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Offline Sleepy

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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #30 on: June 06, 2012, 12:16:23 am »
You humorous man
I need a friend named Ku now
So I can do that.
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #31 on: June 06, 2012, 07:29:40 am »
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Re: The Haiku Thread
« Reply #32 on: June 06, 2012, 07:34:45 am »
« Last Edit: June 06, 2012, 07:37:47 am by DarkfireTaimatsu »
A limerick:

There once was a unicorn who would shove
His rainbows around like a dove
"Always I'll be with you
And then make-believe with you
Harmony, Harmony, oh love"