Bill calling for mandatory prayer for South Carolina public schools

[niam2023]

If I were a teacher in South Carolina, I would come in in a black cloak and hood, and begin delivering a prayer to the Four Chaos Gods, and wait for Faux Noise to throw a bitch fit.

[Cerim Treascair]

If I were a teacher in South Carolina, I would come in in a black cloak and hood, and begin delivering a prayer to the Four Chaos Gods, and wait for Faux Noise to throw a bitch fit.

I would pay money to see that.

[RavynousHunter]

I'd attempt to summon Mehrunes Dagon and steal the souls of my students.

[Zygarde]

Truly you heathens have never heard of the true faith of them all the mighty Arceus true creator of all.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

ALL HAIL THE HELIX FOSSIL!

ANARCHY SHALL REIGN! RELEASE THE FALSE PROPHET!

Just another day at Frequently Questioned Answers.

[I am lizard]

A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech the, destroy them.

[rookie]

I think you guys are trying too hard. South Carolina. For $15 get a copy of the Koran, find a couple passages you can easily memorize, then have fun. Pagan religions are bad, but Islam is scary.

[R. U. Sirius]

I think you guys are trying too hard. South Carolina. For $15 get a copy of the Koran, find a couple passages you can easily memorize, then have fun. Pagan religions are bad, but Islam is scary.

Better yet: Find some Bible quotes they aren't likely to know and use those. I know one of the psalms is addressed to Babylon and ends with, "Blessed will be they who smash your little ones' heads against the wall!"

[Dakota Bob]

I think you guys are trying too hard. South Carolina. For $15 get a copy of the Koran, find a couple passages you can easily memorize, then have fun. Pagan religions are bad, but Islam is scary.

Hard Mode: start preaching the Koran in a church, and avoid getting shot

[I am lizard]

I think you guys are trying too hard. South Carolina. For $15 get a copy of the Koran, find a couple passages you can easily memorize, then have fun. Pagan religions are bad, but Islam is scary.

Hard Mode: start preaching the Koran in a church, and avoid getting shot

A bible fucker church, otherwise you'll just seem terribly confused.

[MadCatTLX]

Go into a church, preach the Koran without telling them it's the Koran, maybe change the names, and see how long it takes before anyone figures it out.