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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1515 on: January 25, 2013, 11:30:48 pm »
It's snowing outside, the moon is full and shining down, and I have both a hot cup of rose petal tea, and hot cocoa.  A very lovely night indeed.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1516 on: January 26, 2013, 04:18:43 am »
Got to see my best friend that I haven't seen in over a month cuz she went to visit her family in Iceland. So happy I got to see her :D

Also, Gangster Squad is a really good movie. Nice mix of action, drama, and comedy, especially if you're familiar with the Los Angeles area.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1517 on: January 26, 2013, 10:20:53 pm »
Novartis sent my mom a free month of cancer drugs to hold her over while they're going through her paperwork to provide further financial assistance for medications. That easily saves her $12,000.

That is super, super awesome. Yay on them.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1518 on: January 27, 2013, 03:35:25 pm »
Thanks, Jeb.

Anyway, I just got a $170 check in the mail from my doctor. It's always nice to have money turn up like that.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1519 on: January 27, 2013, 04:36:03 pm »
I've gone, since last July, from 250 to 190 pounds. I'm officially no longer overweight.

I'm also starting take up parkour, and I'm happy to find I'm not completely awful at it. I've got no upper-body strength, but I can run and jump pretty well.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1520 on: January 27, 2013, 04:50:51 pm »
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/01/27/08/00/southeast-qld-on-tornado-alert

So far I'm alright and the house is standing and I have internet. :)
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1521 on: January 28, 2013, 12:21:28 am »
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/01/27/08/00/southeast-qld-on-tornado-alert

So far I'm alright and the house is standing and I have internet. :)
Wow, really? Tornadoes? Huh, I thought those were a northern hemisphere thing.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1522 on: January 28, 2013, 02:06:38 am »
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2013/01/27/08/00/southeast-qld-on-tornado-alert

So far I'm alright and the house is standing and I have internet. :)
Wow, really? Tornadoes? Huh, I thought those were a northern hemisphere thing.

I lost power for eight hours but otherwise I'm alive and good, so I'm happy.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1523 on: January 28, 2013, 02:08:20 am »
I made a sandwich.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1524 on: January 28, 2013, 07:13:18 am »
I've gone, since last July, from 250 to 190 pounds. I'm officially no longer overweight.

I'm also starting take up parkour, and I'm happy to find I'm not completely awful at it. I've got no upper-body strength, but I can run and jump pretty well.

Grats!  Also, parkour sounds wicked fun.  I'd love to be able to do even half of the crazy shit I see those people doing.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1525 on: January 28, 2013, 05:03:24 pm »
Sun's out today. Yays!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1526 on: January 28, 2013, 08:50:32 pm »
Flu's over!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1527 on: January 28, 2013, 10:26:28 pm »
My Star Wars inspired eye shadow came in the mail today, I now feel like a true geek.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1528 on: January 28, 2013, 11:12:39 pm »
My Star Wars inspired eye shadow came in the mail today, I now feel like a true geek.

You had better take pictures.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1529 on: January 29, 2013, 08:52:01 pm »
So a when we were talking about double standards and sexism in english class, a guy joked "A lock that is unlocked by many keys is a bad lock, and a key that unlocks many locks is a master key" (yeah that's an metaphor for sex in case you didn't notice) . I said to him "A pencil sharpener that sharpens many pencils is a good sharpener, but a pencil that is sharpened by many wont be a good pencil for long"*.

*I got this from someone here who responded to the same "lock and key" thing with that comeback. Sorry, I forgot who it was... I think it was in the "Dumbest protest signs" or "dumbest political cartoons" or "Things people say on facebook rehashed" threads...
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