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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #135 on: January 30, 2012, 11:02:44 pm »
This is the weirdest dick measuring contest I've seen.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #136 on: January 31, 2012, 08:55:12 am »
The screwed up sense of humor didn't give it right away? Am I doing something wrong?

They probably thought you were my sockpuppet. :P
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #137 on: January 31, 2012, 09:09:15 am »
I didn't even think about it until now, but after reading this thread, I'm 99% certain I know who Rosenewock is.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #138 on: January 31, 2012, 09:55:29 am »
The screwed up sense of humor didn't give it right away? Am I doing something wrong?

They probably thought you were my sockpuppet. :P

I think I know you better than that.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #139 on: January 31, 2012, 10:02:13 am »
The screwed up sense of humor didn't give it right away? Am I doing something wrong?

They probably thought you were my sockpuppet. :P

I think I know you better than that.

Let's face it, we both post the same hilariously-fucked-up things. :P
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #140 on: January 31, 2012, 10:20:05 am »
The weatherman on the news is trying to DJ and failing miserably. My day is complete.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #141 on: January 31, 2012, 03:05:34 pm »
My classmate just showed me a giant trollface he created in our comp sci lab. That was fucking awesome.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #142 on: January 31, 2012, 03:47:29 pm »
I got my hair cut(I really needed it) and I went on a shopping spree

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« Reply #143 on: January 31, 2012, 10:23:52 pm »
My classmate just showed me a giant trollface he created in our comp sci lab. That was fucking awesome.

Once I was alone in the school computer lab, and I changed the desktops of a few of them to trollfaces.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #144 on: February 01, 2012, 08:29:50 am »
My new D&D book is on the way.

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« Reply #145 on: February 01, 2012, 10:09:40 am »
Found my missing flash drive. Yay.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #146 on: February 01, 2012, 10:43:15 am »
Come here and find my missing flash drive! His name is Flashy D and he's very cute.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #147 on: February 02, 2012, 07:12:28 am »
I got me a job lined up for Monday for $20 an hour. At this rate, I should have enough to cover both uni fees and afford to build myself a gaming PC by the end of the month.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #148 on: February 02, 2012, 07:08:02 pm »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #149 on: February 02, 2012, 11:30:26 pm »
So, one of my aunts has an odd tendency of rooting through her basement, and then driving over and leaving some junk on our porch. Doesn't ring the bell or anything, no visits. Just drop off some random objects from years gone by. Usually this stuff is laughable at best.

Today, though, among the objects were these: the Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook for both 3.0 and 3.5 edition. I gotta say, that's pretty awesome. It's at least 20% cooler than anything else she's ever left. (Comparatively, she also left a cat calender from 2005, some unremarkable novels, and a generic doll. My sister is 21, and has a 2-years-old son. Who is this doll even for??)
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