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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1395 on: December 31, 2012, 12:49:22 am »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1396 on: December 31, 2012, 09:44:35 am »
There was a new Order of the Stick posted today (first one in three months).
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1397 on: December 31, 2012, 12:36:28 pm »
There was a new Order of the Stick posted today (first one in three months).

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1398 on: December 31, 2012, 01:40:52 pm »
I got some kickass letters of recommendation for this naval base internship. I can't wait to find out who's chosen.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1399 on: December 31, 2012, 01:45:14 pm »
I got some new yarn today :3 I'm going to wear my knitting needles to nubs <3
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1400 on: December 31, 2012, 11:32:28 pm »
My new ushanka came in the mail today!

On the flip side, my hedgehog's much needed food did not.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1401 on: January 01, 2013, 02:46:20 am »
Hedgie needs food badly. Hedgie better not be about to die.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1402 on: January 01, 2013, 11:24:23 am »
Last night at a New Years party, I discovered the game Cards Against Humanity.  So many people here need to play that game...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1403 on: January 01, 2013, 04:51:16 pm »
Last night at a New Years party, I discovered the game Cards Against Humanity.  So many people here need to play that game...

The week before my best friend's wedding, I spent a lot of time playing it with the wedding party.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1404 on: January 01, 2013, 04:56:20 pm »
Hedgie needs food badly. Hedgie better not be about to die.

Hedgie is the portliest thing you will ever see and has been scarfing down earthworms as a very happily received replacement.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1405 on: January 01, 2013, 08:04:35 pm »
Somehow the girls in my department ended up talking about boobs, and I have the most admired ones.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1406 on: January 01, 2013, 08:07:44 pm »
Somehow the girls in my department ended up talking about boobs, and I have the most admired ones.

Hahaha, I remember in my 9th grade year my female friends were talking about how they thought their breasts were too small. I walked up and said "What are y'all talking about?" and everyone was like "OH shut up you!", since I am a D cup.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1407 on: January 01, 2013, 08:11:19 pm »
That's what I'm too, 38 D.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1408 on: January 01, 2013, 08:22:02 pm »
BITCHES! YOU BITCHES! Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey!

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1409 on: January 01, 2013, 10:27:54 pm »
Went to the best NYE party I've ever been to. Drank the most I ever have, vaguely remember dancing to music I usually hate, met some cool new people, and got to know one of my best friends a lot better. I get the feeling this is going to be a good year.
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