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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #525 on: May 15, 2012, 02:29:41 pm »
I just went to the store and bought so many delicious things, including taquitos, rice, fish, and corn-dogs.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #526 on: May 15, 2012, 02:33:09 pm »
coming over to your house for dinner.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #527 on: May 15, 2012, 02:54:41 pm »
I guess my little rabbit friend that got ran over a couple months back had a family, because I saw two rabbits in the yard this morning.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #528 on: May 15, 2012, 06:45:04 pm »
My neighbor who's an Italian great grandmother gave me toast and raisin bread on my way to work, and then had homemade pasta and meatballs with dinner rolls and whoopie pies waiting for me when I got home.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #529 on: May 15, 2012, 07:41:27 pm »
> Deliver speech on why Aquaman is an underrated superhero
> Compare him with simile to a three-toed sloth
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> Get standing ovation

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #530 on: May 15, 2012, 08:30:09 pm »
My landlady was nice enough to let me use her dishwasher for the mound of dishes I have. FUCK YES.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #531 on: May 15, 2012, 08:31:55 pm »
My neighbor who's an Italian great grandmother gave me toast and raisin bread on my way to work, and then had homemade pasta and meatballs with dinner rolls and whoopie pies waiting for me when I got home.

Mama Mia!  Can we switch neighbors for a while?  Though I'd probably end up weighing 500 lbs as a result, at least I'll be chock full of Italian goodness.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #532 on: May 15, 2012, 11:54:29 pm »
I got 80 percent on a test I thought I completely bombed out on :D
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #533 on: May 16, 2012, 04:05:31 am »
Got some friends that I'll be hitting up blues jams and open mic clubs with now. Can't wait to play music purely for the fun of it again (not that the band thing isn't fun, but it's taking a bit of a professional tone to it now).

ETA: The crowd at my gig last night started a wall of death without any prompting from my band. It was fucking amazing.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #534 on: May 20, 2012, 02:29:16 pm »
Last night I went out for the night and didn't have a terrible time.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #535 on: May 21, 2012, 01:59:01 am »
OHMIGAWD!  More working code!  I feel like a fucking BAWSS right now.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #536 on: May 21, 2012, 06:33:26 pm »
I won two tickets to the LA science museum's Cleopatra exhibit on Wednesday :D
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #537 on: May 21, 2012, 07:40:47 pm »
I was woken up at 10A by a phone call for a job interview tomorrow afternoon with a local credit union. Looks promising...  :)

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #538 on: May 22, 2012, 01:47:20 pm »
Despite the crummy weather, I'm feeling remarkably good today.  Going to do my exercise here shortly, then probably have my leftover chicken cordon bleu for dinner.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #539 on: May 22, 2012, 06:47:35 pm »
I got a B+ on a class I was sure I failed (I turned in the final three days late because I'm an idiot) and went to see Biden speak at a local college. It was nice knowing that not everyone in New Hampshire is a ridiculous conservative.