeah? Wavefunction collapse be damned, God told me everything, ever.
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Wait - I'm getting a message from G-d!
He, He says... He says that Pat Robertson is a soulless monster.
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Really? Cause I'm getting a message from Lillth and she says she wants nothing to do with Pat Robertson.
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Remember when that guy actually had political sway? Now it's just gotten sad. :P
It was sadder when he had political influence. Perhaps not sadder for Pat, but definitely sadder for the general population.
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I got a message from Odin the other day.
It said... "ALBE2QACK"
I'm as mystified as you.
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Oh he was getting stabbed by a Valkyrie. He's...kinky on Tuesdays
Ironbite-Thor on the other hand is just....yeah.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html
He says that God told him who will be the next pres. Naturally, he won't say who God said it was. Kind of weak to me. Then again, how often is Pat wrong? Well, constantly. Maybe Pat should leave the trolling to 4chan.
I bet God told him it was going to be Obama.
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pat is an ass who deserves to get kicked in the balls
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/03/pat-robertson-president-2012-god_n_1181669.html
He says that God told him who will be the next pres. Naturally, he won't say who God said it was. Kind of weak to me. Then again, how often is Pat wrong? Well, constantly. Maybe Pat should leave the trolling to 4chan.
I bet God told him it was going to be Obama.
Given that he mentions a lot of chaos, societal strife, and other end-times claptrap in conjunction with this alleged message from God, I'll have to decline your wager, thanks.
I'm guessing that he's doing this because he knows the GOP doesn't have anyone who can beat Obama, so he's saying "God said I can tell you He told me this, but not to name names" for the purpose of being able to triumphantly declare "Called it first!" in 10 months' time, without giving any of his sheeple the impression that God might actually support Obama.
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"I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I am anyway."
Your country will be torn apart by internal stress. A house divided cannot stand. Your president holds a radical view of the direction of your country which is at odds with the majority. Expect chaos and paralysis. Your president holds a view which is at the odds with the majority -- it's a radical view of the future of this country, and so that's why we're having this division. This is a spiritual battle which can only be won by overwhelming prayer. The future of the world is at stake because if America falls, there's no longer a strong champion of freedom and a champion of the oppressed of the world. There must be an urgent call to prayer.
This is psychological manipulation at it's best. He makes a vague prediction and then relies on other people filling in the blanks with their imagination. Once someone gets elected, he spins his vague prediction to justify it, no matter whether he was right or wrong is his guess.
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Adi ParaShakti told me that Fundie-Yahweh is now her, weak, helpless, "bottom" sex slave, beinging "trained" by a better, more powerful, far nobeler, matriarchal Divinity!
DON'T MESS WITH DURGA-KAALI, BABY! SHE'LL SMOKE THAT DEMIURGE!!!
*does that weird Xena 'aaaiiieeee' noise*