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Giant hole in Siberia
« on: July 17, 2014, 10:51:59 pm »
So a really huge hole just popped up in Siberia a few days ago


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A giant hole has opened up in Siberia, and nobody quite knows why.

The massive hole, which spans about 262 feet in diameter, was spotted recently on the Yamal Peninsula in Russia, commonly known as the "end of the world," The Siberian Times reported. The depth of the hole is not yet known.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/16/giant-hole-siberia-crater-end-of-world_n_5591780.html

My theory is that it was probably a methane explosion or something, but conspiracy theorist keep saying it proves the hollow earth theory (Fucking mouth breathers.)

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 10:55:20 pm »
Ah, the delight of a new scientific mystery.
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 10:56:00 pm »
Ah, the delight of a new scientific mystery.
It's always delightful, isn't it?

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 10:59:41 pm »
Indeed, I wonder if a hole like this has ever appeared before? I know sinkholes are a thing but this does not seem like a sinkhole too big.

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 11:08:55 pm »
The sand worms did it.
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2014, 01:03:44 am »
Why do I think this is going to revive the old "Russians drilled into Hell" story?

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2014, 02:28:40 am »
My money's on sinkhole.  Hell, there's been one in a town nearby for the last two years... because the streets above the area were paved and built over old rail tunnels... which have since collapsed.  Causing a huge 'fuck-off' sinkhole.
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2014, 09:37:34 am »
So a really huge hole just popped up in Siberia a few days ago

Some sources say it's actually been there for two years, but it was initially dismissed as a hoax. Presumably everyone is talking about it now because of that video taken by a helicopter.

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2014, 03:51:10 pm »
Why do I think this is going to revive the old "Russians drilled into Hell" story?

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title. 

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2014, 04:07:51 pm »
Tremors.
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2014, 05:53:36 pm »
The movie? Hee!
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2014, 10:02:57 pm »
Why do I think this is going to revive the old "Russians drilled into Hell" story?

That's the first thing I thought of when I read the thread title.

Me too.
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2014, 07:42:51 am »
Maybe we've got a sarlaac somewhere?  The hole's just a little under 80 meters in diameter...my god, Lovecraft was right, he just had the hemispheres wrong.  IA!
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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2014, 11:20:48 am »
Gotta find a photo of this thing.....

Here it is!

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Re: Giant hole in Siberia
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2014, 01:26:27 pm »
Oh look, it's Gaia's Asshole.
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