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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1290 on: December 06, 2012, 02:29:34 am »
I don't think there's a Steak N Shake in my state.  I am disappoint.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1291 on: December 06, 2012, 03:37:12 am »
I found out about is webcomic:

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1292 on: December 06, 2012, 03:44:39 am »
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1293 on: December 06, 2012, 02:39:54 pm »
I got a 15/15 on my math assignment. How the fuck? I was seriously making things up towards the end of it.

Either way, I only need 8 more points to pass the class, and the final exam is 50 points, so I think I should be okay.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1294 on: December 06, 2012, 08:36:58 pm »
I pet some bunnies at the pet store.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1295 on: December 06, 2012, 10:25:32 pm »
I recorded bass for my band's first studio recording. Instruments are done, vocals go down in 11 days, and our debut single will be ready to annihilate at the start of the year.

I am beyond excited.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1296 on: December 06, 2012, 11:36:43 pm »
I just found a typo on the NIH website. ALSO I gave my first injection today! On a real person!

Today, I am a winner.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1297 on: December 07, 2012, 01:18:50 am »
I just found a typo on the NIH website. ALSO I gave my first injection today! On a real person!

Today, I am a winner.

What did you inject them with?
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1298 on: December 07, 2012, 01:26:29 am »
I recorded bass for my band's first studio recording. Instruments are done, vocals go down in 11 days, and our debut single will be ready to annihilate at the start of the year.

I am beyond excited.

Let us know, dude. We'll have to buy or something.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1299 on: December 07, 2012, 01:29:58 am »
I just found a typo on the NIH website. ALSO I gave my first injection today! On a real person!

Today, I am a winner.

What did you inject them with?

3 units of insulin. I preformed swimmingly.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1300 on: December 07, 2012, 01:47:02 am »
Lil late, but good goin on the assignment, Sleeps!

Also, haven't been to Little Rock at all today.  Going out is all well and good, and a necessary part of staying sane, but I hope I can avoid going to town for at least the rest of this week.  Unless I'm promised pizza.  Then, I might be tempted...
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1301 on: December 07, 2012, 02:44:21 am »
I may have a girlfriend now, and I asked her out with the best line ever.

So she came to my dorm's coffee bar tonight. I said hi, and we got to talking. She's the girl I mentioned a few weeks back who I sort of asked out to dinner. She asked why I did that, and I fumbled my answer.

Me: Well, I really like you- Um, I'd really like to get to know you better.

Her: Was that first thing what you meant to say?

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She gave me her number. I'm glowing with joy.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1302 on: December 07, 2012, 03:36:32 am »
Good on you Rinella!

Anyway remember the three basics of dating, rohypnol, chloroform and duct tape and she has to have sex with you if you buy her dinner.

Bullshit aside I hope you both have a good time and make a connection and a better friend.

Real advice, she's as nervous as you have fun, and remember you rock like a frog in a sock full of ice cubes.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1303 on: December 07, 2012, 03:44:33 am »
I may have a girlfriend now, and I asked her out with the best line ever.

So she came to my dorm's coffee bar tonight. I said hi, and we got to talking. She's the girl I mentioned a few weeks back who I sort of asked out to dinner. She asked why I did that, and I fumbled my answer.

Me: Well, I really like you- Um, I'd really like to get to know you better.

Her: Was that first thing what you meant to say?

(click to show/hide)

She gave me her number. I'm glowing with joy.

Awesome, brother!  Best advice I can give, and this is gonna sound really corny, is to just be you.  Don't try to put up a false front, because brother, lemme tell ya, it is far, far better to be disliked for who you are than to be loved for something you're not.  If that works out well, you'll know...once you get past the initial awkward "oh my god, I have a girlfriend" phase, you should find that talking to her and bein around 'er is as natural as breathing.

How do I know?  That's exactly how it is with me and my lady.  More'n 18 months on, and we can still sit around talking for hours on end.  We can even enjoy bein with one another without speaking a single word.

Just, keep this in mind, always: actions will always speak louder than words.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #1304 on: December 07, 2012, 04:42:03 pm »
Found a giftset of Chimay that contains 1 glass and a Chimay Red, Tripel, and Bue. Merry Christmas to me.