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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #630 on: June 07, 2012, 12:38:37 am »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #631 on: June 07, 2012, 01:04:51 am »
I find all this bra talk intriguing. [/creepy]
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #632 on: June 07, 2012, 01:07:46 am »
It's good to get it off our chests.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #633 on: June 07, 2012, 11:53:11 am »
I don't think I know a woman who can't take her bra off while keeping her shirt on. It's a very useful skill.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #634 on: June 07, 2012, 11:56:14 am »
It is useful, though I don't know how you'd do that if you were wearing a long-sleeved shirt and a bra with straps. Sure, you can slip one arm out of the shirt at a time to get the straps and technically not be taking your shirt off, but come now...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #635 on: June 07, 2012, 12:02:36 pm »
At that point, it's just easier to take the shirt off.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #636 on: June 07, 2012, 12:03:25 pm »
I don't think I know a woman who can't take her bra off while keeping her shirt on. It's a very useful skill.

So true, this also applies to changing clothes while driving.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #637 on: June 07, 2012, 12:04:27 pm »
Bah. Show me someone who can take their undies off without removing their pants. Then I'll be impressed.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #638 on: June 07, 2012, 12:04:53 pm »
I don't think I know a woman who can't take her bra off while keeping her shirt on. It's a very useful skill.

So true, this also applies to changing clothes while driving.

That does not sound good in any way.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #639 on: June 07, 2012, 12:07:19 pm »
I don't think I know a woman who can't take her bra off while keeping her shirt on. It's a very useful skill.

So true, this also applies to changing clothes while driving.

That does not sound good in any way.

Wow, maybe I'm just among strange company, but just about every girl I've asked (and myself) have done this at least once. Not saying its safe, just that it tends to happen here or there (especially after work or before going out now that I think of it).

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #640 on: June 07, 2012, 12:49:50 pm »
It is useful, though I don't know how you'd do that if you were wearing a long-sleeved shirt and a bra with straps. Sure, you can slip one arm out of the shirt at a time to get the straps and technically not be taking your shirt off, but come now...

I've managed it. Just undo the hooks, pull the straps down your arms through the sleeves, and yank it out though the bottom of your shirt. Works even with long sleeves (unless they're tight).
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #641 on: June 07, 2012, 03:53:51 pm »
A shirt like this? The effort it takes to get the straps down through the entire length of those sleeves far surpasses the effort required to remove your shirt.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #642 on: June 07, 2012, 09:31:19 pm »
It's sunny and warm out (around +20 or so), I had a really good day at work, and I finally finished shopping for my friend's baby shower. I'm really excited about the gifts I have for her, particularly this one adorable three piece dress set, with a matching bonnet.

A shirt like this? The effort it takes to get the straps down through the entire length of those sleeves far surpasses the effort required to remove your shirt.

I meant things like hoodies, with baggy sleeves. Fitted sleeves definitely don't allow for easy removal.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #643 on: June 07, 2012, 10:59:52 pm »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #644 on: June 08, 2012, 12:56:36 am »
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