JIDAL: "Stop being the 'Stupid Party'! Only I can be stupid!"
Was this idiot asleep in Social Studies class? I can picture young Piyush snoozin' away like a freight train in the back of the classroom, while the other kids giggle and the teacher walks over with the yardstick....
*DESK WHACK!*
JINDAL, "WHA! WOAH WOAH WA-WAAAAH!"
TEACHER, "PIYUSH! PAY ATTENTION!"