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New Pope Elected
« on: March 13, 2013, 02:23:23 pm »
Well, the billowing white smoke from the Sistine Chapel makes it official: the 266th Pope has been elected. The identity of the Pope as well as his papal name has yet to be revealed, but I will update the thread as soon as the information is announced.

And the winner is:



This guy, Cardinal Bergoglio from Argentina.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2013, 02:41:20 pm »
Pope To Be Announced? a bit peculiar but not any weirder than somebody called Ratzinger.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2013, 02:46:57 pm »
I heard it was a guy named Eddie.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 02:49:26 pm »
Izzard?

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2013, 02:54:45 pm »
Izzard?
No, Vedder. He is Pope Even Flow I.

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EDIT: Personally I hope it ends up being Pope Benedict with a fake mustache--you know, to troll everyone.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2013, 02:57:11 pm »
Elect someone with boobs!
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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2013, 02:57:44 pm »
I heard that his papal name is going to be Pope Mark II.
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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 03:21:40 pm »
So they elect a pope from South America and somehow it's still another old white guy. What the shit?

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 03:30:39 pm »
"Bergoglio" sounds like an Italian name too. What do we know about this guy?

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 03:32:33 pm »
"Bergoglio" sounds like an Italian name too. What do we know about this guy?

He's a 2nd generation Italian immigrant. I.E. Italian parents.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 03:36:15 pm »
he also conspired with the military junta to kidnap to Jesuit priests

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 03:39:28 pm »
"Bergoglio" sounds like an Italian name too. What do we know about this guy?
Well he hates teh gay for one thing. He said that gay couples being allowed to adopt was a form of discrimination against children.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 03:39:55 pm »
he also conspired with the military junta to kidnap to Jesuit priests
He was accused of this, and nothing has been proven legally.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 03:40:48 pm »
he also conspired with the military junta to kidnap to Jesuit priests

According to Wikipedia (with a source) no evidence was ever presented linking him to that accusation.

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Re: New Pope Elected
« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2013, 03:41:24 pm »
he also conspired with the military junta to kidnap to Jesuit priests
He was accused of this, and nothing has been proven legally.

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