On the positive side, if he does get involved in an armed rebellion, at least he is an moron and easy to outsmart.
...I am hoping this will be followed by a series of such phonecalls to right wing loonies:
"Hey there Mr. X, would you like to take up arms against the president in a open rebellion? Thank you and could you verify that this is Mr. X that I'm talking to who wants an rebellion in USA? Thank you again, FBI will be showing up at your door later today."