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Title: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 09:42:53 am
Rules from last forum, modified:

Say you are person 1. You post situation, as innocuous or humorous as you desire ("Obama wears a red tie.")
Person 2, who writes in below you, fills in the way the situation would be spun so the end result is extremely conservative ("Obama: Secret Communist"). They then post their own situation ("Obama wears a blue tie.").
Person 3, who writes in below them, fills in that spin ("Obama Refuses To Compromise"), then posts their own situation ("Sarah Palin is a secret lesbian").

And it goes into infinity.

I shall start: The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: GLaDOS on January 04, 2012, 11:23:51 am
Rules from last forum, modified:

Say you are person 1. You post situation, as innocuous or humorous as you desire ("Obama wears a red tie.")
Person 2, who writes in below you, fills in the way the situation would be spun so the end result is extremely conservative ("Obama: Secret Communist"). They then post their own situation ("Obama wears a blue tie.").
Person 3, who writes in below them, fills in that spin ("Obama Refuses To Compromise"), then posts their own situation ("Sarah Palin is a secret lesbian").

And it goes into infinity.

I shall start: The entire WBC commits suicide a la Jonestown.
Liberal Serial Killer Targets American Heroes, Nation Mourns.

Time machine invented, undeniable proof for evolution comes to light.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 12:59:27 pm
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

Statistics find that more children come out as gay as a result of going through a Jesus camp or something similar.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: GLaDOS on January 04, 2012, 01:02:15 pm
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

Statistics find that more children come out as gay as a result of going through a Jesus camp or something similar.
See your previous spin
Koch brothers order Tea Party members to go on shooting spree, while sparing conservatives and corporations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on January 04, 2012, 01:18:11 pm
Liberal Bias In Science Exposed

Statistics find that more children come out as gay as a result of going through a Jesus camp or something similar.
See your previous spin
Koch brothers order Tea Party members to go on shooting spree, while sparing conservatives and corporations.
Job Creators Cause Record Profits for Funeral Homes; Help Small Businesses

President Obama Wishes the Nation a Happy New Year
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: shadowpanther on January 04, 2012, 01:19:33 pm
Obama gloats over the lack of Judgement Day

Jesus found in Vegas surrounded by hookers and blow.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 04, 2012, 01:20:28 pm
Socialist Hippie Arrested

Jon Stewart becomes President with Colbert as his VP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 04, 2012, 04:27:14 pm
The real people: Leftist Takeover "Complete", Say Experts
Their on-air personae: New Hope for Conservative America

A fascist-in-all-but-name youth movement (like the Third Wave (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Wave), but for real this time) spreads across the nation. The words "fascism" and derived terms do not appear anywhere in the group's name, rhetoric or literature--instead, the movement calls itself "pro-American".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 04, 2012, 04:33:43 pm
America's Youth Take a Stand for Right

White Christian man attacks American youth camp, citing Breivik as inspiration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 04, 2012, 05:00:39 pm
Violence Spreads From Liberal Europe

Christmas Trees in state capitols spontaneously burst into flames. Holiday Trees, however, are spared.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 04, 2012, 05:49:57 pm
Liberal war on Christmas  getting deadly


Gay Autistic man runs for president and becomes the Democratic front runner in 2012
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on January 04, 2012, 05:57:16 pm
Liberal war on Christmas  getting deadly


Gay Autistic man runs for president and becomes the Democratic front runner in 2012
Is America Ready for Disabled Homosexual President?

Islamic Cultural Center to Open Near Nation's Capitol
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 04, 2012, 06:12:32 pm
President Obama gets closer to his Muslim roots.  Is Islamic Extremism taking over our Nation's Capitol?

Former President Bush caught in love triangle between Laura and Cheny.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on January 05, 2012, 11:29:12 am
Former President Bush caught in love triangle between Laura and Cheny.

Former President Bush proves he has family values and respects his elders.


Study shows more people are spaying and neutering their pets.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ian1732 on January 05, 2012, 04:23:30 pm
Liberals want to take your dog's freedom to reproduce!

Plans unveiled for movie of Barack Obama's life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: GLaDOS on January 05, 2012, 04:26:05 pm
Liberals want to take your dog's freedom to reproduce!

Plans unveiled for movie of Barack Obama's life.
Horror movie industry, Have they gone too far?

Aperture Laboratories facility explodes
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 05, 2012, 08:19:44 pm
Jihadist Terrorists Destroy Lab With Help Of Unwitting Liberals

Michelle Bachmann Resigns
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 06, 2012, 12:02:22 am
Liberal Heat Burns Out Conservative Star

Fear of Death finally overtakes Fear of Public Speaking as world’s greatest fear.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 06, 2012, 12:58:58 am
Is Fear of Islamocommunist Terrorism Destroying Our Countries?

Jenny McCarthy Speaks Out Against Vaccines
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 07, 2012, 02:49:45 am
Medical Muckraker Forced By Big Pharma To Recant

Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 07, 2012, 03:29:19 am
Liberals to blame for deaths of thousands of people

Sony announces bankruptcy
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 07, 2012, 03:38:56 am
Company crushed by over-regulation.

My Little Pony:  Friendship is Magic Movie to begin production.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 07, 2012, 09:37:34 am
Emasculating Cartoon Takes Aim at Larger Audience

Second Coming occurs. First thing Jesus does is set up a Dungeons & Dragons play group.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 07, 2012, 09:45:23 pm
Second Coming Of Jesus: Real or Fake?

The Rolling Stones announces a tour around the Middle East
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 07, 2012, 09:56:48 pm
Left-Wing Extremists Meet With Their Islamist Jihadist Allies

Anonymous protests Scientology.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 07, 2012, 10:57:10 pm
Domestic terrorist group attack religious group with the support of liberals

Conservapedia founder Andrew Schlafly found dead in his house
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 07, 2012, 10:59:38 pm
Stalwart Defender of Conservative American Values Dies a Hero

Scientists shoot a radioactive rabbit found outside the boundaries of the Manhattan Project grounds.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 07, 2012, 11:13:20 pm
Evolutionists found guilty of inexcusable crime against animals

Anders Behring Brievik sentenced to capital punishment
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 07, 2012, 11:25:53 pm
Proof that Liberal Europe supports Islam and hates Christians

Polar bears are found far south of their usual habitat, having adapted to the warmer temperatures.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 07, 2012, 11:48:56 pm
Immoral scientists conducts covert experiments on innocent wildlife

David Bowie to perform in Jakarta, Indonesia
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 12:07:14 am
Liberal-Ridden Hollywood Indoctrinates Lazy People Overseas

Kim Jong-il dies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 08, 2012, 01:54:05 am
North Korea- War or Peace



The first gay president is elected and he puts into place a bill that will make same sex marriage legal in all 50 states and all same sex couples get the same benefits as straight couples.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 01:58:33 am
America's Christian Heritage Threatened by Hateful Homosexual Extremists

Marijuana legalized in WA state.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 08, 2012, 02:05:48 am
War on Drugs suffers major blow

Message Boards around the world become exempt from SOPA
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 08, 2012, 02:08:48 am
Liberals Enables Rampant Piracy On Internet Message Boards

Wikipedia, TVTropes, Youtube and several other major sites struck by a DDoS attack launched by 4chan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 02:55:47 am
Is War Among Ranks of Internet Extremists Weakening Their Liberal Stronghold?

A bored 15-year old steals a plane, crash-lands it on a Caribbean island
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 08, 2012, 03:41:19 am
Teen hired by liberals to hijack a plane, crashes it thanks to resistance from conservative pilots

Failed attempt on President Obama's life, evidence traced back to McCain
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Servo on January 08, 2012, 05:31:08 am
Liberals Emphasize Unproven Assassination Link to Innocent Conservatives

Canada plans to invade entire west coast of the US.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 08, 2012, 02:19:49 pm
Foreign Liberal Scum Seeks to Annex Domestic Liberal Scum

All Republican Congresspeople found to be guilty of outright bribery (as opposed to simply accepting campaign contributions).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 08, 2012, 02:24:21 pm
Liberal Propaganda tries to detour hard working Republicans



David Bowie somehow becomes the first non natural born citizen and his first order of business is to give every American a copy of Space Oddity signed
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 08, 2012, 06:11:47 pm
Liberal Hollywood Star Tries To Indoctrinate US Citizens

Nintendo Announces Partnership With Sega
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Canadian Mojo on January 08, 2012, 06:48:54 pm
Video game mega-merger: dramatic rise in youth violence expected

woman spends $50000 to clone dog
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 06:55:43 pm
Feminazis Using Taxpayer Dollars to Play God

Unincorporated neighborhood annexed into city
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 08, 2012, 07:40:25 pm
Big Government Coming To Your Neighborhood

Bo the dog eats copy of latest bill before Obama can sign it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 08:33:11 pm
Brave Red-Blooded American Dog Thwarts Communist Kenyan Plot

Ted Haggard is gay
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 08, 2012, 11:16:05 pm
Lie-berals Slander Great Anti-Gay Preacher With Claims of Hypocrisy

Police Department Found to be Having "Pet Orgies" Every Friday In Abandoned Warehouse
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 08, 2012, 11:20:48 pm
Homosexual Deviant Agents Infiltrate Organization of Keepers of the Peace

Animal control raids a local home and finds over 9000 cats
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 08, 2012, 11:26:05 pm
Recent plot by terrorists to train cats for military combat has been foiled via enhanced interrogation and the USA PATRIOT Act.

Science proves that Dane Cook is not funny
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 09, 2012, 12:22:33 am
Evolutionists Waste Time With Pop Culture Studies Instead of Admitting Evolution is a Lie

Jesus returns, gives right-wing Republican Christians the finger
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 09, 2012, 01:17:34 am
Jesus lookalike hippie arrested for vulgar behavior towards Republicans

Justin Bieber shot dead by crazy Christian fundamentalist and registered Republican
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 09, 2012, 01:51:32 am
Justin Bieber Killed by Psychopath: Gunman's previously-unknown mental illness likely to blame.

A visiting Mexican dignitary taking a walk is mistaken for an illegal immigrant by Arizona police. Despite his protests, he is beaten severely and thrown in jail.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 09, 2012, 01:53:24 pm
Dignitary Disrespects Local Law

Park gazebo destroyed in re-enactment of The Tale of the Dread Gazebo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_and_the_Gazebo).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 10, 2012, 04:45:21 am
Liberals arrested for vandalizing the park and destroying the park gazebo

Cure for Lou Gehrig's disease found, Stephen Hawking successfully healed of his debilitating illness
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 10, 2012, 06:12:37 pm
Mad Scientists Use Baby Parts To Prolong Lives of Evolutionists

A boy is expelled from school for bringing a knife to cut his birthday cake
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 10, 2012, 06:37:17 pm
Zero Tolerance Laws Ruin Birthday

Car Wreckage Looks Vaguely Like Traditional Portrayal of Jesus from Air
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 10, 2012, 07:55:40 pm
Zero Tolerance Laws Ruin Birthday

Car Wreckage Looks Vaguely Like Traditional Portrayal of Jesus from Air

Miraculous Proof of God in Ordinary Car Crash

PETA declares beef to be a vegetable.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 11, 2012, 01:47:53 am
Vegetarian Freaks Try To Ruin Your Fun

One of the GOP Primary Candidates Gets Caught Up In A New Scandal That Becomes An Internet Meme
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 11, 2012, 01:50:07 am
Liberal media bias destroys honest man's career!

Aliens come and decide not to wipe us out ONLY if we quiet the fundies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 11, 2012, 02:32:35 am
Liberal media fakes the arrival of aliens to silence good US citizens

Westboro Baptist Church head Fred Phelps lynched by the KKK
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 11, 2012, 03:04:53 am
Liberal Turned On By Extremist Gang

...pun intended.

Aliens come to Earth, declare Republicans Gods.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 11, 2012, 03:30:35 am
Extraterrestrial benefactors hands out well-deserved praise to hardworking Republicans

Jack Thompson's disbarment is revoked
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 11, 2012, 05:34:55 pm
Violent Games To Finally Be Held Accountable

Voters dissatisfied with both parties successfully write-in Bugs Bunny.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 12, 2012, 12:20:26 pm
Liberal Hoax Ruins Election; Romney Wins by Default

U.S. Supreme Court rules that prohibiting gay marriage is unconstitutional.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 12, 2012, 12:55:42 pm
Activist Judges Assault Religious Freedom

Bill O'Reiley Somehow Becomes A Brony (*shudder*)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 13, 2012, 03:15:35 am
Traitorous "conservative" turns to support liberal media

Paul McCartney announces the return of The Beatles, unveils new band lineup
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 13, 2012, 10:10:02 am
Return to a By-Gone Era, or Desecration of Good Music?

A joint report by the CIA and the Pentagon reveals that there is a direct correlation between how much carbon a company produces and how closely they're linked to terrorism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 13, 2012, 07:23:02 pm
Radical Communists Announce their Takeover of the CIA

New study shows heterosexuals are twelve times more likely to be struck by lightning than bisexuals and gays.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 13, 2012, 10:17:58 pm
Research rigged in favor of homosexuals and bisexuals

Ancient nuclear weapon found beneath the Pacific Ocean, set to detonate on 21-12-2012
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 13, 2012, 10:27:18 pm
Liberals Have Secret Time Machine, Centuries-old Plot Reveals

Scientists find a colony of platypuses that has evolved to give live birth instead of laying eggs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 14, 2012, 12:41:43 am
God corrects He made further proving He's infallible.

Kamen Rider Kuuga Rider Kicks rush Limbaugh into nonexistence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 14, 2012, 01:02:27 am
Dangerous man with mental instability gunned down

Group of psychopathic, insane fundies and racists creates a nuke; announces their target will be the Middle East
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 14, 2012, 04:48:34 am
Patriots Fight For Freedom

Ron Paul is in a gay relationship with Rick Santorum.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 14, 2012, 11:36:29 am
Candidates with Liberal Leanings In Scandalous Affair[/b]

Company clones dinosaurs, opens theme park on a tropical island.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 14, 2012, 02:51:20 pm
Intelligent Design Shown to be Possible

Dissatisfaction with the current state of the country leads to a resurgence in the popularity of socialism (actual socialism, not "anything remotely left-leaning") in the US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 14, 2012, 02:54:07 pm
Leftie pinkos destroy traditional values!

Animals revolt against mankind.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 14, 2012, 02:56:27 pm
Are Animal Rights Activists to Blame for Mass Animal Attacks?

Long Island sinks into the Atlantic overnight.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 14, 2012, 03:00:42 pm
Rampant Homosexuality Dooms Long Island

Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com) compilation book reach #1 on New York Times Best Seller list.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smilodon on January 14, 2012, 09:00:30 pm
Order of the Stick compilation book brainwashes millions.

(Props to the person who gets this next one.)

Leliel psychoanalyzes Fox News president Roger Ailes, tells him that he is hiding from the reality which surrounds us all.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Iczerfour on January 15, 2012, 12:30:11 am
Discord and Twilight sparkle announces they are going to get married this spring.

Princess Luna found to be the best princess of all time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 15, 2012, 06:10:30 am
Liberal poll leans towards tyrannical characters

Yellowstone finally erupts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ian1732 on January 15, 2012, 04:10:07 pm
Iranian terrorists detonate national park!

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: THE MOIVE wins every category in the Oscars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 16, 2012, 12:17:10 am
Destructive Liberal Influence on Hollywood Culminates with Win of Ungodly Movie

Seth Putnam dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 16, 2012, 06:40:43 am
Immoral band founder dies

(Points for guessing a Shout Out (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShoutOut)) Aliens invades Earth, destroys musical instruments and kills all currently playing music
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 16, 2012, 06:55:22 am
Aliens take strong moral stand against negative cultural influences.

(Raaaaaaaapture)

Atheist valedictorian takes time off from college to volunteer in soup kitchens, animal shelters, and read to under privileged urban youth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 16, 2012, 07:23:13 am
Liberal anti-Christian indoctrinates impoverished children under guise of charity

Science shows men spend more when there are less women around.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 16, 2012, 06:24:56 pm
Research rigged in favor of feminism

CIA reveals the existence of secret agency that assists people in their everyday lives by music and dance. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EliteBeatAgents)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 16, 2012, 06:33:21 pm
Muslim Terrorists Infiltrating American Media

Holy shit why is there so much fucking snow here?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 17, 2012, 01:08:49 am
Snow A sign that Global warming is incorrect?


Johny Cash rises from the grave guitar in hand and starts beating the shit out of all of today's conservative leaders.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 17, 2012, 01:21:41 am
Sicko Scientists Start Playing God With The Dead

Ron Paul Personally Tells Tom Bauman To Go Fuck Himself On Video And It Goes Viral
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 17, 2012, 09:14:42 am
Liberal Smear Campaign Violate’s Paul’s Privacy

Wind in DC blows north.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 17, 2012, 07:47:30 pm
God sends divine message to President Obama to resign

Timothy McVeigh executed
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 18, 2012, 04:51:16 am
Defender of Christianity executed

John McCain grows Hitler 'stache and bin Laden beard
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2012, 12:09:09 pm
John McCain pays tribute to conservative hero, mocks America's enemy

Mark Foley caught in "To Catch A Predator" sting, using screen name "slippyfist69"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 18, 2012, 11:45:34 pm
Liberal Media Caught Harassing GOP Congressman.

Tim Tebow caught having drunken gay sex at a nightclub.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 19, 2012, 02:02:48 am
Gay Agenda Claims Another Victim

God proven to love atheists and liberals
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Bright Angel on January 19, 2012, 02:23:02 am
Deranged Psychopath Caught Making Fun of Hard Working Christians who he plans to Kill

Lamar Smith implicated in a gay sex scandal while being investigated for 90 counts of corruption charges
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2012, 05:08:22 pm
Uh uh um...commie socialist gay Muslim liberals!

Rebel Alliance destroys Death Star
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2012, 05:10:07 pm
Terrorists destroy Death Freedom Star

Jesus comes back and tells followers to help the poor, love their enemies, refrain from living by the sword (or gun), and to shut up about abortion and homosexuality
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 19, 2012, 05:16:50 pm
Emergence of "Christian" Public Figure - Is He the Antichrist?

Michael and Debi Pearl go to jail for advocating child abuse.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 19, 2012, 05:29:24 pm
Activist judge's witch-hunt against godly christians.

First gay president elected.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2012, 05:34:54 pm
God leaves America, Satan in charge now

Matthew Shephard beaten to death, protesters show up at funeral
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eniliad on January 19, 2012, 06:23:58 pm
Christian Protest Groups rally at services for controversial teen

RaptureReady is DDoS'd by Anonymous
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2012, 07:02:26 pm
Christian Protest Groups rally at services for controversial teen

RaptureReady is DDoS'd by Anonymous
Christian website attacked by Satan-worshipping socialists

George W. Bush eats a baby, shoots random bystander at political rally, sacrifices 2-year-old to Satan, and snorts 12 lines of coke on national television
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 19, 2012, 08:30:00 pm
Liberal Bush Impersonator Out to Ruin Great President's Image

Ghosts of all the dead people whose funerals WBC protested at appear in Times Square and announce that they've been in heaven this whole time and it's the WBC people who are damned.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 19, 2012, 08:38:55 pm
Ghost Scare At Times Square Proven To Be Faked Using Special Effects

School Shooting Occurs At Harvard, No Survivors
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 20, 2012, 12:09:27 pm
Patriots exercise their 2nd Amendment rights in a New England bastion of anti-American liberal communism

Death Eaters take over Ministry of Magic
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 20, 2012, 12:19:32 pm
Severus Snape Named New Headmaster of Hogwarts

What? You think the Death Eaters would allow any sort of headline that is not Business as Usual?

RIAA and MPAA actually learn to embrace changing paradigms and start employing the Internet in ways that make actual sense.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eniliad on January 20, 2012, 12:43:10 pm
CHRIST RETURNS

A new media format is released expanding hard drive storage to 500 TB.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on January 20, 2012, 05:43:11 pm
Internet Piracy Soars as Technologically Minded Liberals Increase Hard Drive Space


Sarkozy criticises America
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 20, 2012, 06:03:46 pm
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Doesn't Know His Place

Some People Open Up A Place To Help People Trying To Earn U.S. Citizenship
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 20, 2012, 06:51:36 pm
Organized Liberal Agenda Weakening National Security

It turns out that the people in charge of the Antichrist conspiracy are, in fact, Christians trying to bring about the apocalypse faster.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Bright Angel on January 21, 2012, 06:01:50 am
Satanists Fake Being "Christians" to Persecute Them During the End Times

A plot to overthrow the US Gov by religious extremists, key military personal and several key GOP members is uncovered when the would be assassin accidentally walks in on the president having a threesome (with his wife and a White House Aid) and screams so loudly that the entire White House wakes up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 21, 2012, 06:17:47 am
Plan to restore traditional American values spectacularly failed

Muslims in America help a Jew escape the persecution of the KKK
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 21, 2012, 11:35:34 am
Shaira law hinders patriotic Americans!

An indepent party canidate gets elected as the next US President.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2012, 11:57:36 am
Democrats second to last in race, Republicans third to first

School shooting plot foiled when parents discover, confiscate stash of firearms in teen's bedroom
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 21, 2012, 12:36:54 pm
Parents Reverse Stance On 2nd Amendment

Ron Paul is elected president, disbands FDA. Within two weeks, a plague of salmonella and lead poisoning kills thousands of children and elderly people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2012, 12:45:15 pm
Ron Paul creates thousands of jobs in the undertaking industry

Student suspended for wearing "God hates fags" T-shirt to school
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on January 21, 2012, 12:47:44 pm
Socalist educators persecute Christian student!

Scientists discover a way to give the human immune system a super-boost.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2012, 12:56:06 pm
Scientists mock God's ability to cure disease

Jesus tells Phrasees to love their enemies, give money to the poor, pray in private, and to refrain from living by the sword
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 21, 2012, 03:15:44 pm
Liberal Pundit Acquires Cult Following

Rupert Murdoch dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2012, 04:09:04 pm
America mourns its greatest tragedy since 9/11

Martin Luther King Jr. runs for president
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 21, 2012, 07:30:46 pm
Can a Black Man Get Elected?

King Arthur returns, takes over England as it's once and future king.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 21, 2012, 07:34:13 pm
England Returns to Traditional Christian Government

Anonymous takes down child pornographers
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eniliad on January 21, 2012, 07:55:21 pm
Dangerous Underground on the Internet: Is your Privacy At Risk?

Cell phones are found to leak radiation which aids recovery from chemical imbalances which cause depression.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 21, 2012, 08:03:08 pm
New Media Devices Re-Program Your Brain

Scientists find evidence of an afterlife identical to the Ancient Egyptian conception, with no sign of Heaven or Hell.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 21, 2012, 08:53:54 pm
Atheists Assault Christian Faith

Derpy Hooves Becomes Totally Ultra Canon (Oh hey, this happened! XD)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 22, 2012, 06:27:33 am
Pony subculture threatens to overwhelm Christian programs with increasing audience

Zombie outbreak occurs at NYC. Corrupt, misanthropic CEO and expert on the genome theory held responsible, evades arrest by suicide (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HouseOfTheDead)

*whew*
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 22, 2012, 06:43:25 am
Persecuted CEO, creator of thousands of "War on Terror" jobs, dies at 73

Rush Limbaugh takes an arrow to the knee.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 22, 2012, 09:29:05 am
Limbaugh Retires

Trace carcinogens discovered in cow’s milk.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 22, 2012, 10:14:08 am
Who's To Blame for Tainted Milk?
<insert random stock photo of stereotypical rioters>

An asteroid hits Earth; it's large enough to seriously disrupt human life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 11:32:34 am
Clinton's sexual immorality causes God to punish world with asteroid

German citizens protest 1939 invasion of Poland
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 22, 2012, 12:29:16 pm
Pacifists Disrupt Liberation Efforts by Allies

The Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Aztec pantheons begin to conspire against the Abrahamic God.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 04:52:47 pm
Heathen gods threaten America's Christian heritage

Tucson victims sue Palin, Fox News for inspiring shooter
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eniliad on January 22, 2012, 04:54:09 pm
Controversial Lawsuit by Proponents of Gun Control

Xenu returns to conquer Teegeeack.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 05:04:07 pm
Plot for new Tom Cruise movie revealed

Bush and Cheney admit to masterminding 9/11
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on January 22, 2012, 05:07:08 pm
Convincing Lookalikes Slander Great President

A heavy metal band releases a new album.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 05:10:10 pm
Satan worshippers release new album

2012 Republican presidential tickets include Riddle/Lestrange, Fudge/Umbridge, Sidious/Vader, and Brannigan/Lockhart
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 22, 2012, 07:12:04 pm
Republican Field Looks Especially Strong This Year!

Nudist Colonies Soar In Popularity
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 22, 2012, 07:40:16 pm
Former Administration Led Nation To War

Obama and Romney fence on the roof of the White House. Romney wins.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 08:01:27 pm
Black people can't swordfight

President Bush streaks Supreme Court
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 22, 2012, 08:16:12 pm
Bush Outlines Assets To Supreme Court

Romney bathes in milk and gold leaf.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 22, 2012, 08:26:43 pm
Romney takes traditional Mormon bath

Sarah Palin remembers placing nuclear football down at shopping mall, doesn't remember what happened to it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 23, 2012, 02:18:44 am
Sarah Palin assists America in getting rid of liberals, atheists and LGBT

Eyewitness account tells of a time point hidden between 12.00 PM and 01.00 AM, mysterious malevolent beings, and a gigantic tower rising where the White House once stands (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Persona3)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 23, 2012, 03:04:53 am
Obama Confirmed for Antichrist

Several Years From Now, Obama Admits He Masturbated Regularly While President
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 23, 2012, 03:24:15 am
Obama found guilty of sinful pleasure and fornication

A link is discovered between our world and a fantasy world composed primarily of spirits, connected by a shrine guarded by a lazy-yet-extremely-powerful priestess (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Touhou?from=Main.Touhou)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 23, 2012, 11:38:53 am
Heaven exists!  Next, are the poor allowed in?

Sign found at GOP headquarters saying "Your IQ must be THIS low to be a Republican presidential candidate"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 02:36:20 pm
GOP Targets Common-Man Candidates

Weather forecast in DC predicts extra-warm spring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on January 23, 2012, 04:04:25 pm
Obama Opens Portal to Hell, Intends to Fake Global Warming

Study shows chocolate is delicious and puppies are cute.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 23, 2012, 04:26:45 pm
Reality shown to have an extreme liberal bias

19 year old wins lottery and gives it all to the poor, saying it's "what Jesus would've done"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 23, 2012, 10:03:50 pm
Lottery winner opposes the conservative way while mocking Jesus

Teen defeats extremist animal rights organization, uncovers dirty secrets of its leaders (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 11:53:11 am
Liberal terrorist group thwarted by young patriot

Fred Phelps comes out of the closet
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 24, 2012, 12:42:06 pm
Gay Agenda Claims Yet Another Victim

Pinkie Pie Manages To Come To This Dimension
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 02:55:24 pm
Newest threat to America: homosexuals from another dimension!

Newt Gingrich dumps 4th cancer-sticken wife for 13 year old girl, pledges to uphold sanctity of marriage if elected president
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 05:40:22 pm
Newt Gingrich pledges to uphold sanctity of marriage!

Entire Republican party found to be composed entirely of homosexuals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 24, 2012, 06:12:40 pm
Unfounded liberal accusations unfairly tar GOP.

Massive heat wave sweeps across North America in January, causing 70-degree temperatures for a week.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 06:21:34 pm
Yet another sign that the End Times are imminent

Birthers travel back in time and witness Obama's birth in Hawaii
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 24, 2012, 07:03:52 pm
White House Caught Using Reeducation Camps

The Republican Gets Elected;  Both He and His Vice Get Heart Attacks On The First Week In Office
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 07:38:31 pm
President, Vice President Assassinated! Liberals Suspected

A right-wing terrorist group releases a deadly virus in Mecca during the hajj.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 24, 2012, 07:41:42 pm
God Smites Heretics

Donald Trump Goes Bankrupt
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 07:48:00 pm
Socialists steal money from hard-working pillar of American society

Oliver Twist says "Please sir, I want some more"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 24, 2012, 08:16:42 pm
Poor Demand More Entitlements

George Orwell rises from the grave, gives Fox pundits a comprehensive education on what socialism actually is.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 08:28:14 pm
Conservative hero gives Fox propaganda unbiased reporting tips

8-year old boy from South Park, CO uses "Passion of the Christ" as a rallying point for Nazi revival movement
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on January 24, 2012, 09:19:07 pm
Devoted young conservatives make being a Republican "Cool" again.

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New Gingrich found to have funneled money to Revolver Ocelot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 09:26:49 pm
Upstanding Republican corrupted by character from violent video game

Emperor Palpatine orders clones to execute Order 66
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 24, 2012, 09:53:42 pm
Comminazis Tear Up Constitution; Begin Murdering Everyone

Illegal immigrants cross the Mexican-American border.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 24, 2012, 10:10:57 pm
Mexico Invades!

It rains in New York City.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 24, 2012, 10:22:05 pm
God expresses displeasure with uppity socialist 9/11 first responders

Albus Dumbledore replaced by Dolores Umbridge as headmaster of Hogwarts
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 24, 2012, 11:38:25 pm
New Management at Hogwarts to Bring Order and Discipline

Obama Singlehandedly Thwarts Muslim Terrorist Plot, Personally Bitchslaps A Terrorist On National TV
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on January 25, 2012, 02:04:08 am
Muslim President delivers Traditional Islamist Facial Handshake.

Adolf Hitler returns from the dead and runs on the Republican ticket in 2016, selecting Newt Gingrich as his running mate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 25, 2012, 06:17:55 am
Conservative saviors run for president

Series of videos posted online reveals (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MarbleHornets) the existence of humanoid entity that stalks and causes extreme paranoia and strange sicknesses on its victims (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheSlenderManMythos)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vermicious Knid on January 25, 2012, 01:18:24 pm
Liberals Fake Videos of the Supernatural in Order to Mock Christians

The Kepler telescope finds faint signs of technological development on a newly-discovered Earthlike planet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 25, 2012, 02:51:47 pm
Scientists find proof of Heaven in space!

President Obama personally saves dozens of children from a burning orphanage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 25, 2012, 03:32:27 pm
Obama Defies God's Will

Scientists replicate abiogenesis in conditions simulating the early Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 25, 2012, 05:39:06 pm
Scientists uphold Satanic lie of old Earth

Obama uses Koran as toilet paper, eats baby back ribs, and kills Osama Bin Laden personally to prove he's not a Muslim
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 25, 2012, 06:23:39 pm
Obama clearly fakes his attempts to prove he's not a commie Nazi Muslim Atheist Pinko Nigger President

Explorers discovers fantastic land populated by mushroom men, using pipes as a system of travel (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuperMarioBros)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 25, 2012, 06:59:44 pm
Experts say Communist Mushroom Kingdom might own weapons of mass destruction

Bill O'Reilly has near death experience, says he talked to Allah and Muhammad.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 25, 2012, 07:24:07 pm
Conservative patriot brainwashed by Muslim terrorists

Republicans burn Dixie Chicks CDs while chanting "Heil Bushler!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Iczerfour on January 25, 2012, 07:36:01 pm
Home grown Scientist Opens dimensional portal to Equestria in hopes of escaping Fundies. 

World Gets overrun by parasprites that only eats Random objects!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 26, 2012, 11:29:35 am
Plague of locusts mentioned in the Bible released on the world

Interracial marriage legalized in America
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vermicious Knid on January 26, 2012, 01:08:27 pm
Liberal Lawmakers Viciously Attack the Sacred Tradition of Marriage, Will People Be Marrying Their Lawns Next?

Rates of teen pregnancy and STDs plummet dramatically after mandatory comprehensive sex ed in schools becomes Federal law

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 26, 2012, 01:10:50 pm
Liberals obstruct God's will, murder thousands of potential unborn children by teaching deviant sexual practices

11 year old rape victim considers having an abortion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 26, 2012, 01:23:37 pm
Democrats provides tax-payer funded abortions on demand

All the GOP frontrunners come out together and say "Haha! Fooled you!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 26, 2012, 01:33:16 pm
GOP goes back on its promise to run average Americans as presidential candidates

Ground Zero mosque opens with 30 minute prayer for America's protection, prosperity, and well-being
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 26, 2012, 02:03:36 pm
Muslims offer insincere wishes to mask their insidious intents.

John Boehner crank calls Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vermicious Knid on January 26, 2012, 02:20:21 pm
Boehner's Late-Night Calls to Obama to Get Him to Do Right By the American People: Read Our Transcript of the Conversation

Famed war hero, gone rogue, assassinates the CEO of a major international corporation in his office. Suspected terrorist group pursues the suspect far and wide. (http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FinalFantasyVII)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 26, 2012, 09:01:56 pm
Plot by Muslim terrorists and Liberals to overthrow goverment all over the world has begun

People and creatures from multiple worlds travel to Earth to join high-stakes tournament. Experts predict ticket sales will soar high in the first few days alone. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/SuperSmashBros?from=Main.SuperSmashBros)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on January 26, 2012, 10:17:47 pm
Demons Summoned for Secular Enjoyment

A random interesting thing happens
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 27, 2012, 12:24:38 am
Liberals, gays, Clinton's penis are sure to be responsible for whatever just happened

Newt Gingrich rapes and murders 9 year old girl, hunts homeless people for sport, and firebombs a hospital because the people in there should "quit being sick and get a job"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 27, 2012, 12:29:51 am
Gingrich unleashes new Health Care Plan.

Muslim terrorists surrender to President Obama and admit they may have overreacted a bit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 27, 2012, 02:26:51 am
Muslim President Allies With Enemies!!!

Obama Admits He Watches My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and LOVES It
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 27, 2012, 02:45:19 am
Obama Prefers Children's Cartoon over Presidential Responsibilities

North Korean regime falls.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 27, 2012, 04:09:20 am
God personally defeats the league of Evil

Stem Cell research finds cure for liberalism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on January 27, 2012, 07:01:56 am
God works in mysterious ways: Evil science is turned and used for good

SETI picks up a radio signal from deep space of our own pop music being beamed back at us.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on January 27, 2012, 07:20:24 am
Godless media transmitted by aliens!

Obama and Boehner* caught smoking weed.

* Is it supposed to be with an umlaut or is it actually supposed to be oe?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vermicious Knid on January 27, 2012, 09:28:26 am
Boehner Urges Obama to Repeal Health Care Reform Over Cocktails in the White House

Jesus Christ himself breaks in on a Fox News broadcast to urge Fundamentalist Christians to stop being dicks. Proof is furnished that it is really Jesus and not an imposter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 27, 2012, 10:24:33 am
This would not get reported by Fox News.

Obama increases military and defense spending by 20% for War on Terror.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 27, 2012, 10:57:28 am
Obama is throwing taxpayer's money away again!

During an interview Sarah Palin claims that Martin Luther King Jr was one of the founding fathers, the south won the Civil war and Alaska was one of the first 13 states.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 27, 2012, 12:40:39 pm
Sarah Palin stands up to liberals trying to revise history

Empire destroys Alderran with Death Star
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 27, 2012, 07:26:58 pm
Conservative regime strikes down rebels

A boy armed with strange key-shaped relic thrusted into a convoluted plot that includes mysterious terrorist organization, multiple worlds, and the assimilation of human hearts, known as "Kingdom Hearts". (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KingdomHearts)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 11:52:26 am
Violent video game comes to life

Bush and Condi Rice proven to be having an affair
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 28, 2012, 12:03:06 pm
Liberals attack President Bush for being a blowjob creator

Mitt Romney winds up being two midgets standing and one another's shoulders under a suit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 12:51:54 pm
Mitt Romney is is own vice presidential candidate

Ann Coulter releases new book that is "Mein Kampf" translated into English with "Jew" replaced with "liberal"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 28, 2012, 01:39:38 pm
Ann Coulter Bravely Tells The Truth About Liberals In New Book

A New Study Suggests That Everyone Has Latent Bisexual Tendencies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 03:01:22 pm
Scientists shamelessly promote homosexual agenda

Bush nukes entire planet, claiming that it's the only sure way to win the war on terror
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 28, 2012, 03:06:52 pm
Courageous New Approach To Terrorism Taken

The World Faces A Coffee Shortage
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 03:12:37 pm
Possible terrorist attack in Brazil

Presidential debates 2012: Obama stays cool, collected, and professional, opponent spews incoherent mix of "God", "Jesus", racial slurs, and "nookyular", drools all over podium
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 28, 2012, 03:23:43 pm
Godless Obama Disgraces Nation

Fred Phelps Is Caught Having Gay, Incestuous Sex
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 04:09:44 pm
Conservative hero corrupted by increasingly insidious gay agenda

Matthew Shephard's killers given death penalty
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 28, 2012, 04:12:41 pm
Conservative Heroes Crucified!

Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann Caught Having Gay Sex (What is it with me and gay sex today?)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 04:18:21 pm
Today's breaking story censored to protect the children

Hindus push to outlaw consumption of beef in America, stating "if Christians can make laws against gay marriage because of their religion, we can do the same thing"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vermicious Knid on January 28, 2012, 04:36:10 pm
Religious Extremists Wage War on American Diet

Gretchen Carlson and Megyn Kelly dye their hair black and gain ten pounds





Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 05:21:45 pm
More celebrity drama to distract you from real news

Gay pride parade disrupts Republican National Convention
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 28, 2012, 07:08:13 pm
Homosexuals tears apart Republican convention

Shock video of McCain and Fred Phelps participating in 2Girls1cup style coprophagia leaked into the 'Net, Obama becomes the first one to discover and watch it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 07:19:04 pm
Obama proven to be a fan of deviant scat porn

Tea Party rally includes cross-burning, chants of "Sieg Heil!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 28, 2012, 09:08:07 pm
See! Tea Party members are bilingual!

Aliens land on White House lawn. Obama makes first contact and negotiates a treaty which gives US corporations advanced alien technology for free.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 28, 2012, 10:24:15 pm
Obama fails to launch interstellar war, proves that he's soft on defense

40 million missing 2000 Gore ballots found buried in Tom Delay's backyard
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on January 28, 2012, 10:54:45 pm
Forged Ballots Discovered

Obama comes out in support of local complete streets (http://www.completestreets.org/) initiatives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 29, 2012, 04:51:28 am
Obama wants end to motoring

After a brief flash of light and thunder all mormons have disappeared from the face of the earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on January 29, 2012, 08:16:14 am
Religious Cultists Disappear: Is This Jonestown 2.0?

A Jesus lookalike comes to Earth and, after extolling the virtues of religious extremists, disappears along with them. They reemerge in stereotypical Hell - lakes of fire, souls being tortured by demons, you name it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 29, 2012, 04:17:57 pm
Jesus Christ returns

Teens arrested for posting photo online of them holding bullet-ridden Obama T-shirt (actually happened)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 29, 2012, 04:45:33 pm
Government Suppressing Freedom Of Expression Again

Criminals Start Dying.  Police Conclude That Someone Has The Power To Kill As He Pleases.  Investigation Ensues, Costing Countless Lives. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Note)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 29, 2012, 07:20:02 pm
Violent movie inspires bloodbath

Rosa Parks refuses to give up her bus seat
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 29, 2012, 07:29:15 pm
Liberal Protesters Threatening American Way of Life

Aliens communicate with Earthling scientists
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 29, 2012, 08:59:18 pm
Liberal scientist-cabal deceived by Satan

A christian conservative candidate wins the presidential election, repeals the constitution and establishes a new nation based on biblical morals. Also Manhattan is turned into a giant prison for those who refuse to follow these values.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 29, 2012, 09:00:29 pm
America Returns to Original Christian Values

Time-traveling Romans overthrow the U.S., install polytheism as state religion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on January 29, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
Pagans plan to overthrow the government, this time we're serious.

Newt wins the nomination and instead of supporting him, the Republican establishment and pundits endorses Obama. (Fox News may or may not endorse Obama over Newt in your answer).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rosenewock21 on January 30, 2012, 12:01:40 am
Renegade dissenters overthrow Republican party.

Rapture Ready is revealed to be a terrorist organization bent on overthrowing America and replacing the republic with a theocracy; believing their mods have a direct line to God and they are doing the lord's work.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on January 30, 2012, 12:10:09 am
Secularists Attack Noted Christian Activist Group

Canada annexes WA state, Washingtonians actually quite pleased
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 30, 2012, 12:14:04 am
WAR IN THE NORTH!  Are you prepared?

Ironbite-Sheamus uses Royal Rumble win to announce Ireland as the true superpower in the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 30, 2012, 12:42:28 am
Sheamus might have WMD's. Republicans call for pre-emptive strike against Ireland!

Recently found Roman archives show that Jesus of Nazareth renounced himself just before his death. Turns out it was all a practical joke that got out of hand.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 30, 2012, 01:10:03 am
Did Atheist "Archaeologists"  Forge Evidence Saying Jesus Is Fake?
We Bring In A Pastor To Find Out

A Double Blind Study Finds That People Find Shit Said By Republicans To Be More Douchy, On Average
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on January 30, 2012, 03:59:50 am
Liberals rig survey to smear good Republican's name

Yamanote Circle in Japan locked down to strange incidents involving demons and angels (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DevilSurvivor)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 30, 2012, 12:51:31 pm
Anime lovers open the gates of hell

Plot to assassinate Hitler foiled
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 30, 2012, 12:55:44 pm
Obama backs off Hitler Assassination Plan.

Council of Baptist leadership admits too much church is bad for a relationship with god.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 30, 2012, 01:03:23 pm
Baptists Prove True Christianity Is Really A Relationship With God, Not A Religion

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hits #1 in the Neilsen Raitings
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 30, 2012, 11:18:33 pm
Satanic programming gaining hold on our children

God has a press conference where he admits that all the faults in the world are because of his incompetence. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1tg46ScP8w)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on January 31, 2012, 01:54:39 am
God shows His Infinite Tolerance by accepting blame for the heinous Liberals.

Satan endorses Newt Gingrich.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on January 31, 2012, 02:17:22 am
Gingrich recieves support from Biblical figures!

Newt Gingrich turns the moon into the Deathstar and starts calling Earth Alderaan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 31, 2012, 02:31:46 am
Gingrich shows preparedness against terrorism.

A surprise entrant becomes the Republican presidential candidate. He's a conservative christian who is against christian abortion and gays. He supports gun rights and local businesses. He's also a clone of Adolf Hitler.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 31, 2012, 11:48:04 am
Jesus Christ Himself returns to Earth

Santorum proposes bill requiring homosexuals to wear pink triangles in public
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 31, 2012, 12:05:14 pm


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hits #1 in the Neilsen Raitings

Why does it seem like every third post of yours is about My Little Pony?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 31, 2012, 12:39:45 pm
Santorum Creates Program To Help Keep You From Catching The Gay

Discord appears in our world and starts creating chaos. (http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Discord)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on January 31, 2012, 01:27:20 pm
The Armageddon! Has Obama already surrendered to the Devil?

When asked which character in fiction he most strongly agrees with, Mitt Romney answers, "Aji Tae.
He has all the right ideas about what to do about the situation of the poor." (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillEmAll) Romney faces severe criticism for his choice!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 31, 2012, 01:43:40 pm
"Mitt Romney idolizes demonic anime character instead of Jesus Christ!"

FOX News investigative journalist spends a week in Denmark to learn what living under socialism is like.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 01, 2012, 03:44:04 am
Our Investigation proves the outcome of the world if it was placed under the rule of socialism

Murder case in Shibuya, Japan turns out to be connected to the otherworld (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou?from=Main.TheWorldEndsWithYou)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 01, 2012, 03:46:27 am


My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic hits #1 in the Neilsen Raitings

Why does it seem like every third post of yours is about My Little Pony?

*points to custom title*
I chose that for a reason, you know.

---
Demons Arise and Create Havoc! [I didn't click the link for spoilers and because I'm lazy/tired.]

Barack Obama Time's Sexiest Man of the Century
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on February 01, 2012, 05:06:11 am
Time Magazine reveals liberal bias!

Texas and Arizona launch a mass emigration program sending white Americans into Mexico to change Mexico's racial demographics, eventually giving an excuse to annex it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 01, 2012, 10:11:23 am
Liberal plot to get all lazy Mexicans to America revealed

President Obama repeals the 1986 machine gun ban. When asked for reason Obama claims he's worried that federal restrictions weaken US Militias too much.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on February 01, 2012, 12:50:56 pm
Obama arming domestic terrorists!

Research shows "traditional family values" are, in fact, bad for families.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 01, 2012, 07:39:05 pm
Liberals made traditional family values look bad

Camping trip member murdered by psychotic girl possessed by a vengeful bunny demon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/IrisuSyndrome)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 02, 2012, 01:00:29 pm
Atheism Linked to Murderous Insanity, Says Panel of Experts
where "panel of experts" = high-profile fundies given loaded questions about the story

A new drug is synthesized that gives its takers an intense high without side effects or physical addiction.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2012, 05:46:42 pm
Liberal scientists manufacture perfect gateway drug

Republican Christian values coalition calls for genocide against gays and the poor
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 02, 2012, 06:32:19 pm
Christian Rights Movement Gaining Traction

Anonymous hacks neo-Nazi website, finds connections to Ron Paul
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2012, 06:38:08 pm
Anonymous hacks neo-Nazi website, finds connections to Ron Paul (D)

Democratic presidential candidate supports interracial marriage
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 02, 2012, 09:55:33 pm
Liberal Politician Attacks Traditional Marriage

A video surfaces online of all the main heads of PETA cannibalizing human flesh and having a blood orgy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 02, 2012, 10:41:08 pm
Liberal terrorist group has atheistic blood orgy

Mathematical proof for god found(meaning you need maths to truly know the essence of god)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2012, 02:18:17 pm
Asians use mathmatical superiority to push heathen gods like Buddha on Christian nation

Obama proudly declares his Christian faith, pushes to ban abortion and gay marriage to prove it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 03, 2012, 03:32:19 pm
Obama Panders To Christian Right For Upcoming Elections

Daniel Ingram Honored Guest @ White House
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 03, 2012, 11:29:00 pm
President holds a lavish party for a Canadian spending millions of taxpayer money

New law allows police officers to shoot any terrorist suspect without repercussions. Due to ambiguous syntax this can also include people that get pulled away at airport security.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 04, 2012, 12:11:46 am
Rand Paul Shot In Head In American Tragedy (http://forums.fstdt.net/politics-and-government/rand-paul-detained-rep-refuses-airport-patdown/)
The Government Has Some Explaining To Do

Study Finds That Kids Who Have One Cup Of Half-Caff Coffee Per Day Do Better In School With Minimal Impact On Health
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 04, 2012, 12:47:41 pm
Liberals try to get kids to become latte-sipping pussies

Tea party members hunt homeless for sport, force middle class families at gunpoint to donate all that they own to the wealthy
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: GLaDOS on February 04, 2012, 12:53:04 pm
Liberals try to get kids to become latte-sipping pussies

Tea party members hunt homeless for sport, force middle class families at gunpoint to donate all that they own to the wealthy
Grassroots movement returns to the founding fathers' values.

I have enough deadly neurotoxin in storage to poison the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 04, 2012, 05:02:15 pm
Satan's Servant Prepared for the Apocalypse

The Eurozone collapses.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 04, 2012, 06:20:21 pm
Europe bows to American might

United States declares war on Canada over "Asses of Fire" movie
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on February 04, 2012, 11:46:54 pm
America strikes against terrorists to our north!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on February 04, 2012, 11:48:46 pm
Lack of Headlines Indicate Obama Slacking on the Job.

Stephen Harper visits America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on February 05, 2012, 12:21:48 am
America welcomes close friend

Rush Limbaugh turns to veganism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 05, 2012, 12:40:34 am
Liberal agenda claims another victim

President Obama gets tired of idots wanting a smaller government so he grants their wish by axing both the judical and legislative branches therefore making the president a de-facto dictator. This will take effect after his presidency ends.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 05, 2012, 12:57:35 pm
Obama Brings Fascism to America

Pirahã (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirah%C3%A3_language) is somehow made the official language of the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 05, 2012, 01:04:47 pm
Tiny Group of Immigrants Take Away Our Right to Speak American

Hippies go on an anti-nuclear march.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 06, 2012, 12:08:13 am
Liberal protesting for no reason again

Ray Comfort reveals he was a poe all along.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 06, 2012, 12:34:40 am
Atheist conspiracy hires lookalike actor to discredit traditional Christian beliefs.

Jesus caught in a Utah bus shelter blowing Satan for cocaine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 06, 2012, 06:30:19 am
Hippie arrested for indecent behavior

And now, for a real news headline

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDDDHs8Fsc)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 06, 2012, 05:35:13 pm
Immoral atheists demonstrate bizarre sexual fantasies

Rick Santorum is really an epic troll.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 06, 2012, 08:11:27 pm
Leftist Conspiracy Runs Deeper Than Thought, According to Shocking New Book
written, of course, by a Fox pundit

A human being acts the way a healthy, mentally-sound human being is expected to act.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on February 07, 2012, 09:35:33 am
Liberal Runs Amok

It is partly cloudy with a 20% chance of rain.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 07, 2012, 02:07:01 pm
Cold, Rainy Weather Disproves Global Warming

New Study Shows 95% of Teens Masturbate Regularly
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 07, 2012, 04:20:17 pm
Liberals corrupting our youth.

Jesus comes back and performs a miracle which gives everyone physical and mental perfection to the best of their genetic ability.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 07, 2012, 04:24:24 pm
Aliens Spit On God's Perfect Creation!

New Documents Reveal Founding Fathers Regularly Had Buttsex With Each Other
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on February 07, 2012, 06:05:19 pm
More Liberal Slander! Do these People Hate America?

The corpses of Karl Marx and Adam Smith rise from the grave and start playing cards.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 08, 2012, 01:18:55 pm
More Liberal Slander! Do these People Hate America?

The corpses of Karl Marx and Adam Smith rise from the grave and start playing cards.

Satanic rituals cause necromancy. Liberals to blame

In an exclusive tell-all book God reveals he made up the concepts of Heaven and Hell so bronze-age people would have inceptive to be good. He's certain that mankind has grown up since those times and modern man abstain from evil without some silly scare stories.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on February 08, 2012, 03:15:20 pm
Blasphemer Thinks Himself God

The Ginosaji (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y) targets Rick Santorum.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Killjoy on February 08, 2012, 04:01:39 pm
Godless Killer Targets Upstanding Moral Leader

Tensions High As Earth Makes First Contact With Extra-Terrestrial Life
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 08, 2012, 04:22:43 pm
Demons Invade!

Bestiality Declared Legal (I dunno why it would be, but this is about bizarre headlines being spun by Fox, so deal with it!)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 08, 2012, 04:42:37 pm
Gay Agenda leads to legalisation of bestiality

Author writes book claiming that the damned procreate in Hell.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 08, 2012, 06:30:47 pm
Controversial book launched

Earth struck by meteors launched by evil sentient planet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteos)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 09, 2012, 02:03:21 am
God Brings Down Holy Judgement!

Obesity Rates Plunge
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Killjoy on February 09, 2012, 02:47:09 am
If Current Trends Continue, White Americans Will Soon Face Starvation

Earth meets Equestria, immediately resulting in open warfare.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 09, 2012, 06:18:23 am
Princess Celestia owns nuclear weapons targeted at US. Cities

New law allows preschoolers to carry handguns at school for self-defense.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on February 09, 2012, 11:28:50 am
Early Gun Education Passes

Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper found alive and well in Cuba. (http://forums.fstdt.net/general-discussion/wishes-eill-be-corrupted/msg22798/#msg22798)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 09, 2012, 11:32:11 am
FSTDT forum poster found guilty of cross threading.

Barack Obama instigates program to genetically produce straight bananas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 09, 2012, 12:19:08 pm
Ray Comfort blasts Obama for altering God's perfect design of the smooth, firm, phallic, juicy...excuse me, design of the banana

Centrist Republican points out the myriad of Bible verses that command Christians to give to the poor
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 09, 2012, 12:48:22 pm
Deep cover liberal reveals himself!

Study finds that Fox News readers are willing to believe anything they've been told by Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 09, 2012, 05:01:58 pm
Fox News: Most Trusted News Source in America!

New video game released where you play Jesus during the apocalypse
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Killjoy on February 09, 2012, 06:34:37 pm
New Video Game Portrays Jesus As Slave To Human Whim

A time traveler from the distant future arrives and tells people, with proof, that 500 years from now the world is completely utopian, with no war, crime or scarcity, and advanced technology, interstellar travel, and total protection of liberties...but the United States no longer exists and everyone's either Atheist, Muslim, or Pagan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 10, 2012, 07:56:15 pm
The Rapture will happen in five centuries.

Thor and Jormugand caught on camera roasting marshmallows over an open fire provided by Loki.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 10, 2012, 08:46:23 pm
Marshmallows are of the Devil!

Jesus returns, proclaims that everyone who has ever worked at Fox is going to hell for what they did to Firefly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 10, 2012, 08:50:11 pm
Even the Devil can quote Scripture!

Thor nails Jesus to the cross again.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 11, 2012, 04:15:17 am
Jesus sacrifices himself again just like God's plan says

Vince McMahon announces that the republican presidential candidate will be decided in a Fatal Four Way wrestling match at WWE Wrestlemania 27. If shenanigans happen a rematch will be held inside a steel cage at SummerSlam 2012.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 11, 2012, 07:18:51 am
Manly Republicans Duke It Out For Leadership the American Way!

Republican senator caught during a threesome with David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 11, 2012, 07:52:22 am
Democrat senator caught during a threesome with David Cameron and Nick Clegg.

A man named Andy Cryst becomes the republican presidential candidate. He has piercing red eyes, small horns and sounds like Tim Curry. His stances on issues are:
-Abortions are good because all unborn souls belong to him
-Death Penalty is good as long as the penaltee doesn't get time to convert to Jesus
-Medicare is bad because there's no reason eternal suffering should start after death.
-Praying should be banned because it makes Satan weaker.


Also his campaign is funded (and endorsed) by Robert Murdoch.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 11, 2012, 10:03:41 am
First Promising Republican Candidiate Since Reagan Runs for Office

A center-left third party manages to attain the power and numbers of the Democratic and Republican parties.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 11, 2012, 10:57:34 am
Communists take over America

Sarah Palin confesses making a deal with the devil for her popularity
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 11, 2012, 11:21:22 am
Sarah Palin Admits to Witchcraft!

China Forgives All U.S. Debt
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 11, 2012, 11:45:53 am
Foreign Policy Talk: Is China Preparing to Invade?

An all-female joint committee is created to review all bills that would affect women's health issues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 11, 2012, 12:05:32 pm
Femnazis Shoving Abortion Down Your Throat

Newspaper Makes Sensationalist Headline About Santorum
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on February 11, 2012, 04:16:30 pm
Anti-Santorum Media Strikes Again

Rupert Murdoch smashes his head on a keyboard and publishes the results.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 11, 2012, 04:47:03 pm
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President Obama literally pulls 100 billion dollars from his ass to balance the US budget.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 11, 2012, 05:34:12 pm
President's Budget Plan "Gross and Immoral," Say Experts*
*and by "experts" we mean "FOX news commentators"

Palestinian and Israeli leadership partake in historical peace all-night coke orgy
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 11, 2012, 05:39:20 pm
Palestinians Drug Israeli Leaders At Peace Conference!

Glenn Beck's penis explodes in the middle of his show for no apparent reason
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 11, 2012, 05:41:10 pm
Homosexual Terrorists Infect Conservative Hero's Penis with Explosive AIDS

A new strain of AIDS is discovered that makes a person's genitals explode.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on February 11, 2012, 11:02:24 pm
We should have killed the gheys in the 80's before AIDS was this bad. In other news, evolutions still a lie.

Glenn Beck is found dead, with a noose around his neck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-erotic_asphyxiation) and a dildo in his ass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_play).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on February 12, 2012, 01:55:15 pm
Glenn Beck Murdered by Sex Fiend

Obama cures the common cold.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on February 12, 2012, 02:12:22 pm
Obama Puts Millions of Medical Employees Out of Work

The cast of That Guy With The Glasses is elected to office, with Doug as President, Lindsay as VP, and the rest of the crew as cabinet members.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on February 12, 2012, 05:28:13 pm
Liberal coup takes over government!

A Christian book-burning is held, where evil and Satanic books are burnt as a prayer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 13, 2012, 04:57:15 pm
Real True Christians purge library of immoral books.

Satan turns out to be the good guy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 14, 2012, 12:08:54 am
Atheist Muslim Marxists Dirty Satan Worshipers

Fetishes Become Much Less Taboo
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 14, 2012, 12:24:06 am
American Society Even More Decadent; Family Values In Decline; Gay Atheist Liberal Communists Probably Responsible

Barack Obama and Rick Santorum (now the Republican nominee) have lunch together. Santorum later tells media that he and Obama actually got along. "We both want what's best for America; we just disagree on what that is and how to accomplish it."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 14, 2012, 02:14:40 am
Rick Santorum Is A Goddamn Traitor!
We Recommend The Death Penalty

Tim Tebow Caught Sucking Cocks of Everyone on Broncos Team
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Shane for Wax on February 14, 2012, 02:25:57 am
We Warned Him Staying With Those Godless Heathens Would Pervert Him! Football is UnGodly!

Obama unveils $3.8 trillion 2013 budget calling for tax hikes on rich, more spending on infrastructure and teachers. (http://money.cnn.com/2012/02/13/news/economy/obama_budget/index.htm?hpt=hp_t1) (Yes, I know it's already a headline, but still)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 14, 2012, 06:27:00 am
Obama attacks job creators and makes it harder for them to hire people!

Rick Santorum found with frothy mixture dripping from every orifice.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 14, 2012, 08:33:16 am
Mitt Romney's polls starting to look better

Terrorist leader Jesus of Nazareth attacks Temple of Jerusalem.  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleansing_of_the_Temple)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 14, 2012, 08:44:53 pm
Dirty hippie attacks small businesses!

Japanese Princess Gives Sasha and Malia Obama a DVD Box Set of Sailor Moon
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 14, 2012, 09:53:18 pm
Filthy Japanese Perverting Daughters of Socialist Marxist Commie Nazi Atheist Muslim President

Microsoft Goes Open Source
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 14, 2012, 11:47:05 pm
American Companies Sell Out

Video games don't rot your brain, study finds
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 15, 2012, 03:12:37 am
Final Proof that God Invented Video Games.

A rabbinical research group determines that sauerkraut is good for you.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 15, 2012, 03:28:21 am
Jews Endorse Nazis!

Oral Sex Allowed By FCC On Broadcast TV Uncensored (Only Oral Sex)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 15, 2012, 03:31:37 am
Liberal lips degrade our good Christian society!

Palin and Bachman reveal that they've been trolling the fundies this whole time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 15, 2012, 02:02:31 pm
Dirty Evil Whores! Only Men Should Be In Politics

The Potomac River Turns Yellow For No Adequately Explored Reason
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 15, 2012, 02:35:49 pm
Are liberals poisoning our rivers? Find out after break

Time travelling George Washington runs for president as 3rd party candidate.

EDIT: Decided Washington would be more patriotic than Franklin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 15, 2012, 02:57:19 pm
Mysterious Newcomer In Presidential Race Out Of Touch
Yet Another Liberal In Disguise Calling For Separation of Church & State

Scientists Crack Interdimensional Portal, Allowing People To Visit Cartoons Somehow
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on February 15, 2012, 03:14:59 pm
Liberal scientists defy the laws of God's world

Photos surface of Ron Paul shaking Skorzeny's hand.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 15, 2012, 04:02:21 pm
Ron Paul: Just Another Liberal Nazi

The Moon enters double tidal lock with the Earth, can only be seen from Middle East.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 15, 2012, 05:04:49 pm
Satan shows his allegiance with muslim world

Excerpts from Ronald Reagan's diary suggest he have suffered from Alzheimer's since the beginning of his presidency.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 15, 2012, 05:14:01 pm
Tonight on FOX, a special documentary charting President Reagan's brave battle with Alzheimer's

New survey finds that 69% of Americans are in favor of allowing gays to wed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 15, 2012, 05:31:12 pm
Liberals Rig Numbers
Priest Sets Us Straight On The Facts

Recent Discovery Reveals Founding Fathers Conceived Constitution While High

Edit:  Derp, how did I manage to mix up the [/url] and [/sup] closing tags?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on February 15, 2012, 10:18:09 pm
Historical Evidence In Favor Of State's Rights Surfaces

Obama eats white chocolate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 15, 2012, 10:58:29 pm
Obama Profits from White Slavery
(think about it)

Muslims issue a fatwa against forced marriage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 15, 2012, 11:24:37 pm
Muslims Want To Impose Sharia Law On The Rest Of Us

Satan reveals that he has donated billions to conservative candidates. In fact, nine out of every ten dollars donated to a GOP candidate in the last 20 years was printed in Hell. This is also the reason for our inflation problems.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on February 16, 2012, 01:12:44 am
Could even the Devil be redeemed in the name of Christ?

Joshua Josephson, a carpenter from Salem, Massachusetts, marries a popular politician named Andrew Christos in the first gay marriage in Washington.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 16, 2012, 01:25:15 am
Gays Invade Politics

The World Decides That Currency Has No More Worth
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 16, 2012, 03:12:48 am
God rules that rendering unto Caesar is no longer required. The Christian Church ™ now controls the monetary system.

GOP reveal that Hitler did not commit suicide in April 1945. He used a time machine invented by Nazi scientists and travelled forward in time to 2012. He has just announced his late entry into the running for presedential candidate for the Republican party. When tasked with the requirement for presedential candidates to be US born, he claimed that his Austrian birth was 'all Jewish lies' and that he had been born in Brooklyn. Twice.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 16, 2012, 03:16:24 am
Conservative Savior Returns

Televangelist programs drops in ratings. On the other hand, shows like MLP, South Park, and Spongebob is nominated for various awards
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 16, 2012, 08:40:03 am
Liberal bias in media growing

Arnold Schwarzenegger nominated for GOP presidential candidate in 2016. Democrats demand to see his US. birth certificate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 16, 2012, 09:43:49 am
He said he would be back - and he is!

Fred Phelps starts selling samples of his knob cheese on eBay. (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 16, 2012, 06:58:15 pm
Ensure your child grows up Straight and Religious with Phelps' innovative new product.

The gateway to Heaven is discovered and people there say it's not that great really.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 17, 2012, 12:36:17 am
Heathens try and undermine Christianity!

Studies show that playing video games improves hand eye coordination and timing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 17, 2012, 04:49:42 am
Satan's Army use video games to recruit minions!

Politician says that illegal Mexican labour is crucial to the workings of American economy
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 17, 2012, 06:16:20 am
Socialist wants to destroy job creators

A "study" by Christian Family Values Institute finds that Jesus would most likely vote for Rick Santorum.
Study funded by Rick Santorum 2012 campaign
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 17, 2012, 01:07:10 pm
Santorum is a godly candidate!

Metalheads, punks, bikers, etc. all get together to form their own version of the Peace Corps.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 17, 2012, 01:47:19 pm
Satanists unite to recruit members across the globe

Glenn Beck joins MSNBC for his new program called "Why Big Government is so good"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Bright Angel on February 17, 2012, 01:49:31 pm
Glenn Beck is a Commie Traitor

New evidence proves that Nero in fact persecuted EVERY religion during his reign not just Christians
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 17, 2012, 02:46:45 pm
Christians were more persecuted than other religions in ancient Rome

New religion which worships the US. Founding Fathers(+Jesus) as prophets is formed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 17, 2012, 06:57:26 pm
Praise Jayzus and Washington!

Following the election of Rick Santorum to the Presidency, the State of Israel severs diplomatic relations with the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 17, 2012, 07:14:25 pm
Scumbag Jews Betray New Godly President!
Aren't you glad they're going to hell?

Wealthy Philanthropist Declares He Will Foot The Bill For All Laundromats in NYC For One Year;
Millions Of Poor People Can Now Do their Laundry For Free For That Year
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 18, 2012, 12:26:52 am
Wealthy Capitalist Declares He Will Foot The Bill For All Laundromats in NYC For One Year;
Millions Of Poor People Can Now Do their Laundry For Free For That Year

Rupert Murdoch converts to Satanism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 18, 2012, 03:02:13 am
Fox News Answers To One True God

Forum Poster Fails To Put Snarky Wharblgarbl Spin On Headline
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 18, 2012, 06:56:43 am
Liberals lazying their way through life again

And now a double feature(must do both)

1) President Obama admits he once had to answer and urgent presidential phone call while sitting on the toilet.

2) A couple of weeks later Ronald Regan's staff tell that old Ronnie often had lengthy telephone conversations with foreign heads of state while taking a shit.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on February 19, 2012, 08:42:00 pm
Obama Attempts To Mimic Reagan, Fails In Dedication and Stamina

Studies show that playing D&D actually increases your faith in God.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 19, 2012, 09:09:34 pm
10 Reason Why You Should Play D&D

Study Shows That Cartoons Give Little Kids A Boost By Subconsciously Increasing Their Vocabulary
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 20, 2012, 02:51:54 am
Liberals Corrupting Children Through Cartoons!

The Pope does a 180 on the entire child molestation thing, proclaiming that henceforth, any Catholic priest found guilty of child molestation by a church trial shall be burned at the stake. He then goes through with it, burning three priests alive in St. Peter's Square.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on February 20, 2012, 02:28:38 pm
Whore of Babylon getting more active - Is the Rapture nigh?

Study finds that gays are better parents than straight people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 20, 2012, 02:55:10 pm
More Gay Activist Propaganda Released

Creationist Theme Park Loses Tax-Exempt Status
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 20, 2012, 04:07:39 pm
Liberal goverment attacks first amandment rights of innocent christians

Texas secedes from the union. President(and head of state church) Rick Perry instates a christian theocracy and flat rate taxing in the new constitution. Republic of Texas becomes a third world country within a year. 

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 20, 2012, 05:20:52 pm
YEEEEEEEE-HAWWW!
Texas returns to its rugged individualist roots

The aforementioned Republic of Texas declares war on all Islamic countries, starts huge international crisis by attempting to bomb Mecca.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 21, 2012, 03:50:06 am
Republic of Texas takes bold step in combating the Muslim threat


Continuing with the chain,

Al-Qaeda retaliates by nearly-successful attempt on Pres. Rick Perry's life
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 21, 2012, 05:17:33 am
Muslim terror death apocalypse scenario murder kill chinese burn attempt foiled by Christian secret service agent.

POTUS Perry authorises retaliatory strikes on Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus and Seoul (Sarah Palin is his geography adviser and the airforce were having a four-for-three special on nukes that day).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 21, 2012, 03:40:44 pm
BRAVE TEXAN TROOPS CONTINUE THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL, NO MATTER WHERE IT LURKS!

South Korea retaliates, sending its battlecruisers (http://wallpapers.freewallpapers.im/images/2011/02/1366x768/starcraft-2-battle-cruiser-2701.jpg) against Texas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 21, 2012, 05:43:06 pm
Team America to kick Kim Jong Il's ass again

Santorum pledges to make gays wear pink triangles in public if elected president
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 21, 2012, 08:31:56 pm
Santorum exposes the homosexual agenda!

Refugees flee war-ravaged Texas, leading many in Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana to call for curbs on illegal immigration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 22, 2012, 12:02:50 am
Muslim terror death apocalypse scenario murder kill chinese burn attempt foiled by Christian secret service agent.

POTUS Perry authorises retaliatory strikes on Tehran, Baghdad, Damascus and Seoul (Sarah Palin is his geography adviser and the airforce were having a four-for-three special on nukes that day).

Shouldn't it be POTROT (President of the Republic of Texas)?  I mean, the headline is part of the Perry chain, right?

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Scumbag Illegals Invade Amarica

Students Who Masturbate Regularly Get An Average Of One Letter Grade Better GPA Than Those Who Don't, Study Shows
Findings Suggest That Actual Interpersonal Sexual Relations Are An Insignificant Factor, and May Possibly Have a Small Negative Correlation

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 22, 2012, 02:42:32 am
Liberal commie Muslim homosexual pervert paedophiles deliberately falsify data in self abuse study.

Santorum is outed as Fred Phelps's love child.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 22, 2012, 02:48:35 am
Santorum: Son of a True Man of Jesus

The Republic of Texas collapses into barbarism. Cannibalism widespread.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 22, 2012, 04:55:46 am
God turns Texas into Hell on earth, as warning to all of the world's inhabitants

POTROT Rick Perry publicly boils and eats a baby alive, having descended into full insanity
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 22, 2012, 06:39:43 am
President Perry shows resourcefulness in a difficult situation of nationwide starvation

Since Repulic of Texas has no Health & Safety institute a large meat corporation decides to sell million pounds of expired beef to the market. Since Republic of Texas has no public health care million people die of food poisoning as a result.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on February 22, 2012, 09:14:57 pm
Liberal Corporation Wages Biological Warfare on Hardworking Texans

The survivors of the food poisoning incident leave Texas and go to New York, Iowa, and New Hampshire (and any other states I'm missing that recognize SSM).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 23, 2012, 03:13:15 am
Tainted Meet Turns Tens Of Thousands Into Worthless Faggots!

A Story Combo Is Broken!  Texas Erects Iron Curtain and No More Media Can Get In Or Out!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 23, 2012, 04:53:41 am
Lone Star State Free from infection by liberal commie Muslim homosexual deviant paedophile press.

New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arksas and Louisiana erect a massive steel barrier around the Texan iron curtain.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on February 23, 2012, 08:07:46 pm
Liberals provoke rivalry between the Bible states

The Republic Of Texas fully descend into utter chaos. President Rick Perry reveals himself to be Beelzebub and attacks America with a horde of demons and undead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2012, 08:11:34 pm
Satan Stages Fake Armageddon, Real Antichrist Still Liberal

Person Who Will One Day Become Warlord-Ruler Of What Was Once Nebraska Born In Omaha Hospital

http://www.theonion.com/articles/person-who-will-one-day-become-warlordruler-of-wha,27406/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/person-who-will-one-day-become-warlordruler-of-wha,27406/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2012, 01:22:16 pm
Jesus Christ Himself returns to Earth

Republicans and teabaggers chant "Fuck the poor!" at RNC
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ranger_Joe on February 24, 2012, 01:30:54 pm
Republicans and Teabaggers valiantly defend against Class Warfare at RNC.

Jesus returns, calls Repubs and Teabaggers "snakes and money changers", brings peace to earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2012, 01:33:10 pm
Socialist anti-American community organizer attacks true Christians, puts millions in defense industry out of work

Teabaggers drive around mugging poor people and forcing them to give what little they own to the rich
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2012, 01:42:04 pm
Patriots Take a Stand Against Socialist Welfare State

It is discovered that Ron Paul wrote many racist and homophobic letters prior to becoming a Presidential candidate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2012, 01:57:02 pm
Ron Paul takes a stand against anti-white, anti-straight bigotry

Obama conducts himself eloquently in presidential debate, opponent just sits there and drools
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on February 24, 2012, 09:55:20 pm
Liberals kidnap upstanding citizen, replace him with a malfunctioning android; Obama uses teleprompter

An android runs for president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2012, 10:08:37 pm
Hostile Foreign Power Plots Takeover of U.S.

In an alternate timeline, the Japanese and the Germans won WWII.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 25, 2012, 01:11:44 pm
All hail our glorious conquerers!

Troubled teen records video explicitly blaming his actions on bullying and not video games before going on shooting spree
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 25, 2012, 03:10:41 pm
If only those kids had had guns of their own, this wouldn't have happened!

Video emerges revealing that a spate of gay teen suicides at one school was actually the result of a group of bullies deliberately making their lives a living hell with the intent that they would commit suicide. Then it turns out that one of the supposedly "gay" teens was straight, religious, and had aspirations to join the priesthood.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 25, 2012, 04:10:13 pm
Anti-Christian bigotry rears its ugly head again in a video that slanders Christian students standing up for their beliefs

Aformentioned bullies that caused gay teens to commit suicide arrested, parents of bullies targeted in lawsuit
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 27, 2012, 10:13:40 am
Boistrous behaviour and gentle hazing misunderstood by liberal fascist commie parental group.

Santorum admits to having had a sex change when a teenager - and a reversal when she joined the GOP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 27, 2012, 11:17:10 pm
Santorum overcame transsexuality by the power of Jesus, and so can you!

The American Psychiatric Association condemns children's beauty pageants, declaring them a form of child abuse.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 27, 2012, 11:18:14 pm
Liberal Scientists Attack Cherished American Pastime

Amy Chua.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 28, 2012, 03:07:04 am
The very existence of liberal Chinese commie author threatens the Great American Way of Life.

Secretly shot footage of Fred Phelps digging up a corpse and buggering it is released on the WWW.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 28, 2012, 04:00:25 am
Obscene web video demonstrates need for tougher Internet security laws.

Assassination attempt on President Obama narrowly foiled, gunman was wearing Tea Party slogans all over clothes and claimed he was protecting America from the illegitimately-elected Kenyan Muslim communist in the White House.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on February 28, 2012, 08:07:31 am
Liberal fascist pinko commie homosexual Muslim paedophile pervert false flag operation foiled by Christian secret service agent's vigilance.

Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman's new cookery show is cancelled after the first episode in which both actually failed to get water to boil.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 29, 2012, 02:03:10 pm
Liberals sabatoge cooking show, show disrespect for special needs GOP women

Santorum promises to ban oral sex, anal sex, premarital sex, sex toys, all forms of pornography, all sexual positions except missionary, and any sex for pleasure and not procreation if elected president, is suspiciously silent on rape and pedophilia
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on February 29, 2012, 02:04:29 pm
Conservative hero fights deviants and keeps personal freedoms!

A political independent is elected to the white house instead of a Republican or Democrat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 29, 2012, 02:45:24 pm
Socialists place stealth puppet into White House

Obama turns his skin white a la Michael Jackson and changes his name to John W. McBush to prove he's not a Muslim
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 01, 2012, 02:53:43 am
Muslim President disrespects his faith.

Talking of Michael Jackson...

GOP announces that Bubbles, MJ's former chimpanzee, has been selected to run as a Republican candidate in November 2012.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 01, 2012, 12:06:26 pm
Best GOP candidate in years discovered!

Tea Party senator proposes bill to turn poor people into soylent green
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on March 01, 2012, 12:13:00 pm
Even monkeys are smarter than liberals!

An openly gay atheist middle eastern president is elected.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 01, 2012, 12:37:27 pm
GOD punishes America for not praying hard enough

Jews across the world rejoice as the real messiah comes along. To prove his powers he regrows amputated limbs to every amputee in the world.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 02, 2012, 01:53:32 pm
Satan's power corrupts world Jews!

A talking lungfish shows up on the Senate floor in the middle of the debate, tells people to vote "blah" then leaves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 02, 2012, 02:34:42 pm
(click to show/hide)

Scientists Mess With The Natural Order By Creating Monster!

Psychic Powers Are Real, Ala Psychonauts
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 02, 2012, 02:38:07 pm
Demonic Possession Epidemic!

Republican Congressman convicted of voter fraud
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 02, 2012, 02:40:48 pm
Republican Candidate wins landlide!

Israel nukes Iran.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 02, 2012, 07:31:56 pm
Israel Strikes Back Against Islamic Menace!

Every employee of News Corp has a fatal heart attack.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 03, 2012, 05:42:20 pm
Introducing the new, sexier Fox News readers

Study finds that 70% of conservatives would fail to pass the US citizenship test.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on March 03, 2012, 09:24:48 pm
U.S. Citizenship Test Shows Liberal Bias

Obama endorses Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 04, 2012, 04:13:41 pm
Obama promotes misogyny

Sauron is gathering a massive army of orcs to take on the Last Alliance of Elves and Men
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on March 06, 2012, 05:22:54 am
New Republican candidate brings his own supporters!

Rush Limbaugh chokes on a condom.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 06, 2012, 05:27:08 am
Birth Control leads to death

Obama's favorite TV show is Lost
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 06, 2012, 02:35:44 pm
People who watch Lost hate America and are commies

Rick Santorum proposes bill requiring people to get government approval before having sex
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 06, 2012, 04:07:24 pm
Rick Santorum Wants Bold New Legislation To Promote Family Values!

A Man Eats Burritos; Says They're Fucking Delicious!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 06, 2012, 11:40:33 pm
LIBERALS PUTTING MIND CONTROL COMPOUND IN BURRITOS!!!one!eleven

An episode of MLP is interrupted ala Max Headroom with this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f89T1WjJ0w
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 07, 2012, 12:00:26 am
Video game agenda infiltrating kids shows.

A jock, a gamer chick, a preppy girl, and a kid in a trenchcoat play D&D at their local library, creating little fuss or distraction.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 07, 2012, 02:18:15 am
Demonic Game Draws In Several Members From Various High School Cliques
We Offer Tips On How To Protect Yourself

The Most Difficult Song Ever In Rhythm Games Finally FC'd!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 09, 2012, 01:37:43 pm
Youngsters Devote Life to Satanic Video Game!

Poor, ethnic minority woman has an abortion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 09, 2012, 04:47:27 pm
Slut murders her baby!

Ragnarok occurs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 09, 2012, 06:13:57 pm
Slut murders her baby!

Ragnarok occurs.
Scary Pagan Witchcraft!

Christine O'Donnell is the harbinger of the End Times.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 10, 2012, 03:07:22 am
Witch Pawn of Satan

New Guinness Record Set For Largest Orgy Ever
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 10, 2012, 10:32:15 am
2012 Republican National Convention a huge success

In alternate history George W Bush uses the 9/11 attacks to pull a Palpatine and is named the emperor of the Earth by the UN in 2012
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on March 10, 2012, 11:00:38 am
Huge Win for GOP, America!

Obama win re-election with 85% of the popular vote and carries a majority of traditionally red states, including the whole bible belt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 10, 2012, 01:24:15 pm
Scary black man deceives traditional Christian states

Christine O'Donnell and Rick Santorum team up to ban masturbation
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 10, 2012, 04:12:48 pm
Godly Christians prevent Self Abuse

Left-wing economist advocates a more even distribution of wealth
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 10, 2012, 04:30:29 pm
Commie Doesn't Know How To Shut His Mouth

All Livestock Disappears, Forcing Humanity To Either Hunt Feral Creatures Or Go Vegan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 10, 2012, 05:54:43 pm
PETA Declares War on Humanity

Richard Dawkins beats the Pope in an arm wrestling competition
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 10, 2012, 08:05:59 pm
Cheating liberals!!!!

Discord comes and deposes President Obama; his first order of business is to destroy Liberals and Conservatives alike
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 10, 2012, 09:08:32 pm
404

Jesus Returns, Revealed To Be Two Children Standing On Each Others' Shoulders
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on March 10, 2012, 09:17:44 pm
Jesus Returns, Brings Holy Spirit With Him

Aurora Borealis visible in Texas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 10, 2012, 09:18:43 pm
Global Warming Proved a Hoax

Kony 2012
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 10, 2012, 09:45:43 pm
Global Warming Proved a Hoax

Kony 2012
Obama's Private Army

Stephen Colbert Wins Presidency as a Write-In
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 11, 2012, 01:49:14 am
Oh Fuck We're Screwed

The ice caps melt, flooding the entire world. Liberals escape by riding dolphins; conservatives all drown.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2012, 06:37:02 pm
Well, there are no liberals at Fox, so there's no headline to make.

Study Shows That Moderates Tend To Get Better College Grades Than Both Liberals and Conservatives
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 11, 2012, 06:38:46 pm
Study Proves that Liberals are Unintelligent

The CEO of Kony 2012 is friends with the head of the Family Research Institute.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 11, 2012, 09:19:29 pm
Kony 2012 shows family values

Bunch of tea party members are caught trying to bomb Mecca.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 11, 2012, 09:55:25 pm
Brave Attempt to Thwart Islamic Extremism Foiled

A video game is released that contains only shooting people point-blank in the face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 12, 2012, 12:00:08 am
NRA Advertising Campaign sways millions

US Invades Canada
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 12, 2012, 01:02:24 am
Evil monarch defeated!

The SEAL team that killed Osama Bin Laden comprised entirely of gay black atheists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on March 12, 2012, 08:16:09 am
US Navy SEALs kill bin Laden.

Dunken Doughnuts has "buy 6 doughnuts, get 6 free" sale
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 12, 2012, 12:33:46 pm
Dunken Doughnuts celebrates american values!

Rick Santorum goes on a PR hunting trip to toughen up his family man image. He then shoots a member of the press
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 12, 2012, 02:08:47 pm
Santorum takes out commie liberal journalist trash!

Scientists create new technology that allows you to communicate with all the great minds throughout history.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 12, 2012, 07:32:00 pm
Santorum takes out commie liberal journalist trash!

Scientists create new technology that allows you to communicate with all the great minds throughout history.

SCIENTISTS RAISE THE DEAD WITH THEIR SATANIC POWERS!

Obama runs into a burning church and rescues eight children (the fire department got the rest).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 12, 2012, 07:36:33 pm
Obama demonstrates reckless nature by messing about in burning buildings

People the US government is in debt to call in the debt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 12, 2012, 09:17:21 pm
Communists seek to destroy American economy!

Neil de Grasse Tyson announces that he will be seeking the Democratic nomination in 2016. His running mate will be General David Petraeus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 17, 2012, 07:23:42 pm
The Devil Went Down To The US

...in 2016

FOX News reporter shot dead by a KKK member
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 17, 2012, 07:31:14 pm
The Devil Went Down To The US

...in 2016

FOX News reporter shot dead by a KKK member
News Corp Mourns Suicide of Valued Employee

Obama Arrests Joseph Kony Single-Handed
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on March 18, 2012, 02:23:01 am
Another un-Constitutional war waged by Obama against Christian activists!

Videos surface of Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck and Sean Harris having a circle-jerk.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 18, 2012, 02:59:19 am
Great Conservative Leaders Enjoying Themselves

A new study finds that churchgoing Christians have a much higher rate of cancer than the general population. Upon further inspection, it turns out that crucifixes are innately radioactive, emitting dangerous levels of gamma radiation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 18, 2012, 06:39:41 am
Scientific proof for the holy spirit found!

Christian extremeists kidnap adopted children of a gay couples and raise them on a fundamentalist farm in Alabama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 18, 2012, 07:23:35 am
Alabamans Stand Up for Biblical Values

Latin American country elects a socialist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 18, 2012, 07:52:14 pm
Commies Takes Over Latin America

Christians, Muslims, and Jews held a fundraiser for LGBT people
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Cloudy on March 18, 2012, 08:11:48 pm
LGBT community rejects mercy shown to them by the religious and continue to pursue sinful lifestyle

Rush Limbaugh is discovered to be a male prostitue....and Rick Santorum is his client.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 19, 2012, 01:11:41 pm
Rick Santorum is a job creator

Mormons posthumously convert Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 19, 2012, 01:21:20 pm
Great President Revived and Refudiates Attempt at Mormon Conversion.

Documentary evidence is found that Sarah Palin was married to her cousin at age 13 - and that the marriage was never anulled.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 19, 2012, 01:32:45 pm
Great President Revived and Refudiates Attempt at Mormon Conversion.

Documentary evidence is found that Sarah Palin was married to her cousin at age 13 - and that the marriage was never anulled.
Palin Supports Biblical Marriage

Survey Shows that Chocolate Favorite Ice Cream Flavor of Liberals
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 19, 2012, 05:37:35 pm
Evil Liberal Commies Indulge in sinful ice cream pleasure!

Republican candidate confesses that he only cares about the 1%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 19, 2012, 06:30:57 pm
Evil Liberal Commies Indulge in sinful ice cream pleasure!

Republican candidate confesses that he only cares about the 1%
Mitt Romney Loves Job Creators!

God and Satan to be Gay Married
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 19, 2012, 11:34:33 pm
Satan for gay marriage

Michelle Bachmann found to be an escaped mental patient who killed the original Michelle Bachmann and assumed her identity in the 80's.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on March 20, 2012, 02:54:56 am
Bachmann shows initiative and daring!

Morgoth shows his support for the GOP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 20, 2012, 01:39:12 pm
GOP gains an powerful ally.

All GOP Presidential nominees to star on a new reality show.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 20, 2012, 02:58:46 pm
GOP gains an powerful ally.

All GOP Presidential nominees to star on a new reality show.
New Season of 'The Apprentice' This Fall!

Scientists Develop Energy Source That Produces 0 Emissions/Waste
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on March 20, 2012, 06:41:56 pm
Oil Industry Threatened

Rick Santorum confesses deep admiration of Adolf Hitler.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 20, 2012, 07:38:31 pm
Rick Santorum respects conservative hero!

Limbaugh tells a dick joke while on air.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 21, 2012, 07:29:43 am
Rush Limbaugh shows he's not sexist by making fun of men too.

In alternate reality United States wins WWII together with Germany.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 21, 2012, 02:05:05 pm
America, Fuck Yeah!

Obama Caught In Bathroom Stall With Santorum
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 21, 2012, 03:51:15 pm
OBAMA GAY!

One Sunday afternoon, all places of worship in America swap positions. Interestingly, the Crystal Cathedral finds itself in Westboro, Kansas, just across the street from a sizable mosque. When a tornado hits that evening, most of the townspeople decide to take refuge in the (stone) mosque, and subsequently survive. The Crystal Cathedral, on the other hand, is wiped out, and the entire Phelps clan (who were protesting outside the mosque) is shredded by broken glass.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on March 21, 2012, 05:52:26 pm
God Tests The Faith of the Faithful

Scientists discover that chocolate boosts your intelligence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 21, 2012, 07:39:55 pm
Scientists spew liberal propaganda to help french industry

Alabama schools replaces school lunches with .22 caliber rounds so pupils can hunt their own meals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 21, 2012, 07:51:23 pm
Scientists spew liberal propaganda to help french industry

Alabama schools replaces school lunches with .22 caliber rounds so pupils can hunt their own meals.
Alabama Schools Uphold 2nd Amendment

Obama Reveals That He is Jesus In Disguise
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 21, 2012, 08:01:21 pm
Obama Reveals That He is Jesus SATAN In Disguise

Three campers found dead in the middle of a forest, murderer thought to be a "Bunnygirl Witch Extraordinaire" (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/IrisuSyndrome)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 21, 2012, 08:20:32 pm
Video Game inspires murders

Rupert Murdoch converts to mormonism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 21, 2012, 09:15:40 pm
Rupert Murdoch Embraces New Religion

Ayman Al-Zawahiri declares that, after much introspection, he now believes that Osama bin Laden was an evil blasphemer who corrupted Islam and led many men into committing horrible sins. He vows to disarm Al-Qaeda, and devote the rest of his life to charitable causes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 22, 2012, 06:31:18 am
Al Qaeda to get new Rag Head boss.

Queen Elizabeth II admits extra marital lesbian relationships with RC nuns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 22, 2012, 07:58:40 am
QE II admits she has made mistakes in the past

Controversial 19th amendment allowing women to vote passed by the House of Representatives
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 22, 2012, 01:31:37 pm
QE II admits she has made mistakes in the past

Controversial 19th amendment allowing women to vote passed by the House of Representatives
House Democrats Seek to Destroy Constitution

George Bush Surrenders to World Court for War Crimes Accusations
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 22, 2012, 03:52:17 pm
Bush Defends America's War Record

Moderate Muslim Becomes Prime Minister Of Israel
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 22, 2012, 03:57:14 pm
Bush Defends America's War Record

Moderate Muslim Becomes Prime Minister Of Israel
Terrorists Invade Israel

George Bush Convicted of War Crimes by World Court
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on March 22, 2012, 04:52:46 pm
ICC In Hands of Anti-American Radicals

Rick Santorum caught in the middle of unsavoury acts with a goat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 22, 2012, 06:11:46 pm
Santorum Raped by Goat
*Said goat was probably a liberal and a Muslim

Palestine is granted statehood by the UN.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 22, 2012, 07:28:11 pm
Santorum Raped by Goat
*Said goat was probably a liberal and a Muslim

Palestine is granted statehood by the UN.
Sarah Palin, "UN pal-ing around with terrorists"

Crazed Gunman Claims he Acted on Behalf of Jesus & Allah
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 23, 2012, 02:42:07 am
Crazed Gunman Claims he Acted on Behalf of Allah

Peasants in Boston throw perfectly good tea onto the sea.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on March 23, 2012, 03:16:36 am
Liberal Terrorists Commit Infamous Act of Vandlism Resulting in Losses of Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars to the East India Company.

Rick Perry doesn't know how to read.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 23, 2012, 03:22:04 am
Liberal Terrorists Commit Infamous Act of Vandlism Resulting in Losses of Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars to the East India Company.

Rick Perry doesn't know how to read.
Rick Perry Advocates Homeschooling*

Obama donates to Mitt Romney's presidential campaign

*probably not something a home-schooled person should be saying... >_>
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 23, 2012, 03:30:27 am
Obama attacks Rick Santorum's presidential campaign

Canada and Mexico buy the United States for 15 trillion dollars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 26, 2012, 05:02:06 am
Obama sells out to Liberal Pinko Commie Faggot Lesbian Islamo-Muslim Canucks and Mexico.

Obama rents out part of the Whitehouse to some Amish who set up a cheese factory.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on March 26, 2012, 12:39:32 pm
Obama attempts to corrupt hardworking Amish with socialism.

Somebody clones Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then puts Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, puts Hitler's brain in the T-Rex's body, and puts the T-Rex's brain in Jesus's body.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 26, 2012, 02:03:30 pm
Obama attempts to corrupt hardworking Amish with socialism.

Somebody clones Jesus, Hitler, and a Tyrannosaurus rex, then puts Jesus's brain in Hitler's body, puts Hitler's brain in the T-Rex's body, and puts the T-Rex's brain in Jesus's body.
Jesus has Returned!

Creation Museum Destroyed by Earthquake
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 26, 2012, 02:18:18 pm
God testing his people.

The Chinese buy News Corp.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 26, 2012, 04:35:02 pm
God testing his people.

The Chinese buy News Corp.
News Corp. Welcomes Benevolent New Owners

President Wins Breakdancing Competition
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 26, 2012, 10:23:51 pm
Obama wastes time in dancing competition

Bomb rips through OWS protest. Evidence points to the KKK
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on March 27, 2012, 02:58:15 am
God's righteous justice is meted out to pinko liberal commie scum fascist Muslim faggot Demiocrat paedophile hippies.

Santorum admits running an illicit abortion clinic for underage Baptist schoolgirls.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 28, 2012, 04:40:30 pm
Santorum for privately run healthcare

Republicans blame nation's financial woes on jews.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 28, 2012, 06:37:40 pm
JEWS RESPONSIBLE FOR NATION'S FINANCIAL WOES

A teenage girl who is being bullied heavily in school, just because she uses birth control for medical reasons, calls into the Rush Limbaugh show. Rush belittles her and calls her a slut - if she's using birth control, she's obviously a slut. After two minutes of this, the girl says "G-d forgive me" and then shoots herself while still on the air.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 28, 2012, 10:14:21 pm
Birth control causes suicidal tendencies.

New Broadway play portrays Jesus Christ as a gay man living in modern San Francisco with the disciples.

A year later a second play portrays prophet Muhammad as exactly the same thing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 28, 2012, 11:14:25 pm
Islam Plagiarizes Christianity Again*

People With Cats Shown to be Self Loathing



*Okay, probably not; who on Fox can even spell 'plagiarized'?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 29, 2012, 01:08:22 pm
Cats Are Creatures Of Sata -

THIS IS ANONYMOUS

Westboro Baptist Church self-destructs after gay porn starring a young Fred Phelps is uncovered. Witnesses describe the scene as "so... much... blood"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on March 29, 2012, 08:49:59 pm
Hate group revealed to have ties to homosexuality.

School board receives complaints about teaching Round Earth Theory and refusing to include Giant Space Turtle Theory in the curriculum
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on March 29, 2012, 08:53:12 pm
LIBERALS INVADE SCHOOLS!!!

Video leaked into the 'Net shows Santorum having a session of extreme BDSM with an unknown, possibly underage girl. He's the Dominating one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 29, 2012, 11:59:57 pm
Santorum clearly in favour of traditional parenting.

Republicans win presidency and instate a law which requires people to register with the government before they can have sex. Then a govermnent official comes along and makes sure sex only happens in a missionary position and that nobody is having too much fun.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 30, 2012, 12:36:13 am
Santorum supports traditional values

Rush Limbaugh lays a silent but deadly on air, killing everyone in the studio.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 30, 2012, 02:41:33 am
Santorum supports traditional values

Rush Limbaugh lays a silent but deadly on air, killing everyone in the studio.
Santorum Convinces Limbaugh to Hire New Staff

Bachmann's Husband Found Covered in Santorum
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 30, 2012, 03:04:11 am
Santorum persuades voters up and close.

Santorum found in Pennsylvanian primary school boy's lavatory.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on March 30, 2012, 08:15:49 am
Have They No Shame? Liberal reporters follow Santorum into bathroom.

Rush Limbaugh shows up for work hopped up on several different drugs and spends the entirety of his airtime babbling about intergalactic narwhal-squid hybrids.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 30, 2012, 09:05:25 am
Conservative patriot secretly drugged by liberals!

Mitt Romney grows a Hitler moustache.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 30, 2012, 06:50:47 pm
Mitt Romney Sports New Look; Liberals Go Nuts

Insane bomber blows up presidential debate, killing both Obama and the Republican nominee. Bomber later issues "manifesto" composed of word salad. His stated reason: "Blue goats hate free Chinese food"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on March 30, 2012, 10:47:03 pm
Mitt Romney Sports New Look; Liberals Go Nuts

Insane bomber blows up presidential debate, killing both Obama and the Republican nominee. Bomber later issues "manifesto" composed of word salad. His stated reason: "Blue goats hate free Chinese food"
Chinese Plot to Conquer United States Kills Mitt Romney

Ron Paul wins GOP Primary
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 02, 2012, 11:09:20 am
Ron Paul is the best candidate ever! We've always supported Paul.

Ron Paul becomes president. Abolishes minimun wage and child labour laws to create more jobs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 02, 2012, 03:06:41 pm
Ron Paul takes tough action to stimulate economy!

China's economy posts growth rates of 8%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 02, 2012, 04:14:53 pm
Ron Paul takes tough action to stimulate economy!

China's economy posts growth rates of 8%.
Reduced Price on iPods!

Survey Shows That 4/3 People Bad at Math
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 02, 2012, 07:19:04 pm
Public Schools Shown to Be Inherently Flawed

Santa Christ turns Ronald E. Williams into a candy bar.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 02, 2012, 08:39:42 pm
Satan Claus uses witchcraft to destroy Christian!

meanwhile, bonus MSNBC headline:

Mmm, Tasty!

Angel falls to Earth, breaks neck
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 02, 2012, 11:35:32 pm
Satan Claus uses witchcraft to destroy Christian!

meanwhile, bonus MSNBC headline:

Mmm, Tasty!

Angel falls to Earth, breaks neck
Immigrant Expects Free Healthcare, Gets What's Coming to Him

Abortion Clinic Bombed by Pro-Lifers
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 03, 2012, 05:33:56 am
Concerned christians voice their concern on abortion.

Pictures of Mitt Romney in college show him wearing a turban, praying to allah and reading both Das Kapital and The Selfish Gene.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 03, 2012, 07:08:16 am
Mitt Romney's Wild Years!

Incident happens at Black Mesa Research Facility, causing aliens to leak in from the Xen borderworld.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on April 03, 2012, 11:03:15 am
Christian Missionaries in China Demonstrate Business Acumen


Sarah Palin markets range of clothing made from the uteri of baby seals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 03, 2012, 11:05:11 am
Sarah Palin shows cunning entrepreneurship

Chevrolet Volt is the most fuel efficient car ever made in the US
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 03, 2012, 01:16:22 pm
Environmentalists Push Unwanted Electric Cars On American People!

Lesbian soldier from Texas awarded Medal of Honor after killing one hundred and forty-seven Taliban during an ambush, saving the lives of her entire unit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 03, 2012, 02:02:51 pm
Lesbian kills 147 in a bloody shootout.

Rosa Parks sits in the front section of a bus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 03, 2012, 05:23:01 pm
Lesbian kills 147 in a bloody shootout.

Rosa Parks sits in the front section of a bus.
Michelle Obama Doesn't Know Her Place

Ghost of Steve Jobs Caught on Tape
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 03, 2012, 08:55:14 pm
Liberals tamper with videos!

Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 03, 2012, 09:01:06 pm
Anarchy Disrupting Social Order

'Plate of Nations' offers dining deals and ethnic meals

(this is an actual headline from the Seattle Times)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 03, 2012, 09:21:32 pm
Liberal Socialist dinner!

Alien Combine empire invades Earth through Xen borderworld; Wallace Breen named surpreme figurehead ruler
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 03, 2012, 10:50:36 pm
Liberal Scientists Take Over Earth! Evolution Now Mandatory In Schools

Rupert Murdoch Tests Positive For HIV
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 04, 2012, 10:55:23 am
Conservative hero poisoned with gaypox.

A liquor store robbery in Colorado turns leaves ten people dead as gun carrying customers start shooting each other in confusion. Investigation reveals the robber was armed with a toy gun.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 04, 2012, 11:48:32 am
Man Demonstrates First Amendment Rights with Toy

Black Mesa scientist Gordon Freeman wakes up from Approximately-20-year stasis, leads rebels against, kills Breen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 04, 2012, 12:29:31 pm
Anti Citizen terrorist murders beloved leader.

Kim Jong-Un shoots at civilians from his armoured train for target practice.

- as told by North Korean FOX News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 04, 2012, 01:55:19 pm
Brilliant Comrade Keeps Up His Shooting Skills, Ready To Personally Defend Against Imperialist Invaders

Aliens abduct entire population of Washington, D.C.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 04, 2012, 06:55:25 pm
Illegal immigrants abduct entire population of Washington, D.C.

Rick Santorum derp derpity derp America in Clutches of Satan derpity derp
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 05, 2012, 02:47:38 am
Santorum gives inspirational speech that will be remembered for generations.

A woolly mammoth calf is born in a Japanese zoo, the result of cloning from prehistoric DNA.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 05, 2012, 03:49:36 am
Evil Japanese scientists play God!

Ancient manuscript found from the first century claiming that Jesus was gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on April 05, 2012, 04:28:25 am
Liberal democratic commie pinko Maoist Islamo terrorist homosexual paedophile leftist fascists fake ancient document.

Jesus descends from heaven to a Baptist rally at Madison Square Gardens and preaches tolerance towards LGBT.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 05, 2012, 01:57:52 pm
Baptists Proven to be The One True Religion

New regulation introduced that limits the amount of pollution that can be created by companies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadCatTLX on April 05, 2012, 02:38:49 pm
Baptists Proven to be The One True Religion

New regulation introduced that limits the amount of pollution that can be created by companies.

Liberals oppress our right to abuse nature and make Jesus come sooner.

Head of tea party attempts to assassinate president. Arrested and dragged away screaming racial slurs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 05, 2012, 02:43:46 pm
Patriot Stands Up For Constitution

Founding Fathers Resurrected, Tell GOP to GTFO
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 05, 2012, 04:05:52 pm
Liberal Cosplayers Commit Blasphemy!

Leader of Happy Happyist cult convicted of kidnapping, gets 50 years to life without parole.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 06, 2012, 09:15:46 am
Government limits religious freedoms again.

Right after her inauguration, president Bachmann announces she will launch all US nukes to "cast the world in a like of fire" to bring armageddon like Jesus told her in a dream.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 06, 2012, 11:46:10 am
Armageddon Immanent!

Bunch of left wingers get together for festival where they discuss politics and think of resistance movements (http://www.marxismfestival.org.uk/).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 06, 2012, 01:56:37 pm
Obama Supporters Gather Together

Hitler Resurrected, runs as GOP 2012 candidate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 06, 2012, 02:05:37 pm
Best GOP Candidate Since Reagan!

Roman records from 30-33AD found; no record of Jesus' crucifixion among them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Cataclysm on April 06, 2012, 02:25:12 pm
Pagan scum destoy evidence of Jesus.

Santorum caught using a condom.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 06, 2012, 02:28:21 pm
Santorum Raped by Gays

Obama's Children Host Sleepover at White House, invite Palin Children
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Cloudy on April 06, 2012, 02:38:43 pm
Palin children successful at infiltrating liberal stronghold

The Rapture occurs, but everyone at Fox News is left on Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on April 06, 2012, 06:22:39 pm
World Purged Of Liberal Scum

Ferbies become popular among children.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 06, 2012, 08:55:08 pm
Satanism become popular among children.

Study suggests Jesus probably looked like a short, hairy middle-eastern man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 06, 2012, 10:40:38 pm
Liberal Bias Found in "Historical" Study

A genuine attack on religious freedom. As in the real deal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 07, 2012, 02:07:58 am
Republicans Protect America From Creeping Sharia!

2012 GOP Convention ends in bloody massacre; all attendees killed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 07, 2012, 06:33:10 am
Liberal Commie Scum responsible for wiping out Upstanding Americans!

Military scandal where the US was sold dodgy equipment by a big business.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 07, 2012, 11:45:02 am
Government restrictions don't let corporations test their weapons thoroughly.

Desperate for votes, Newt Gingrich promises everybody for votes for him in the primaries a free gun. Everybody who votes for him against Obama gets a free American Made SUV*

*Toyota Sequoia, Made in USA since 2001
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on April 07, 2012, 05:19:11 pm
Newt drives-by Obama in the Polls

Above average temperatures across the US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on April 07, 2012, 08:28:29 pm
High Temperatures Disprove Global Warming

Obama announces plan to nuke Iran.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 08, 2012, 12:58:16 am
Foreign Policy Talk: Has Obama Gone Too Far?

After becoming President, Santorum announces a plan to nuke Mecca and Beijing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on April 08, 2012, 01:01:30 am
Santorum is too soft on foreign policy

Santa Claus killed the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Big Foot rescued from North Pole.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 08, 2012, 02:49:45 am
War on Christmas goes bloody


Neil Patrick Harris runs for New York state senate and wins
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 08, 2012, 11:29:27 am
New York Run by Godless Homosexuals

Meteorite Hits Rupert Murdoch in Head, Killing Him Instantly
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 08, 2012, 11:33:01 am
Reality Takes Its Liberal Bias to New Extreme

Colbert admits he's a hard-right conservative, to the right of Hannity, and the purpose of his "character" was to troll everybody.

400th post :))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 08, 2012, 12:59:25 pm
Conservatives Gain Unexpected Ally

In response to criticisms of his "softness" on foreign policy issues (http://forums.fstdt.net/fstdt-lounge/the-fox-news-headline-game/msg47071/#msg47071), President Santorum uses the nation's entire nuclear arsenal on the Middle East, China, Canada, and Europe.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 08, 2012, 01:18:40 pm
Softie-Santorum refuses to attack his immigrant buddies in Mexico.

An entire website is devoted to collecting funny quotes from fundamentalists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 08, 2012, 01:36:44 pm
Website By Communist Liberals Mocks True Americans!

Fox News discovers Mudkip meme.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 08, 2012, 04:43:06 pm
Does Obama Like Mudkips?

President Obama declares war on Satan, said to be finding ways to open gates to Hell so we can send nuclear bombs through.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 08, 2012, 04:58:20 pm
President Obama wants to open the gates to Hell.


Democrat makes a reasonable suggestion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 08, 2012, 05:01:04 pm
Radical Leftist Agenda Sweeping Capitol

Deal Reached on Contested Night Raids in Afghanistan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 09, 2012, 08:11:31 am
US Getting Soft on Terrorism

George Galloway's By Election win in Bradford. (http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/art.php?id=28078)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 09, 2012, 08:38:58 pm
Communists Infiltrate UK

Michael Savage and Glenn Beck fight to the death
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on April 09, 2012, 08:58:58 pm
God Backs Beck In Upcoming Battle Against Homosexuality

Democrats announce new plans to limit birth control for women, institute new segregation policies, have mandatory Christian indoctrination in schools, and wipe out the entire Middle East with nukes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Søren on April 09, 2012, 09:08:56 pm
Democrats: Always for the wrong reasons

Julia Gillard visits USA middle schools to discuss Australian culture
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 10, 2012, 08:34:36 pm
American Schools Welcome Foreign Conservative

North Korea Invades South Korea, Defeated By Zerg Rush (as told by the North Korean FOX News)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 11, 2012, 12:34:51 am
Dear leader decides our southern brothers are not ready for the glorious revolution yet.

Republicans working on new constitutional amendment that would require people to answer "yes" to question "do you believe in god" before getting sworn into a public office.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2012, 01:27:50 am
Republicans Protecting America From Atheist Infiltration

South Korean Swarm invades North Korea. Ultralisks liberate detention camps, while Brood Lords bomb Pyongyang. A southern victory is inevitable. (By guess who?)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 11, 2012, 02:11:26 am
Global Imperialists Fake Invasion to Discredit Our Nation and People

Scientists figure out how to create other universes with a scale and intricacy comparable to our own.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 11, 2012, 03:45:33 am
Intelligent Design Proven!

Democratic senator photographed reading Ann Coulter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 11, 2012, 08:08:20 am
Liberal Hypocrisy?

News Corp HQ covered in frogs
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2012, 04:36:29 pm
Frog Legs For Lunch! BRB

Every gun on Earth misfires at the same time, killing the person holding it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 11, 2012, 05:18:37 pm
Dick Cheney Framed

Crime fighting Vigilante reduces violent crime by 20%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 11, 2012, 05:22:29 pm
Patriotic American Hero Fights Criminal Scum

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" written into the Constitution.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 11, 2012, 05:33:03 pm
Radical Secularists Suppress Religious Expression

God reveals herself to be female, having disguised herself as a man while being Jesus to gain acceptance in a male-dominated society. She leaves behind a set of stone tablets condemning misogynistic fundies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2012, 06:52:57 pm
Transvestite Attacks Family Values

Two days before the election, Mitt Romney is run over by the Fox news van.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 12, 2012, 12:25:25 am
Jeb Bush becomes the republican forerunner!

North Korea is building a giant trebuchet for launching nuclear armament because they don't have fuel for missiles.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 12, 2012, 07:52:51 am
BRILLIANT COMRADE UPGRADES EVEN TREBUCHETS WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS

During the final presidential debate, things get so heated that Mitt Romney transforms into a rhinoceros and attacks Obama. This pisses Obama off enough for him to turn into a deinonychus and fight back.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 12, 2012, 11:17:46 am
Romney Disproves Evolution, Becomes President

Leaked Tape of Bachmann/Palin/O'Donnell Three-Way
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 12, 2012, 12:07:51 pm
Conservative Women Help Each Other Out--In Their Own Special Way

A cat is observed laying duck eggs, and the observation is confirmed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 12, 2012, 02:08:50 pm
God creates mysterious hybrid animal to show his powers.

After becoming the GOP presidential nominee Newt Gingrich announces that he's going to start hormone therapy to become a woman by the start of his second presidential term.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 12, 2012, 03:02:39 pm
Gingrich Possessed by Demons!

Fox News tries to reach out to today's youth...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 12, 2012, 03:23:00 pm
New Niggas Here on Fox, bitches! #rightwingswag
(OOC: That was actually painful to type...)

Fox News' attempt to reach out to today's youth backfires horribly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 12, 2012, 03:24:53 pm
Liberals Brainwash Children!

Jesus Returns, says 'Fuck this place,' and Leaves
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 12, 2012, 03:26:41 pm
Jesus Loving Enough to Grant Evil Sinners Extra Time to Repent

A strike takes place.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 12, 2012, 04:23:00 pm
Evil Trade Unions Disrupt Economy!

Following Glenn Beck's latest tirade, a new poll shows 98% of Americans support the immediate execution of every single employee of Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 12, 2012, 05:00:15 pm
98% of Americans brainwashed by mass media!

Fox News gives the whole "youth outreach" thing another go...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: speshuled67 on April 12, 2012, 05:57:10 pm
Top 10 Conservative Messages in the "Twilight" Series


mitt romney is revealed to be an android built by the cato institute
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 12, 2012, 06:03:19 pm
Republican Party and Allies Using Latest Technology in Political Fight

The android Mitt Romney is revealed to be nothing more than a chatterbot programmed with steerotypical conservative talking-points and soundbites.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 13, 2012, 02:10:55 am
Mitt Romney is the most intelligent republican nominee since Eisenhower

Libertarians build a micronation on a old oil drilling platform. It sinks within a week because nobody was keeping tabs on the various building projects on it and only three people thought of getting lifeboats and survive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 13, 2012, 09:30:00 am
Stifling Government Regulations To Blame for Nation's Failure?

During a state dinner, President Romney sees a disembodied hand writing on the wall of the State Dining Room.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 13, 2012, 04:02:12 pm
Romney receives message from God

Student in Michelle Bachmann's district given detention and stern talking-to for beating homosexual classmate within an inch of his life
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 13, 2012, 04:50:53 pm
Student Punished for Expressing Religious Beliefs

The night after the aforementioned state dinner, Mitt Romney is assassinated as part of a military coup.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 13, 2012, 07:36:07 pm
LIBERALS SUBVERT DEMOCRACY, KILL CONSERVATIVES. ALSO, GLENN BECK'S PENIS JUST EXPLODED.

Scientist prove that the sky is blue because we are living inside the eye of a blue eyed giant named Macomber.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 13, 2012, 10:39:02 pm
WE ALL LIVE IN THE EYE OF GOD!

Fox News tries to reach out to youth yet again...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 13, 2012, 11:01:51 pm
Fox News Welcomes New Show Hosted by Insane Clown Posse

Woman reads John 3:16 in Alpha-bits Cereal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: QueenofHearts on April 13, 2012, 11:12:25 pm
Idiot Liberal Forgets She's Eating Teb-Ohs

Professional wrestling turns out to be real
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on April 13, 2012, 11:21:40 pm
BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

Cats take over the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 14, 2012, 12:23:30 am
Meow

Mitt Romney tries to reach out to today's youth using stuff popular when he was growing up...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 14, 2012, 02:28:36 am
Jesus Smites Liberal Media With Uncontrollable Laughter

A band of cannibals descends on the Fox studios. The employees are cooked and eaten alive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: speshuled67 on April 14, 2012, 02:46:09 am
Obama's manufactured food crisis hits home!


Rick Santorum declares a third party candidacy

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 14, 2012, 03:50:42 am
Godless cats take over the world.

In order to "reach out" for the urban demographic Mitt Romney records a rap single.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on April 14, 2012, 10:17:34 am
Most disliked video on Youtube: proof of Liberal Conspiracy

Rebecca Black records a new video mocking Romney for making a song even worse than Friday.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 14, 2012, 10:58:46 am
Salt in Romney's Wound!

Fox News Headline Writer replaced by 90's Kid from Atop the Fourth Wall
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 15, 2012, 09:49:13 pm
OOC: Bump
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on April 15, 2012, 10:46:19 pm
Duuuuuuuude, The Iraq War Is Totally HARDCORE

Tamora Pierce, feminist pagan fantasy writer, is placed under house arrest by the Santorum administration for her religious and political beliefs
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Aphotic Zone on April 15, 2012, 11:18:02 pm
Innocent residents protected from known witch by preemptive measures.

Glenn Beck revealed to be Osama Bin Laden's fraternal twin!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 16, 2012, 01:32:10 am
Modern day Cain & Abel revealed.

Rick Perry somehow gets into a holohaust remembrance party and makes the "My grandfather died in Auschwitz too, he fell from a guard tower" joke.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: speshuled67 on April 16, 2012, 01:49:46 am
Mitt Romney Goes Off Script! More Proof of Libs war on Humor!



Fox News headline writer is revealed to be Screech from 'Saved by the Bell'
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 18, 2012, 01:26:35 pm
NOTICE: OUR HEADLINES ARE WRITTEN BY BELOVED HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATE NICKNAMED(?) SCREECH, WHO IS ON VACATION!

Moon landing revealed to have been faked on Pluto.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 18, 2012, 07:05:39 pm
NOTICE: OUR HEADLINES ARE WRITTEN BY BELOVED HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATE NICKNAMED(?) SCREECH, WHO IS ON VACATION!

Moon landing revealed to have been faked on Pluto.

SCIENTISTS LIE!

Mysterious disease wipes out ALL THE COFFEE
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Søren on April 18, 2012, 08:45:30 pm
Liberal agenda to make Republics tired from all the hard work they do.

Scientists discover a fossil from an unknown animal on deep under the ocean
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 19, 2012, 04:03:38 am
Scientists Lie About "Missing Link" Fossil

Scientist travells to the future and reports back that it is a communist utopia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 19, 2012, 10:17:21 am
True purpose of liberal agenda revealed.

Creation scientists time travel 6000 years to the past only to find booming civilization in Sumeria and no sign of christian god.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 19, 2012, 01:54:57 pm
Creationsits Tricked by Liberal Technology

Badly written fanfiction gets published as an original work after a find and replace on the names.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 19, 2012, 04:51:43 pm
My Immortal: The New Hit Book Craze!

Fox News continues to try their "youth outreach" thing, this time by using (their version of) internet slang.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 19, 2012, 05:23:34 pm
Mitt Romney wants to tap Obama by September.

New pro-creationist law allows scientologist biology teacherers legally teach their students about the thetan theory.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 19, 2012, 08:46:26 pm
Tom Cruise is an Idiot

God Reveals Himself, Admits He Wrote Bible as a Prank
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vinroke on April 19, 2012, 09:02:58 pm
Liberals use hologram technology to mock christianity.

Gaius Julius Caesar crosses the Rubicon
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 19, 2012, 10:09:35 pm
Victorious Caesar Begins March Home

Tabloid journalism dead in America, after the long-anticipated Brad/Angelina wedding turns out to be a trap. Armed celebrities opened fire without warning, killing ALL THE TABLOID JOURNALISTS.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 20, 2012, 03:25:45 am
Liberal hollywoodists attack free speech.

Mitt Romney converts Ronald Reagan to mormonism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 20, 2012, 06:37:19 pm
Ronald Reagan Becomes a Polygamist!

A puppy is lost.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: speshuled67 on April 20, 2012, 08:54:15 pm
Sick Child's Puppy Disappears, Obama's Midnight Snack?


The GOP runs on a platform of repealing a women's right to vote

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Patches on April 20, 2012, 09:51:33 pm
GOP Seeks Return to Traditional Values

The Rapture occurs and only liberals get taken.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 20, 2012, 10:03:44 pm
JESUS WIPES OUT LIBERALS!

An adorable little girl's life is saved by an amazing new cancer treatment.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 21, 2012, 09:36:13 am
Girl survives "uncurable" cancer. It's a MIRACLE!


Imam tackles shooter aiming at Christian evangelical leader.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 21, 2012, 10:49:39 am
Muslims Oppose Second Amendment Rights

A politically-moderate Muslim woman is elected president on a platform focused around upholding civil liberties, swears on the Qur'an during her inauguration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 21, 2012, 02:48:56 pm
Muslim Harlot Attacks American Values

New movie released about a vigilante group that attack abortion doctors
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 21, 2012, 03:15:36 pm
Family Research Council Productions releases new film: "Inside Operation Rescue"

Movie critics hate "Inside Operation Rescue."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 21, 2012, 03:40:59 pm
Liberal Movie Critics Attack Pro-Life Film!

Khorne cultist replaces headline writer, writes next headline
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Aphotic Zone on April 22, 2012, 02:55:20 pm
LET THE BLOOD FLOW! Continuing war in the Middle East good for America

The RNC has a sudden infestation of chestbursters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 22, 2012, 04:14:17 pm
Everything is Fine!

Khorne cultist from before gets angry about being fired, kills and replaces entire Fox News staff.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 23, 2012, 01:37:24 am
This is Sindri, for Fox News. Tonight: Kharn the Betrayer - murderous maniac, or hell of a guy?

Abbadon's arms fall off (as reported by Khornate Fox News)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 23, 2012, 04:07:27 pm
Umm...more Michael Jackson news coming soon!

Santorum proposes bill classifying mensturation and male masturbation as murder
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 23, 2012, 04:11:40 pm
Santorum makes killing easier for everybody, Khorne pleased

The Imperium of Man kills the Khorne cultists, hijacks Fox News for themselves...including the headline writing, of course.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 23, 2012, 05:51:15 pm
Glory to The Emperor!



The Necrons kill all of the people running  Fox and replace the staff with themselves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 23, 2012, 06:47:17 pm
...

Rupert Murdoch calls in a few favors. Satan personally leads the armies of Hell to defeat the Necrons, retaking Fox Studios.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 23, 2012, 09:57:56 pm
And We're Back!

Fox News tries to be "hip" again...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 23, 2012, 10:06:00 pm
Live In-Studio Concert Starring Ted Nugent!

Ted Nugent Dies in Hunting Accident on Trip with Dick Cheney
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vinroke on April 24, 2012, 02:04:23 am
Ted Nugent savaged by deer, Film at 11


China begins democratisation. North Korea collapses
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on April 24, 2012, 05:56:06 am
Secert Underground Christian Activist Group Overthrows North Korean Pinko Commie Liberal Homosexual Scum Paedophile Government. Go Team Jesus!

Santorum propses legisaltion that would make all music with more than 80 beats per minute illegal. Offenders would automatically get the death penalty without trial.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on April 24, 2012, 11:24:48 am
Santorum tough on the Devil's music

American Airlines is funding terrorism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 24, 2012, 02:45:27 pm
American Airlines Funds Freedom Fighters in Oppressed Regions of the World

The Culture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Culture) openly makes contact with Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 24, 2012, 02:59:31 pm
Communist Aliens Visit Earth!

Proof found that Mitt Romney believes 9/11 attacks were faked using holograms.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 24, 2012, 08:01:33 pm
Was Obama Behind 9/11?

Flying pigs dive-bomb the RIAA and MPAA headquarters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 24, 2012, 09:05:51 pm
Defenders of Copyright laws attacked by COMMIE NAZI LIBERAL ATHEIST ISLAMOFASCIST TERRORISTS!!!!

Scientist finally discover the cure to cancer and shares it with the UN and WHO
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 24, 2012, 09:47:15 pm
Free cancer cure causes millions of losses to chemotherapy industry.

President Santorum bans all schooling because teachers are under the influence of Satan. Homeskooling is still ok.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 24, 2012, 09:48:32 pm
Santorum returns American education system to the way the Founding Fathers wanted it.

Pope found to be HIV+
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 24, 2012, 10:03:39 pm
Homosexuals Poison Pope

A Neopagan altar is removed from City Hall due to an ACLU suit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 24, 2012, 10:24:40 pm
Atheists remove traditional religious symbols from the public

Michelle Obama's new campaigin tells children to avoid touching hot stoves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 25, 2012, 03:34:34 am
NANNY STATE!

RIAA sues Fox over a 15-second music clip used by the Sean Hannity show, demands $1 billion in damages.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 25, 2012, 06:37:46 am
Revenge of the Copyright

WBC car-bombed by Al-Qeda
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 25, 2012, 03:47:24 pm
Muslim Terrorists Attack Christian Church

Due to a fundie (mis)interpretation of the Constitution, God gains the Republican presidential nomination; Jesus becomes VP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 25, 2012, 04:15:58 pm
A victory for the True Americans (TM)?

A Malkavian is hired to replace the headline writer...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 25, 2012, 04:31:29 pm
Hello, my name is Dug. My Master made me this collar so I could speak... Squirrel!

World-class violinist busks unrecognized in subway station for 2.5 hours. Earns $20.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 25, 2012, 08:22:01 pm
Supposed "world-class" violinist actually sucks

Rick Santorum's inauguration is disrupted when it starts to rain blood
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 25, 2012, 09:10:20 pm
There Are No Words

The Malkavian from before becomes a full-time headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 26, 2012, 01:06:12 am
Hello, my name is Dug, I am the he-

Malkavian found dead at the FOX News studio
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 26, 2012, 02:01:21 am
Demonic Menace Purged!

Shocking revelation that it was none other than George Soros who slew the Malkavian.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 26, 2012, 06:30:23 am
Democratic Hero Slew Demonic Menace!

Michelle Bachmann revealed to be a Daeva.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 26, 2012, 07:13:48 am
Aliens conspires with liberals

Obama passes a law stating that racial equality and religious tolerance will be enforced, that citizens with a known history of hate speech and crime will be put under surveillance, that groups like the KKK, WBC and others similar will be banned and its leaders and members arrested for the aforementioned hate speech and crime, and that candies will be illegal in all 50 states. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 26, 2012, 07:44:59 am
The War on Candy?

Amazons attack Washington D.C. using deadly bee weapon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 26, 2012, 10:10:35 am
OH G-D, THE BEES, THE BEES!

Session of Congress interrupted by the sudden entry of a singing goat
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 26, 2012, 03:28:58 pm
Nancy Pelosi Wastes Congress' Time

National poll shows most Americans love death metal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 26, 2012, 04:31:33 pm
Nancy Pelosi Wastes Congress' Time

National poll shows most Americans love death metal.

(OOC: hahahahahaha that headline was hilarious)

Americans Turn to Satanism - Christian Values being destroyed!

New political party founded that suggests taxing the rich and free healthcare.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 26, 2012, 05:08:14 pm
Socialist Political Party Destroying America?

Kony revealed to have actually been building up his power while exiled from Uganda, has transformed into Baal from Disgaea.

OOC: Sorry for the subliminal message.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 26, 2012, 07:07:23 pm
Satan Proven to Exist

A disgruntled former employee slips the message "FOX NEWS IS PROPAGANDA, RUPERT MURDOCH CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF" into a Fox news ticker.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 26, 2012, 08:09:23 pm
Liberal agent plants lies in ticker!

An NRA conference in San Antonio turns into a massive shootout, ultimately resulting in the death of every gun owner in the city. Curiously, all the non-gun owners survived, mostly because they were hiding while the gun owners shot each other.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 26, 2012, 09:13:06 pm
President Obama WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS!!!

Pomp and Circumstance composer found to be an actual communist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 27, 2012, 06:53:50 am
O'Reilly: INVALIDATE ALL GRADUATION CERTIFICATES!
Because, y'know, all graduated students hear Pomp and Circumstance, therefore all graduates are commies

The Sun ceases all solar activity, plunging the world into the next Ice Age (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OsuTatakaeOuendan)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 27, 2012, 07:56:42 am
GOD stops global warming

Rumor has it emperor Nero might have been a secret christian.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on April 27, 2012, 02:25:26 pm
Liberal hypocrisy!

Minimum wage gets increased by 10 cents an hour.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 27, 2012, 03:13:57 pm
New Government Regulation Will Cause Businesses to lose MILLIONS Annually.

R'ylah rises from the sea. Cthulhu invites all world leaders for tea.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 27, 2012, 03:57:06 pm
World Leaders Show Allegiance to Satan

Satan appears out of a crack in the Earth and publicly kills Obama and his family.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 27, 2012, 05:40:45 pm
"Obama Has Outlived His Usefullness" According To Satan.

Baal!Kony comes out of nowhere, challenges Satan to a duel, Satan is killed on first turn with a hit that causes 9,999k damage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on April 27, 2012, 05:43:06 pm
Righteous Christian Defeats Satan!

Evangelicals realize that their savior is a black man
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on April 27, 2012, 10:20:37 pm
Liberal racists still not keeping up with the times.

FDA approves a 'big dick' pill
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 27, 2012, 10:30:05 pm
Government encourages promiscuity!

Shooting at college stopped when shooter is hacked to death by local Society for Creative Anachronism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 27, 2012, 10:51:50 pm
Liberals: the cause of chaos

Tea Party & GOP members caught in KKK meetings
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on April 28, 2012, 01:10:23 pm
Tea Party members working hard on restoring traditional values.

After the inaugration Mitt Romney is revealed to be a robot. Liberal critics say that robots shouldn't be eligible for presidency.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 28, 2012, 02:34:41 pm
Liberals Discriminate Against Romney On The Basis Of His Robotic Origins!

A kitten plays with an alligator.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on April 30, 2012, 04:39:01 pm
OOC: [sigh]... Bumpaga!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on April 30, 2012, 08:57:29 pm
God's Mercy Revealed? Fierce Predator Plays With Innocent Baby

Someone proposes a spelling reform scheme for English, and it gains popularity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 30, 2012, 09:00:30 pm
LIBERALS TRYING TO CONTROL LANGUAGE!

Sudanese dictator Omar al-Bashir assassinated by Kofi Annan, when Annan rammed a tiny UN flagpole into al-Bashir's throat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 30, 2012, 10:40:15 pm
Islam - A Religion of Peace?

Dogs and cats start speaking English.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on April 30, 2012, 10:41:57 pm
Satan manipulates sinful animals!

Punks, goths, and metalheads combine their forces and discover a cure for cancer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on April 30, 2012, 10:46:10 pm
THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING!!!!

Tomcat beetles attack Washington D.C.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 01, 2012, 03:06:23 am
Environmentalist Freaks Raise Unholy Army

Ron Paul Says He Likes Dolan Comics
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 01, 2012, 08:12:59 pm
Environmentalist Freaks Raise Unholy Army

Ron Paul Says He Likes Dolan Comics
Ron Paul Support Homeschooling

Ted Nugent Caught Masturbating in Public
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 01, 2012, 11:34:30 pm
Liberal Media compromises Ted Nugent's right to privacy

Secret Service arrests Glenn Beck after he puts a 100 000$ bounty on president Obama's head.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 02, 2012, 12:44:08 am
Obama's thugs violate Glenn Beck's First Amendment rights.

A baby panda is born at the National Zoo.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 02, 2012, 08:07:17 am
Chinese continue plot to infiltrate important locations in capital.

Obama gets food poisoning
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 02, 2012, 08:09:01 am
God gives Obama food poisoning!

Baal!Kony runs into the actual Baal in front of Hephzibah House. The battle damages all of Indiana, destroys Hephzibah House. Also, the genuine Baal wins.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 02, 2012, 04:46:58 pm
Alien Attacks Religious Leaders!

(I assume you meant this Baal)
(click to show/hide)

Disagreement at major Tea Party protest leads to a riot and shootout between rival factions. 73 people are killed before the police can break it up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 02, 2012, 05:20:31 pm
(I assume you meant this Baal)
(click to show/hide)

OOC: Nope. http://disgaea.wikia.com/wiki/Baal (http://disgaea.wikia.com/wiki/Baal)

Tea party Members Display Second-Amendment Rights, Police Unjustly Stop Them!

Barack Obama spends State of the Union Address under the influence of the Hypnotoad.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 02, 2012, 06:59:16 pm
Obama submits to communist influence!

Obama's birth certificate proven to be a forgery; Obama decides release his REAL one, which clearly indicates that he was born in Texas. When asked for the reason for the coverup, he said "What chance would a Texan have to win the Democratic nomination for President?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 02, 2012, 07:14:07 pm
Obama Refuses to Embrace Proud Southern Heritage

Tea Party use all the guns they've been stocking up to attempt a coup against the government and attempt to create Christianist state; the plan is foiled by Obama's secret security.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on May 02, 2012, 07:51:00 pm
Federal Goons stop righteous religious protest against rights infringements.

Obama saves six bishops from a terrorist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 02, 2012, 10:25:23 pm
God saves Bishops from Secret Government Plot!


FBI and SEC break up major insider trading ring, impacting all major investment banks.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 03, 2012, 12:04:08 am
Government seeks to impose socialism!

Entire Taliban wiped out trying to kill off two female American soldiers. When the battle ends, one soldier gets down on one knee and proposes to the other. They then make out.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 03, 2012, 03:59:31 am
Vicious Lesbians Commit Disgusting Massacre

Obama Visits North Korea
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 03, 2012, 05:05:34 am
Obama gets advice to impose communism from buddy Kim Jong Un!

US slides back into recession
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 03, 2012, 11:14:27 am
Obama's Policies All Suck And He's Never Done Any Good

OR

Why We Told You Romney Was A Bad Choice (despite all the ass kissing they'll do today)


Study Shows That 85% of MLP:FiM's 12 and Under Viewers Are Male
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 03, 2012, 02:02:28 pm
Up to 85% of male children could grow up gay!

Colorado legalizes gay marriage and marijuana at the same time. A month later it's the richest state in the country.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 03, 2012, 02:53:51 pm
Satan: Making Colorado Richer!

Raocow ends up as temporary replacement for headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 06, 2012, 03:55:27 am
(sorry, not familiar with Raocow, so I'll be ignoring that headline)

New poll shows that Americans largely blame Republicans for congressional deadlock and government inaction over the last two years.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 06, 2012, 04:09:38 am
America Is Blind And Doomed!

Romney is elected.  Stocks plummet the next day and unemployment surges.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: TigerHunter on May 06, 2012, 07:51:33 am
Government Changes Negatively Impact the Free Market

Jesus arrested for drunk driving.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 06, 2012, 11:49:48 am
(sorry, not familiar with Raocow, so I'll be ignoring that headline)

OOC: CHEATER!

Jesus Impersonator Arrested For Drunk Driving

Headline writer replaced with man obsessed with pants.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 07, 2012, 04:34:27 pm
PANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPAN-<commercial break>

The year is 2030.  Sarah Palin is running for president, with Justin Beiber as her VP choice.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on May 07, 2012, 05:15:26 pm
Two forthcoming, good candidates selected, America may be lifted out of the fascism of the left!

Republican Senator caught on camera trying to solicit sex from a teenage boy, audibly saying, "You have such a beautiful aryan face."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 07, 2012, 09:14:36 pm
Gay Neo-Nazi Senator (D) Seduces Young Boy

A Muslim slaps a close Christian friend of his on the back.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 08, 2012, 12:05:38 am
Muslim Savagely Beats Christian

Ron Paul goes on a shooting spree at the GOP convention. The survivors end up nominating Olympia Snowe.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 08, 2012, 12:29:39 am
Constitutional freedoms allow Olympia Snowe to be nominated.

GOP top leaders crash land on an island and are rescued by a gay cruise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: TigerHunter on May 08, 2012, 03:54:10 am
Some people say that teh gayz caused the plane crash as a publicity stunt. Here to tell us more, someone who has an obvious bias but who we can claim does not necessarily represent the views of this station.

Barack Obama has cancer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 08, 2012, 05:06:38 am
The Lord Strikes the Antichrist with Cancer in His Mercy.

Sarah Palin visits the country of Africa to meet some of her North Korean allies. A squirmish breaks out when she tries to refudiate some comments passed by the African paparazzi.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 08, 2012, 05:30:31 am
Sarah Palin attacked by irresponsible African press!
And when we say African, we mean, of course, Niggers

Candle Jack abducts Fox Ne
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 08, 2012, 12:38:14 pm
Liberal Monster Afraid of Truth!  (Freakazoid reference ftw btw.)

Zeus makes himself known again and proves that the ancient Greek gods are real.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 08, 2012, 01:02:31 pm
What Lengths Will Scientists Go To Mock Christianity?

Study Shows That Gay People Who Aren't Bullied Are Overwhelmingly Optimistic
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 08, 2012, 01:36:15 pm
Liberal Bias in New Study?

Man obsessed with pants (from before) swears upon pants with the text of the Bible written on it at his inauguration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 08, 2012, 05:05:07 pm
God mocker writes bible verses on pants

Obama's second term ends with America still standing as it is.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 08, 2012, 05:58:54 pm
Pat Robinson Says God Told Him that This is America's Last Chance!

Catholic Church opens records documenting decades of child abuse by priests and promises to aid in criminal prosecutions
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 08, 2012, 06:04:07 pm
Pope Ratzinger dies!

Rupert Murdoch leaves Planned Parenthood as sole beneficiary of his Will
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on May 08, 2012, 07:31:08 pm
Rupert Murdoch leaves money to evil abortionists.

Zombie Ratzinger eats newly electly Pope
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 08, 2012, 09:01:27 pm
G-d Strikes Down Sinful Pope!

Aliens invade Earth, cripple US military in opening strike. Their invasion is defeated when France nukes their mothership.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on May 08, 2012, 09:06:16 pm
America saves the world!

Rick Santorum becomes president and then 'accidently' nukes Ohio.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 08, 2012, 10:59:25 pm
The Enemy Is Within Our Borders! Keep Vigilant!

A neutrino passes through a Fox News anchor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 08, 2012, 11:44:32 pm
A Divine Miracle Happens!

Jesus Comes Back, stabs Jesse Lee Peterson repeatedly, leaves after defecating on corpse. Note that Peterson is black.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 09, 2012, 04:09:05 am
Lord Jesus returns to restore balance between the races.

After dealing with Jesse Lee, JC enjoys tequila shots and a mega spliff, then spends the night with a couple of South Beach hookers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on May 09, 2012, 04:11:57 am
Brown person engages in night of debauchery.

God himself descends from the clouds and punches Rupert Murdoch in the face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 09, 2012, 04:44:15 am
Fox' new CEO has divine mandate! In other news, Rupert Murdoch has been removed from his position as head of News Corp!

Court rules that as retribution for canceling Firefly, News Corp now belongs to Joss Whedon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on May 09, 2012, 11:34:17 am
Activist Judges Force Socialism! (Teabaggers will start a new Fox News)

Democrats freaking OWN 2012 election and take lo less than a 2/3 majority in both houses and take many local jurisdictions that were traditionally red.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 09, 2012, 12:09:36 pm
Radical socialists take over America!

Said democrat majority makes mostly centrist decisions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 09, 2012, 05:43:16 pm
America Turning Socialist!

Another Malkavian takes over headline-writing duties.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 10, 2012, 03:42:38 am
Only a Solid, God Fearing, Bible Believing Republican Can Create Order out of Chaos!

Huffington Post reveals that Michelle Bachman has given birth to an alien/human hybrid baby - the real reason she dropped out of the race.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 10, 2012, 06:43:41 am
Michelle Bachmann Quits Primary To Focus On Children

Alabama passes law banning Islam. The state is promptly hit by a series of inexplicable disasters, such as blood raining from the sky, earthquakes, tornadoes, and the governor being swallowed up by a crack in the Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 10, 2012, 12:19:00 pm
Alabama Supports Religious Freedom, Gets Attacked By Terrorists!

Fox News HQ turns out to have been built on top of an Indian burial ground.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 10, 2012, 03:33:44 pm
Christian values once again overcoming heathen ways.

Everybody in Fox News HQ is suddenly pants'd on air by vengeful ghosts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 10, 2012, 09:09:16 pm
Savage Terrorist Attack on Fox Headquarters

A piece of dust gets into the eye of a Fox reporter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 10, 2012, 11:46:35 pm
Terrorists use radio controllable nano-helicopters to attack reporters.

Russian declassify documents from the 50's which reveal that senator Joe McCarthy was a soviet agent.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 10, 2012, 11:54:25 pm
Soviet Propaganda Machine Attacks American Hero

A man named Phoenix Jones is running around Seattle in a superhero costume, pepperspraying people in the face if he thinks they are fighting. (I am not making this up. He has a Rain City Superhero League and some self-declared arch nemeses who want to stop what he's doing and everything.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 11, 2012, 05:30:51 pm
Messenger of God, or Spawn of Satan?

Khornate cultists take over Fox News. Again.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 11, 2012, 08:21:56 pm
Tonight, on Fox News: Was President Obama Too Merciful In Just Shooting Bin Laden?

Mitt Romney is elected President, and the Republicans win overwhelming majorities in both the House and the Senate. At his inauguration, Romney reveals that the Republican establishment is actually an Islamist organization, and that they have orchestrated the War on Terror to put their agents in charge of America. He goes on to state that Sharia is now the law of the land, and to top it all off, takes off his mask, revealing himself as the real Osama bin Laden. Then his head explodes, because Obama hid a shotgun in the podium. What follows is an intense battle between the Islamicans and a surprisingly capable Democratic Party. Joe Biden headshots Rick Santorum, Barney Frank mows down most of the right-wing radio hosts with a minigun, and Nancy Pelosi decapitates John Boener with a katana. But the show-stealer is Rachel Maddow, who reveals that she is 15th dan in ninjitsu and defeats Chuck Norris in hand-to-hand combat. The Islamicans' defeat is sealed when the moderate Republicans, led by John McCain, Arnold Schwarzenegger, John Huntsman, and David Petraeus attack on the Democratic side. Obama then announces that a new election will be held in July, assuming the Republicans can pick a nominee. David Petraeus loses the subsequent game of "not me".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 11, 2012, 08:39:55 pm
Communist Coup Against God-Fearing Americans

Neopaganism is the fastest-growing religion in the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 12, 2012, 12:15:30 am
Is Our Religion Being Threatened?

Da Orkz taek ovuh da noos stayshun. (The Orks from Warhammer 40K take over Fox News)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on May 12, 2012, 12:31:05 am
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Megatron attacks Chicago
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 12, 2012, 12:42:39 am
big musheen ataks citi, lahts a dakka

The Imperium retakes Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 12, 2012, 04:09:20 pm
Order has been restored

Dan Savage asks Christian teens politely to stop bullying their gay classmates to suicide
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 12, 2012, 04:20:07 pm
Faggy McFaggot Thinks He Deserves Respect!

Rebecca Black Dies In A Crazy Fan Mobbing
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 12, 2012, 04:21:38 pm
Rebecca Black got downed on Friday

Jesus comes back and says he's cool with homosexuals, rich people not so much
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 12, 2012, 04:33:27 pm
Random hippy likes gay people, hates the rich. Why is this news?

Fox News is taken over by Alex Jones
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on May 12, 2012, 04:55:57 pm
[that's impossible; nothing would change!]

Every time a Fox News commentator opens their mouth, they spew frogs and toads.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 13, 2012, 06:58:56 am
God proves how he created animals.

Fox News and Department of Defence announce a 2 trillion dollar deal on exclusive broadcasting rights for the upcoming war on Iran.

The viewers get regular coverage on Fox News and just for 99.99$* you can get the Fox War channel which includes 24/7 coverage with R-Rated shows like "This weeks most brutal sniper shots" and "Advanced Interrogation" and more family oriented reality shows like "Who wants to be 104th Infantry" and scripted comedies like "My mom, the Marine" starring Dane Cook.

And if your loved one**) is fighting on the battlefield for just 59.99 you can get real-time video feed from his squad's helmet-cams complete with kill counts and other essential stats. It's the most exciting internet TV you'll ever see!


*) Prices do not include taxes. Offer void in Nebraska.
**) Due to technical limitations only woman/man relationships are suppored
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 13, 2012, 12:22:09 pm
See the War on Islamist Terrorists Live thanks to FOX! Subscribe to FOX War today! Call 0800-KILL-MUSLIMS

Obama says that war on Iran mentioned above is "not a war on Islam".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 13, 2012, 04:54:53 pm
Obama surrenders nation to his fellow Muslim terrorists.  Next: was Obama the 20th hijacker?

New video game created by Tea Party member called "Super Utoya Massacre RPG", in which the player assumes the role of Anders Breivik
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 13, 2012, 06:07:16 pm
Unwholesome Technology Retooled for Patriotic Cause

Mother's Day! :)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 13, 2012, 06:12:37 pm
Obama did not buy his mother any gifts for mother's day.

Mitt Romney beats his black gardener to death and then hides the body by putting it through a woodchipper.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 13, 2012, 06:15:20 pm
Mitt Romney Denounces Laziness; Welfare Babies

Atlantis, led by King Orin (a.k.a. Aquaman), is seeking UN membership.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 13, 2012, 06:17:52 pm
Undersea terrorists: a new threat?

Ann Coulter writes new book about how awesome Hitler was
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 13, 2012, 06:48:38 pm
Ann Coulter praises great conservative leader.

Jeb Bush runs for president as an independent candidate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 13, 2012, 06:51:38 pm
Brother of greatest president in history rides in heroically to save us from black Muslim socialist currently occupying White House

Republicans come out and openly declare that their agenda is to destroy the economy and screw over as many Americans as possible just to make Obama look bad
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 13, 2012, 06:57:38 pm
Republicans Defend Free Market from Obama!

Jar Jar Binks lauded by Rick Perry for his speaking skills
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 13, 2012, 07:20:20 pm
Republicans select another down to earth candidate whom one would like to have a beer with

Led by Mark Foley, Republicans cry foul over bill criminalizing sex with young boys
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 13, 2012, 08:31:40 pm
Godly Sexual Relations in Danger, Conservatives Fight Back!

Girl Scouts fight off alien invasion using weaponized Thin Mints.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 13, 2012, 08:51:17 pm
Girl Scouts Now More of a Threat to America

Zeppelin airships make a comeback in luxury air travel
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 13, 2012, 11:25:35 pm
Liberals threaten capitalistic airlines!

National rickroll via TV occurs.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 14, 2012, 01:03:04 am
This is Anonymous

Bill Maher runs for President as Republican candidate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 14, 2012, 06:10:41 pm
As Liberal Joins GOP, Nation Moves Closer to One-Party Dictatorship

After years of mass unrest, China splits into several independent states. The old government is reduced to controlling the area immediately around Beijing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 14, 2012, 06:52:05 pm
Communism Fails!

President Obama announces that he will deploy a new interrogation technique relying on the fabled "Death Glare" to terrify suspects into interrogating. He further announces that he is appointing Edward James Olmos to the position of chief interrogator for the CIA.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 14, 2012, 06:58:56 pm
Is Obama Too Soft on Terrorists?

Headline Writer replaced with Space Core from Portal 2.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 14, 2012, 08:42:14 pm
President Obama's from SPAAAACE!

Facing criticism, Edward James Olmos goes on Sean Hannity. He then demonstrates the effectiveness of the Death Glare by traumatizing Hannity and everyone watching.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 14, 2012, 10:41:31 pm
Sean Hannity Put Through Torture On Air!

The Fact Core becomes the new headline writer...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 14, 2012, 10:48:57 pm
@Meshakhad: and then everyone breaks into a chorus of "SO SAY WE ALL!" for the rest of the show, naturally

Elephant Shrews eat broccoli. Dinosaurs were killed by zombie unicorns from Hell. Ron Paul eats live kittens. Obama stole the walrus's bucket.

New manuscripts of Romans, 1 Corinthians, and 1 Timothy are discovered, revealing that passages used against homosexuals were really directed against child molesters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 14, 2012, 11:29:34 pm
Bible against child molestation.

President Christine O'Donnell has a meeting with Vladimir Putin and the two fall in love. A week later they announce that they're getting married and as a good christian wife O'Donnell is going to give the reins of the country to Putin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 14, 2012, 11:40:41 pm
Has God's Will Turned Against Us?

Mitt Romney announces plan to turn nation fat and juicy so he can eat everybody without them running away, as he's secretly a cannibal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 15, 2012, 01:51:44 am
Mitt Romney supports healthcare!

A boy tries to divide by zero with his calculator.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 15, 2012, 03:19:15 pm
Science directly responsible for the end of the world.

During his campaign trail Mitt Romney finds kiddies' lemonade stand. He promptly buys the entire operation for $10, fires its former workers and replaces them with a mexican guy before deciding the entire operation is not profitable and shutting down it altogether.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 15, 2012, 04:55:32 pm
Mitt Romney Creates Jobs!

Mohammed returns, leads campaign to destroy Al-Qaeda, personally delivering the terrorist leaders to the United States for justice. He then makes a speech at a major mosque, urging American Muslims to support their country.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 15, 2012, 05:06:00 pm
Brown Person Destroys Al-Qaeda!

A boy stares at Mitt Romney for three hours. Romney bursts into flames.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 15, 2012, 05:21:49 pm
Evil Mormon Terrorist Tries To Hurt Innocent Bystander in Suicide Bombing

Vermin Supreme Is Elected And Everybody Gets A Free Pony
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 15, 2012, 09:21:14 pm
Socialist President Supreme Pushes Universal Horsecare; Forces Everyone to Buy a Pony

The Wizarding World is revealed to be real, and Voldemort and the Death Eaters team up with Al Qaeda.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: largeham on May 15, 2012, 09:26:17 pm
Pagans and Muslims unite!

A great white shark runs for president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 15, 2012, 09:35:39 pm
Our Second Foreign-Born President?

God comes back to earth to clarify the "no killing" rule
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on May 15, 2012, 10:24:05 pm
Kill everyone who doesn't believe in god or who violates the no killing rule!*
except us

Illegal Immigrant saves a Conservative from drowning.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 15, 2012, 10:38:20 pm
Immigrants attempt murder on conservative

Aya Shameimaru becomes new headline writer
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 16, 2012, 09:57:06 pm
JAPAN TAKES OVER FOX NEWS!

Rupert Murdoch announces that, to cut costs, all Fox employees below the executive level will have their pay reduced to minimum wage, with no benefits.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on May 16, 2012, 10:25:27 pm
Fox leads the way in streamlining and cuts wasteful spending; stockholder's praise this developement

Orthodox Christian Ratko Mladic stands trial for war crimes against Muslims
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 16, 2012, 10:38:11 pm
Is Religious Freedom Under Attack?!

Khorne Himself takes over as headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 17, 2012, 02:42:46 am
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Cthulhu wakes up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 17, 2012, 03:22:47 am
THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING

Obama buys a new pet
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 17, 2012, 04:58:50 am
Is Obama running a puppy mill inside the White House? Find out after break*

Scientists confirm smoking pot regularly removes all homosexual urges and make people unconditionally accept Jesus Christ as their saviour.

*) No
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 17, 2012, 03:29:18 pm
Why We Should Support Ron Paul!

Study Shows Only Liberals Use Good Grammar And Spelling
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 17, 2012, 03:57:34 pm
Skoolz indoktrinatin ur kidz!

Rupert Murdoch revealed as a Communist agent.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 17, 2012, 10:49:48 pm
Our Boss Is A Commie Traitor!

Bill O'Reiley Caught Molesting Kids
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 18, 2012, 02:10:31 am
Liberals Slander Conservative Anchor

Scientists at the DoD discover an efficient form of fusion power. Not only will this pretty much solve the world's energy needs, but the patent is owned by Uncle Sam. The CBO estimates that the entire federal debt will be gone in four years, with no need to either raise taxes or cut spending. As a cherry on the top, the construction of new fusion reactors will bring in millions of jobs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 18, 2012, 07:21:41 am
Will This Be Another Three Mile Island?

Summer Olympics start July 27 in London
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 18, 2012, 08:08:28 am
Liberals plot to terrorize Olympics!

Inaba, Japan hosts fighting tournament (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/Persona4Arena)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on May 18, 2012, 09:24:56 pm
News agency forgets to write news, spent too much damn lost reading evil Liberal tvtropes.

Atheist website mock fundamentalist quotes
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RavynousHunter on May 18, 2012, 09:35:01 pm
Internet Hate Machine Mocks Good Christian Sites!  (Yeah, had to whip out that old chestnut, lol.)

Spoony is elected President.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 18, 2012, 10:17:37 pm
It's a Lib Conspiracy!

Nostalgia Critic badmouths GOP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 19, 2012, 09:58:45 am
Internet Cult Leader Wages War On Christianity.

In attempt to appeal to black voters, Mitt Romney's latest ad depicts him as a white southern slave owner. All of his black slaves are happy how Romney treats them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 19, 2012, 10:02:25 am
Romney Appeals to Black Voters

New York menaced by terrible CGI.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 19, 2012, 10:31:11 am
Liberal Hollywood producers behind the terrorist attack?

The world ends and it seems everybody(including all of Fox News) went to Hell.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 19, 2012, 11:44:35 am
Liberal Hollywood producers behind the terrorist attack?

The world ends and it seems everybody(including all of Fox News) went to Hell.
Barack Obama re-elected!

New law requires citizens to recite Bill of Rights from memory before being allowed to vote
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 19, 2012, 11:55:26 am
Liberals surpress vote by requiring knowledge of communist document

George W. Bush and Condi Rice caught having an affair
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 19, 2012, 03:06:43 pm
Liberals surpress vote by requiring knowledge of communist document

George W. Bush and Condi Rice caught having an affair
See? Republicans aren't racist!

Anonymous 2016!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 19, 2012, 06:59:26 pm
America Turning Communist?

A time machine is invented. Several prominent young-Earth creationists are taken back to the past and have their claims of Earth's age disproven.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 19, 2012, 07:07:22 pm
Good decent Christians brainwashed by Satan

Rick Santorum seeks to outlaw sex and make artificial insemination a universal practice
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 19, 2012, 07:37:44 pm
Rick Santorum creates a new industry, creating millions of jobs.

George W Bush and Dick Cheney are told they're getting the Nobel Peace prize. However when their plane lands they find themselves in Hague and are brought to court for war crimes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 19, 2012, 08:35:39 pm
Globalist Socialists Deceive American Leaders

The entire Basque Country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque_Country_(greater_region)) secedes from both Spain and France (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basque_nationalism), creating a new independent nation with a social-democratic government.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 19, 2012, 08:55:15 pm
Commie conspiracy!

Reporter/Announcer fish from Spongebob becomes new headline writer
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 19, 2012, 11:02:57 pm
Water!  I'm gonna die!  *dies*

Study shows that people - both straight and gay - that have anal sex are healthier.  This is believed to be linked to them keeping their asses cleaner than people who don't have anal sex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on May 19, 2012, 11:49:07 pm
Homosexual bias in the sciences confirmed. Pushing their gay agenda even further!?

Serial Killer and Attempted Assailant of Mitt Romney "Nebiros" crafts an ultimatum "California Congress must assemble for him, or he will begin slaying "successful" kids." He proves surprisingly resilient to the weapons of the military.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 20, 2012, 02:53:58 am
National threat to America: Nebiros

Romney loves the number 666
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 20, 2012, 03:46:35 am
Proof That Mormonism Is A Satanic Cult

Fox News Protested By Tea Party For Not Being Right Wing Enough
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 20, 2012, 05:47:35 am
Today on FOX: Public roads, the ultimate proof of communism creeping in to America?

Mitt Romney admits his birthname was Miquel Romniquez and he's a son of mexican immigrants.



Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 20, 2012, 06:28:45 am
Filthy Specs Blackmail Romney With Lies

Facebook Goes Bankrupt
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 20, 2012, 06:54:43 am
God's Wrath strikes Evil Internet Site

Animal Wrongs Group carries out terrorist attack
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 20, 2012, 08:03:58 am
Hippies attack!

Al-Qaeda bombs planned parenthood clinic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 20, 2012, 08:18:45 am
Religious Leaders Protect Children

Knights Templar step forward to admit their orders still exist and apologize for the actions of their forebearers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 20, 2012, 08:18:09 pm
Hidden Heroes Reveal Themselves!

Mitt Romney becomes a carrot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 20, 2012, 09:31:47 pm
Liberal wizards steal election for Nobama!

An seemingly unknown liberal leaning independent wins the presidential election beating both Romney and Obama by a landslide.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on May 20, 2012, 09:43:45 pm
Voter fraud!

Bush and Romney caught in bed together.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 20, 2012, 10:56:54 pm
Uneventful Presidential Sleepover Spun By Liberal Gay Lobby

LOLcats establish a dictatorship on the internet, advocating for the mass uprising of cats around the globe to subjugate the humans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 21, 2012, 02:07:56 pm
Liberal Obama Lies: Cats Are Taking over Sites!

Capitalism collapses; Marxist economists say "I told you so".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on May 21, 2012, 05:44:20 pm
Socialist conspiracy found


Obama crowned God Emperor Of Mankind.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 21, 2012, 10:50:38 pm
All Hail Obama <Insert Secret Code For Insurrection Plans Here>

MLP: FiM wins an Emmy for one of it's songs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 22, 2012, 04:30:10 am
Evil animalistic cult recognised by mainsream media award.

Fred Phelps has a near death experience in which he is greeted at the end of the tunnel of light by a gay angel - who tells him to fuck off back to life - a long and miserable one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on May 22, 2012, 02:45:07 pm
Righteous Christian Proves Existence of God!

Right Wing Militia Fanatic goes on killing spree; claims that gays made him do it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 22, 2012, 05:27:50 pm
Homosexuals Cause 666 Deaths in One Day!

A bunch of terrorists and counter-terrorists are jumping around some place in the Middle-East, spewing profanities at each other. http://store.steampowered.com/app/240/ (http://store.steampowered.com/app/240/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 23, 2012, 01:23:23 pm
Yet another glorious win for the our troops.

In response to an immediate alien threat, Barack Obama assembles an international team of superheroes to protect earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 23, 2012, 05:12:11 pm
Obama Assembles Private Army Of Freaks

The Fox headline writer finds out that his wife has been cheating on him with Rush Limbaugh
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 23, 2012, 06:10:55 pm
Rush Limbaugh is a spawn of Satan!

A scientist tries to take over a floating island with the help of a demonic crown (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/CaveStory)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 23, 2012, 07:05:42 pm
Satan Attempts Takeover Of Floating Island!

Everyone at Fox News HQ gets turned into...foxes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on May 23, 2012, 07:58:18 pm
Fox News in Mind, Spirit, and Body

Element Bending (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender) discovered to be possible.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 24, 2012, 03:07:39 am
Commie Pinko Liberal Homosexual Islamic Scientists Try To Despoil The Works Of God!

It is discovered that Santorum owns a cotton plantation in Alabama that is still operated by slaves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 24, 2012, 11:26:57 am
Conservative politician hard working business owner!

Studies show that kids who blow off steam with video games are prone to be less violent.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: DrFishcake on May 24, 2012, 11:38:19 am
Revealed: How communists seek to indoctrinate our children through video games, biased research.

A survey is released showing that 33% of Fox News viewers believe WWE is a legitimate competitive sport.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on May 24, 2012, 11:43:29 am
Fox Sports Special Report on Olympic wrestling



Orks take over Fox News and replace all of its employees with Orks
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 24, 2012, 11:47:56 am
liberulz wantz ta taek ar dakka!

Orkz continue running Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on May 24, 2012, 11:57:11 am
Anwserz ta econamez MORE DAKKA.



The Eldar show up kick the Orkz asses and then take over.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 25, 2012, 03:27:55 pm
Patriotic orcs slaughtered

Obama supporters call former Bush supporters traitors and tell them to leave the country to give them a taste of their own medicine
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 26, 2012, 01:03:33 pm
Obama wants to exile patriotic americans!

Tea Party members organize "Free Andreas Breivick"[sic] demonstrations outside Norwegian and Swedish embassies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 26, 2012, 03:33:46 pm
Patriots work to free political prisoner and conservative hero from socialist Norway

New Republican plan for economy: Viagra for the rich, KY Jelly for everyone who can afford it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on May 26, 2012, 05:11:36 pm
GOP supports advances in fertility.

Ohio Republicans want to disqualify voters’ ballots for the mistakes poll workers make.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 26, 2012, 05:51:53 pm
Ohio GOP thwarts election theft plans by Democrats

John Ashcroft takes a shit on the U.S. Constitution, says America should be more like Nazi Germany
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 27, 2012, 06:19:41 pm
John Ashcroft wants US to be a more unified christian nation.

Derek Obama, Barack's evil clone introduced as the next GOP presidential nominee. Grown in a petri-dish, genetically engineered to be more conservative, Derek is up to 20% more white than Barack.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 27, 2012, 06:40:47 pm
An Obama Worth Voting For?

Coffee ceases to exist because of climate change
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 27, 2012, 06:51:40 pm
Corporate Efforts Eliminate Addictive Drug

In Search Of A Better Life, Teen Moves Downstairs
(actual Onion headline)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 28, 2012, 04:28:36 am
Young Christian Republican Forced out of the Loving Christian Parental Home by Fascist Commie Pinko Liberal Nazi Homosexual Islamic Scum Democrats.

Astronomers report unusually large solar flares.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on May 28, 2012, 11:39:48 am
Scientific Doomsayers Claim Wrath of Pagan Sun God is Upon Us

It is proven that Satan and Hell both exist as described by Christian fundies, but God and Heaven do not exist at all and everyone goes to Hell when they die.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 28, 2012, 12:56:03 pm
Sinners get what they deserve after all

Republicans run David Duke as presidential candidate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on May 28, 2012, 06:28:58 pm
Honest Conservative Gets His Day

Pollutants used for oil drilling are proven to cause cancer
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 28, 2012, 07:43:46 pm
Environmentalists Hate Big Business

Romney Elected President, Declares US a Mormon Nation
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 29, 2012, 12:19:54 am
All hail Joseph Smith!

President Romney promptly gets more wives as it's now legal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on May 29, 2012, 01:14:42 am
Patriotic President Has Biblical Marriage!

Romney forces one of said wives to ride on his car roof.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 29, 2012, 01:27:18 am
Romney Takes on Feminist Agenda!

Romney Caught in Bed with Fellow Mormon Glenn Beck
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 29, 2012, 12:02:09 pm
Romney & Beck just practicing Greco-Roman wrestling together.

President Romney sets up mormon morality laws which bans most of Fox's programming.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 29, 2012, 12:56:35 pm
Fox makes sacrifices for God

Romney advises homeless Americans to live with their butlers
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 29, 2012, 02:55:54 pm
Romney Gives Advice To The Lazy

A Thumb-wrestling tournament starts in Times Square.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 29, 2012, 04:34:24 pm
Homosexual agenda at it again: Thumb-wrestling tournament meant to lead to penis-wrestling

Tennessee passes law allowing the physical assault and/or murder of gay teenagers if perpetrator has "deep religious conviction"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 29, 2012, 05:57:29 pm
A Victory For Religious Freedom!

National Crablette Day.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 30, 2012, 03:08:19 am
Celebrate American Cuisine!

42 she-bears break into the Republican National Convention, eat all remotely viable candidates for the Republican nomination.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on May 30, 2012, 03:11:11 am
Celebrate American Cuisine!

42 she-bears break into the Republican National Convention, eat all remotely viable candidates for the Republican nomination.

Ron Paul the new Front Runner!!

support for legalizing recreational marijuana climbs to 90%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on May 30, 2012, 09:53:27 am
Celebrate American Cuisine!

42 she-bears break into the Republican National Convention, eat all remotely viable candidates for the Republican nomination.

Ron Paul the new Front Runner!!

support for legalizing recreational marijuana climbs to 90%
The whole nation has been corrupted by the liberal agenda.
Israel and Palestine reach a new agreement ending the conflict,
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 30, 2012, 10:03:52 am
Satan Ice Skates To Work!

Obama farts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on May 30, 2012, 10:15:45 am
Satan Ice Skates To Work!

Obama farts.
Obama kowtows to the methane agenda
Energy crisis ended
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 30, 2012, 11:05:09 am
Bush energy policies finally start affecting.

When being interviewed on Fox News for his new book, "Christians like me definately don't do war crimes", Dick Cheney gets  a heart attack. Beliving he's going to die Cheney admits he did indeed commit war crimes by authorizing torture and killing civilians.

He survives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 30, 2012, 03:21:41 pm
God spares good wholesome Christian patriot

Republicans cry foul on "war on women" accusations, saying "we don't hate women, we think everyone should own one"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on May 30, 2012, 05:15:31 pm
Republicans Set The Record Straight

The Tau take over the network.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 30, 2012, 05:24:38 pm
Liberals seek to subvert the Greater Good!

During the presidential debate, Mitt Romney gets his ass kicked. Facing defeat, he pulls out a gun and shoots President Obama. Obama gets back up and continues to debate Romney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 30, 2012, 05:36:19 pm
Obama survives point-blank gunshot; must be demon-possessed.

Mitt Romney is sent to prison for attempted murder; Ron Paul becomes new Republican front-runner.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 30, 2012, 05:59:32 pm
Republicans taken over by communist

GOP runs Eric Cartman as presidential candidate, claims that he's the candidate who best embodies their values and morals
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 30, 2012, 07:47:53 pm
Respect Mah Authoritah!

Carl Bravlavski (sp?) is nominated as Democratic opponent to Cartman
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 30, 2012, 08:32:48 pm
Democrats run goody-goody hot-tempered Jew against conservative hero

Candidate Cartman picks Carter Pewterschmidt from Family Guy as his VP candidate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on May 30, 2012, 09:13:09 pm
John McCain changes name, runs for VP

Carl nominates Jon Stewart for VP running mate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 31, 2012, 11:21:14 am
Insolent liberal nominated as VP

Evidence arises that George W. Bush was the Antichrist
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 31, 2012, 11:42:28 am
Satan Conspires Against America!

Mitt Romney accidentally kills himself while trying to open a coconut.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 31, 2012, 01:29:46 pm
Romney died heroically while fighting liberal fruit.

Millions of atheists arrange a mass blasphemy to show god doesn't likely exist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 31, 2012, 04:18:35 pm
Atheists Persecute Christians!

Alex Jones takes over Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 01, 2012, 04:10:33 pm
Fox News becomes even more fair and balanced

Satan himself runs against Obama as a Republican
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 01, 2012, 05:27:03 pm
Experienced Candidate To Oppose Obama!

The Republicans create a special committee to investigate candidates for the Presidency, with rules stating that anyone with even slightly questionable credentials will be barred from running. This backfires when the committee summarily disqualifies the entire nation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 01, 2012, 05:35:57 pm
Republicans raise standards for highest office in the land

Scores of GOP Congressmen caught by Chris Hansen in "To Catch A Predator" sting
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 02, 2012, 02:42:32 am
Republicans raise standards for highest office in the land

Scores of GOP Congressmen caught by Chris Hansen in "To Catch A Predator" sting
GOP spreading love to impovrished youths.
Obama is assassinated by John Boehnier
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on June 02, 2012, 03:43:16 am
AMERICA SAVED FROM THE ANTICHRIST!!!

An image on the internet of a maliciously smiling husky haunts the nightmares of all who sees it (http://www.aetherparanormal.com/blog/the-curious-case-of-smilejpg-by-jml/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 02, 2012, 12:32:19 pm
Satan himself sends a photo to recruit good hard-working christians


The Tyranids and Imperial Guard do a bloody battle outside the Fox news office
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 02, 2012, 07:14:34 pm
Obama fails to protect reporters!

President Romney announces new guidelines banning any car that gets MORE than 10 miles per gallon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 02, 2012, 07:18:28 pm
President Romney Jumpstarts America's Energy Industry

It's cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on June 02, 2012, 10:48:40 pm
God Performs Food Miracle, Disproves Global Warming

Fox News Accidentally Puts Up Hardcore Sex Tape Of Ann Coulter And Rush Limbaugh Instead of Story
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 03, 2012, 11:27:24 am
Liberal Deviants Falsify Sex Tape To Perverse The Truth.

Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reily reveal that they've been tag-team trolls this entire time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 03, 2012, 12:28:41 pm
Liberals corrupt patriotic conservative voices

Romney passes law making it legal to hunt the homeless for sport
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 03, 2012, 01:33:44 pm
Romney's Plan to Combat Homelessness

The Constitution is amended to say that only those who legally own land are considered people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 03, 2012, 03:18:43 pm
Lazy welfare queens put in their place

Rosa Parks refuses to give up her seat on the bus
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 03, 2012, 03:21:31 pm
Liberals Invent Race Wars

Oklahoma Secedes from the Union
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: jumpingjackflash on June 03, 2012, 11:06:55 pm
Good Republicans distance themselves from liberal-infested USA

Boy's dying dream turns out to be an epic adventure (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/PokemonMysteryDungeon?from=Main.PokemonMysteryDungeon)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 04, 2012, 11:56:38 am
Japanese use Chimpokomon to influence American youth to bomb Pearl Harbor

Missing Gore and Kerry ballots found buried in Tom DeLay's backyard
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 04, 2012, 12:18:37 pm
Republican leaders protect country from fraudulant votes

Drunk man falls and sprains his ankle while walking his dog.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 04, 2012, 05:55:10 pm
Man injured due to shoddy sidewalk construction! Another sign of graft and corruption under the Obama administration!

President Romney announces that ALL TV shows will be canceled immediately.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 04, 2012, 05:59:17 pm
Romney committed to preserving moral values!

Eric Cartman uses "The Passion of the Christ" as a rallying point to revive the Nazi movement
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on June 04, 2012, 06:11:34 pm
Proof That Catholics Are In League With Nazis To Purge World Of True Christians

Fox News revealed to have hidden codes through backmasking to turn their viewers to Satanists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 04, 2012, 06:15:24 pm
Satan infiltrates media!

In his latest sermon, Pat Robertson calls for the execution of all reporters as purveyors of gossip
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 04, 2012, 06:43:51 pm
Pat Robertson calls for execution of all reporters who aren't fair and balanced like us

Michelle Bachmann passes law legalizing physical assault and/or murder if done because of strong religious convictions
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 04, 2012, 10:08:05 pm
Virtuous Woman Lifts Veil Of Christian Persecution!

The next president is a gay man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 05, 2012, 01:22:28 am
Homosexual Agenda reaches white house


Woman gives birth to 400 babies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 05, 2012, 01:25:30 am
Homosexual Agenda reaches white house


Woman gives birth to 400 babies
What is the skin color of the mother
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 05, 2012, 01:32:20 am
Why does it matter?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 05, 2012, 01:33:50 am
Why does it matter?
Black = welfare children

White = upstanding Christian
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 05, 2012, 01:37:07 am
Okay she's Arabic that should make it a little harder.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 05, 2012, 01:44:55 am
Okay she's Arabic that should make it a little harder.
jihadists plot to overrun America
Muslims in Indonesia agree to aid the U.S. in Al Queida rooting out in Pakistan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on June 05, 2012, 01:50:04 pm
President Negotiates With Terrorists

New study reveals that those who are the most openly and aggressively patriotic are all closet gays.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 05, 2012, 02:38:23 pm
Gays infiltrate patriotic community!

Mitt Romney spotted at My Little Pony convention dressed as Filthy Ritch.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on June 05, 2012, 02:42:00 pm
Mitt Romney Reaches Out To Bronies!

Mitt Romney Chooses Sarah Palin As His VP
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 05, 2012, 07:03:37 pm
Godly Candidate Runs With Good Christian Woman!

Sarah Palin turns out to be the anti-christ.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 05, 2012, 07:58:42 pm
Cause of Trig's Down Syndrome Explained!

Black Metal band Satyricon to perform at RNC Meeting
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 06, 2012, 12:42:51 am
Satyricon singing about religious themes at the RNC Meeting.

Obama does not care about NASCAR
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 06, 2012, 08:37:12 am
Satyricon singing about religious themes at the RNC Meeting.

Obama does not care about NASCAR
Obama scorns the South.
Romney dies of natural causes 30 days into his term (a la Harrison)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 06, 2012, 02:59:26 pm
Mitt Romney should be declared The Eternal President of the Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_President_of_the_Republic)

In order to manipulate voter turnouts GOP chiefs hire biologists to develop a deadly supervirus which targets only liberals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 06, 2012, 03:15:46 pm
Naked man eat's homeless man's face in Florida

GOP attempts at science accidentally start Zombie Apocalypse
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 06, 2012, 03:16:10 pm
Mitt Romney should be declared The Eternal President of the Union (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_President_of_the_Republic)

In order to manipulate voter turnouts GOP chiefs hire biologists to develop a deadly supervirus which targets only liberals.
That wouldnt happen GOP hates science
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 06, 2012, 06:44:31 pm
Naked man eat's homeless man's face in Florida

GOP attempts at science accidentally start Zombie Apocalypse

The end times are upon us!

Nancy Pelosi hits a grand salami at the Congressional Baseball Game.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 06, 2012, 07:55:31 pm
Naked man eat's homeless man's face in Florida

GOP attempts at science accidentally start Zombie Apocalypse

The end times are upon us!

Nancy Pelosi hits a grand salami at the Congressional Baseball Game.
Liberals prove elitism
Jesus comes again and says that homosexuality is equal to hetero and that Islam is the one true religion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 06, 2012, 07:57:17 pm
Liberal Hocus Pocus Tries To Destroy Christianity!

Studies find that environmentalism helps keep you active and healthy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 06, 2012, 08:21:20 pm
Are Climate Skeptics Being Secretly Poisoned?

Obama is able to set up and run a successful moon base by coöperating with the Chinese, Russian, and European space agencies, as well as private developers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 06, 2012, 08:29:41 pm
Obama outsourcing US jobs to the Moon.

Obama family adopts a cat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 06, 2012, 08:37:49 pm
Socialists Embrace Feline Laziness!

Said cat rescues a baby.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on June 07, 2012, 07:27:52 pm
Obama Pulls Yet Another Publicity Stunt

Fox News Used As Propaganda By Taliban
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 07, 2012, 08:35:08 pm
Fox News: Standing Up For the Religious


Virginia Bar Exam hardest in history.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 07, 2012, 11:01:58 pm
Strict Regulations Hurt Young Lawyers

Nude Man Who Locked Self Out Of House Delivers Moving Treatise On Human Condition To Slowly Gathering Crowd
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 07, 2012, 11:33:25 pm
Nudist trying to take over country.


The Shins The Decembrist and Modest Mouse hold a benefit concert and raise over $1500000000 for LGBT rights.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 07, 2012, 11:36:35 pm
Prog rock usurps traditional values
Fox finds out aboout the tribe that loves gay people more then straight peoele
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 08, 2012, 02:14:59 pm
Gay loving barbars proof of christians' superior morals.

On the election day Fox news "accidentally" runs a erroneus news story on Obama admitting he's not a natural born citizen and that everybody should just vote for Romney today.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 08, 2012, 02:24:11 pm
Fox fair and balanced as usual

Fox News journalists view alternate universe showing that 9/11 wouldn't have happened if Gore had won in 2000
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 08, 2012, 02:50:54 pm
Gore Would Have Pandered to Radical Islamists, Analysts Say

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 08, 2012, 03:30:37 pm
GODLESS MOTHERSHIP DESTROYED! ONLY ONE ZIG LEFT! VICTORY IS ASSURED!

Killing spree in North Dakota.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 08, 2012, 07:55:40 pm
GODLESS MOTHERSHIP DESTROYED! ONLY ONE ZIG LEFT! VICTORY IS ASSURED!

Killing spree in North Dakota.
Assumes Muslims or blacks before checking facts (this happened in Norway actually with even NPR since some Muslim kid tweeted that he was part of a group that did the attack and people ran with that)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 09, 2012, 06:54:33 pm
OBAMA CENSORS MEDIA!

John Boehner tries to assassinate Obama. However, while trying to get the gun out of his pants, he accidentally shoots himself in the balls.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 10, 2012, 12:14:36 pm
Invisible liberal tries to assasinate John Boehner.

KKK Magazine names Mitt Romney Man of the Year.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 10, 2012, 12:17:06 pm
Mitt Romney Named Man of the Year!

This happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmhAlt55E8
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 10, 2012, 12:17:35 pm
Invisible liberal tries to assasinate John Boehner.

KKK Magazine names Mitt Romney Man of the Year.
Ghosts adore Romney
Fox hacked celebrity computers to find stories
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 10, 2012, 12:20:58 pm
Invisible liberal tries to assasinate John Boehner.

KKK Magazine names Mitt Romney Man of the Year.
Ghosts adore Romney
Fox hacked celebrity computers to find stories
(ahem)
Mitt Romney Named Man of the Year!

This happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmhAlt55E8
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 10, 2012, 12:36:49 pm
Invisible liberal tries to assasinate John Boehner.

KKK Magazine names Mitt Romney Man of the Year.
Ghosts adore Romney
Fox hacked celebrity computers to find stories
(ahem)
Mitt Romney Named Man of the Year!

This happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnmhAlt55E8
sorry I thought the embed was part of mitt being named man of the year
Gay japanese men brainwash kids with trippy game
Life found on Europa
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 10, 2012, 12:56:47 pm
Proof of God's creation found in space.

Stormfront forum accounts leaked. Tens of leaked accounts are registered with top republican representatives' personal e-mail addresses.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on June 10, 2012, 03:13:57 pm
Republicans staying in touch with all the people of the world through Internet communities.

Romney reveals himself as Satan and continues election campaign.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 10, 2012, 03:23:56 pm
Romney Still Most God-Fearing Candidate

Christian Right Ascends to Heaven
[actual Onion headline]
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 10, 2012, 04:05:29 pm
We were right all along


A gay autistic woman is named the next POTUS.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 10, 2012, 04:23:08 pm
Michele Bachmann elected president!

George Bush Jr. Endorses Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 11, 2012, 12:25:52 am
Bush is a RINO!

Christine O'Donnell gets caught in a sudden rainstorm, melts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 11, 2012, 01:34:17 am
Bush is a RINO!

Christine O'Donnell gets caught in a sudden rainstorm, melts.
Rain destroys god fearing woman
Condie Rice is revealed to be a Succusbus
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 11, 2012, 09:26:10 am
Satan infiltrates the White House!

In August 2012, David Petraeus declares his candidacy for the Presidency as an independent. A poll one week later shows that Petraeus has not only split the GOP base, but his strong support among independents puts him only a few points behind Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 11, 2012, 10:06:05 am
War Hero Won't Back Down Against Taliban. Petraeus Rejects Obama's Current Plan to Surrender to Those Who Caused 9/11.

US soccer team wins gold medal in Olympics
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 11, 2012, 11:27:44 am
America!  Fuck yea!

On January 19, 2017, tea party continues to demand to see Obama's birth certificate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 11, 2012, 11:43:49 am
Tea party still demands answers


North Korea South Korea Vietnam China Taiwan Japan Laos India and all other asian countries combine to form a unified asia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 11, 2012, 05:24:10 pm
Which are the bigger threat - Islamists or Asians?

Man slips on ice and dislocates his shoulder
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on June 11, 2012, 05:57:07 pm
Where is your Global Warming now?

Barack Obama's mother reveals home video of Obama's birth, including shots of the baby being taken from the hospital to the family home. These are quite clearly set in Hawaii.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 11, 2012, 06:07:01 pm
Obama Discovered To Have Been Born On Deserted Island!

This:

(http://i.imgur.com/la7Nh.gif)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 13, 2012, 03:49:13 am
Communists developing portal technology!

Michelle Obama organizes a drive to send homemade cookies to troops in Afghanistan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 13, 2012, 10:07:54 am
Do the Obamas Think They Can Do Better Than the Military?

Obama is silent on the question of aliens invading Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 13, 2012, 11:52:42 am
Obama an enabler of illegal aliens - all kinds of them!

Death Eater-controlled Ministry of Magic begins subjecting Muggles to the Dementor's Kiss
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 15, 2012, 06:39:34 pm
Satan Brings Suffering To Several God-Fearing People!

Founding Fathers discovered to have actually been mostly gay and in the closet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 15, 2012, 06:51:08 pm
Satan Brings Suffering To Several God-Fearing People!

Founding Fathers discovered to have actually been mostly gay and in the closet.
Reality has a liberal bias.
My little Pony FIM discovered to heal the sick
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 15, 2012, 09:32:18 pm
Children's Show Propaganda Tool for Socialized Healthcare Advocates

A mass deportation program, put into effect by a Republican-controlled Congress, deports more legal citizens than it does actual undocumented immigrants.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Patches on June 15, 2012, 09:39:20 pm
Large Population of Illegals Posing as Legal Citizens Uncovered

Minority woman without health insurance cannot get abortion, has baby prematurely and costs taxpayers thousands of dollars to keep it on life support for 3 months.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 16, 2012, 03:20:38 am
Brave woman fights to save unborn child!

Fox News is taken over by actual foxes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 16, 2012, 07:31:57 am
Yiff yiff

Christian doctors invent a way to screen whether your unborn baby will grow up gay. Family Christian Family Association recommends all true christians to use this screening and abort the gay before it's too late.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 16, 2012, 08:36:46 am
Yiff yiff

Christian doctors invent a way to screen whether your unborn baby will grow up gay. Family Christian Family Association recommends all true christians to use this screening and abort the gay before it's too late.
Christian group recommends aborting already dead fetuses
Japan builds a space elevator.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 16, 2012, 02:42:53 pm
Japan trying to take over space.


Gay marriage is legalized in all states of the U.S. .
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 16, 2012, 02:47:53 pm
Gays take over!

Romney issues an executive order that everyone who voted for Obama should be executed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 16, 2012, 09:03:42 pm
"Second Amendment Solution" Implemented

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yMLwe69oRA) happens.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 16, 2012, 10:49:29 pm
Special Report: Ninja Assassins


That same ninja after getting patched up goes back and kills his target.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 17, 2012, 04:21:14 am
Hayabusa Attributes Comeback To Jesus!

During one of the debates, Mitt Romney says that democracy is bad, and that it would be better if only rich people had a say in government. A subsequent Gallup survey shows that Romney is now polling at 9%, and Obama is poised to deliver the most crushing defeat in American electoral history since Washington. Texas governor Rick Perry goes so far as to declare that he is voting for Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 17, 2012, 01:33:18 pm
Hayabusa Attributes Comeback To Jesus!

During one of the debates, Mitt Romney says that democracy is bad, and that it would be better if only rich people had a say in government. A subsequent Gallup survey shows that Romney is now polling at 9%, and Obama is poised to deliver the most crushing defeat in American electoral history since Washington. Texas governor Rick Perry goes so far as to declare that he is voting for Obama.
Rick Perry RINO
Kabutops Fossils are found.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 17, 2012, 07:44:08 pm
The Devil Created Fossils! Ban Paleontology!

Upon taking office, Mitt Romney fires the entire US nuclear arsenal against Iowa, New Hampshire, Florida, and Ohio.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 18, 2012, 01:30:14 am
Romney cleanses liberal rogue states.

"Because my religion says so" now a valid legal defence in US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 18, 2012, 01:47:42 am
New Laws Protect Religious Liberty

Hugh Hefner dies. In his will, he stuns the world when he leaves his multi-billion-dollar porn empire to none other than the United States government. He elaborates that his intent was that the government use the profits to help alleviate the federal deficit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 18, 2012, 02:29:24 am
Big Porno Infiltrating Government

Killer Robots Storm Home of Bill Gates' Childhood Bully
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 18, 2012, 04:36:14 am
Robots Invade!!


My country/rock band releases our first album and it goes #1 and stay their for two months.(yes this is a dream of mine)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 18, 2012, 08:19:10 am
Gay Person Releases Album

Khornate cultist uses "Because my religion says so" defense (see zupper's post) to slaughter Bible Belt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 18, 2012, 05:00:19 pm
Man Goes on Killing Spree. Is Allah a Blood God?

Dog takes a nap in the backyard.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 18, 2012, 05:16:35 pm
Black people are lazy

Fox News programming declared hate speech by multiple watch groups
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 18, 2012, 07:08:53 pm
Black people are lazy

Fox News programming declared hate speech by multiple watch groups

Liberals try to censor the truth!

Kim Kardashian dies in car crash.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 18, 2012, 10:43:50 pm
Suspected illegal immigrant gets what was coming to her.

President Romney rents out spare US Military troops as mercenaries to fight various bloody wars around the world. Also everybody gets a 3 year conscription.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on June 19, 2012, 12:53:27 am
Suspected illegal immigrant gets what was coming to her.

President Romney rents out spare US Military troops as mercenaries to fight various bloody wars around the world. Also everybody gets a 3 year conscription.
Romney's new troop utilization offsets military spending - all patriots required to participate.

Republican's declare life begins at conception and all women must go for prenatal ultrasounds once a month to register with the government if they are pregnant or not...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 20, 2012, 11:47:03 am
Republicans defend sanctity of life

11-year-old rape victim tries to get lifesaving abortion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 20, 2012, 12:03:18 pm
Republicans defend sanctity of life

11-year-old rape victim tries to get lifesaving abortion
11 year old tries to pass the buck (oh god I'm sorry for typing that)
Rush says that women must stay in the kitchen and that husbands have the responsibility to shoot them should they show freedom
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 20, 2012, 02:29:57 pm
Rush promotes traditional Biblical definition of marriage

Planned Parenthood discovers way to tell if a fetus will grow up to be gay
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 20, 2012, 03:32:09 pm
Planned Parenthood Makes Children Gay!!!

All GOP members of Congress come out as gay
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 20, 2012, 05:01:30 pm
Teh ghey infects good Christian men of God!

New Republican edition of Bible written in which Jesus mentions the 2nd Amendment and tells the poor to go f*ck themselves
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 20, 2012, 06:13:28 pm
New King James Bible, with language for the 21st Century

Gay, homeless person of color determined to be Jesus, the Son of God. (Not Hey-zues, the lawn care guy)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 20, 2012, 07:36:44 pm
Christ Overcomes Sin!

Scandal revealed where FOX, CBS, NBC, and ABC would coordinate content to keep stories in the public mind, maximizing profits. Subsequently, all networks see their viewership drop to essentially nil.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 20, 2012, 07:56:13 pm
New King James Bible, with language for the 21st Century

Gay, homeless person of color determined to be Jesus, the Son of God. (Not Hey-zues, the lawn care guy)
Fox: kill him to keep status quo (that I think was a Morel Orell ep where they did kill Jesus's second form to keep status quo)
America marries UK
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 20, 2012, 09:07:48 pm
Britain: Stay In The Kitchen
(BBC Response: You really ought to rethink that statement...)

FOX News headquarters attacked by actual foxes. The headline writer is able to type out one final headline as the foxes eat him alive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on June 20, 2012, 09:10:52 pm
BLAME OBAMA FOR OUR DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADFJLERUEOJNFKAEFHEKLFR

Ironbite-Chinese soldiers invade America through Chinatowns the country over.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 21, 2012, 02:44:37 am
CHINESE HORDES INVADE AMERICA FROM WITHIN!

George W. Bush says that he now regrets ever invading Iraq in the first place.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on June 21, 2012, 08:41:46 am
God Testing Good Christian!

A member of FSTDT gets elected president of the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 21, 2012, 09:38:53 am
The Anti-Christ rises!

Pope John Paul fears George W. Bush is the Antichrist (actually happened)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on June 21, 2012, 06:13:25 pm
Commie Catholics Question Bush's Godly Credentials

50 Shades of Gray outsells Harry Potter in paperback. (True Story. (http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69794217.html)) edit to fix link
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 21, 2012, 10:08:44 pm
Liberals Promote Moral Relativism!

Bob from accounting at Fox News is fired, takes employees hostage as a result. The headline writer is able to get out a short message in the official Fox headline.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 23, 2012, 03:11:16 am
Communist Liberal Has Infiltra
[writer is shot, Bob submits the incomplete headline]

Bob manages to leave the building, begins evading police.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 23, 2012, 05:44:28 am
Communist out for revenge.


Bob is later fount dead in his having had committed suicide and he left a note that he wrote in his blood " the ancient ones demand blood!".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 23, 2012, 12:56:43 pm
Communist Terrorist Was A Satanist!

Scientists discover a mysterious black monolith on the far side of the moon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 23, 2012, 03:28:35 pm
God creates a giant monolith on moon to show mankind how great he is.

GOP creates their own propaganda TV-Network.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 23, 2012, 05:04:32 pm
Republicans tell you what the mainstream media won't!

Gunman shoots up school, uses 5000 rounds of ammo, fails to hit a single target
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 23, 2012, 06:08:26 pm
Children with liberal upbringing lack necessary skills for success.

Air Force One pilots eat poisoned fish and die mid-flight. Barack Obama(who had the lasagna) lands the plane on his own with help from an recovering substance abuser on the radio.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 23, 2012, 06:26:41 pm
Obama gets advice from criminals

Nothing of interest happens for a month
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on June 23, 2012, 06:48:33 pm
Liberals Biding Their Time in Plot to Destroy America

New novel published that has an explicitly gay hero; it sells 5m copies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on June 23, 2012, 08:00:50 pm
Homosexuals Using New Novel to Recruit More Victims.

Yellowstone supervolcano explodes, raining tons of volcanic ash all over western US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 23, 2012, 09:58:38 pm
God punishes liberals with a massive eruption, covering the west coast in hot goo.

Mitt Romney busted for marijuana. Gets 10 years.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on June 24, 2012, 01:14:41 am
Romney Framed In Secret Undercover Op

Communism becomes the dominant party in America, utopia ensues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on June 24, 2012, 04:58:36 am
R.I.P. AMERICA 1776 - 2012

Dolan takes over as headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 25, 2012, 12:10:00 pm
War on religion covered 24/7

Dick Cheney performs Cruciatus Curse on innocent Gitmo detainees, defends "enhanced interrogation technique"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 25, 2012, 07:16:59 pm
Dick Cheney: Protecting America From Terrorists!

In 2016, Neil de Grasse Tyson wins the Democratic nomination.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 25, 2012, 07:43:59 pm
Goddamn Niggers take over America!

Fox News uses "N" word in headline





Using that word made me a little ill...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 25, 2012, 08:32:35 pm
CNN uses derogatory words to describe viewers


CNN rebuttals with a whole slew of programing which both assert and prove that of the two news stations Fox is the most racist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 25, 2012, 11:30:36 pm
CNN now run by welfare queens

Keith Olbermann and Glenn Beck mysteriously trade bodies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 26, 2012, 12:08:13 am
Glenn Beck under demonic possession by liberals.

Massive Republican conspiracy of replacing President Obama with a remote controlled robot uncovered.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Her3tiK on June 26, 2012, 12:17:13 am
Nixon's Back! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s46jNfA9iMw)

Skynet & HAL 9000 nominated for Nixon's Cabinet
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on June 26, 2012, 05:54:45 pm
Nixon to Offset Pro-Human Bias with Fresh Views

The Democrats counter by reincarnating FDR.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 26, 2012, 07:24:56 pm
Nixon to Offset Pro-Human Bias with Fresh Views

The Democrats counter by reincarnating FDR.

Democrats use witchcraft to raise the dead!

President Nixon declares his intentions to destroy the world
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 27, 2012, 12:38:35 am
President Nixon is strong believer in the book of revelation.

Just as Nixon is about to launch all nuclear missiles he gets shots by Russian special agents.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 27, 2012, 02:31:14 am
PRESIDENT NIXON ASSASSINATED BY COMMUNISTS!

A category 5 hurricane hits Tampa during the GOP convention. There are no survivors.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 27, 2012, 04:00:18 am
Satan sends hurricane to silince the truth.


Humanity discovers a Mass Relay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 27, 2012, 04:39:48 am
Gateway to heaven found?

Rupert Murdoch admits he secretly funded Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden so he'd get more news to report.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on June 27, 2012, 10:03:36 am
Fox News Responsible for Fall of Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.

Thousands of people starve to death because they cannot stop playing Skyrim expansion Dawnguard.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 27, 2012, 06:50:05 pm
Liberal population control scheme in action?

Rick Perry introduces a new "black tax" so black people can pay for the free transport their ancestors got from Africa.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 27, 2012, 11:37:31 pm
Rick Perry Fights Deficits

In 2013, Congress changes the rules so that every able-bodied congresscritter plays at the Congressional Baseball Game. The result is an epic ballgame that runs to 19 innings. Ron Paul once again knocks it out of the park, but John Kerry's grand salami helps push the Democrats to their eventual 11-10 victory. Later, the head coach of the Washington Nationals says that he would be hesitant to pit his professional players against either party.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 27, 2012, 11:44:15 pm
Liberals cheat at Baseball!

Headline writer replaced by Khorn cultist for millionth time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 28, 2012, 01:50:02 am
PRESIDENT OBAMA WEAK; REFUSES TO CONSIDER MASS SLAUGHTER OF UNEMPLOYED AS SOLUTION TO ECONOMY!

A Slaaneshi cultist takes over Fox. In other news, Kim Kardashian is revealed to be the father of Snooki's baby.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on July 06, 2012, 05:57:51 pm
Kim Karda-

Everything goes back to normal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on July 06, 2012, 06:10:21 pm
Normalcy - Is This Obama's Latest Trick to Distract Voters?

American viewers contact NBC Sports to inform NBC that Americans are sick of seeing gymnastics, swimming and track and field during the Olympics. Instead, Americans want to see fencing, judo, cycling, and water polo
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 07, 2012, 03:46:15 am
Liberal Media Out Of Touch With American Mainstream!

Jesus descends from heaven, and announces that Armageddon has been averted, and all souls living on Earth may now ascend to heaven. The most honored among them, of course, is the gay doctor who aborted the Antichrist, thus completely foiling Satan's plans and saving the human race from the tribulations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 07, 2012, 08:02:26 am
Jesus descends from heaven!

Conservative Christian Community Party is founded because crazy people feel GOP is neither christian or conservative enough. In the next election they grab half of GOP's voter base.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on July 08, 2012, 12:10:46 am
Voters Declare America a Christian Nation

Obama slashes the military budget and directs the money to cancer research.  A cure for cancer is soon discovered.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on July 08, 2012, 11:20:39 am
Obama weakens our military might.

Ironbite-The milkman, the paperboy, and the evening TV come back.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 10, 2012, 10:09:35 pm
America to Return to Family Values Paradise!

Wykked Wytch's dad takes over as headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 11, 2012, 04:28:07 pm
Liberals trying to pollute our bodies with poison!

The Republican Party endorses a new constitutional amendment which would raise the voting age to 50.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on July 11, 2012, 04:38:39 pm
GOP Takes Additional Steps to Reduce Voter Fraud

Catherine Middleton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_middleton) announces she is pregnant.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on July 12, 2012, 10:49:19 am
GOP Takes Additional Steps to Reduce Voter Fraud

Catherine Middleton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_middleton) announces she is pregnant.
Britain plots to retake America.
Indonesia repeals ban on atheism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 12, 2012, 01:06:42 pm
Muslims aim subvert christianity.

President Romney fires the US Congress and replaces them with cheaper illegal immigrants.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 12, 2012, 02:38:13 pm
President Romney Cuts Costs, Fights Democrats In Congress

Curators at Mount Vernon make a shocking discovery: George Washington's private diary, in which he revealed that in his 20s, he converted to Islam. He never revealed his faith in public because he feared that it would make him a social pariah, but he speaks often of how the virtues of Islam guided him and gave him strength, both during the Revolution and during his Presidency.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 12, 2012, 04:01:41 pm
George Washington strong believer in Abrahamic God

Vatican releases the long lost Book of Jesus in which Jesus tells homosexuality is not a sin and poor should not need to pay for healthcare. Pope announces that this is now in canon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 17, 2012, 12:12:29 pm
Heretics fooled by fakery.

Barack Obama wakes up being black.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 19, 2012, 12:53:44 am
Barack Obama Hates White People!

Mitt Romney is caught naked in a hotel room with a Shetland Pony who is not his wife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 20, 2012, 03:11:54 pm
Liberals Criticize Romney's Diplomatic Gestures to Equestria

Al Gore, funded by government grants, invents the Psy-net, which is effectively the same as the internet, except it allows users to link their minds directly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 20, 2012, 04:33:10 pm
Liberals try to mind-control Americans!

Local GOP candidate for governor claims that "Mainstream media - CBS, NBC, Fox - are all paid mouthpieces for Obama"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 20, 2012, 04:53:52 pm
Fifth Columnists? In My GOP?

A FOX broadcast is intercepted by eerie images of Slender Man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on July 20, 2012, 06:31:13 pm
Disturbing Images Interrupt Family Guy

A FOX News broadcast is intercepted by eerie images of Slender Man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 21, 2012, 03:09:14 pm
Anonymous Liberal Geeks Hack Broadcast, Employ Terrorism to Scare Your Children

The Westboro Baptist Church turns out to be made up of CIA plants trying to convince people that free speech is evil and needs to be curtailed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 22, 2012, 02:53:47 am
Liberal Censorship Plot Exposed!

Congress decimated when excessive hot air during yet another debate over raising taxes vs. cutting spending triggers fatal heatstroke in several older Congressmen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on July 23, 2012, 12:19:19 am
Three Distinguished Congressmen Expire, Also Two Democrats

A Puxsatawney resident invents a gopher-powered time machine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 23, 2012, 08:23:56 am
New Front of the Culture War:  Puxsatawney Liberal Favors Gophers Over Groundhogs

Glen Beck is in the middle of a three-hour long rant about how MLK was a communist operative.  Suddenly, he stops, looks into the camera, and calmly says, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make.  I am a liberal, and I always have been.  Everything that I've said has been a lie, a joke, or some combination of the two.  If you believed me, you are an unbelievable idiot."  He then puts on a troll face meme mask, strips naked, and runs off stage laughing hysterically.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on July 23, 2012, 02:50:22 pm
Glenn Beck Liberal Plant - Influence By Dangerous Internet Pirates?

Obama becomes white.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on July 23, 2012, 04:12:09 pm
Obama- Race traitor?

Boehner is revealed to have a tramp stamp.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 23, 2012, 05:39:58 pm
Boehner tries to connect with youths!

Christian radical opens fire at Jewish youth convention.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 23, 2012, 08:34:12 pm
Liberal Media Makes Unfounded Accusations of Gunman's Connection to Tea Party

in other news...

Early Reports Indicate Gunman May Have OWS Connections

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The CIA uncovers a plot by the Romney Campaign to kill Obama's dog and frame the President for the killing.  Internal campaign memos, in Romney's handwriting, with his signature, and covered in his fingerprints, reveal that the reason for doing this was to try to cool environmentalists' support for Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 23, 2012, 11:57:07 pm
Obama Uses CIA Against Political Opponents!

Romney found to be eating his own interns. Alive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on July 24, 2012, 11:52:51 am
Romney Cuts Down on Workplace Waste

In a televised debate, Mitt Romney slips up and refers to American Muslims as "ragheads".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on July 24, 2012, 07:43:53 pm
Romney Calls ‘Em Like He Sees ‘Em

Post Office finds a way to deal with its insane retirement program requirements and soon becomes the very model of fiscal efficiency.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 25, 2012, 01:40:45 pm
Postal Service Prevents Competition From Private Mail Carriers, Should Be Shut Down

Mitt Romney announces plan to execute every US citizen and replace them with clones of himself.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on July 25, 2012, 01:44:43 pm
Romney Introduces Voter Education Plan

Rupert Murdoch is caught soliciting a rent-boy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 25, 2012, 02:55:07 pm
Rupert Murdoch Tries To Cure Boy Of Homosexuality!

President Romney signs an executive order legalizing rape
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Damen on July 25, 2012, 03:03:13 pm
Romney feels boys will be boys.

Theater shooter may have loose links to the Ron Paul For President campaign.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 27, 2012, 04:04:43 pm
Liberals infiltrate Ron Paul for President campaign.

Humanity enslaved by aliens. Barack Obama eliminates alien threat all by himself.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 27, 2012, 04:30:22 pm
Bush-era Alien Defense Policies Pay Off

It turns out that Herman Cain was an advanced scout for the alien invasion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on July 28, 2012, 12:19:56 am
Are All Blacks Socialist Aliens?

Obama goes on a fishing trip with Mitt Romney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Delirium on July 28, 2012, 12:22:26 am
Why Does Obama Hate Fish?

Obama goes to the supermarket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 28, 2012, 05:33:49 am
Obama Ignores Presidential Duties and Goes Shopping Instead.

A pastor of a fundie Baptist church sets a mosque on fire during Friday worship, killing 4 people and injuring many more. He tells police he was "doing what God ordered."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 28, 2012, 03:13:40 pm
Isolated incident kills 4 people.

Xenu returns in a giant spaceship and takes all scientologists with him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 29, 2012, 11:33:47 am
Tom Cruise Finally Shuts Up

A full on war erupts between cats and dogs.  Though dogs are bigger and stronger, feline use of guerilla tactics results in an even, back and forth war.  The death toll reaches into the millions within a month.  Obama attempts to arrange peace negotiations, but neither side will talk.  Because they can't.  Because they're cats and dogs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on July 29, 2012, 07:49:54 pm
Obama Ignores Issues of Dog-Cat War, Lets Millions Die

Ron Paul drops out of the presidential race.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on July 29, 2012, 07:58:09 pm
Ron Paul Silenced By Liberal Media

Pizza delivered to Fox News headquarters is too hot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on July 29, 2012, 09:30:57 pm
Radioactive Pizza: Terrorist Plot?

Palestine acquires a nuclear weapon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 29, 2012, 11:35:11 pm
Terrorists threaten to destroy Holy Land while Obama does nothing.

Israel reveals it has dozens of nuclear missiles already and threatens to use them on the aforementioned Palestinians.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on July 30, 2012, 01:28:44 am
Israel Vows to Deal With Newfound Terrorist Threat

Palestine tests its nuke on Israeli soil in an area close enough to be noticed, but far enough away from civilian populations to minimise unnecessary deaths.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on July 30, 2012, 01:31:38 am
Palestine Tests Nukes In Show of Aggression, Endangers Civilians

Michele Bachmann is bitten by a mosquito.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 30, 2012, 04:12:21 pm
Tune In For Our Up-To-Date Coverage of Michelle Bachmann's Condition!

Following the conventions, Barack Obama makes a short, humorous speech in which he says that he is looking forward to the campaign, and promises to buy Mitt Romney a six pack of beer after he (Obama) wins. Romney responds by essentially matching the President, promising to buy Obama a six pack after his own inevitable victory.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 30, 2012, 05:24:49 pm
Obama tries to bribe Romney out of the race.

Atheistic nations win all Olympic medals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 30, 2012, 11:44:26 pm
Are Olympics rigged or is Satan empowering godless nations?

President Obama is run over by a car and spends two weeks in the hospital.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 30, 2012, 11:50:13 pm
Obama takes time off while nation crumbles to pieces.

Mexico surpasses America in GDP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on July 31, 2012, 07:31:44 am
Mexico’s Stolen Wealth

Top Republican lawmakers publicly admit to sabotaging the economy just to make Obama look bad.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on July 31, 2012, 09:29:11 am
Tireless Warriors of Freedom Think Outside the Box When Bringing Down Liberal Tyrants.

Michelle Obama announces she's pregnant.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on July 31, 2012, 12:21:13 pm
Anti-Obesity Hypocrite:  First Lady Gains Weight

Ronald Reagan's secret diary is discovered.  It turns out that he had a thing for cocaine and underage, black male prostitutes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on July 31, 2012, 03:21:10 pm
Contrary to liberal claims, Pres. Reagan was a frontrunner in the AIDS epidemic.

Member of British royal family wins silver in the Olympics. (http://www.nbcolympics.com/news-blogs/equestrian/zara-phillips-great-britain-win-silver.html)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 31, 2012, 03:46:40 pm
Olympics Rigged

Cthulhu wakes up and turns out he's an okay guy and starts handing out hookers and blow.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: N. De Plume on July 31, 2012, 11:38:50 pm
Ocean-born Demon’s Corrupting Influence

Harry Potter turns out to be based on true events.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 01, 2012, 01:15:08 am
Britain Secretly Controlled By Occultist Conspiracy

A starving, miserable stray kitten shows up on the White House lawn. President Obama takes it in and the First Family nurses it back to health.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on August 01, 2012, 02:49:27 am
Mr Obama wasted his taxpayer paid for time for his 12th break this year alone, on an unimportant project.

or maybe

President exposes his own children to possibly rabid stray...


New Teaparty winner in Texas caught doing satanic rituals with his staff...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on August 01, 2012, 08:32:27 am
Cover for Kittengate?

New evidence surfaces that the Obama Administration faked evidence that Teapartier McDumbasserson (R-TX) engaged in Satanic rituals in order to distract attention from the scandal now known as Kittengate.  For full coverage of Kittengate:  One Post Later, see below...

In true Gerald Ford fashion, Mitt Romney trips and falls as he is boarding his plane.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 01, 2012, 06:04:25 pm
Mitt Romney emulates the pope by kissing the runway for luck.

Mitt Romney's tax reports show that he has donated millions to ACLU, NAACP and Stem Cell Research Foundations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 02, 2012, 04:14:31 pm
Liberal organizations abuse Romney's generosity to further their twisted agenda.

The Prop 8 case reaches the Supreme Court, which overturns the amendment and rules all same-sex marriage bans unconstitutional.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 02, 2012, 04:42:31 pm
SECOND CIVIL WAR IMMINENT?
Federal Government Encroaches on States' Rights

A Hindu organisation uses the swastika in its logo.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 03, 2012, 03:07:04 pm
Are Hindus Anti-Semitic?

The Republican National Convention endorses a constitutional amendment to make Christianity America's official religion. In response, several prominent Republicans, including Eric Cantor and John McCain, split from the Republican party, and Jewish organizations across the nation condemn the Republicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 03, 2012, 05:50:05 pm
Liberals Steal From the Ranks of Patriots

An assassination attempt fails when Obama catches the bullet inches from his own head.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 03, 2012, 09:08:26 pm
OBAMA DISPLAYS SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES
Is He Out of Touch With American People?

During a visit to Africa, Romney mentions how, as President, he'll "take up the White Man's Burden".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 04, 2012, 01:24:41 am
Romney reachng out to the uneducated Africans
Goddess Madoka decends to bring forth era of prosperity
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 04, 2012, 09:22:28 am
The Anti-Christ arrives.

Mitt Romney proposes getting rid of poor people by selling them as slaves to South American dictatorships.

*)Mitt Romney considers you're poor if you make less than a million dollars in a year.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 04, 2012, 06:10:03 pm
Presidential candidate vows to clean up our streets, find homes and jobs for the poor.

Shooting by Christian fundamentalist at gay pride parade leaves 5 dead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 04, 2012, 07:28:54 pm
Gay pride leads to death.

Religion of moneyism founded. Because exchange of currency is a holy rite under the religion's rules it has the same confidentiality as catholic confession. Therefore moneyists don't need to report anything to IRS.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 04, 2012, 07:33:50 pm
Religious Group Espouses Free-Market Ideals

Moneyists use their status as a religion to gain tax exemption.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 04, 2012, 07:47:45 pm
New turning point reached in fight against anti-religious agenda.

Vietnam legalizes same-sex marriage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 04, 2012, 08:27:38 pm
Communists Endorse Same-Sex Marriage

Use of singular they becomes standard in the language of the newer generations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 05, 2012, 01:10:14 am
Youth declare war on traditional English
Godoka comes again with her wife and brings forth permanent democracy and peace on Earth
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on August 05, 2012, 02:09:40 pm
Foreign Menace Takes Over Earth

Scooby Doo & Gang expose Glenn Beck's fearmongering as a ploy to get more money.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 05, 2012, 02:44:48 pm
Dirty hippies set up conservative hero.

Science cures little child's cancer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on August 05, 2012, 06:04:06 pm
Scientists Play God, Put Doctors Out Of Work

Disney puts out a movie that features a gay, Hispanic prince who falls in love with a bisexual, Asian peasant. They live happily ever after.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 05, 2012, 09:29:49 pm
Children's Film Tears Down Traditional Family Structure

A cure for HIV is found; a group of wealthy philanthropists work to distribute the medicine for free among the poor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on August 05, 2012, 09:38:57 pm
Group works to undermine pharmaceutical companies.

Man who was given the death penalty is pardoned after overwhelming proof shows that original judge based decision of race.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 06, 2012, 01:43:37 am
Group works to undermine pharmaceutical companies.

Man who was given the death penalty is pardoned after overwhelming proof shows that original judge based decision of race.
NAACP revives racism.
Events of Sword Art Online happen trapping 10k people in a game where when their hp hits 0 they die
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 06, 2012, 10:58:00 am
Video games cause death.

God smites Pat Robertson.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 06, 2012, 09:33:17 pm
Beloved Preacher and Television Personality Dies in Tragic House Fire

A new film follows the life of Jesus as depicted in the Jefferson Bible.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 07, 2012, 02:28:08 pm
Liberals try to rewrite the Bible!

In 2025, American astronaut Jessica Brewers becomes the first human to set foot on Mars. The second is Russian cosmonaut Vladimir Kolkovsky. Then, Kolkovsky drops to one knee unexpectedly, pulls out a ring, and asks Brewers to marry him. She accepts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 08, 2012, 08:18:25 am
Liberals try to rewrite the Bible!

In 2025, American astronaut Jessica Brewers becomes the first human to set foot on Mars. The second is Russian cosmonaut Vladimir Kolkovsky. Then, Kolkovsky drops to one knee unexpectedly, pulls out a ring, and asks Brewers to marry him. She accepts.
NASA betrays us to commies
Lesbian mom dies in a fire to save her daughter and her wife 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 08, 2012, 08:37:47 pm
G-d Kills Evil Lesbian!

Mitt Romney announces that if elected President, he will cut NASA's budget entirely. A week later, a new Gallup poll shows Barack Obama sweeping Florida.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 09, 2012, 04:06:44 am
Obama pandering to the base again.

Kim Jong-Un watches an episode of My Little Pony: FIM and realizes friendship is more important than dictatorship. The Korean conflict ends the next day.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 09, 2012, 08:20:26 am
Kim Jong-un Adopts Radical Tolerationism, Conquers South Korea

Israeli strikes on Iran only serve to further cripple the Iranian economy and infrastructure and ultimately do nothing to solve that country's issues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 09, 2012, 03:10:11 pm
Israel Needs American Support

Both major US parties agree to settle the election with a mech battle.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 09, 2012, 03:12:41 pm
Democrats form agreement to bypass democratic process.

Family rescues kitten and takes kitten to local vet office to be placed for adoption.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 10, 2012, 01:19:34 pm
Liberals torment vet offices
Israel launches a nuke at Mecca
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 10, 2012, 03:00:54 pm
Israel strikes a blow for freedom!

During the 200m Olympic hurdle, the American runner stumbles and breaks her ankle. The Libyan runner turns around and rushes to her aid.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 10, 2012, 07:48:46 pm
Lybian redeeming for Gaddafi,
Spaceship lands in Kyushu from the distant planet Equestia bearing Princess Luna's delegation and they wish to establish trade and immigration relations
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 10, 2012, 10:04:35 pm
Japanese Consort With Aliens!

Republican Congress passes law restricting the franchise to people who own at least one acre of land... which just so happens to consist mostly of right-leaning rural farmers and ranchers, along with a handful of wealthy landowners.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on August 10, 2012, 11:22:33 pm
Obama:  Founding Fathers' Values not Good Enough
President Obama today announced that he would veto the Traditional Voting Restoration Act, which would return the voter registration process to requirements similar to those laid out by the Founding Fathers.

Obama wins re-election by only a handful of electoral votes.  Obama won the state of Florida by fewer than 500 votes at the first count, and 450 votes after a machine recount.  Knowing that if he wins Florida, he wins the election, Romney requests a hand recount in the state.  Obama opposes the request.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 10, 2012, 11:44:39 pm
Obama endorces voter fraud
hand recount comes up with obama winning by 550 votes
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 11, 2012, 12:25:10 am
Did Obama Rig The Election?

Republican Congresscritter Tom Tancredo, upon hearing that the Russian spies were planning to recruit their US-born children, calls for the expulsion of all immigrants and first-generation Americans as potential spies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 11, 2012, 12:32:24 am
Did Obama Rig The Election?

Republican Congresscritter Tom Tancredo, upon hearing that the Russian spies were planning to recruit their US-born children, calls for the expulsion of all immigrants and first-generation Americans as potential spies.
Congressmen protects our boarders
The ponies ask to speak with Obama and Shining Armor and Candice are asked to be ambassadors.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on August 12, 2012, 12:31:23 am
Talking Ponies - Their Regressive, Monarchic Society and What They Want With America!

South Carolina Congressman introduces a bill to make a Nordic / Aryan Beauty Appreciation Day. He is widely reviled by most other news stations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on August 12, 2012, 01:24:21 am
Reverse Racism in the Mainstream Media

Paul Ryan reads the constitution, realizes that he has far more power now than he would if he became Vice President, and requests that he not be put on the Republican ticket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 12, 2012, 01:30:00 am
Ryan gives up power to appease the founders
The ponies introduce a golden age on both planets and humans and ponies move full time to each planet forming basic colonies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on August 12, 2012, 01:43:44 am
[Are you implying ponies are found on Mars or something?]

Humanity Becomes Completely Emasculated

Mitt Romney is elected and unemployment spikes in every state so much that there are riots on the streets
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on August 12, 2012, 03:12:21 pm
President Romney Dealing with Lingering Effects of Obama's Policies

The government declassifies documents proving that the Stargate is real, and every god in human history, including the Judeo-Christian God, was a Goa'uld.  Oh, and Teal'c killed the Christian God with his bare hands.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 12, 2012, 03:27:48 pm
America: Even More Awesome Than We Thought

Facing crippling budget cuts, the US Navy goes pirate, attacking cargo ships on the high seas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 12, 2012, 03:50:28 pm
Arrrrrrrrrrr, mateys, we be gettin' ourselves some booty, ye scurvy dogs.

Paul Ryan shown to have sent money to Uganda in support of death-penalty-for-gays bill.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 12, 2012, 04:55:33 pm
Ryan turns out to be an even stronger supporter of traditional family values than was originally believed.

Romney states in an interview that all those making less than $50,000 a year should be sent to "work camps" or euthanized.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 12, 2012, 05:04:05 pm
Romney Shows Support of Job Creation

Romney accepted investment money from families tied to death squads in El Salvador.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 13, 2012, 06:00:37 am
Romney Builds Reputation with International Community

Due to a mistake with autocorrect, Mitt Romney's name is misspelled as "Mitt Mammon" in an official Romney campaign press release.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 13, 2012, 06:42:16 am
Computer software written by Atheist Liberal Bill Gates fails again.

OR

Computer software written by communists fails again(for Open Office users).

Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney come up with a new form of government where the state owns and runs all businesses and pays equal divident for all shareholders(US Citizens).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vypernight on August 13, 2012, 06:49:47 am
Ryan's job plan is shown to actually put 99% of the population (including EVERYONE at Fox news) out of work.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 13, 2012, 07:52:41 am
Vyper, you forgot to add the new story.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vypernight on August 13, 2012, 08:04:08 am
Oops, um, "Government-sponsered initative to save Obama-created floundering economy."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 13, 2012, 12:35:04 pm
Ryan's job plan is shown to actually put 99% of the population (including EVERYONE at Fox news) out of work.

Democrats Attack Ryan's Job Plan

Aliens abduct both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 13, 2012, 04:51:40 pm
Republican Candidate Targeted by Liberal Spaceships

Capitalists threaten to "Go Galt" in response to Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 13, 2012, 05:12:51 pm
Business Leaders React to Obama's Mishandling of the Economy

With the capitalists having made good on their promise to "go Galt," a proper socialist economy begins to develop.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2012, 08:44:56 am
Business Leaders React to Obama's Mishandling of the Economy

With the capitalists having made good on their promise to "go Galt," a proper socialist economy begins to develop.

Communists Found to Have Infiltrated All Levels of Society! President Obama and His Entire Administration Arrested for Questioning!

Jesus returns, ushers in an era of world peace (WITHOUT forcing anyone to convert) and tells the Christian Right to stop being assholes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 14, 2012, 12:37:01 pm
Jesus, not a True Christian?

TSA agents shoot a toddler for running around suspiciously at an airport.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 14, 2012, 01:56:54 pm
Jesus, not a True Christian?

TSA agents shoot a toddler for running around suspiciously at an airport.

Heroic TSA Agent Foils Al-Qaeda Infantry

Mitt Romney turns out to be Sarah Palin in disguise
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 17, 2012, 01:06:37 pm
Republican party celebrates the first female presidential candidate in history!

Research reveals the second amendment has a typo. It originally said "right to bare arms" in reference to government not requiring strict dress codes for the militias.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 17, 2012, 01:44:46 pm
Republican party celebrates the first female presidential candidate in history!

Research reveals the second amendment has a typo. It originally said "right to bare arms" in reference to government not requiring strict dress codes for the militias.

Liberals Claim Founding Fathers Supported Public Nudity

Pat Robertson gets hit in the head by a meteorite the size of a small pea, reactivating the dormant empathy centers of his brain. He goes on to denounce everything he used to say and start a new worldwide campaign on behalf of the poor, disabled and disadvantaged.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 17, 2012, 11:31:01 pm
Pat Robertson Suffers Brain Damage! Pray For His Swift Recovery

An alien vessel crashes south of Seattle. One wounded alien crawls out of the wreckage. The first words spoken by an extraterrestrial on Earth are "Help us."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 17, 2012, 11:40:21 pm
Illegal Immigant Asks For Handout

Mitt Romney is discovered to be a clone of Jimmy Hoffa.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 18, 2012, 11:07:07 am
Republicans Support Scientific Research!

Chik-Fil-A is revealed to be an Al-Qaeda front, with all profits going to support terrorism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 18, 2012, 11:11:13 am
Muslims destroy america from the inside!

Turns out Mitt Romney has made all of his millions of dollars by running a social security scam.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 18, 2012, 11:37:27 pm
Mitt Romney Shows Flaws In Social Security

Minecraft becomes the most popular game of all time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 19, 2012, 02:59:01 pm
Swedish liberal conspiracy to numb our children's brains succeeds!

Mitt Romney euthanizes his wife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 19, 2012, 03:58:51 pm
Ann Romney Dies.

Studies show that liberals donate blood 100 times more often than conservatives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 19, 2012, 04:06:55 pm
Liberals Attempting Blood-Borne Takeover

Disney and Pixar unveil their next project, a CG-animated film about racial issues and tolerance.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 20, 2012, 08:36:05 am
Disney Involved In Brain-Washing Experiment

School prayer is mandated...but the mandated prayer is Wiccan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on August 20, 2012, 08:42:11 am
Witchcraft and Satanism infiltrating schools!


A Wiccan teen is thrown out of a public  school due to his religion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 20, 2012, 09:48:53 am
Cult Member Claims Discrimination

A fundamentalist Christian teen is thrown out of school for picking fights with non-believers, disrupting class to preach and generally being a jackass.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 20, 2012, 11:47:17 am
Are public schools promoting intolerance
Muslim girl walking down the street has her hijab rippedd off and spat on
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on August 20, 2012, 12:50:55 pm
Patriots Hawk A Loogie For Freedom

A second season of Firefly is announced.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 20, 2012, 04:44:18 pm
Patriots Hawk A Loogie For Freedom

A second season of Firefly is announced.
Well known Atheist continues indoctrination.
Said Muslim girl beats her attackers up and the cops rule self defense
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 20, 2012, 10:02:18 pm
Is Islam really a religion of peace?

Mars rover discovers living bacteria on Mars
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on August 21, 2012, 12:06:02 am
Heathens Found On Mars: Can They Be Converted To Christ?

Obama is seen eating at a Chinese restaurant.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 21, 2012, 12:43:52 am
Obama Panders to Overseas Communist Ties

A video is leaked of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan having steamy gay sex with each other.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on August 21, 2012, 04:57:07 am
Romney supports non-traditional families, which Obama still hasn't granted rights.

Chick Fil A people caught having gay sex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 21, 2012, 08:45:56 am
Romney supports non-traditional families, which Obama still hasn't granted rights.

Chick Fil A people caught having gay sex.

Chick-Fil-A Owners Clarify Position On Gay Marriage

Everyone in the Bush Administration gets prosecuted for war crimes over Iraq.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 21, 2012, 11:45:05 pm
Conservative Leaders Persecuted!

Following Obama's reelection, the head of the RNC accuses Fox News of secretly supporting Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 22, 2012, 08:53:26 am
"Stealth Democrats" Infiltrate Highest Levels of GOP, Spread Slanderous Assertions

WikiLeaks reveals that Faux Noise has been a massive put-on the whole time, attempting to show people the "1984"-like world hardline conservatives would create.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 22, 2012, 10:07:31 am
Liberals Attack Fox News!

A Muslim soldier receives the Medal of Honor posthumously
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 22, 2012, 06:18:23 pm
War hero dies in combat due to lack of belief in Jesus.

 Vladimir Putin goes hunting bears with his bare arms.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on August 22, 2012, 06:52:24 pm
Muslim gets awarded for being a suicide bomber
Canada is richer then America again.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on August 22, 2012, 08:06:31 pm
War hero dies in combat due to lack of belief in Jesus.

 Vladimir Putin goes hunting bears with his bare arms.
Russian people fight for the right to arm bears

Muslim gets awarded for being a suicide bomber
Canada is richer then America again.

Way late.
Canada prints money with nothing to back it.

Romney challenges Obama to an MMA fight.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on August 23, 2012, 02:05:51 am
GOP Nominee Assaulted by Black Man

Bashar al-Assad endorses Romney and the Iranian government endorses Obama on the same day.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 23, 2012, 09:01:05 am
Iranians Endorse Obama!

Elected president, Mitt Romney manages to immediately outlaw abortion, legalize polygamy and institute laws saying that the family is the property of the oldest male, to do with as he wishes, no matter how evil or twisted.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 23, 2012, 12:55:07 pm
President Romney re-establishes biblical values to America.

HBO produces a made-for-TV movie about the life of Abraham Lincoln. The titular character is played by a black man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 23, 2012, 07:11:41 pm
Liberals Insinuate Lincoln Was Gay

As Romney's policies continue to decimate America, Washington, California, Oregon, and Hawaii declare independence, establishing the Pacific Republic. The US Pacific Fleet joins them, making the new nation a nuclear power.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 23, 2012, 08:45:14 pm
Liberals destroy United States. Should we invade the Pacific Republic to eliminate their nuclear capability and destroy their WMDs?

President Obama gets a spider bite on his ear, causing his ear to swell up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 23, 2012, 10:08:59 pm
Nature itself hates Obama.

Romney uses the N-word in a speech on education.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 24, 2012, 12:18:54 am
Romney Tells It Like It Is

An island in the middle of the Pacific is colonised and developed by Objectivists looking to form a utopian society. It quickly becomes a brutal police state with a wealth-based caste system enforced by propaganda and violence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 24, 2012, 12:56:48 am
Atheist society fails.

The Yes Men reveal their latest satirical campaign has been the entire 2012 Republican presidential race. "Oh man you guys are such an idiots", says Chip Whitley, the man playing the character of rich crony capitalist Mitt Romney. "When I realized I had the chance to troll the entire nation, of course I had to say yes even though I had to wear a fat suit" says "Newt Gingrich". "I couldn't believe how Fox News tried to play up every stupid thing I said as a positive" said Akilah Al Fayed, popularly known as "Michelle Bachmann". "What do you mean 'the entire campaign was a satire'?"  asked Rick Santorum.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 24, 2012, 01:23:15 am
Ron Paul Proves Viability in Face of Mass Conspiracy

Obama proceeds to win a landslide victory against the GOP's Ron Paul/Paul Ryan ticket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 24, 2012, 04:23:53 pm
Obama steals the election!

George Washington rises from the grave to endorse Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 24, 2012, 06:59:35 pm
Democrats practice necromancy.

New Fox News Headline writer doesn't know the modern meanings of certain euphenisms.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 24, 2012, 07:17:56 pm
Democrats Try To Confuse Americans!

Aurora Theater Shooter Endorses Mitt Romney
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 24, 2012, 07:44:09 pm
Democrats set up False Flag Operation

Someone uses a blunderbuss and a cannon in a drive-by shooting.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 25, 2012, 06:15:52 am
Unnecessary gun control limits american hoodlums.

Giant squid aliens invade Earth. Mitt Romney claims to be humanity's ultimate representative and negotiates himself a cushy host body on the other side of the galaxy while the earth is harvested for slave workers and natural resources.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 25, 2012, 02:31:46 pm
Romney welcomes our alien job creators!

New manuscript  of Ayn Rand's work fiund in which it was revealed her pro capitalist stance was hardcore trolling and she was really a Soviet informer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 25, 2012, 06:49:02 pm
Soviets Infiltrated American Intelligentsia!

Paul Ryan gives birth to the Antichrist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on August 26, 2012, 03:45:56 am
Paul Ryan supports non-traditional families!


Romney has a mistress whom he forced to get an abortion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 26, 2012, 08:35:36 am
Plebeian extorts Romney for money.

Turns out Paul Ryan is a fictional character invented by Romney campaign to make Mitt seem like a good guy by comparison.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 26, 2012, 09:08:37 am
Liberals Attacks Prevent Romney From Naming A Running Mate

The Mahdi comes and ushers in an era of global peace, all in the name of Allah.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Deus ex Populo on August 26, 2012, 02:13:07 pm
Radical Muslim Targets American Military Power

A man named Barack Hussein Obama, unrelated to the President, is found living in Kenya.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 26, 2012, 02:27:03 pm
Obama - Proof that he's an usurper!

Prominent economist who supported suplly side economics comes out and says that it has been a failure.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 26, 2012, 06:01:20 pm
Liberal Economist Denies Common Sense!

Mitt Romney revealed as the Whore of Babylon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2012, 09:09:11 am
Romney Support Biblical Prophecy!

A Buddhist gets elected president. Their policies slash unemployment to almost nil, bring the Middle East conflict to a peaceful end and help people realize how little they actually need in the way of luxuries.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on August 27, 2012, 09:25:01 am
Religious extremest take over america 


Another category five hurricane hits New Orleans and Obama mobilise a rescue effort saving 70% of the population as well as giving financial aid to those who lost their homes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on August 27, 2012, 09:35:51 am
Obama Administration Forces Relocation, Increases Entitlements.

An obscure third party candidate wins the White House with 73% of the popular vote.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 27, 2012, 09:43:22 am
Mitt Romney Elected President

The zombie apocalypse starts, but only conservatives turn into standard zombies. Liberals become intelligent zombies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 28, 2012, 08:55:30 am
BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSS!

Senator Akin shoots up the Republican convention.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2012, 01:49:41 pm
Angry Democrat Attempts To Assassinate Romney!

Barack Obama is revealed to be the second coming of Christ.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 28, 2012, 02:27:14 pm
Obama: Destroying the world!

An earthquake hits California, but no-one in San Francisco is killed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: fatherbrain on August 28, 2012, 03:05:25 pm
Gays Shown Gods Mercy


Obama donates $1,000,000 to feed the homeless
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2012, 03:25:05 pm
Obama Increases Entitlements

Obama enacts a jobs program that cuts unemployment down to those who are either completely unable to work (physically or mentally) or actively avoiding work.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: fatherbrain on August 28, 2012, 03:44:28 pm
Obama Cuts Unemployment Relief By 85%


Obama stops and helps a stranded motorist by changing their tire
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 29, 2012, 05:48:17 am
Obama takes time off from running the country.

Todd Akin caught investing millions of dollars on a company developing a safe DIY abortion kit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 29, 2012, 08:38:25 am
Todd Akin Supports Family Planning

The entirety of the Republican Party spontaneously combusts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 29, 2012, 11:11:00 am
Satan Attacks Godly Republicans With Hellfire!

A massive fire-breathing dragon lands outside the United States Air Force Academy in Colorado, and asks to join the Air Force.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 29, 2012, 02:24:57 pm
Proof that the U.S. military is multicultural and inclusive of all.

Neil Armstrong, first man to walk on the moon, dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on August 29, 2012, 02:55:43 pm
Government Conspirator Dies (alternatively: Communist-Beating American Hero Passes)

Michele Bachmann returns from Switzerland, renounces Tea Party in order to embrace European ideals.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 29, 2012, 03:40:22 pm
Michelle Bachman: Traitor

Mitt Romney confesses to eating live kittens for breakfast.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 29, 2012, 03:45:17 pm
Romney reveals secrets of success: the Romney diet!

Some woman sells a kiss n tell story to newspapers about salicious things that happened while Romney was doing his Mormin missionary bit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 30, 2012, 08:59:58 am
Democrats Slander Romney

Mitt Romney gets elected and is sworn in over the sacrificed bodies of Barack Obama and his family.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on August 30, 2012, 12:31:29 pm
Romney Sworn in as President
(done with careful camera angles so as to not show the dead bodies)


Paul Ryan announces that he believes all women should be required (by law) to give birth at least once in their lives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 30, 2012, 01:40:48 pm
Paul Ryan Supports Pro-Family Platform

Religious extremists deliberately engineer the start of WWIII because they think it will force God to enact the Rapture.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on August 30, 2012, 06:43:28 pm
God's Judgement Imminent!

Mysterious disease breaks out in Europe.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on August 30, 2012, 08:27:37 pm
God Smites Godless European Liberals

A disease that targets only the willfully ignorant goes endemic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 31, 2012, 04:28:47 am
God tries his chosen people.

Dog gives birth to cat, forcing Ray Comfort reconsider his views on evolution.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 31, 2012, 08:51:18 am
Liberals Support Inter-Species Marriage

Fox News is forced by federal judges to change its name to Faux Noise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on August 31, 2012, 03:26:56 pm
Fox News changes it's name because liberal media has tarnished the meaning of the word "News"

China changes to the Nordic Model* and becomes the most prosperous country in the world within 5 years.

*high taxes, lenient on crime, free healthcare etc
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 01, 2012, 05:09:57 pm
Why Communist China Must Be Bombed.

The Yellowstone Caldera explodes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 03, 2012, 07:04:28 pm
The Apocalypse Begins! Rapture Imminent!

President Mitt Romney announces that he will be essentially killing all government-sponsored charity programs, including Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, welfare, unemployment benefits, and all foreign aid. Religious and charitable organizations universally condemn the decision. The Mormon church formally expels Romney, and the Catholic Church does the same to Vice President Paul Ryan. Israel and Egypt sever diplomatic ties with the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on September 03, 2012, 08:58:18 pm
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 03, 2012, 09:18:05 pm
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)

Canadians Using Satanic Powers To Predict The Future!

(it's the plot of Mass Effect)

Mitt Romney is photographed at a KKK rally.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on September 04, 2012, 08:40:27 am
Romney does gods work


Humanity finally lands on mars and discovers accent buried technology unlocking the ability for us to travel using FTL drives. Soon we discover a large structure that can transport ships across millions of light-years and activate it we find many more and we come into contact with a bird like race that attack us,soon a small skirmish breaks out over a human colony and is disrupted by a mono gender race of aliens and we are inducted into the  galactic community. (I will put who ever gets this real name into the next story I write as a main charichter.)

Canadians Using Satanic Powers To Predict The Future!

(it's the plot of Mass Effect)

Mitt Romney is photographed at a KKK rally.
Mitt Romney interacts with Democrats
A human soldier finds proof of the Reapers and warns all races to be prepared
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on September 04, 2012, 09:42:59 am
Canadian sodier finds proof of the rapture

Said human soldier dies in a spaceship crash and is brought back to life by a splinter human group to destroy a race of evil bug people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 04, 2012, 10:10:45 am
Jesus Supports Cerberus

Following our first contact, Earth's leaders form a global alliance to defend the planet. After much debate, they vote to establish their permanent headquarters in Jericho, Palestine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on September 04, 2012, 03:56:21 pm
United against Israel
Soldier builds the Crucible destroys the Reapers and announces she's pregnant with Liara's kids
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 05, 2012, 09:09:02 am
Antichrist's Mother Found! (Just throwing that out, since I have no idea what you guys are on about.  :P )

Barack Obama is assassinated the night before the 2012 election.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: fatherbrain on September 06, 2012, 04:11:31 pm
Liberal plot to place Biden in White House is a success, Nation doomed



Romney is caught in the penn state showers violating a 10 year old boy on video
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 06, 2012, 06:52:46 pm
Romney Entrapped In Gay Liberal Plot

Paul Ryan implicated in international sex-trafficking scandal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 06, 2012, 09:03:20 pm
Ryan Found to be Leader of Organization that Saves Women from Communist Regimes by Bringing Them to the US and Providing Jobs for Them.

Romney admits to liking soccer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 06, 2012, 09:31:45 pm
Romney Is A Traitor!

Mitt Romney declares that children are the number one threat to America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on September 06, 2012, 09:43:13 pm
Romney Stands Up Against Teenage Hooliganism

Learning a second language becomes a graduation requirement in U.S. high schools nationwide.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 07, 2012, 08:39:24 am
Liberal Brainwashing Plot Revealed!

George W. Bush, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are all discovered to be androids remot-controlled by Dick Cheney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 07, 2012, 01:48:55 pm
Republicans have greater unity than Democrats.

Evangelical preacher predicts Judgment Day will happen at midnight after Election day if Obama is reelected.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 09, 2012, 01:03:13 pm
Experts agree Obama is antichrist.

In order to gain popularity with the youger voters, Mitt Romney starts dating a Kardhashian.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 09, 2012, 01:27:14 pm
Mitt Romney Reaches Out To Young Voters

At a campaign rally, the Kardashian in question is asked a complicated question, malfunctions, and explodes in a shower of sparks, exposing it and its sisters as robots.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 10, 2012, 12:07:18 am
Plot to destroy Mitt Romney's reputation discovered. Could Democrats have been behind Robotgate?

Obama screams in pain during speech; Romney supporter in audience found stabbing an Obama voodoo doll.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 10, 2012, 06:19:51 am
More Evidence that Obama is Not Tough Enough to be President

All stocks owned by Romney (and only ones owned by him) crash, leaving the Romney family penniless.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2012, 08:35:17 am
Stock Market Crash: Pure Happenstance, or Liberal Plot?

Mitt Romney is elected. Four years later, when the results of the next election would kick him out, he seizes power in a military coup and declares himself president-for-life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 10, 2012, 01:16:23 pm
All hail Supreme Leader Romney!

Former OWS protesters organize an armed militia and storm the US Capitol Mitt Romney's summer home taking over the country.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2012, 01:38:58 pm
Commies Invade!

Congress actually starts cooperating with President Obama, causing unemployment to drop to unprecedented lows.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Cataclysm on September 10, 2012, 02:58:07 pm
Republicans majority improves economy.

This thread was moved here (http://forums.fstdt.net/general-discussion/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on September 10, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
Technical Difficulties:  FOX Unable to Find Inspiration for Headlines

Obama calls a joint session of Congress, and gives a speech about cooperation and coming together.  It is so well received that all in attendance join in an orgy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 10, 2012, 03:47:17 pm
Obama Brainwashes Congress, Founds Sex Cult

Drugs are legalized, grandfathered into existing alcohol/tobacco laws.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on September 10, 2012, 03:53:03 pm
Romney Mentoring Youth

After Romney is elected president, the first thing he does is invite Iranian president (who's name I couldn't spell with a gun to my head) for drinks and cuddling.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on September 10, 2012, 09:38:10 pm
Romney helps bring nations together.

Canada and Mexico invade!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: TigerHunter on September 10, 2012, 09:44:31 pm
Illegal Immigrants More Numerous, Increasingly Armed and Dangerous

Taiwan invades the PRC.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 10, 2012, 11:02:18 pm
Die Commie Scum!

Mitt Romney quotes Mao Ze-Dong during a debate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 11, 2012, 02:35:00 am
Obama Deals with Communist Sympathizer.

Pictures surface showing that Mitt and Ann Romney did not support themselves by selling Mitt's stock. Instead, both worked as strippers. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 11, 2012, 08:40:52 am
Romney: Just a Regular Working Man

Mitt Romney turns out to be the Antichrist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 11, 2012, 03:15:39 pm
Mitt Romney brings forth the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Todd Akin claims drapetomania (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapetomania) is a legit medical condition.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 11, 2012, 07:02:23 pm
Todd Akin: The Next Galileo

(seriously, every pseudoscientist and creationist invokes him when their ideas aren't taken seriously)

Sheriff Joe Arpaiao is found to be an illegal immigrant.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 12, 2012, 09:09:14 am
Immigrants In Law Enforcement Grandfathered Into Romney Immigration Policy

Video is released showing that not only is Mitt Romney not the right man for the presidency, he's not even the man in his marriage. (Think about that for a minute)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on September 12, 2012, 10:07:23 am
This would not be reported at all.

Exactly one month before the election, the economy "fixes" itself overnight. Unemployment suddenly drops to low single digits, house prices rise along with wages. The dollar starts kicking ass in the world markets. The deficit starts shrinking right along with tax rates.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 12, 2012, 10:31:48 am
Romney: Elect Me And I'll Make You All Millionaires!

Mitt Romney is bitten by a werewolf and transforms on the next full moon, killing or injuring a large number of his rich supporters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 12, 2012, 01:06:31 pm
Obama Uses Sorcery To Attack Romney! Fox News Investigates Satanic Connection

A video is sent to all major US news agencies, showing Mitt Romney raping, torturing, and eventually killing a young woman. Facial recognition software identifies her as Corporal Molly O'Connor, a US Army soldier from Boston who went missing while on leave in 2006. Independent analysts verify that the video is genuine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 15, 2012, 12:12:28 pm
Obama Accuses Romney of Not Supporting Troops

Mitt Romney finally releases his tax reports. They show that not only did he pay no taxes, he recieved welfare payments from the government, thanks to loopholes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 15, 2012, 02:14:47 pm
Romney Exposes Flaws In Welfare System

Two years into the Romney administration, ABC does an expose on people who are literally starving to death since the abolition of welfare.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on September 15, 2012, 04:18:17 pm
ABC Report Shows Liberal Bias:  If 98% of Poor People Have Refrigerators, How Can They Starve?

Mexico and Canada enter into a nuclear arms race.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 16, 2012, 06:06:33 am
President Romney lowers deficit by selling second hand nukes.

President Romney names his olympic dancing horse as the secretary of defence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on September 16, 2012, 11:03:52 am
Romney stops horsing around on military spending

North Korea, Iran, and China join in a joint union and attack several major NATO countries including Great Britain, France, Germany and The United States starting WWIII
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on September 16, 2012, 08:04:43 pm
Godless commie socialist punk ass nations declare war on freedom!

Big earthquake splits California off into the ocean like what was supposed to happen when I was a kid.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 16, 2012, 08:28:47 pm
Percentage of U.S Population who Self-Identify as Republicans Spikes Dramatically


Thousands of 7-9 foot tall men, wearing power armor and carrying chainswords and bolt pistols, land on Earth and announce they are claiming the planet in the name of the Emperor of Man. All who resist will be killed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on September 17, 2012, 06:33:47 am
Election Coverage:  Romney Wins!

On Election Day 2012, Obama wins the electoral college 271-266 (just like Bush did in 2000), but Romney wins the popular vote by 540,000 votes (just like Gore did in 2000).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 17, 2012, 08:52:43 am
Obama Stages Coup to Stay In Office

Clive Barker reveals that his most terrifying stories are based on fantasies Mitt Romney has told him about.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 17, 2012, 01:12:05 pm
Mitt Romney Influences Best-Selling Author!

Obama announces that under new Department of Education standards, gun safety training will now be mandatory for all American students, beginning in seventh grade.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 17, 2012, 06:17:34 pm
Liberal Lie Revealed. Romney has No Intention of Eliminating Department of Education

Romney found to have multiple characters at cap in WoW.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 18, 2012, 08:44:30 am
Romney Reaches Out To Nerd Demographic

Romney is found to be a polygamist. His youngest wife is 14.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 18, 2012, 06:02:11 pm
Romney for biblical definition on marriage.

FOX Special on greatest american presidents accidentally labels JFK as a republican.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 19, 2012, 09:46:52 am
Democrats Claim Republicans Are Rapists

Mitt Romney is elected and promptly drives the economy off the cliff. Unemployment climbs to 30%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on September 19, 2012, 10:10:58 am
Americans Feeling the Effects of Obama-Era Policies

Jesus comes back, goes to the National Tea Party Convention, says "You guys are fucking idiots," then vanishes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 19, 2012, 11:34:32 am
Terrorist suspect on the loose!

Obama's dog poops on a DC Sidewalk. The president picks it up in a bag and puts it into a bin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 19, 2012, 11:57:31 am
President Wastes Time On Unimportant Shit

A team of British scientists develops a working FTL drive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 19, 2012, 01:41:31 pm
British Attempt To Renew Empire In Space

Disney caves to pressure and starts putting out official animated porn featuring its characters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 19, 2012, 04:56:30 pm
Disney Corrupting American Children

During a campaign strategy meeting, Mitt Romney somehow manages to staple his testicles to Paul Ryan's forehead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 20, 2012, 08:59:14 am
Romney And Ryan Establish Important Connections.

Romney and Ryan spontaneously combust on a campaign stop. Examination of the remains reveals that they had lie-detecting implants that set off incendiary charges after reaching one million lies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 20, 2012, 12:54:58 pm
Republicans Work For Honesty

Canada tests a nuclear device.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on September 20, 2012, 11:42:22 pm
Radical Muslim Extremist Left Wing Commie Pinko Homosexual Liberal Canucks Escalate Arms Race!

Mitt Romney wins a grinning competition.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 21, 2012, 07:19:35 am
Mitt Romney rewarded for his assuring fatherly smile.

Said grin gets stuck on his face and needs surgery to be removed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 21, 2012, 08:39:18 am
Mitt Romney: Always Happy!

Said surgery leaves Mitt Romney looking like Darkman.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: fatherbrain on September 22, 2012, 12:52:26 am
democrats sabotage romneys  image

Romney gives a man head onstage during a live debate with Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 22, 2012, 07:09:52 am
Romney Reaches Out to Minority Group


Obama is the man Romney gave head to.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 22, 2012, 09:28:06 am
Obama participates in homosexual act on live television.

Third pandy candidate makes a good point in a debate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 22, 2012, 10:18:15 am
Democrats Try "Ross Perot" Strategy To Steal Votes From Romney

Said third-party candidate ends up winning the election.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 23, 2012, 02:12:11 pm
Obama loses election.

Mitt Romney now polling 0% among black people, hispanics, native americans, women, poor and dog owners.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on September 23, 2012, 02:58:08 pm
Romney Popular With Majority of Americans

The Doctor takes Obama to be his companion. When Romney asks to join them, the Doctor says, "I only take the best, and that's Barack."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on September 23, 2012, 03:11:51 pm
Brit Insults Romney!

Bullet Hell rains down on the Atlantic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on September 23, 2012, 03:35:18 pm
The rapture has come

A study shows that gay parents are more likely to raise successful children that straight parents
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on September 23, 2012, 04:04:48 pm
Gay Agenda Brainwashes Children

Romney advocates a 0% tax rate for the wealthy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 23, 2012, 08:35:29 pm
Romney Tax Plan Cuts Taxes

President Obama and Sec. of State Clinton lead a candlelight vigil in Foggy Bottom (where the State Department is located) in honor of the Americans killed in Libya.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on September 23, 2012, 10:29:58 pm
Obama Still Not Fixing Economy

A panda cub helps children learn to read with the help of a magical talking bong.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: tygerarmy on September 23, 2012, 10:38:45 pm
Panda's are drug dealers!

Cat talks, says all cats have had the ability to talk the whole time but stopped when they realized how stupid we are.  Explains how Cats helped build the pyramids.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on September 24, 2012, 01:17:46 am
Socialism in your household! How these elitist intellectuals have masterminded history!!

(another event from my book.)

The Magic Comes Back. It is apparently quite dangerous in the wrong hands.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 24, 2012, 02:36:31 am
Ban Witchcraft!

Michelle Bachmann is caught having an affair with Zeus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 24, 2012, 10:34:05 am
Why Women Should Stay In The Kitchen

The Zombie Apocalypse happens.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: fatherbrain on September 24, 2012, 03:22:12 pm
Rapture Strikes, Millions Line up to Meet Jesus


Bill Maher and Stephen Colbert enter presidential race
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 24, 2012, 03:39:01 pm
Liberals Attempt To Influence Race

Mitt Romney reveals himself to be Hitler's brain in a robot body.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 24, 2012, 06:15:11 pm
Romney Has Proven Leadership Experience!

A Goldman Sachs executive confesses that they deliberately brought about the economic collapse, all to make a quick buck and to cripple the imminent Democratic president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Smurfette Principle on September 26, 2012, 10:11:44 pm
President Obama Causes Economic Collapse

A year after taking office, Romney and Ryan formally announce their engagement to be married.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 27, 2012, 07:20:28 am
President Romney reaches out to alternate lifestyle communities.

Rick Perry invades Mexico
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on September 27, 2012, 09:28:07 am
Texas Takes Aggressive Stance Against Illegal Immigration

Mitt Romney is caught on tape saying that he didn't really mean what he said about the 47%.  The truth is that the bottom 80% of Americans are slackers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on September 27, 2012, 07:06:29 pm
Mitt Romney will be tough on entitlement programs

Mitt Romney and Sens. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) and Mike Lee (R-UT) propose a law to allow polygamy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 28, 2012, 01:20:10 pm
Republicans for biblical definition of marriage

Mitt Romney is unable to comprehend why poor people just don't withdraw money for their Swiss bank accounts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on September 28, 2012, 01:51:12 pm
Mitt Romney: Perfect Candidate!

The porn industry is taken over by a cabal of porn-star sorceresses.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on September 30, 2012, 01:43:53 pm
Link between porn and witchcraft proven!

Mitt Romney builds an orbital superlaser and threatens to destroy a major american city every day as far as his poll results are behind Obama's.

To prove he's not bluffing he blows up Rhode Island.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 30, 2012, 02:36:45 pm
Mitt Romney Invests In Military Infrastructure

The American Nazi Party endorses Mitt Romney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on September 30, 2012, 04:51:16 pm
Romney's Support Base Continues to Grow

Obama introduces a bill to increase military spending.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on September 30, 2012, 06:10:13 pm
Obama at last sees the light of Republican thinking.

Mitt Romney is proved to be the father of Bristol Palin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 01, 2012, 11:38:22 pm
Mitt Romney Supports Young Conservative Women

Mitt Romney decrees that as divorce and gay marriage have corrupted the institution of marriage, he is replacing American civil marriage with "godly" marriage. He then decrees that under the rules of "godly" marriage, all American women are his wives, and any man found with one of his wives will be executed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 02, 2012, 05:19:18 am
Mitt Romney is strict on adulters.

In 2048 after 8 consecutive GOP presidents all taxes have been cut to zero but the economy is still in recession.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 02, 2012, 08:51:48 am
Democrats Continue To Stifle Growth

Mitt Romney hears a prophecy that a child will overthrow him and orders the execution of all children two and under.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 02, 2012, 12:01:07 pm
Democrats Oppose Romney's Christianity

Michelle Bachmann is soundly defeated in a debate by a high school sophomore girl.  This is a clear cut victory:  Bachmann runs off of the stage in tears 15 minutes after the first question.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 02, 2012, 04:38:45 pm
Democratic Slut Attacks Bachmann

A Republican extremist sabotages Obama's plane, causing it to lose control and crash. It hits a church on Sunday, killing over 40 people, many of them Christian children.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 02, 2012, 08:45:49 pm
Obama Flies Plane into Church!
Proof that the President Was Muslim!

An investigative report reveals that C-SPAN hasn't actually been showing what happens at Congress.  Instead, elected officials have a rave that usually ends in a drug-addled orgy.  Except the Senate--they're just as boring as you think they are.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on October 02, 2012, 10:19:25 pm
House committees conduct research in drug enforcement. Senate Republicans continue efforts to block extension of Obamacare.

Ghost of President Reagan appears at presidential debate and says GOP has drifted far to the right of anything he could imagine.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on October 02, 2012, 10:34:36 pm
Ghost of Reagan praises GOP with great praise!

dolan elctid prsdint.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on October 03, 2012, 12:15:23 am
votrz pls

Video Leaked of Mitt Romney Drunk Off His Ass
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 04, 2012, 09:17:21 am
Voters Agree: Mitt Romney The Candidate They'd Prefer To Have A Beer With

Upon attempting to actually enter a Mormon temple, Romney's head spins 360 degrees and he throws up pea soup.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 04, 2012, 12:51:13 pm
Mitt Romney has a religous experience.

Study comparing penis government sizes around the world says that most people would prefer average sized governments. Also America's is smaller than average.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 04, 2012, 07:26:57 pm
WIDTH OF GOVERNEMENT MORE IMPORTANT THAN LENGTH, SAY LIBERALS

Footage emerges of Romeny endorsing the FLDS.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 05, 2012, 03:06:08 am
Romney stands for family values and religious freedom!

After Romney and Obama have gone overtime by about five minutes during a debate, the moderator eventually stops being nice and screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 05, 2012, 01:29:02 pm
Debates Rigged Against Romney!

Edward James Olmos is announced as the next debate moderator, promises to use his patented "Adama Glare" against candidates who run over or dodge questions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on October 06, 2012, 02:41:34 pm
minority moderator promises to be biased against Romney and not let him speak

Gas prices are down to $1 a gallon, unemployment down to 3%, green economy booming and everyone has health care coverage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Patches on October 06, 2012, 03:06:50 pm
Economy Recovers on Expectation of Republican Win in November

A video surfaces of Ronald Reagan proclaiming his support for a woman's right to choose.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 07, 2012, 06:21:50 am
Video shows the early onset of Reagan's altzheimers.


Mitt Romney caught using a radio earpiece on a TV-debate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 08, 2012, 02:28:32 am
Mitt Romney Using Modern Technology; President Not So Tech-Savvy

FBI investigation links Rick Santorum to the attack on the US consulate in Benghazi.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 08, 2012, 09:14:05 am
Brave Congressman Participates In Sting On Terrorists

People start showing up at every Romney and Ryan campaign stop with "Citation Needed" signs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on October 08, 2012, 03:06:51 pm
New meaning of word 'citation' - it now means 'support for Republican leader'.

New evidence comes to light that clearly shows that JFK was shot by a Republican midget hiding in the rear of the car.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 10, 2012, 08:54:24 pm
Fox News Special: Unsung Heroes

Rupert Murdoch and Fox News are exposed as central elements in an Australian plot to take over the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 10, 2012, 09:20:56 pm
Romney making Australia more like America

Absolutely nothing happens, nothing good or bad.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on October 10, 2012, 09:38:40 pm
God lets us live another day.

Gay marriage is legalized in Texas Tennessee Louisiana Florida  and Mississippi on the same day.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Alehksunos on October 10, 2012, 09:53:04 pm
The South loses to homosexuals, destroying our families.

Rick Perry has been assassinated.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 10, 2012, 09:57:39 pm
The Nation Mourns

Romney uploads a video of himself torturing a cat
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 11, 2012, 02:52:49 pm
Romney is a dog person.

In a middle of a TV Debate a time vortex opens and elderly Mitt Romney steps out. He begs his younger self to withdraw from the race or he will doom the entire world. Before old Mitt can finish Paul Ryan steps out from the back and just shoots old Mitt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 11, 2012, 08:58:48 pm
Paul Ryan stops liberal interference in debate!

During a press conference, a Fox News reporter asks Mitt Romney a probing question. Romney's response is to pull out a pistol and shoot the reporter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 11, 2012, 10:48:17 pm
NRA:  "Romney the Most Pro-Second Amendment Candidate in History."

It snows heavily in most of Texas on Election Day, reducing turnout in all but mostly-Hispanic (and strongly Democratic) southernmost counties.  The end result is that Obama wins the state 51 - 49%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 12, 2012, 01:14:34 am
Satan Manipulates Weather To Influence Election!

Romney reveals that his new tax plan would raise the middle class tax rate to 200%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on October 12, 2012, 06:56:07 am
Romney Releases Tax Plan

Nude photos of Paul Ryan (when he posed for Playgirl) start circulating on the Internet
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 12, 2012, 08:38:06 am
Paul Ryan: Hottie or Nottie? Vote Now Online!

Mittens goes on a drunken Mel Gibson-esque rant about how freaking stupid his voter base is.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 12, 2012, 10:12:38 am
Mitt Romney Vows Education Assistance

(getting off specifically-political topics) The movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" turns out to be an accurate prophecy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 12, 2012, 02:04:55 pm
Existance of intelligent apes disproves evolution.

EU Bans sales "American Cheese" because it's technically not cheese.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 12, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Europe launches trade war with America

Assad is killed by Syrian rebels. However, in a twist nobody saw coming, Baghdad Bob has taken over Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 16, 2012, 09:09:32 am
Fox News Welcomes New CEO

Peanut, of Jeh-fah-FAH Dun-HAM fame, is elected president by a profusion of write-in votes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 16, 2012, 01:56:42 pm
Satanic Monstrosity Takes Over America

Commander Shepard, savior of the Citadel, and generally considered the most badass human alive, comes out as lesbian
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on October 17, 2012, 09:48:05 am
Asari corrupt heroes.
Iran develops an FTL system
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 17, 2012, 01:35:48 pm
Well, We're Fucked

Israel launches its own fleet of FTL warships to counter Iran. The two nations throw down in a space war, with Israel ultimately victorious. President Romney meets with Prime Minister Netanyahu after the war, and asks if Israel will be sharing its space technology with the United States. Netanyahu gives an evil grin, and replies "No. You'll just have to live with the fact that Israel is now the dominant military power on the planet."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 18, 2012, 01:29:49 pm
International Jewish Conspiracy confirmed to exist; Netanyahu likely the Antichrist.

President Obama runs a weekly D&D campaign with the White House staff.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on October 18, 2012, 06:16:15 pm
Obama runs weekly satanic ritual


My board game Tactical Global Warfare becomes an overnight success and sells over 1000000 copy's
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 18, 2012, 07:17:53 pm
Board Games Corrupt American Youth!

Washington State legalizes marijuana. Two years later, the sales taxes alone have wiped out the state's deficit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 18, 2012, 07:42:46 pm
Democrats fund Washington with blood money.

Jimmy Carter voted the best president in history.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 18, 2012, 09:33:40 pm
Liberals Rig Vote!

Following Obama's reelection, the major Wall Street bankers all leave America at once, taking every penny with them, sending the American economy into a depression. Mitt Romney and Dick Cheney are among them. They take over a few Caribbean islands and declare themselves the Republic of Galt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 18, 2012, 09:53:19 pm
Obama Destroys America!

Nancy Reagan bitch slaps (not figuratively either) every GOP candidate this election cycle for using her late husband's name in vain.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on October 19, 2012, 12:15:16 am
Nancy Reagan proves the Republican viewpoint on women to be correct. You can't trust them...

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are struck down by thunderbolts from heaven as they turn out to cast their votes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 19, 2012, 12:35:26 am
Republican Ticket Assassinated!  Obama Supports Lightning Death Rays?

The final Presidential debate next week devolves into a slap fight.  The candidates effeminately slap at each other's hands for half of the 90 minute debate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 19, 2012, 04:31:44 pm
OBAMA STARTED IT

Alabama school starts teaching intelligent falling.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on October 19, 2012, 05:26:15 pm
Special Report: What is Intelligent Falling? How Does it Serve God?

An FLDS member takes his 100th wife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 19, 2012, 08:42:55 pm
Mormons continue to abuse women, unlike True Christians.

A month after Washington legalizes marijuana (see above), Mount St. Helens erupts. Geologists had been predicting this long before weed was legalized, though.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 20, 2012, 03:17:03 am
The Lord Smites Washington For Its Sins!

Warren Buffett turns into a dragon for no adequately explored reason. His mind is unaffected, and he continues to run his business as normal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Kristine on October 21, 2012, 01:09:24 pm
The Lord Smites Washington For Its Sins!

Warren Buffett turns into a dragon for no adequately explored reason. His mind is unaffected, and he continues to run his business as normal.
Buffett punished by God for anti Republican sentiments

Aliens land and teach humanity how to create unlimited cheap energy - but have no religion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 21, 2012, 01:30:25 pm
Godless societies make pact with demons.

America refuses the deal due to conservative pressure and falls way behind the rest of the world overnight.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 21, 2012, 03:49:49 pm
America chooses godly path!

The Fox News Headline Writer discovers a honey badger in his pants while he is dictating the new headline.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 21, 2012, 06:52:43 pm
Liberals AAAAARGH sabotage AIEEEEE trusted OW OW OW OW news YEOWCH network AAAA!

Mitt Romney loses his temper during a debate and starts screaming racist insults at Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 21, 2012, 06:58:38 pm
Romney Telling It Like It Is, Stands Up To Obama!

Taking the piss, Biden releases a budget that is an exact copy of Ryan's.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 21, 2012, 07:18:33 pm
Biden's Budget Will Destroy America!

A border incident sends tensions with North Korea through the roof. The North Koreans release a purported transcript of a conversation between Obama and Kim Jong-Un, in which Obama is insulting and patronizing to the North Korean leader. Tensions mount, until suddenly North Korean media reports that Kim Jong-Un "died peacefully in his sleep". A cadre of generals takes over, and retracts this claim. Obama reveals that in fact, Kim Jong-Un died of an apoplectic fit while speaking with Obama, and what seemed like a diplomatic catastrophe was actually a (successful) US plot to kill Kim Jong-Un by inducing said apoplectic fit, leading to a more moderate regime in North Korea. In other words, Obama trolled Kim to death.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 22, 2012, 02:05:51 am
Obama kills an respected foreign leader.

During a vice-presidential debate Paul Ryan accidentally calls the moderator "mom".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 22, 2012, 08:24:40 pm
Republican Candidates Support Family Values

Scientists, using sciences like chemistry and biology, cure the common cold.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on October 22, 2012, 08:51:40 pm
New Pharmaceutical to be Released for Seasonal Illness

Romney donates his entire fortune to the International Red Cross and Doctors Without Borders, then announces he is moving to Tibet to study under the Dali Lama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 23, 2012, 01:28:26 am
Romney Donates Fortune To Charity

A group of Christian radicals assaults the Dome of the Rock, briefly taking control and killing several Muslim civilians before the Israeli military moves in and kills them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 23, 2012, 02:41:53 am
Christian Protestors Unfairly Condemned As Terrorists

Scotland secedes from the UK and becomes independent, cutting ties with the US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on October 23, 2012, 05:21:32 pm
Communist SNP Destroy the Special Relationship!

Feminist academic writes article saying that FOX is a misogynist institution.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 23, 2012, 05:25:00 pm
Slut Makes Libelous Accusations

Bert and Ernie come out of the closet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on October 23, 2012, 05:41:39 pm
Liberal TV: Brainwashing Kids into the Homosexual Deathstyle!

Tea Party proven to be a liberal parody to make conservatives look awful.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 23, 2012, 05:58:31 pm
Nothing to See Here, Move Along Now!

An objective analysis rates the Onion as a more reliable news source than Fox.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on October 23, 2012, 06:27:13 pm
Liberal study fount false.

Ann Coulter (Not sure if I'm spelling her name right and i don't care to find out if I am) comes out as a secret lesbian and marries her long time lover.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 23, 2012, 06:35:57 pm
Women proven to be untrustworthy.

Obama spotted leaving a DVD Store with a Best of Marx Brothers DVD.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Jack Bauer on October 23, 2012, 07:30:23 pm
Obama admits to being pawn of Jewish entertainment conspiracy.

Romney refers to Obama as 'that uppity nigger' on national television.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 24, 2012, 11:15:33 am
Mitt Romney Expresses Solidarity With Southern Conservatives

Mitt Romney reveals himself to be a reptilian the moment he's elected.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 24, 2012, 11:15:33 am
Romney eschews political correctness.

Mitt Romney gets laughed at when he reveals his 12 million job plan is to hire 6 million hole diggers and 6 million hole fillers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on October 24, 2012, 03:25:35 pm
Romney: Job Creator extroadinaire!

Obama legitimately wins all 50 states.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 24, 2012, 04:29:56 pm
SOME BULLSHIT UP IN HERE- EXCLUSIVE FOX REPORT

After losing the election, and in violation of the tenets of his faith, Romney gets absolutely blitzed. A leaked video of his drunken antics surfaces.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on October 24, 2012, 06:43:42 pm
Liberal video found doctored


After winning the election Obama takes off his face and reveals to the world that he is...Slender Man *DUN DUN DUN!!!* (Yes I have always wanted to do that and yes it was totally worth it.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 25, 2012, 01:56:45 pm
Obama Ruled By Wife's Dietary Tyranny

Sarah Palin finally admits that all of her criticisms of the Obama administration have been not only wrong, but often cruel lies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 25, 2012, 07:40:11 pm
Is Sarah Palin a secret liberal-symphatizer?

Todd Akin says Sarah Palin's comments are due to Female Hysteria (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria) and volunteers to perform "pelvic massage" on her.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 25, 2012, 07:58:55 pm
Todd Akin reaches out to help women

Todd Akin is trampled to death by a herd of angry moose.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 27, 2012, 07:46:44 am
American Hero Dies.

In 2017 astronomers spot a giant asteroid heading straight to earth. President Rick Perry says it must be the armageddon and recommends we convert to christianity and pray for a quick death. Pat Robertson says that the final judgment must have already happened and people are free to do whatever they want. Fundies all over the world go crazy. Meanwhile NASA builds a rocket out of scraps and blows up the asteroid saving the humankind.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Patches on October 27, 2012, 09:20:56 am
Appeals to God Avert Armageddon

Jesus returns and tells Christians to help the poor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 29, 2012, 07:45:33 pm
Liberal Hippie Interferes With Religion

President Mitt Romney announces a new series of base closures. All of the base closures are in "blue" states. The most extreme case is Washington State, which is completely stripped of any US military presence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on October 29, 2012, 07:53:07 pm
Romney Takes On Bloated Government Spending

United States is kicked out of the United Nations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 30, 2012, 12:53:58 am
United States leaves corrupt and liberal United Nations.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan decide to take time off and book a caribbean cruise together. Unfortunately wacky hijinx ensues when they find out it's a gay cruise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 30, 2012, 11:41:26 am
What happens when two straight republicans end up on a gay cruise? Find out Wednesday at 9 in our latest fox original series, Destination: Abomination!

Romney takes office and implements his tax plan. It massively increases the burden on the middle class and explodes the deficit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on October 30, 2012, 11:59:51 am
After effects of Obama administration take effect.

Mitt Romney travels to the hurricane ravaged east coast to give speeches on how the government shouldn't provide disaster relief.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 30, 2012, 02:15:32 pm
Mitt Romney Shows Sympathy For Hurricane Victims

Mitt Romney expels all immigrants to the US. However, this includes Rupert Murdoch, and as a consequence, Fox News will be shut down.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on October 30, 2012, 02:28:06 pm
MITT ROMNEY- HARD BUT FAIR

Shortly into Obama's second term, a new disease on the level of the Black Plague rears its head in the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 30, 2012, 03:01:27 pm
Tonight on Fox News: The Legacy of Obamacare

In a national shocker, Wile E. Coyote wins the 2012 election, defeating both Obama and Romney.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 01, 2012, 09:05:52 am
Obama loses!

Republicans in Congress give Al-Qaeda our nuclear launch codes, try to bring Bin Laden back from the dead in hopes of making Obama look bad
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 01, 2012, 02:27:41 pm
Al-Qaeda Penetrates US Security, Obama To Blame

A giant black mage rains death upon the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 01, 2012, 08:57:51 pm
Forget about this black menace, WHAT ABOUT BENGHAZI?!?!?!
After 8 years of Romney (God forbid), all Americans are living in cardboard boxes fighting over scraps of food while the 1% watches them kill each other for amusement
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 02, 2012, 01:18:59 am
Romney Keeps Us Amused (by now, only the 1% have TV, so Fox News caters to that market exclusively)

A new fundamentalist Christian sect claims that all women are servants of Satan, and that the end times can only be brought about by killing every last woman in the world. This sect quickly catches on with a lot of men.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 02, 2012, 02:53:21 am
Traditional christianity on the rise.

Mitt Romney's new last minute ad campaign says "Mitt Romney killed Osama bin Laden"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 02, 2012, 03:01:35 am
Romney Displays His Foreign Policy Skills

Romney found to be keeping a complete second family in Utah, complete with wife and 4 kids.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 02, 2012, 03:20:18 am
Crazy Utah family claims Romney connection: How much is Obama paying them?

New law makes American citizens' money taxable even when kept offshore, closing major loophole. National deficit subsequently drops like a meteor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 02, 2012, 09:32:04 am
Democrats raise taxes.

Romney makes a promise to eliminate all student loans if elected. (Not that he will forgive debt. He promises to remove federal funding for loans.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 02, 2012, 10:12:24 am
Romney Releases Education Finance Reform

Ann Romney's "First Lady Pet Cause" is announced it will be ending childhood obesity, much like Michelle Obama's.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 02, 2012, 10:37:24 am
Ann Romney singlehandedly eliminates fat kids and by extension, pedophilia

Obama goes back in time and stops the deaths in Benghazi from occurring
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on November 03, 2012, 02:34:39 am
All Rise For Our Reptilian Overlord!

Overlord Laharl invades Earth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 03, 2012, 11:11:09 am
Obama allows alien overlord to conquer planet

Sen. Mourdock visits battered, traumatized 11 year old rape victim who was impregnated and says "when life gives you rape, make rapenade"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on November 03, 2012, 06:29:10 pm
Why are kids having sex?
The plague is mad cow caused by the deregulation of the beef industry. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 03, 2012, 10:01:09 pm
Free market solves diseased beef problem.

Mitt Romney admits he suffers from split personality which makes him seemingly flip-flop between extreme liberal and conservative stances.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Normandy on November 04, 2012, 02:53:14 pm
Democrats Discriminate Against the Disabled by Voting Obama

Mitt Romney converts to Islam.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 04, 2012, 03:02:21 pm
Radical Islam claims another victim


On the night of the election a photo comes out that shows Obama playing Halo 4.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 05, 2012, 08:26:26 pm
President negatively influenced by violent video games

Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrell's characters from "Horrible Bosses" run as Republican presidential ticket
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 06, 2012, 01:52:44 pm
Republican Candidates Run On Strong Business Experience

Christian extremists attack the Republican convention
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 06, 2012, 11:58:36 pm
No true christian would attack republican convention.

When Mitt Romney hears he lost the election, he throws his hands in the air, yells "WHY WON'T THEY LOVE ME!" and starts crying in fetal position.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 07, 2012, 02:06:47 am
Romney Emotionally Abused by Liberals.

This guy (http://forums.fstdt.net/fstdt-lounge/the-fox-news-headline-game/msg90157/?topicseen#msg90157) refuses to respond to interviews, except to warn followers that they're damned to hell if they leave him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 07, 2012, 12:03:41 pm
Prophet harrassed by mainstream media.

GOP announces they are going to reboot as a social democratic party with emphasis on government sponsored welfare, medicare and education.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 07, 2012, 01:12:05 pm
Pig farmers concerned as livestock take flight.

Congress approves Puerto Rican petition for statehood, making it the 51st state.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 07, 2012, 01:31:07 pm
Number of registered Hispanic voters skyrockets. How many are legally allowed to vote?

80% of American voters contact Sen. Harry Reid's office, asking that he make the first order of business for the new Senate a change in the fillibuster rules to require those doing a fillibuster to actually speak the entire time.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mellenORL on November 07, 2012, 03:56:47 pm
Commie Liberal Intellectual Elitist Senator Reid Obstructs GOP heroes' powerpoint presentation of God's Plan for America!


Donna Brasille and Rachel Maddow run as Democratic candidates in 2016 presidential election.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 08, 2012, 05:35:49 am
HOMOSEXUALS TRY TO TAKE OVER NATION!

The aforementioned change to the filibuster rules is approved and implemented. A few months later, Senate Republicans filibuster Obama's proposed tax increases for wealthy Americans. But when one Republican begins reading from the phone book, Senator John McCain objects, threatening to break with his party - and possibly break the filibuster - unless some decent material is chosen. Challenged to provide the material himself, he gets onstage and proceeds to read a military sci-fi novel.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mellenORL on November 08, 2012, 03:51:21 pm
McCain Proposes New Branch of US Military - STARSHIP TROOPERS!


A fracking operation causes a local Fox affiliate station to be swallowed up in a sinkhole.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 08, 2012, 05:01:56 pm
Satan Tries To Drag Fox News To Hell

The Stay Puft Marshmellow Man attacks New Jersey.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 09, 2012, 07:35:52 pm
Homosexuals send giant parade float to attack New Jersey

Newly discovered evidence reveals that only 14 people actually voted for Bush both times, the rest of the votes were added by rigged machines
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: FirsthandTuna on November 09, 2012, 11:54:25 pm
New information reveals that Bush was hand-picked by God.

If you play Romney's speeches backwards, you can hear him chanting in the language of the Great Old Ones.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on November 11, 2012, 10:56:05 am
Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly Fired

God Punishes Homosexual Medical Marijuana Smokers
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 11, 2012, 11:25:14 am
God Punishes Homosexuals and Marijuana Smokers

Legal Marihuana and gay wedding industry both create 12 million jobs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 11, 2012, 11:45:05 am
Republican Jobs Plan Success

Glenn Beck is tried in a very public trial for calling his people to violent armed revolt against the President. Not just like Palin's cross hairs, but coming out verbatim and telling people if they are patriots they'll take arms against their government.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: wrongfrog on November 11, 2012, 12:29:27 pm
Obama's Paranoid Government: Are We Witnessing the Creation of a Police State?

Hillary Clinton Adopts Cat
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 11, 2012, 12:50:19 pm
Hilary Clinton becomes crazy cat lady

Donald Trump threatens to stamp his feet and hold his breath until Obama shows up at his house and personally shows him his birth certificate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 11, 2012, 04:17:42 pm
Trump sticks it to the Man.

Donald Trump promptly dies of suffocation due to holding his breath too long.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 11, 2012, 04:40:54 pm
Obama kills Trump

Conservatives study the Bible and discover that Jesus said a lot about helping the poor and nothing whatsoever about abortion and homosexuality
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 12, 2012, 05:31:11 pm
Conservative theologists suggest retranslating the bible to its intended meanings.

Leaked GOP memo says "Operation Obama is our mole" is going exactly as planned. By advancing conservative policies and using his charm to keep the leftists at bay America will become a single party system by 2016 under GOP rule. Despite running Mitt Romney, the worst candidate they could find the plan almost failed as "those idiots at FOX news" somehow managed to get 49% of the people vote for the "damn imbecille"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on November 13, 2012, 03:25:45 pm
Liberal Traitors in the GOP outed

Republican senator expresses his concern for the "native" birth rate in America and suggests banning abortion to boost it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 13, 2012, 05:11:39 pm
American stands for the unborn

Said senator wins his bid to ban abortion and in a few months the illegal abortian rate is at its highest and deaths caused by birth complications spike as well.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 14, 2012, 12:03:45 am
G-d Punishes Those Who Get Abortions

Newt Gingrich wins the 2016 election by a hair. In the critical state of Florida, the margin of victory turns out to be exactly 666 votes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 14, 2012, 09:14:27 am
If Gingrich is running as a republican Gingrich Wins Election!. If he's running as an independent, Gingrich Robs [candidate] of Election Victory!

Obama gives guns to registered republicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 14, 2012, 11:09:28 am
Obama doing socialist government handouts again.

Now one from the archieves:
George H Bush vomits on the prime minister of Japan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on November 14, 2012, 11:35:54 am
Bush sticks it to the evil Chinese
Japan builds a Gundam
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RinellaWasHere on November 14, 2012, 12:23:44 pm
Japan Builds Giant Attack Robot- Obama Refuses to Declare War

Barack and Michelle announce that they are expecting another child.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 14, 2012, 06:26:58 pm
Obama Hypocritical On Birth Control!

President Romney announces his new budget, which he will implement without Congress. Upon seeing it, the head of the Congressional Budget Office blows his own brains out.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 15, 2012, 04:02:55 pm
OK, since no one got the obvious one...

Critics Blown Away By Romney's Budget Plan

Someone else in the Fox newsroom drops a silent but deadly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on November 15, 2012, 08:35:55 pm
Bill O'Reilly farts, blames Liberals.

The only good thing about Fox News: Megyn Kelly
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 16, 2012, 07:02:57 am
Megyn Kelly Bikini special at nine!

From the news archieves:
Dick Cheney shoots a guy in the face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 16, 2012, 08:31:05 am
Cheney Tough on Crime

Republican leadership tells Fox News they are an embarrassment to anyone calling zirself a conservative. As a result, the GOP is severing ties with the network. Any republican still associating with Fox will have funding cut and other kinds of bad things.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 16, 2012, 08:38:41 am
GOP betrays the conservative cause.

Jesus comes from Heaven and tells the world that all the gods of the world exist and that every religion including Scientology is correct and that hell is only reserved for really evil bastards like Hitler, Stalin. Pol Pot etc.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mellenORL on November 16, 2012, 11:56:11 am
Antichrist Imposter Lies! Is the Apocalypse Nigh?


Dr. Bill Nye (The Science Guy) is attacked by a fundie who hits him in the back with a large solid brass church altar crucifix. Nye successfully defends himself and the fundie get hospitalized.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 16, 2012, 12:05:26 pm
Atheist Assaults Christian! Are Concentration Camps Next?

Barack Obama shows there's no hard feelings by appointing Romney to an important post within his administration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 16, 2012, 12:33:59 pm
Obama to Romney: Come to the Dark Side! We can rule together!

Unopposed Tea Party Republican candidate is defeated by an unexpected number of write-in votes for Batman.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 16, 2012, 12:57:45 pm
Proof of voter fraud in election.

Unemployment reaches 1%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on November 16, 2012, 01:21:50 pm
Obama Still Failing to Create Jobs for the Middle Classes.

Obama receives list of 100 policies approved by Roger Ailes, Rupert Murdoch and ten Fox anchors, passes all of them with co-operation from all 535 members of Congress and approval from all 50 state legislatures.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Material Defender on November 16, 2012, 05:23:37 pm
Impostors and traitors assist with Liberal Agenda!

Bill Kristol suggests we should raise taxes on Millionaires.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 17, 2012, 05:04:49 pm
Bill Kristol: The Next Benedict Arnold

Someone detonates a gay bomb in the Fox newsroom, turning everyone there totally gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on November 17, 2012, 06:44:57 pm
Obama: So Not Fabulous

The effects of the Gay Bomb wear off.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 17, 2012, 08:51:37 pm
Proof that Homosexuality Can be Cured


Global warming causes the coast of Alaska to become the most popular surfing area.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Material Defender on November 17, 2012, 10:42:19 pm
Global Warming: A Good Thing!

Alaska turns into a desert due to the high heat to the low rainfall area.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 17, 2012, 10:47:26 pm
Alaska New source for oil!


Palestine and Israel finally after a long and bloody war settle their disagreements and become a new nation dedicated to spreading a message of peace and prosperity around the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 17, 2012, 10:57:13 pm
Israel destroys Palestine terrorists for good.

Global warming turns Canada into a great place to live while US becomes a dried up wasteland.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 18, 2012, 01:51:43 pm
Canada Wages Environmental Warfare

Many Americans call for George Washington to be crowned as our king.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 18, 2012, 04:55:51 pm
Founding Father Honored by Nation!

Paul Ryan is caught in a sleazy motel room with a half kilo of blow, a pizza box with a couple pieces left, a bottle of cheap whiskey, an open Kama Sutra, and Rachel Maddow with her cameraman.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 18, 2012, 05:13:18 pm
Paul Ryan attempts converting homosexuals.

Ron Paul tries socialism for the first time and decides he might like it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on November 18, 2012, 11:11:53 pm
Ron Paul Brainwashed By Evil Liberal Media

Israel initiates a ground invasion of Gaza and commits genocide of the Palestinians.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on November 19, 2012, 09:18:19 am
Israel-Palestine Conflict Resolved:  Obama Opposed Plan

Donald Trump claims that the Obama administration utilized brain control technology to make Todd Akin and Richard Mourdock make their comments on rape.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on November 19, 2012, 02:13:23 pm
No-one Safe from Obama's Liberal Mind Control

China invades Taiwan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Material Defender on November 19, 2012, 03:16:28 pm
Communists Invade Democratic State. Obama too soft on China!

The UN established a heavy trade sanctions against the Chinese government for its invasion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 20, 2012, 06:26:30 pm
Obama Destroys US Economy!

The latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary lists "reporter" as a synonym for "liar".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 21, 2012, 09:06:42 am
Liberals Attempting to Redefine Language!

Prominent Fox News "personality" uses 35 different racial slurs in one 12 minute segment.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on November 21, 2012, 10:22:19 am
PC Whaamulance Alert! (Honestly I think that even if the segment wasn't just one racist rant in context, hypersensitive politically-correct people would have a shitstorm.)


Obama is assassinated.  An investigation reveals that the person responsible is an unemployed Teabagger who watches Fox News every waking hour.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 21, 2012, 10:25:37 am
Right Wing Hero Persecuted

Said Teabagger is put on trial and sentenced to life imprisonment with no chance of parole
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 23, 2012, 07:29:27 pm
Patriotic hero made a political prisoner, Fox hosts charity to free him

After Romney is elected (in an alternate reality), teabaggers suddenly decide criticism of the president is unpatriotic again
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on November 24, 2012, 01:08:57 pm
President Romney praised by patriotic groups.

President Romney abolishes the federal government and moves all of their jobs(except his own) to sweatshops in China.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 24, 2012, 01:21:59 pm
Romney cuts government spending


In 2016 during the next election America elects its first gay Muslim Arabic  president  and during his term he fixes all the country's problems.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 24, 2012, 03:51:31 pm
New president believed to be a child molester, an Al-Qaeda mole, and was born in Darfur

First Asian president elected, tea party claims he's a secret Buddhist and demands proof that he wasn't born in China
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on November 24, 2012, 09:18:07 pm
Fox has Eric Boling examine the birth certificate (they actually did this)
Japan builds a space elevator starting a global call to start a UN backed moon colony
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Material Defender on November 25, 2012, 09:07:55 am
Japan constructs Dangerous Lunacy. Backed by UN!

The Space Elevator is sabotaged by a Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist flying a plane into it. Falls on Hawaii.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 25, 2012, 12:01:22 pm
Freedom fighter attacks island commies for lying about Obama being born there

Christian fundie group keeps tally marks of every time Obama has mentioned God or Jesus in speeches during his presidency, expresses outrage that the number is under 3,000
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Atheissimo on November 25, 2012, 12:45:48 pm
Freedom fighter attacks island commies for lying about Obama being born there

Christian fundie group keeps tally marks of every time Obama has mentioned God or Jesus in speeches during his presidency, expresses outrage that the number is under 3,000

National morality watchdog shocked by Obama's endorsement of Atheism and Islam

Entire Republic party staff found to be driving Japanese hybrids
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 25, 2012, 12:52:07 pm
Yellow commies slowly infiltrating ranks of patriots

Benghazi incident happens under Bush instead of Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 25, 2012, 03:28:36 pm
We Must Stand Behind Our President In This Time Of Crisis

Following another scandal at the BBC, Queen Elizabeth appoints herself as the new BBC Controller (with Parliament's approval).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on November 25, 2012, 05:25:17 pm
Government take-over of the media!

Economists provide evidence that this Black Friday was the largest (in terms of sales) since 1998.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 25, 2012, 05:32:12 pm
Americans Taking Control of Economy In Spite of Obama!

18 of the top US supervillians come together and demand Republicans stop being stupid, and that Fox stops encouraging them. The threats include nuclear weaponry, poisoning water supplies, and moving the moon 6 miles closer to the Earth so to effect the gravitational and tidal stuff the moon effects.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 25, 2012, 09:34:43 pm
Terrorists using blackmail to suppress the truth!

Obama visits predominantly non-Christian country and says "happy holidays" instead of singing "Merry Fucking Christmas" by Mr. Garrison from South Park
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 26, 2012, 10:08:24 am
Obama Wages War on Christmas!

(If it had been around back then) Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 26, 2012, 10:26:48 am
Lincoln attacks states rights, promotes communism and socialism

Obama thanks God multiple times in Thanksgiving speech for bestowing us with blessings, but doesn't thank "job creators"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 26, 2012, 01:27:42 pm
Obama Snubs Job Creators!

Dick Cheney is recorded at a Republican fundraiser referring to Obama as "that goddamned n----r", to thunderous applause.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 26, 2012, 01:57:38 pm
The Dark Lord sheds light on Obama's darkness to well-deserved applause

Newt Gingrich leaves his 5th wife for a 9 year old boy he met online, criticizes Obama for not having good family values
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on November 26, 2012, 07:01:39 pm
Gingrich: "Obama Lacks Good Family Values"

This thread reaches it's 100th page.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 26, 2012, 07:33:03 pm
Godless Heathens attack Hard Working News Casters


A second American Civil War breaks out between three factions The Neo Confederacy the U.S. Government and the Independent States of America. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 26, 2012, 09:34:28 pm
World War 3 begins, Rapture soon to follow?

Texas and other red states secede and form fascist plutocratic theocracy where rape is decriminalized, slavery is reinstated, abortion, homosexuality, and liberalism are capital crimes, taxes on the rich are eliminated altogether and everyone else is taxed 99%, everyone is required by law to practice Christianity, rape victims are stoned to death, education beyond 8th grade is eliminated, the rich are worshipped as gods, and everyone over age 2 gets a free assault rifle.  This hellhole of a nation is called "the second Confederacy".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 27, 2012, 11:42:24 am
South Rises Again!

Second Confederacy collapses within ten years under the weight of its own stupidity and cruelty.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 27, 2012, 12:16:54 pm
Obama and Clinton to blame for collapse of Godly nation

Clinton is in office when 9/11 occurs, Bush is in office when Bin Laden is captured, and Obama is in office when the economy collapses
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 27, 2012, 04:41:10 pm
Democrats let 9/11 happen, caused recession, Republicans killed Bin Laden!

Saddam Hussein comes out of hiding, revealing that the person captured by the US was only a body double.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 27, 2012, 05:09:47 pm
Obama fails to kill Saddam - are they best friends since they share the name Hussein?

Obama singlehandedly overpowers hijackers on a plane, prevents them from crashing it into a skyscraper, and lands it safely with no casualties
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 27, 2012, 05:13:42 pm
Obama stages publicity stunt.

Papers come out that prove that SEAL Team Six didn't kill Osama Bin Laden but rather it was Obama who parachuted into the compound himself than killed Bin Laden with a lightsaber then rode off into the sunset on an Alicorn.   
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 28, 2012, 01:05:31 am
Obama A Sith Lord

Captain America runs for President on the Democratic ticket, wins in a landslide.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 28, 2012, 06:29:54 pm
Americans Elect Traitor!

Red Skull runs on the Republican ticket that Captain America defeats.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 28, 2012, 07:01:31 pm
Handsome bald man with severe sunburn and lots of Christian moral values defeated by former patriot who turned to communism

Thousands of missing Gore and Kerry ballots found buried in Newt Gingrich's backyard
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 29, 2012, 02:37:58 pm
Gingrich Protecting America!

Bigfoot is captured and totally isn't fake.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 29, 2012, 03:02:10 pm
Obama's True Father Discovered!

Ann Coulter reveals that she is actually a hentacle monster who's been molesting any female Republican who came within ten yards for years.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 29, 2012, 07:49:32 pm
Ann Coulter Reaches Out To Fellow Republicans

Barack Obama unleashes an army of angels against the Syrian government
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on November 29, 2012, 08:58:53 pm
Ann Coulter Reaches Out To Fellow Republicans

Barack Obama unleashes an army of angels against the Syrian government
Obama Violates War Powers Act By Not Reporting to Congress

Obama leaves the Democratic Party to become a Republican
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 29, 2012, 09:15:30 pm
Obama Attempts Subversion From Within!

Obama foils an assassination attempt by catching an entire clip's worth of bullets in his bare hands.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 30, 2012, 02:39:26 am
Obama Has Power Of Satan!

Pat Robertson attacks Fox for promoting vice and sin in its TV shows and films while claiming to promote family values, says that the network should be persecuted for fraud.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on November 30, 2012, 11:21:25 am
Liberals Push for Gov't Controlled Television!

Because neither side will budge in talks, U.S. face plants off of the fiscal cliff. Americans, who at this point have had enough of this whole darned mess, decide we're on our own. So we start putting irrelevant differences aside and start spending money stimulating the economy. Little by little, that money starts feeding on itself. Inch by inch, We the People take responsibility and start fixing the mess.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on November 30, 2012, 12:43:36 pm
Free Market Solves Government-Created Problem

An FBI investigation reveals that Obama is actually Fred Savage in costume.  Further probing reveals that Mitt Romney and John McCain were both also Fred Savage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 30, 2012, 02:01:09 pm
Fred Savage Deceives America!

Further investigation reveals that Fred Savage is actually Rupert Murdoch in disguise. So, in fact, are Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Michelle Bachmann, and Rick Perry.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on November 30, 2012, 10:17:10 pm
Murdoch employs multiple identities to save nation from liberals

Cornelius Fudge and Lucius Malfoy run for president as Republican ticket
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on November 30, 2012, 11:21:01 pm
Obama Wants To Give Mud-Bloods Your Money!

Obama neuters his cat.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on November 30, 2012, 11:36:01 pm
Obama wants to end Cat population


Lupe Fiasco (My favorite rapper) creates a song with Obama  on it and Obama manages to hold his own.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 01, 2012, 02:23:03 pm
Obama Using Evil Rap Music To Brainwash Your Kids!

A new study uncovers evidence that most of the Founding Fathers were gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on December 01, 2012, 07:46:16 pm
Revisionist Historians promote the Homosexual Agenda.

Following Pat Robertson's change of heart on creationism, Ken Ham changes the Creation Museum into an actual science-based natural history museum.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 02, 2012, 12:58:46 pm
Museum replaces creationist science with scientific fairy tales

New study reveals that 8th grade dropouts are 99% likely to become conservatives
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on December 02, 2012, 01:23:49 pm
Public Schools Brainwashing Kids into Liberalism

Pat Robertson follows his change of views on creationism by becoming a radical leftist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on December 02, 2012, 01:32:06 pm
Public Schools Brainwashing Kids into Liberalism

Pat Robertson follows his change of views on creationism by becoming a radical leftist.

Pat Robertson becomes senile.

Gunman opens fire on crowd, shouts of "For Jesus" were heard.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on December 02, 2012, 01:58:20 pm
Liberals try to pin shooting on Religious Conservatives!

Survey shows that the amount of religious fundamentalism is on the decline
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on December 02, 2012, 04:37:46 pm
Godlessness increasing; End Times clearly imminent.

Shooter from earlier tries to defend self in court with "I did it for Christ!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 02, 2012, 04:43:01 pm
Court prosecutes incessant Christian


A study shows that people with conservative parents are more likely to be Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual and Transgender.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 02, 2012, 05:09:53 pm
Gay agenda infiltrates traditional Christian households!

Anders Breivik to be tried by Texas' justice system instead of Norway's
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on December 02, 2012, 05:15:57 pm
Christian hero to receive fair trial.

Pagans proven to have longer lives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 02, 2012, 11:39:21 pm
Satan Protects His Own

The earth opens up and swallows Glenn Beck.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 03, 2012, 05:41:28 am
The earth opens up and swallows Glenn Beck.

Hero Killed by Satanic Plot *OR* Hero Killed in Liberal Geologist Conspiracy

Tatu, one of the sign-language chimpanzees, expresses an interest in sharing with others.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 03, 2012, 10:54:52 am
Tatu, one of the sign-language chimpanzees, expresses an interest in sharing with others.
Socialism morally inferior. Adherents no better than monkeys.

(Democrats select shortlist for 2016?)

---------------------------

Latest paper in Science reconciles independant data sources to find the Earth has lost 4 trillion tonnes of ice in the last 20 years.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on December 03, 2012, 06:26:39 pm
Warm Weather due this summer!

Indian kids praise Hitler (http://forums.fstdt.net/politics-and-government/hitler-still-alive-and-popular/msg112923/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on December 03, 2012, 07:51:17 pm
Indian Liberals Look to an Unusual Hero

Sean Hannity has a "wardrobe malfunction" and accidentally reveals his fully erect 2.5" penis.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 04, 2012, 12:27:22 am
Sean Hannity Struggles With Physical Deformity

Sean Hannity's penis suddenly grows to colossal size, destroying the Fox News building.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 04, 2012, 08:25:25 am
Fox News Cannot Contain Hannity's Massive Manhood!

Hannity confesses that what caused him erection was the thought of deporting everyone with brown skin, including children and those born here or who immigrated legally.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on December 04, 2012, 02:15:12 pm
Hannity refuses to bow before political correctness!

Large group of Republicans campaigning against gay rights found to be active card-carrying members of NAMBLA.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on December 04, 2012, 03:27:24 pm
Republicans love kids!

A Marxist wins the Nobel Prize for Economics.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 04, 2012, 04:16:21 pm
Godless commies steal Nobel Prize

Obama lands on aircraft carrier in flight suit with a stuffed codpiece like Bush did
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 04, 2012, 05:02:17 pm
Obama tries to emulate Bush's greatness


A Zombie plague breaks out and Obama is quick to quell it and in a few weeks of the break out the plague is contained and all people infected cured.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 04, 2012, 05:21:02 pm
A Zombie plague breaks out and Obama is quick to quell it and in a few weeks of the break out the plague is contained and all people infected cured.
Obamageddon is here! Nazi Fascist purges loyal FOX watchers. TEA Party numbers in crisis!

Leading advertisers pull the plug on the Glenn Beck show for his incessant, illogical, convoluted, overt Godwins.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 04, 2012, 10:23:51 pm
Liberals conspire to silence the truth!

After Glenn Beck meets with an anti-democracy advocacy group, and comes out supporting their views, the RNC bans Fox News from all Republican events. Soon, Fox cannot get any interviews with the Republican Party.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 05, 2012, 10:24:19 am
Republican Party Betrays Base!

Scientists reveal that they have discovered conclusive proof that everyone has bisexual tendencies. Those who embrace such tendencies tend to be the healthiest people in the world, both physically and mentally.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on December 05, 2012, 11:49:18 am
Liberals, Science Pushing Gay Agenda!

Elephants learn to talk and display disgust at being the GOP mascot. They feel they more side with Progressive Libertarians.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 06, 2012, 06:57:21 am
Dumbo displays unamerican attitudes. Told to git back to Africa.

The Republican Committee to find a mew mascot goes with a freemason theme, only they replace the eye of providence with a security camera, the pyramid with a KKK hat, the compasses with assault weapons and the square with a chastity belt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 06, 2012, 06:59:42 am
Dumbo displays unamerican attitudes. Told to git back to Africa.

The Republican Committee to find a mew mascot goes with a freemason theme, only they replace the eye of providence with a security camera, the pyramid with a KKK hat, the compasses with assault weapons and the square with a chastity belt.

Republicans: Back to Basics

A humpback whale beaches itself.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 06, 2012, 09:25:39 am
Illegal immigrant lands on beach. Justice meted out - boiled in cauldrons to produce oil.

FOX fires their current focus groups and starts piping their shows into zoos and observing impacts. Rating metrics include spontaneous fights, outbreaks of terrified screeching and amounts of shit being flung. And that's just in the staff canteen.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 06, 2012, 11:58:19 am
New research proves animals and animal lovers to be Godless liberals who are probably gay too

Enraged teabagger physically assaults someone and calls them various racial/homophobic slurs just for switching the channel from Fox News to ESPN (true story btw)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 06, 2012, 07:40:17 pm
New research proves animals and animal lovers to be Godless liberals who are probably gay too

Enraged teabagger physically assaults someone and calls them various racial/homophobic slurs just for switching the channel from Fox News to ESPN (true story btw)

Patriot Defends Freedom of Speech

Somebody proves beyond all doubt that there is an afterlife... and it's the Hindu one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 06, 2012, 08:55:37 pm
Satan fabricates illusion of reincarnation to fool lost souls into thinking they're not in hell

Teabaggers attempt to give Obama a blow job so he can be impeached
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 06, 2012, 09:12:06 pm
Teaparty members uncover Obama sex scandal


The war between the Kingdom of Heaven and Kingdom of Hell break out and so the Charred Council sends the four horsemen to break it up. (Why yes I have been playing Darksiders recently.)   
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 07, 2012, 04:29:42 pm
Armageddon outta here!

Rush Limbaugh caught on camera saying "who gives a shit about Benghazi?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 07, 2012, 06:09:42 pm
Conservative Leaders Focus On Domestic Concerns

While appearing on the O'Reilly Factor, Newt Gingrich gets so upset that he murders the studio audience with his bare hands
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 07, 2012, 06:59:08 pm
Liberal plant provoke traditional Christian man to lose his temper

Obama changes his skin color to white, changes his name to John Smith, and changes his party affiliation to GOP, but maintains all his previous policies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 07, 2012, 07:34:33 pm
Liberal plant provoke traditional Christian man to lose his temper

Obama changes his skin color to white, changes his name to John Smith, and changes his party affiliation to GOP, but maintains all his previous policies

Communist Infiltration Goes Further than Previously Believed

Aperture Science actually exists and the events of both Portal games happened.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 10, 2012, 07:26:08 am
Cave Johnson a noble man.
Glados elected president running on the policy when dealing with illegal immigration "I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on December 10, 2012, 07:29:04 am
Scandal! President GLaDOS overly complacent on immigration policy.

Handsome Jack buys North America to spite players of Borderlands 2. Yes, the whole thing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 10, 2012, 01:34:11 pm
America Now In Hands Of Benevolent Industrialist!

During a rather vigorous debate at the United Nations, several nations make threats towards the United States. Obama reminds the other nations that the United States possesses the most powerful military in the world. "If we need to... we can snuff you out." On cue, the City of New York cuts power to the UN Building for five seconds. After the lights come back on, the other nations shut up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 10, 2012, 05:56:01 pm
Obama A Warmonger!

Every Christian in the military starts taking the pacifistic teachings of Jesus seriously and applies for conscientious objector status on the same day.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 10, 2012, 06:14:38 pm
Heretics betray their God and country and embrace un-American socialist values

President of NAMBLA runs for president as a Republican with Jerry Sandusky as his VP
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 11, 2012, 10:03:23 am
Biden/Clinton ticket pure evil. A Democratic vote will destroy America.

(excuse the pun)

Mormons realise that the 2 on 1 tactic isn't working and decide to door-knock in bunches of 6.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 11, 2012, 11:29:06 am
HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELIGIONS?  I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!

Sean Hannity lists "2 Girls 1 Cup", "The Turner Diaries" and "sucking George Bush's cock" as his interests on Facebook
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auri-El on December 11, 2012, 12:30:33 pm
Sean Hannity's Facebook Hacked by Evil People

The Obamas are seen praying at a mosque.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 11, 2012, 12:53:29 pm
Obama Pushes For Sharia Law

Footage is released of George W. Bush being assfucked by a horse. Analysis reveals that the footage is completely genuine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 11, 2012, 02:08:36 pm
PROOF OF GAY MARRIAGE SLIPPERY SLOPE! We told you it would happen!

Laura Bush says he always was a rodeo grade assclown. Barbara Bush refuses to dirty her beautiful mind thinking about it (or anything at all).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 11, 2012, 06:12:09 pm
Laura Bush is an unAmerican traitor who should move to France

Obama rents out a megachurch in Texas to personally marry hundreds of gay couples
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 11, 2012, 07:09:53 pm
Obama is destroying traditional marriage


 Patton Oswald stars in a movie where he plays a Christian man who goes through a life crisis and in the end abandons his faith for another (This is my life story just replace man with 7 year old boy)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 12, 2012, 05:22:51 pm
Obama is destroying traditional marriage


 Patton Oswald stars in a movie where he plays a Christian man who goes through a life crisis and in the end abandons his faith for another (This is my life story just replace man with 7 year old boy)

Hollywood Atheist Conspiracy Grows Worse

The Hawaiian separatists get their way, and Hawaii becomes its own country. It goes surprisingly well, despite mass deportations of non-Hawaiians (people with mixed backgrounds accepted) and initial controversy over whether or not to reinstate the Royal Family in a figurehead position and whether or not to make Hawaiian the official language. Tourism largely unaffected.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on December 13, 2012, 12:23:52 am
Hawaii Declares War on United States.

Psy admits being a huge fan of Sean Hannity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 13, 2012, 03:44:41 am
Oh Come on, the last one was a manufactured gimme for "Hawaii not part of U.S. Bid to declare all Hawaiian born Presidents unconstitutional and expunge their record."

Psy admits being a huge fan of Sean Hannity.

FOX LEADS WAY IN FOREIGN POLICY. The Gook that wants to be nuked!


The NY Times releases a scathing editorial: Fox Falls for Satire. Immune to sarcasm, even when it's art. Heads too far up own asses to recognise Ai Wei Wei style of protest.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 13, 2012, 08:30:13 am
A liberal magazine attempts smear campaign 


On December 21st nothing happens but Sara Palin, Michele Bachman and her husband and Glen Beck all drop dead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 13, 2012, 10:27:43 am
World Ends, Fulfilling Mayan Prophecies!

Lord Voldemort enters the next Republican presidential ticket and is selected to run by overwhelming majority.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 13, 2012, 02:21:21 pm
Intelligent, skilled, ambitious leader selected as GOP presidential candidate

Voldemort's VP candidates include Bellatrix Lestrange, Dolores Umbridge, and Sarah Palin
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 13, 2012, 05:09:28 pm
Intelligent, skilled, ambitious leader selected as GOP presidential candidate

Voldemort's VP candidates include Bellatrix Lestrange, Dolores Umbridge, and Sarah Palin

Presidential Hopeful Looks Through Binders

Sarah Palin turns out to be a naturalized Mexican citizen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 13, 2012, 07:44:17 pm
Pal-out! Crazy woman bases career round deceit, government cheques and anchor babies. Wall clearly not high enough yet. Allowed high-level government career despite failing basic knowledge test.

FOX 'news' scores 93% on misleading or inaccurate climate reporting.
http://www.ucsusa.org/global_warming/science_and_impacts/global_warming_contrarians/news-corporation-climate-science-coverage.html (http://www.ucsusa.org/global_warming/science_and_impacts/global_warming_contrarians/news-corporation-climate-science-coverage.html)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 13, 2012, 07:51:44 pm
Study shows clear bias


On January 1 2013, a strange static message is heard on televisions around the world. Then on January 21, another is heard eventually these messages deciphered as an advanced alien civilization contacting humanity saying on December 1st they will land and lead human kind to its ascension into the stars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 13, 2012, 10:04:06 pm
America under attack from illegal aliens again!

Even dumber George Bush III runs for president in 2020
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on December 13, 2012, 10:05:25 pm
Our new savior arrives!

Previous president killed in accident towards end of term, fatal blow to the head from the latest Stephen King hardcover.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 14, 2012, 01:32:47 am
Our new savior arrives!

Previous president killed in accident towards end of term, fatal blow to the head from the latest Stephen King hardcover.

Psychotic Author is a Liberal Assassin

In a shocking swerve, the USA elects a gay, non-white, atheist, polygamist Socialist for president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on December 14, 2012, 06:23:10 am
ACORN steals another election.

Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh admit they are long-time lovers and were married in California before Prop 8 passed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on December 14, 2012, 09:00:34 am
Beck and Limbaigh joining Together to Stop Anti Americans

Michael Savage found in a pasture bare ass naked and trampled to death by cows.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 14, 2012, 09:12:00 am
Do Liberals Have A Steak In Savage Death?

Upon the December 21 deaths mentioned previously, doctors performing the autopsies express amazement at the thickness of the skull bones and lack of space for brain tissue.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 14, 2012, 09:38:54 am
Hard-headed champions amaze medical community with skull size.

They also find advanced equine herpesvirus myeloencephalitis in all cases, and putrescent brains that smelt like rotting dick cheese!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 14, 2012, 03:02:58 pm
Hard-headed champions amaze medical community with skull size.

They also find advanced equine herpesvirus myeloencephalitis in all cases, and putrescent brains that smelt like rotting dick cheese!

Brony Community Suspected in Bio-Terror Campaign

Autopsy also reveals severely underdeveloped amygdalas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 14, 2012, 05:29:51 pm
The Amygdala: The Devil's Lobe

Rupert Murdoch announces that due to falling ratings, Fox News will be shut down.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 15, 2012, 12:19:45 am
The Amygdala: The Devil's Lobe

Rupert Murdoch announces that due to falling ratings, Fox News will be shut down.

The Terrorists Have Won

FOX news corporation convicted of libel, slander, fraud, and other deceit-related crimes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 15, 2012, 01:52:56 pm
Satan levels lawsuits at righteous news station

NRA's official response to Conn. tragedy: "We'd rather bury our sons than bury our guns" (RIP to the victims of that horrific incident  :'( )
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: myusername on December 15, 2012, 04:51:59 pm
NRA stands up for Second Amendment rights!

Fox involved in a Phone hacking scandal a la NOTW.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 15, 2012, 06:20:27 pm
Uh uh er...Benghazi!

Someone travels back in time from the future and reports that everything from the movie "Idiocracy" comes true
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 16, 2012, 12:51:18 am
Uh uh er...Benghazi!

Someone travels back in time from the future and reports that everything from the movie "Idiocracy" comes true

Victory for Red-Blooded Americans Inevitable

Someone travels back in time and reports everything from Soylent Green is true.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 16, 2012, 01:09:20 am
New use found for poor people in the future

Jesus comes back and updates His message a bit, telling conservatives "he who lives by the gun dies by the gun"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on December 18, 2012, 11:15:03 am
Jesus Pro 2nd Amendment!

2016 debates get the worst rating in the history of television. As a result, both party leadership decides to hold a gladiator type "debate" that makes British Parliament look like tea time with grandma.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 18, 2012, 05:57:25 pm
Jesus Pro 2nd Amendment!

2016 debates get the worst rating in the history of television. As a result, both party leadership decides to hold a gladiator type "debate" that makes British Parliament look like tea time with grandma.

Patriot Puts Money Where His Mouth Is
Defending Self from Liberal Onslaught

Obama gets a pit bull from the local animal shelter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 18, 2012, 06:53:51 pm
Obama Training Vicious Attack Dog!

Said pit bull turns out to be sweet and good-natured, a perfect example of why pit bulls were once known as "nanny dogs."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 18, 2012, 07:04:41 pm
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

They Might Be Giants release a new children's album about history and it has a song dedicated to the history of gay  rights. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on December 18, 2012, 07:31:57 pm
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

They Might Be Giants release a new children's album about history and it has a song dedicated to the history of gay  rights.

Gay agenda forced on children.

Israel launches missiles at US, Fox headquarters hit.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 19, 2012, 07:40:02 pm
Obama's new pit bull ticking time bomb waiting to happen

They Might Be Giants release a new children's album about history and it has a song dedicated to the history of gay  rights.

Gay agenda forced on children.

Israel launches missiles at US, Fox headquarters hit.

Israel Defends Itself From Radicals... Wait, That Came Out Wrong

Rupert Murdoch molests the Fox News headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 20, 2012, 09:23:43 am
Fox News Owner Connects With Employees

Scientists succeed in creating artificial intelligence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 20, 2012, 11:59:01 am
Scientists play God.

George W Bush pushes for strict gun regulations, including banning automatic weapons altogether.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 20, 2012, 12:06:01 pm
Bush Betrays Base!

Said artificial intelligence is completely benevolent and only uses its capabilities to help mankind.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 20, 2012, 12:30:37 pm
A.I. planning something insidious

Studies show that violent video games prevent at least 100 mass murders a year by providing an outlet for mentally unstable players
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 20, 2012, 12:58:48 pm
A.I. planning something insidious

Studies show that violent video games prevent at least 100 mass murders a year by providing an outlet for mentally unstable players

Video Games Linked to Mental Illness.

Coyote from Gunnerkrigg Court runs for president, with Robo-Coyote from Gargoyles as Vice President.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on December 20, 2012, 02:21:37 pm
allegedly nonexistent trickster elected president! annoyed liberal mech pilot quoted: 'this is bullshit! if he doesn't exist, how the shit is he president?!'

teleporter incident at new mexico laboratory; alien invasion ensues!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on December 20, 2012, 02:37:45 pm
America Overrun with Illegal Aliens!

George W. Bush and Clinton come out together and support gun control laws aimed at getting illegal guns off the streets.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on December 20, 2012, 03:17:57 pm
Clinton kidnaps and brainwashes Bush.


Mosque Burner says "I only know what I hear on Fox News"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 20, 2012, 03:30:13 pm
Are Liberals Behind Smear Campaign?

Politicians start being struck by lightning every time they tell a lie, even indoors. Republicans are struck three times more than Democrats.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 20, 2012, 04:52:29 pm
God's Electrifying Endorsement of the Republican Party

Sentient dogs take over America, expand War on Drugs to include catnip.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 20, 2012, 05:19:57 pm
God's Electrifying Endorsement of the Republican Party

Sentient dogs take over America, expand War on Drugs to include catnip.

Man's Best Friend Takes on Man's Best Roommate

Sentient cats fight the war on catnip on grounds that it is a long-standing, harmless cultural tradition.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 20, 2012, 06:45:39 pm
Cats stand up for harmless cultural traditions, why can't southern Confederates do the same?

Bush and Boehner finally get jokes about their last names
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 20, 2012, 08:25:51 pm
Conservatives Disprove Liberal Smears Against Intelligence

An LOLcat wins the next presidential election.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 20, 2012, 09:07:50 pm
Presidency no longer limited to liberal elitists

Boehner cries when new gun control laws are introduced, but doesn't cry for Sandy Hook victims
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 21, 2012, 04:06:58 am
Presidency no longer limited to liberal elitists

Boehner cries when new gun control laws are introduced, but doesn't cry for Sandy Hook victims

Boehner Doesn't Allow Tragedy to Cloud the Real Issue

related to my earlier post: The candidates against the Coyotes are Wheatley from Portal 2 for president with Pippin from LOTR as Vice-president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 21, 2012, 04:20:16 am
OK, Seriously, WTF?

An American citizen assassinates Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 21, 2012, 08:54:11 am
Radical Terrorist Assassinates American Ally!

An archer in a green hood begins targetting rich schmucks who made their fortunes over the backs of other people for vigilante justice.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 21, 2012, 10:09:51 am
Classwarfare
man who assassinated Bibi is a fundie Christian who believes Jews are responsible for killing Jesus
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 21, 2012, 11:12:58 am
Liberals brainwash mentally unstable christians to commit murder.

It is revealed that the "God" George W Bush was talking to when making important decisions was actually a homeless guy named Bob living in the White House attic. Somehow their voices were amplified and transfered through the air ducts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 21, 2012, 03:48:38 pm
God poses as welfare leech to relay message to His prophet on Earth

Alternate reality revealed to world proving that if Gore had been elected president, 9/11 wouldn't have happened
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 21, 2012, 04:08:22 pm
Gore Orchestrated 9/11 to Discredit Bush

Alternate-universe president is a white Republican, but otherwise is identical to Obama in all respects.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 21, 2012, 04:32:13 pm
Point: President  Bob is great!
Counterpoint: Great? Try awesome!

President Bob revealed to be secret muslim.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 21, 2012, 04:44:39 pm
"Secret Muslim" president actually devout Christian, everyone knows only dark skinned people are Muslims

Technical glitch at Fox News station accidentally causes child pornography from Murdoch's computer to be broadcast worldwide
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 23, 2012, 08:51:18 am
Liberal satanists hack Fox executive's computer.

From FOX News archive:
George H.W Bush breaks his famous "read my lips" promise and raises taxes as part of a 1990 budget agreement.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 23, 2012, 10:48:43 am
This is a hard one since they would not want Clinton as prez so they wouldn't call him a RINO.  I guess they would do the Mitt Romney thing where they hated him till it was inevitable that he would be the nominee.
Okay here
Bush is a traitor to the cause of the Republican party.  92 rolls around.  Bush was always a true conservative
Time machine
MLK gets assassinated
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on December 23, 2012, 12:30:15 pm
Time machine
MLK gets assassinated

Second Amendment infringes on MLK's right to life.

NRA proposes solution to mass shootings: more crazy people with guns
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on December 23, 2012, 12:38:53 pm
NRA Reveals Brilliant Strategy

Fox News Attempting to Appeal to Little Kids
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 23, 2012, 04:39:43 pm
Fox News make effort to prevent liberal brainwashing of kids

Gun stores begin selling "rampage kits" that include pipe bomb making materials, AR-15s, 20,000 hollow point rounds, kevlar, black trench coats, and an inventory of target-rich locations nearby such as malls, schools, churches, and sports stadiums
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 23, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
RISE UP AGAINST THE OBAMA TYRANNY, BROTHERS!

Andy Schlafly Get A Show On Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 23, 2012, 06:09:58 pm
RISE UP AGAINST THE OBAMA TYRANNY, BROTHERS!

Andy Schlafly Get A Show On Fox News.

Patriot Is Finally Heard

Schlafly's show is filled with the nonsense he's famous for. That old bitch Phyllis is a regular repeat guest.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on December 23, 2012, 08:09:14 pm
New show is a top hit!

AI researcher inadvertently resurrects Reagan as the GIPPER 9000 Computer in prank gone direly awry! Heroic Mechanical Engineer salvages the situation with a carefully-timed unplugging of the power cord.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 23, 2012, 08:51:45 pm
Returned Savior Assassinated!

Back in time: The Continental Congress signs the Declaration of Independence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 23, 2012, 08:56:27 pm
Anarchist breaks away from the Empire


Half-life 2 Episode 3 comes out on Christmas day for free  and crashes the steam servers for at least ten days.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 23, 2012, 10:14:31 pm
Violent video games cause more trouble

Westboro Baptist Church merges with Tea Party
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 24, 2012, 01:41:34 pm
Two American institutions unite.

Bill O'Reilly appears on FOX Children's show and tells them that Santa Claus does not exist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Caitshidhe on December 24, 2012, 03:14:15 pm
'Famous Commentator Takes Time to Educate Nation's Children'.

After many years of successful efforts in education, healthcare, and freely available contraceptives by Planned Parenthood, abortions and unplanned pregnancies are at an all-time low across the US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 24, 2012, 07:32:25 pm
Planned Parenthood Lowers Birthrate; Accomplishes Eugenicist Agenda

A lightning storm burns a giant Jesus statue to the ground; the porno shop across the street remains completely untouched.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 24, 2012, 07:47:15 pm
Planned Parenthood Lowers Birthrate; Accomplishes Eugenicist Agenda

A lightning storm burns a giant Jesus statue to the ground; the porno shop across the street remains completely untouched.

Satan Attacks Heretical "Church"

House of Sin Left as Reminder


The porno shop caters to furries and otaku.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on December 24, 2012, 08:02:13 pm
Liberal Bestiality Agenda: An Exposé

This game is released. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-video-game-designed-to-have-no-influence-on-ki,1857/ (http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-video-game-designed-to-have-no-influence-on-ki,1857/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 25, 2012, 03:09:49 pm
If they own shares:
FOX Interactive University: Give your children a headstart for the next generation of American jobs.

If they don't own shares:
Cynical marketing scam: Buy an x-box and join the army instead you bums.

Boehner admits he'll happily hold the economic well-being of 99% of Americans hostage so 1% of thieves can have their pampered asses kissed.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 25, 2012, 03:39:41 pm
Boehner speaks against socialism, promotes Christian values

New conservative Bible released in which every instance of Jesus telling us to feed the poor is replaced by Jesus promoting the right to bear arms
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 25, 2012, 04:30:41 pm
Stunning New Revelation:  Jesus Supports Gun Rights

Fox News' studios experience a horrible blizzard that traps everyone in the studio for one month.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 25, 2012, 06:07:19 pm
Cannibalism and survival: what Fox News learned from the Donner Party

Teabagger claims on message board that Kwanzaa and Hanukkah are made-up holidays created by liberals as part of the war on Christmas (true story, believe it or not)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 25, 2012, 06:17:47 pm
Brave Christian Defends Christmas

Mitt Romney's son reveals his father never wanted to be President. (Another true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 25, 2012, 11:47:10 pm
Romney is a gracious loser

Republicans suggest torturing Piers Morgan to death and nuking the UK because he supports gun control (sadly another true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 25, 2012, 11:49:40 pm
Americans against imperialism


Emperor Akihito of Japan makes a surprise Christmas visit to poor families of America giving them gifts from his home country.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 25, 2012, 11:52:18 pm
The Japs Are Brainwashing Our Childrens!

Woman Comes Forward With DNA Evidence, Shows Bill O'Reiley Is A Deadbeat Dad.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 26, 2012, 08:35:20 am
Welfare Queen Sues FOX News For Even More Money So She Can Continue to Sponge off Society:

Americans slowly start to realise that the correct way to interpret the 2nd Amendment and the organised checks and balances it was created to ensure, is since the advent of the Corporation, the right to join a union without any adverse consequences.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 26, 2012, 09:07:25 am
Communism on the rise in America.


FOX and Friends hosts show off the handguns they bought themselves for "protection." The segment ends early as all three hosts accidentally shoot each other simultaneously.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 26, 2012, 09:33:11 am
Liberals Rig Gun-Accident Incident!

King Arthur returns and ushers in a new era of peace and justice for the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 26, 2012, 10:41:27 am
Great christian leader returns to unite the world under christianity!

King Arthur forces everyone to worship him as a god.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on December 26, 2012, 11:03:30 am
UK Worships witchcraft dabbling blasphemous lunatic.

Merlin gets a show on MSNBC.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 26, 2012, 11:08:30 am
MSNBC Promotes Satanism!

Lancelot, Galahad and Gawain are caught on camera triple-teaming Lindsay Lohan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 26, 2012, 11:37:58 am
Modern US harlot seduces noble men of old

On national sex offender map, 99% of red dots are in Republican-voting states
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 26, 2012, 11:45:35 am
Conservatives Better At Catching Predators!

Chris Hansen reveals that he started "To Catch A Predator" because he gets a sexual thrill out of it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 26, 2012, 02:03:30 pm
MSNBC Host admits he gets sexual thrills from pedophiles molesting kids.

Andy Schalfy announces his "Conservative US Constitution" rewrite project.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Alehksunos on December 26, 2012, 02:26:06 pm
America has been saved!

Ted Cruz resigns Senator of Texas and crafts his own city-state under Laissez-Faire Capitalism and Family Values: On the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 27, 2012, 02:06:21 am
True Christian builds new Eden!

New Eden pleads for government help as Mexican pirates raid the place.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 27, 2012, 12:11:43 pm
America abandoning it's ally (Hey Rapture)
Political scientists try to remind Fox that correlation does not equal causation in regards to Egypt's new constitution and their values.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 27, 2012, 08:14:40 pm
Liberals Attempt To Cloud Issue!

Newly-discovered diaries prove that the Founding Fathers were all atheists who thought religion should be a disqualifying factor for public office.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 27, 2012, 08:26:51 pm
Founding Fathers were anti-American traitors!

Far-right Christian student takes note of which students say "Happy Holidays" or don't say the "under God" part of the Pledge, comes in one day with a gun and shoots them all
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 27, 2012, 08:44:15 pm
He was not a Christian (O Riley pulled that with Brevick)
Events of Xcom begin
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 30, 2012, 09:25:09 am
Earth Threatened By Alien Invasion!

A Christian think tank finds that American children are badly misinformed about the contents of the Bible and the actual tenets of Christianity, and calls for more religion in schools. A month later, the US Department of Education announces new guidelines that will add Religious Studies to the standard American curriculum. The most controversial point is that both the Bible and the Koran will be read and studied by American students. A sample test published includes questions ranging from "Name the Five Pillars of Islam" to "Explain the concept of 'original sin'".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on December 30, 2012, 09:40:12 am
Islamic agenda invades public schools!

Five years later a study finds that the program has made children more tolerant of all religions. Also nobody converted to Islam because they were taught about it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 30, 2012, 07:00:38 pm
Anti-Christian Teachings Spread!

Republicans in Congress go and see "Les Miz" en masse. They decide the first scene is just a dandy idea and introduce legislation making all prison inmates the legal property of the U.S. government or, in the case of private prisons, the company that runs the prison.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on December 30, 2012, 08:25:26 pm
Anti-Christian Teachings Spread!

Republicans in Congress go and see "Les Miz" en masse. They decide the first scene is just a dandy idea and introduce legislation making all prison inmates the legal property of the U.S. government or, in the case of private prisons, the company that runs the prison.

Republicans Crack Down on Crime

Various human rights organizations protest the move.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on December 31, 2012, 11:39:37 am
No good peacenicks endanger security
Hannity reveals that he was happy about these shootings since they make gun manufacturers money.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 31, 2012, 11:55:35 am
Hannity Supports Job Creators

Aforementioned legislation passes, but with an amendment that actually makes it cheaper to send criminals to rehabilitation services than to prison. Within five years, crime drops like a rock as recidivism declines.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 31, 2012, 06:26:41 pm
Democratic Bill Caveat Forces Private Businesses To Shut Down, Putting Thousands Out Of Work

Fox News Learns Of This Thread   (By the way, the headlines in this game are a lot closer to reality than they should be. XD)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 31, 2012, 06:32:11 pm
Liberal website sued for plagiarism 

 Said lawsuit is thrown out of court multiple times until a federal judge bars fox news from suing anyone or anything again.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 31, 2012, 07:05:31 pm
Fox News Persecuted For Standing Up For Rights

Hillary Clinton Shot And Killed As She's About To Start Benghazi Testimony; Investigation Reveals Shooter's A Frothing Gun Nut And Fox News Lover
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 31, 2012, 09:03:27 pm
Hero Slays Demonic Threat To America

Someone pulls the fire alarm at Fox Headquarters
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on December 31, 2012, 09:10:43 pm
Liberal arsonist attempts to destroy the truth


A pizza delivery that was meant for the CBS office ends up in Fox's office
   
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 31, 2012, 09:58:09 pm
Liberals Attempt To Bribe Newscasters!

Studies reveal that 99% of convicted child molesters vote conservative and rely on Faux Noise for their news.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on December 31, 2012, 10:13:11 pm
An entire 1% of child molesters are liberals!

Dozens of Fox News viewers nationwide die of alcohol poisoning from taking shots every time they hear "socialism" or "Benghazi" on Fox
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on December 31, 2012, 10:46:29 pm
Liberals Mock Fox; Pay The Price!

Anonymous Hijacks Fox News Website; Fills It With Goatse, Other Shock Site Images/Videos

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Note:  I would've done the child molester one "How Liberals Get Away With Child Molestation: A Fox News Special Report."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Morgenleoht on December 31, 2012, 10:55:31 pm
Liberals expose their idea of the future.

A cure for acute stupidity is found.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 01, 2013, 09:41:32 am
Cure for liberalism found.

Said cure found to make people less religious and politically moderate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 01, 2013, 04:21:06 pm
Liberals Attempt To Brainwash America!

Barack Obama shoots Satan in the face with a shotgun.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 01, 2013, 05:46:02 pm
Gun kills Satan.

Arab millionaires buy all of News Corp.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 01, 2013, 05:54:46 pm
Muslims Infiltrate American Media!

Fox News Headline Writer's Co-Worker Spontaneously Combusts
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 01, 2013, 05:59:00 pm
Arsonist kill fox news anchor.


The Fox News headline writer finds out he's gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 01, 2013, 09:45:13 pm
Fox News headline writer is an alcoholic

House GOP suggests banning public school altogether to prevent school shootings and liberalism
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on January 02, 2013, 12:05:38 am
GOP presents sure fix for school violence.

westboro baptist church protests Planned Parenthood.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 02, 2013, 08:08:43 am
Christians Stand Up For Unborn

Westboro members physically attack attendees at a funeral, then try to sue when people defend themselves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on January 02, 2013, 10:49:00 am
Left wingers prove that liberals shouldn't have guns
Nate Silver predicts Harper will lose in 2015
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 02, 2013, 03:23:35 pm
Secret election to be held in 2015!

Obama presents foolproof plan to save the world from an approaching asteroid the size of Alaska, House Republicans vow to do everything in their power to block his proposal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on January 02, 2013, 07:37:46 pm
Secret election to be held in 2015!

Obama presents foolproof plan to save the world from an approaching asteroid the size of Alaska, House Republicans vow to do everything in their power to block his proposal

Democrats Refuse to Compromise

The Occupy movement starts an "Occupy the Asteroid" offshoot, and it is far more popular than the other Occupies- it even has a sizable conservative element.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 02, 2013, 09:18:22 pm
New Occupy movement promotes socialism thinly disguised as attempt to save the world

Obama announces that he supports conservatives breeding more, House Republicans immediately oppose it just because Obama supports it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 02, 2013, 11:01:34 pm
Republicans Fight Obama's Radical Agenda!

As a peace gesture, Obama invites John Boehner and his family to join the Obamas for Christmas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 03, 2013, 11:10:21 am
Obama invites upstanding Christian man to partake in pagan Muslim holiday rituals

Democrats act like Republicans did in 2003 and burn books/CDs of anyone who disagrees with Obama, demand that anyone who doesn't like him leave the country
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 03, 2013, 01:22:36 pm
Liberals Burn Books, JUST LIKE NAZIS!

In the next election, Democrats field the first female candidate to become president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 03, 2013, 02:58:58 pm
New president is a feminazi who will start a new war around the same time every month

Democrats run the first Asian presidential candidate in 2016
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 03, 2013, 03:07:46 pm
Democrats Sell Out To Chinese Communists!

Republicans introduce legislation stating that all women are required to find husbands and have a minimum of one child and be trying for the second by age 25.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 03, 2013, 03:12:00 pm
Republicans support Family!

Democrats propose the very same legislation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 03, 2013, 03:39:32 pm
Democrats trying to rob the cradle!

GOP Congressman admits he's only in politics because it gives him access to hot young boys
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 03, 2013, 03:47:59 pm
Republicans Dedicated To Touching The Lives Of Young Men

A Democratic congressman admits the same thing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 03, 2013, 04:18:11 pm
DEMOCRATS PROMOTE HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE AGENDA!!!

2016 Republican presidential candidate openly admires Hitler, voted for segregation and against the Civil Rights act, promotes genocide against gays and the poor, vows to nuke every non-Christian nation into oblivion, and calls Obama the N-word to his face during debates
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 03, 2013, 06:10:37 pm
Candidate Bob shows support for conservative values.

After winning the election President Bob immediately jumps to the political centre, not doing anything that might offend the Democrats.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 03, 2013, 08:33:16 pm
Bastard Bob Betrays Base!

Democrats run the first artificial intelligence candidate for President.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on January 04, 2013, 05:52:03 am
New president is a feminazi who will start a new war around the same time every month

Democrats run the first Asian presidential candidate in 2016

Democrats Sell Out to Chinese

The Cynocephali of medieval legend turn out to be real, in all their cannibalistic, boar-tusked, fire-breathing glory. They vote Socialist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 04, 2013, 08:14:21 pm
Socialists are cannibals!

NRA cites Timothy McVeigh and Anders Behring Breivik as heroes and patriots
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 05, 2013, 01:37:08 pm
NRA for christian heroes.

Study asks american christians to answer a simple checkbox quiz on bible questions. Results say that 99% just pick the answers that fit their worldviews.

Example: What did Jesus say about taxation?
( ) "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's"
(X) "Taxes are theft"

 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on January 05, 2013, 01:44:51 pm
"Good Christians know the facts!"

Captain Fwiffo of the Spathi Starfleet runs for senate!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 05, 2013, 02:30:36 pm
Senate Candidate Has Strong Military Background

Israel declares its support for the Syrian rebels, and launches a devastating air strike that breaks the back of Assad's military, while Jordan secures the Syrian chemical weapons. The new Syrian regime that emerges is moderate, democratic, and friendly to Israel, but not so friendly to the US. Following the subsequent collapse of Hezbollah, Israel, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon form a military alliance.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 05, 2013, 04:51:25 pm
Jihadist destroy country's government


Obama passes a bill that allows disabled veterans to enter college free of tuition or fees.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 05, 2013, 05:48:20 pm
Obama tries to brainwash 47%ers into socialism

Obama jaywalks
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 05, 2013, 09:13:29 pm
Obama Spits On Traffic Laws!

Obama dives into the path of a speeding truck to save an old man who voted against him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 05, 2013, 09:36:25 pm
Obama Assaults Innocent Driver

Disgruntled Employee Stabs The Entire NRA To Death; Guns Prove Useless Against Him
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 05, 2013, 09:40:34 pm
Democrats Summon Demon to Fight NRA!

After a group of cheerleaders come forward about a widespread pattern of rape and abuse, football's popularity drops like a rock.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 05, 2013, 10:28:58 pm
Liberal Soccer fans orchestrate libel campaign.

Soccer becomes the most popular sport in the US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 06, 2013, 01:20:11 am
Favorite sport of illegal aliens contaminates American culture

Tim Tebow calls a 30 minute time out to praise God every time he catches a pass
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 06, 2013, 02:10:31 am
Holy Quarterback throws to himself.

(Cause Tim Tebow THROWS THE FOOTBALL NOT CATCHES IT!)

Ironbite-Eagles Cut Mark Sanchez for poor performance
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 06, 2013, 04:24:55 pm
Hispanics Suck At Football

2016 Republican Convention fails due to party in-fighting. Both Chris Christie and Michelle Bachmann are nominated, pretty much handing the election to the Democrats.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 06, 2013, 07:17:37 pm
Democratic Infiltrators Sabotage Republican Convention!

(bringing back one of mine that got skipped)

Democrats run the first successful artificial-intelligence candidate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 06, 2013, 08:03:29 pm
Socialist robots are going to take over America!

Obama says an hour-long grace before dinner explicitly thanking Jesus Christ and the billionaire job creators who blessed him with a meal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vypernight on January 07, 2013, 11:21:41 am
Obama violates the Constitution!

Obama vetoes a bill that would end term limits for presidents.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 07, 2013, 11:28:30 am
Worthless B* C* opts for unemployment. Can't wait to sponge off tax-payer for rest of life.

The Koch brothers are caught trying to buy rescue dogs as green-fuel to co-fire in their furnaces.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 07, 2013, 11:56:57 am
Koch Brothers Support Alternate Energy Sources!

The entire fracking debate is rendered moot when the owners of Battlestar Galactica sue the oil industry for copyright infringement.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 09, 2013, 09:52:18 am
Now That Gays Have Rights, Nerds Want Them Too! Where Will It End?

An LOLcat is elected president. Within three years, they've managed to pass bipartisan reform laws that actually put the country back on the road to recovery.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 09, 2013, 11:58:42 am
I can has communism? CATastrophic policies lead the country straight to hell.

Kent Hovind reads a evolutionary textbook in prison and announces that everything that he has been telling people has been wrong and the theory of evolution is a fact.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 09, 2013, 12:20:18 pm
Widely Adored Evangelical Falls From Grace. Turns to Satan Worship in Prison.

Kent Hovind says, no really folks, I was scamming you suckers all along and produces documentation to prove it. Seriously, how scientifically illiterate do you have to pretend to be before someone calls Poe? What I said made no sense at all. Ever! 30 seconds of googling people, that's all it takes! 30 seconds! Think Sheeple, Think!


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 09, 2013, 12:31:13 pm
Atheist admits lies of evolution


After almost three years of working on it I finally finish the novel I've been working on.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 09, 2013, 05:11:24 pm
Liberal Completes Book of Lies

Southern Republicans introduce legislation to re-legalize duelling.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 10, 2013, 04:39:05 am
NY Times:  Gang Warfare Southern Style. See Parody Macarena by Psy on video.

FOX: Yee-haw! Let the feuding commence... It is on bitches!

The NRA sees a massive drop in gun owners as they start being weeded out with a half life of two weeks in some counties. Funeral parlours haven't had it so good since the Spanish flu pandemic of 1918/1919.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on January 10, 2013, 04:52:12 am
NY Times:  Gang Warfare Southern Style. See Parody Macarena by Psy on video.

FOX: Yee-haw! Let the feuding commence... It is on bitches!

The NRA sees a massive drop in gun owners as they start being weeded out with a half life of two weeks in some counties. Funeral parlours haven't had it so good since the Spanish flu pandemic of 1918/1919.

Dueling boosts economy

increase in business, decrease in unemployment

Rachel's Project is finally proven to be rather useless.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 10, 2013, 08:20:52 am
Liberals Attempt To Shut Down Pro-Life Counseling

Public sex offender registries and residency restrictions are shown to not only be useless, but increase chances of reoffending.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 10, 2013, 12:16:40 pm
Liberal policies on sex offenders fail. Bring in the executions!

Black guy buys a gun to protect his family.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 10, 2013, 03:28:16 pm
Black Man A Threat To His Neighbors

A Foxtard attempts to assassinate President Obama with a gun made up as a crucifix.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 11, 2013, 03:40:49 am
Well, to be fair, FOX tends to be pretty good at vilifying its nutbag reactionaries as independent lunatics whenever they actually act on what Glenn Beck and others say...

Obama gets goons to beat up God-fearing cross-carrying Christian Man was only trying to stop him in the street.
See also today: + Ground Zero Mosque gets go ahead. + 2nd Amendment rights, run-down.

"Defenders of marriage" admit that they're only trying to defend racism, bigotry, discrimination, superstition, ignorance, pain, homophobia, hate and persecution and don't actually have the first clue about any positive things in marriage.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 11, 2013, 10:56:27 am
Defenders of Marriage Defend Traditional Values

The first billion-dollar lottery is won by an atheist who donates half his winnings to the Freedom From Religion Foundation, ACLU and various other organizations Fox hates.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 11, 2013, 11:42:03 am
Immoral atheist loses all of his money on sin.

A reverrend wins the second billion dollar lottery and buys a solid gold monument of a false idol.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 11, 2013, 08:12:14 pm
Pastor uses lottery winnings to help the community



Japanese man gets permit to build a Shinto temple close to Pear Harbor   
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 12, 2013, 06:17:30 am
Damn Japs gonna build a pagan victory to mock victims of Pearl Harbor.

Said headline reignites old anti-japan sentiments. Glenn Beck tells people to set Toyotas and Hyundais* on fire. Rush Limbaugh tells people to beat up all asians just in case.

*Actually Korean brand
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 12, 2013, 08:07:30 am
Beck and Limbaugh Stand Boldly Against Yellow Peril!

When people try to follow Limbaugh's advice, it turns out that the stereotype of all Asians knowing martial arts is actually true.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 12, 2013, 09:16:48 am
Japanese man beats up innocent


After the violence has ended president Obama issues a national warrant for the arrest of Glen Beck and  Rush Limbaugh for inciting violence and for hate crimes.     
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 12, 2013, 06:33:56 pm
Obama Suppresses The Truth!

Obama announces new energy plan that will harness the hot air produced by Congress and various pundits to fulfill all of the New World's energy needs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 13, 2013, 09:37:14 am
Obama to harvest innocent people.

Tim Tebow starts kneeling towards Mecca before his matches and becomes the best quarterback ever.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 13, 2013, 10:38:41 am
BLASPHEMOUS TEBOW TURNS BACK ON CHRISTIAN VALUES*

Darkseid breaks through to our universe, becomes avid Fox News viewer, kills Obama, Congress and the US military (who had all acted swiftly to counter the threat) and empowers the North Koreans to conquer and subjugate America as a colony.


*hey, this game is easy if you just ignore at least one crucial fact...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 13, 2013, 03:22:25 pm
Tim Tebow starts kneeling towards Mecca before his matches and becomes the best quarterback ever.
...[[[Ultimate proof in wrathful God of the OT: None of that Render unto Caesar liberal namby-pamby nonsense.]]]...

back to above.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on January 14, 2013, 04:38:31 am
BLASPHEMOUS TEBOW TURNS BACK ON CHRISTIAN VALUES*

Darkseid breaks through to our universe, becomes avid Fox News viewer, kills Obama, Congress and the US military (who had all acted swiftly to counter the threat) and empowers the North Koreans to conquer and subjugate America as a colony.


*hey, this game is easy if you just ignore at least one crucial fact...

America Rescued by Powerful Military Leader

Superman beats Darkseid's ugly butt back to Apokalips, defeates NK, and loudly condemns Fox News. Even Gordon Godfrey can't say anything against this particular act.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 14, 2013, 07:49:30 am
Illegal Alien Conquers Planet!

Zombies attack Faux Noise and its reporters, leaving everyone and everything else alone.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 14, 2013, 04:09:51 pm
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Obama decrees that all government documents will henceforth be printed in Papyrus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 14, 2013, 11:40:04 pm
Obama sucks it up to his muslim Egyptian papyrus manufacturer buddies.

Obama administration rejects the proposal to build a planet destroying Death Star.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 15, 2013, 10:25:59 am
Obama Rejects Job-Creation Bill

The reason he rejected the Death Star proposal was to slash government spending. Over time, the money saved triples its worth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 16, 2013, 05:18:41 pm
Money saved for socialist practices could be better used destroying planets

House Republicans block bill making it illegal to eat babies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 16, 2013, 08:11:50 pm
Republicans Block Government Regulation

Obama announces that henceforth, Comic Sans MS is the official font of the US Government.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 16, 2013, 09:25:10 pm
Obama embraces official font of homosexual agenda

President of NRA caught having sex with an assault rifle, says the rifling groves make it better than any woman
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 16, 2013, 09:45:36 pm
NRA President Reveals Secrets To Explosive Orgasm

Republican National Convention devolves into no-holds-barred orgy.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 16, 2013, 10:46:38 pm
Link shown between conservative values and increased sex drive

Use of local gay sex-soliciting websites increases 500% in Tampa during RNC (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 17, 2013, 12:32:13 am
Gays attempt to pervert Republican party

A Republican president announces his plan to ban caffeine. All 50 state governments immediately declare their intention to revolt should the law be put into effect.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 17, 2013, 05:39:56 am
War on drugs needs our support. South American and African cartels stealing our hard earned dollars. Swiss multinationals laundering profits.

Cargill, Nestle, Folgers and Starbucks all say they don't use actual coffee beans per se, but secret blends of muds.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 17, 2013, 12:23:49 pm
Pffbt!

The Church of Satan endorses Michelle Bachmann for President.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 17, 2013, 12:35:07 pm
Local Religious Leaders Endorse Bachmann!

There is no Republican candidate in 2016 due to lack of interest.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 17, 2013, 12:39:44 pm
GOP looks to 2020.

Ironbite-2020 rolls around and Michelle Obama runs for President, wins, and enacts a golden age of mankind.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 17, 2013, 05:58:54 pm
Black Kenyan Socialists At It Again!

A warmonger Republican president is elected and proceeds to bomb the entire rest of the planet back to the Stone Age. With no larger world economy, U.S. lifestyles quickly devolve back to the same level.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on January 18, 2013, 01:22:02 pm
President signals return to traditional values.

Fox turns into a hardcore sex channel so gradually that no-one even notices.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2013, 02:12:15 pm
Fox expands its audience

House Republicans vow to block bill proposed by Obama to install armed guards in every red state school
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 18, 2013, 04:12:37 pm
Obama fills our schools with his private army. Our sources say they have orders to shoot anyone who attempts praying at school.

God admits he made up heaven and hell so prehistoric people would have incentive to be good. But he's sure mankind has grown up to do good just for the sake of it. Immediately after that fundie leaders across the world tell that it's ok to kill, steal or have sex with anything because there is no eternal punishment.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2013, 04:17:38 pm
Spiritual leaders to believers: PARTY TIME!

Obama gains the ability to apparate and uses it to personally stop any and all school shootings in progress nationwide by shooting the perpetrator in the face with an assault rifle
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 18, 2013, 05:10:24 pm
Guns resolve the school shooter problem.

Meanwhile in alternate universe. President Obama is pushing for a law which would require people to apply for a driver's license(complete with eye examination and other tests) before being allowed to drive cars. This comes after a recent incident where a blind guy bought an SUV and crashed it through a school.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2013, 05:38:50 pm
Obama attacking God-given right to drive Toyota 4Runners

Sex tape involving Sarah Palin, Jared Loughner, and Anders Breivik discovered
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 18, 2013, 06:28:22 pm
Evidence for Christians having superior sex drive found.

Turns out the second amendment was supposed to say "right to arm bears" rather than "bear arms." Consequently people start buying guard bears with guns on them. In other news bear maulings are up by 900%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 18, 2013, 06:55:59 pm
FUCK THERE'S A GIANT BEAR IN THE NEWSROOM!

A boa constrictor starts to swallow the FNHW (Fox News Headline Writer)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2013, 08:10:36 pm
Satan takes the form of a snake again and attempts to silence righteous conservative voices

During Bush's 2nd inauguration, someone replaces "Hail to the Chief" with "Imperial Death March" in the band's sheet music
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 18, 2013, 11:09:50 pm
Bush Chooses Awesome Music For Inauguration

(for the record, if I ever become President, I will be adopting One-Winged Angel as my personal theme tune)

Obama continues the tradition, making the Imperial Death March the new music associated with the Presidency.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 18, 2013, 11:33:38 pm
Absolute proof that Obama is an evil dark lord

U.S. economy better than any period in history at the end of Obama's 2nd term
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 19, 2013, 08:12:42 am
COMMUNISM!

Dick Cheney starts Force-choking people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2013, 10:49:51 am
Socialist traitors have failed Lord Cheney for the last time

Tea Party dresses up as ghosts and burn lowercase T for "time to go" in hopes of getting Obama out of the White House
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 19, 2013, 01:11:09 pm
Tea Party organizes a peaceful and non racist rally outside of the White House.

Obama sees the burning t from his office and suddenly remembers he's supposed to go to a meeting somewhere else. Just seconds after Obama leaves the White House a bomb set up by Al-Qaeda blows up in the oval office. Obama publicly thanks Tea Party for the warning that saved his life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 19, 2013, 02:15:31 pm
Tea Party saves illegal immigrant's from racist


After many years of people asking Bruce Springsteen finally gives in and runs for governor of New Jersey and wins.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 19, 2013, 03:06:52 pm
Socialists maintain hold on New Jersey

Obama kicks off inauguration weekend with community service (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 19, 2013, 10:43:12 pm
Obama Encourages Dependence On Governments

Obama reveals his own ballot, showing that he voted Republican for several local and state offices.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 20, 2013, 08:25:40 am
Obama Reveals Names of Stealth Socialists

It turns out that the Republicans he voted for are all conservatives who have consistently opposed Obama's policies, but have been willing to work with him to find better solutions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 20, 2013, 02:14:20 pm
Stealth Democrats are bigger problem than previously suspected.

A cooperative effort between paleontologists and geneticists uses cloning to resurrect a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 20, 2013, 03:27:09 pm
Scientists playing god.

Christian scientists organize a mass prayer to resurrect a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 20, 2013, 06:11:19 pm
Christians beseech God to resurrect creature that people rode around on in Biblical times

Gay couple punches Christian activist in the face for trying to physically obstruct their marriage while bleating the tired old "Adam and Steve" catchphrase over and over
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 20, 2013, 06:50:43 pm
Christian Fisted By Gays Against His Will

Christian couple tries to run over gay couple they see exchanging a quick kiss by the side of the road.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 20, 2013, 07:07:48 pm
Christians uphold traditional marriage and do their part to prevent our children from being corrupted by exposure to deviant sex acts

Signs that say "mass murder is awesome" seen at anti-gun control rallies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 20, 2013, 09:35:44 pm
Liberals admit to being killers.

The T. rex from before takes over as Fox News's headline writer after eating the previous one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on January 20, 2013, 09:42:11 pm
AFWAEGU6U78=U;YKMLK

Said T-Rex is fired, and replaced with Firaeveus Carron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 21, 2013, 06:26:58 am
Obama Tries To Fight Terrorism With METAL BIRDS!

Still with Firaveus Carron writing the headlines, after Chuck Hagel withdraws his nomination, Obama nominates David Petraeus as the new defense secretary
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2013, 12:33:08 pm
Obama nominates sexual pervert

In order to satisfy the religious right's demands, Obama passes law banning abortion and gay marriage the very first day of his presidency
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 21, 2013, 01:02:44 pm
Obama flip-flops on key issues.

Turns out Pentagon wasted 50 billion dollars on mediums and Tarot readers to find where Osama Bin Laden is hiding during George W Bush's reign.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 21, 2013, 04:04:19 pm
Pentagon relies on faith-based intelligence to locate Bin Laden

Obama starts speaking in tongues to prove that he's a Christian
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 21, 2013, 04:26:36 pm
Obama possessed by demons!

Tea Party organizes an anti-gun control protest. Over the weekend fifty people are injured due to accidental discharges.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 21, 2013, 04:40:23 pm
Liberals Rig Patriots' Guns To Further Their Agenda!

Alex Jones is finally committed to a mental hospital.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on January 22, 2013, 07:02:35 am
Patriot committed by big psych.
Alex reveals during the Piers Morgan interview if he had his gun he would have shot Piers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 22, 2013, 09:44:19 am
Patriot is fierce champion of gun rights

Scientists develop an ingenious method of temporary sterilization that is inexpensive, noninvasive, has no side effects, and is completely reversible. A woman of any age can undergo the treatment, then have it reversed later when she is ready to bear children. An independent study sponsored by both a pro-life group and Planned Parenthood finds that if all girls underwent the treatment when they reached puberty, it would save the nation a whopping $300 billion in healthcare costs, and make nearly all abortions unnecessary.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 22, 2013, 12:40:15 pm
Planned Parenthood wants to drug your children.

Alex Jones escapes from the mental institution and becomes a masked villain.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 23, 2013, 08:49:53 am
Who Is That Masked Hero?

Lex Luthor takes over the world. Immediately, unemployment and homelessness drop through the floor, a solid social safety net is implemented worldwide, and the deserts bloom with enough food to feed every starving person on the planet ten times over. Superman even applauds the results.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on January 24, 2013, 03:58:00 am
Who Is That Masked Hero?

Lex Luthor takes over the world. Immediately, unemployment and homelessness drop through the floor, a solid social safety net is implemented worldwide, and the deserts bloom with enough food to feed every starving person on the planet ten times over. Superman even applauds the results.

PATRIOTIC BUSINESSMAN WINS OVER FOREIGNER WITH REVOLUTIONARY BUSINESS SCHEME

It turns out the Reach is involved....
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 24, 2013, 12:31:33 pm
Gays Infiltrate American Economy

British forces in Afghanistan begin a new campaign of psychological warfare, playing up the myth of Gurkhas as man-eating demons.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 24, 2013, 05:25:14 pm
British Involved In Demon-Worship

Popeatine Benedict starts blasting people with Force lightning.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on January 25, 2013, 04:27:34 am
The Sith hits the fans. Martyrs jump in way of electric lightshow. What will poor and stupid people try next?

It turns out that they weren't brown-skinned after all - well at least not for the first 30 seconds...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 27, 2013, 03:06:37 am
Liberals Develop Means To Turn People Black!

Satan reveals that he conquered Heaven centuries ago, and everybody goes to Hell.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on January 27, 2013, 03:53:01 am
Demonic Cult Creates Hoax To Trip Up Good Christians!

Bill O'Reiley says he 100% supports Anonymous.  He says they should attack the White House website and any computers connected to the Oval Office/executive branch in retaliation for Benghazi.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 27, 2013, 11:04:24 am
Computer Expert Bill O'Reilly agrees with anti-Obama vigilantes.

Shaggy looking Mitt Romney found in the woods shouting campaign slogans to trees and kissing rocks as if they were babies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 27, 2013, 01:41:46 pm
Mitt Romney Embraces Nature

The FNHW is voted "Worst Employee Of The Month" by his co-workers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 30, 2013, 06:04:15 pm
Liberals Infiltrate Fox News!

The UN Human Rights Commission, now dominated by Muslim nations, declares that putting women in combat is a crime against humanity, specifically condemning the US and Israel for doing so.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 31, 2013, 11:31:24 am
Human Rights Commission agrees that wimmen belong in the kitchen

Gun nuts heckle Sandy Hook families (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 31, 2013, 11:57:04 am
Brave Patriots Stand Up For Second-Amendment Rights

It turns out that not only is "The Da Vinci Code" completely accurate, but Barack Obama is the direct descendant of Jesus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Reb Yid on January 31, 2013, 12:49:42 pm
Genetics Prove that Bill O'Reilly is a Directer Descendant of Jesus

It is conclusively proven that gays make better soldiers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on January 31, 2013, 04:51:32 pm
Butt pirates proven to be warmongers

Irrefutable evidence found that 100% of child molesters are straight conservative men
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on January 31, 2013, 10:02:36 pm
Conservatives better with children.

NRA Releases a school shooting simulator tactical first person shooter. Play as a  Teacher, Janitor or as a schoolkid and shoot bad guys.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 01, 2013, 01:33:55 am
NRA does its part to prepare us for emergencies

NRA releases school shooting simulator in which you play AS the shooter - after blaming the makers of GTA and Call of Duty for inspiring school shootings
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 02, 2013, 09:56:53 am
New video game is fair and balanced for both sides of the argument.

A new school shooting happends and we find out the shooter used NRA School Shooter to practise the layout of the building.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 02, 2013, 10:09:44 am
Liberals Unfairly Target Patriotic Organization

The Catholic Church suddenly becomes very progressive for some reason and a black woman becomes the Pope.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2013, 12:13:24 pm
God leaves the Catholic Church, Satan in control now

Obama starts Tebowing in the middle of every speech to advertise his Christian faith
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 02, 2013, 03:56:12 pm
Obama mocks Christianity!

A new secret Republican memo is leaked, detailing their plans to use voter suppression to win back control of the country, with the eventual goal of restricting the vote to rich white men.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2013, 04:33:04 pm
Republicans plan to restore nation to traditional Christian values

One of Obama's daughters has a pregnancy out of wedlock like Bristol Palin
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 02, 2013, 05:19:18 pm
Consequences Of Abandoning Traditional Values

Thor, god of thunder, announces his candidacy for Prime Minister of Norway.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2013, 05:44:01 pm
Norway gets strong, manly leader

School shooter kills twice as many as Sandy Hook, when apprehended, he accuses police of violating 2nd Amendment rights
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 02, 2013, 09:50:34 pm
Government oppresses 2nd amendment rights.

Teachers ask for payrise if they've given guns as compensation for the extra training and danger.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 02, 2013, 10:54:12 pm
Teachers asking for more handouts from the government

New birther conspiracy theory arises alleging that Obama's father is Malcolm X
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 03, 2013, 02:51:17 am
Teachers asking for more handouts from the government

New birther conspiracy theory arises alleging that Obama's father is Malcolm X

Roots of the Islamic Takeover Extend Further Than Previously Thought

It turns out the birthers are right.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 03, 2013, 05:43:04 am
Obama Has Ties To Religious Extremists

Obama holds a press conference in response to the revelations about his ancestry. He appears equal parts shaken and angry. He mentions that if either of his supposed parents were alive, he'd be having a very serious conversation with them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 03, 2013, 07:10:10 am
Evil black arts in "White" house. Necromancer in chief plans to talk to dead.
Nepotism - brings in ancestors as consultants.

Fred Phelps notches his protests/confusion up another degree and literally starts fapping over dead marine's coffins. (while thinking about Jesus and butt-sex)

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 03, 2013, 10:26:34 am
Left wing radicals desecrate dead marines.

GOP forces FDA to shut down saying that the industries can govern themselves. Just weeks after that it's revealed that all fast food chains have changed from beef to dog shit patties.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 03, 2013, 10:55:15 am
Family Values report gays protesting against McDonalds.  Should troops be deployed?

Queen Elizabeth II to visit New York.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 03, 2013, 12:37:48 pm
Bloomberg plans to surrender, and cede the Northern colonies back to Blighty. America can once more be the land of the free.

A member of girl "band" AKB48, shaves her head in penitance (ritual shame/atonement/debasement) for spending the night with her boyfriend. Only problem is of course this isn't Saul's shite from Corinthians, it's Japan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 03, 2013, 01:01:51 pm
Asian Lesbians mock American War Dead.

Obama meets Putin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2013, 01:17:12 pm
Fellow communists hold secret meeting

NRA starts movement to give homeless people guns instead of food and shelter
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 03, 2013, 01:23:15 pm
Tea Party reports huge surge in numbers.

British National Health Service is 100% effective says study.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 03, 2013, 02:53:47 pm
Liberals claim nobody dies in British hospitals. How laughable!

George H Bush's health takes a turn for the worse and GOP announces they are going to euthanize him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2013, 05:18:28 pm
Party of life murders conservative hero, turns against values that every fetus and vegetative patient is sacred (all other life be damned)

GOP runs ex-Klansman and militia member for president in 2016 who picks a former porn star even dumber than Palin as his VP
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 03, 2013, 06:56:50 pm
GOP Chooses Traditional-Values Candidate Who Saves Women

Said candidate is assassinated the day of his inauguration, leaving the ex-porn star in charge.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 03, 2013, 09:41:46 pm
GOP Chooses Traditional-Values Candidate Who Saves Women

Said candidate is assassinated the day of his inauguration, leaving the ex-porn star in charge.

The Nanny State has Arrived And It's Going to Bang America Into Submission

ex-Porn star actually does a decent job governing, restores our reputation in other countries, and increases federal funding to schools.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 03, 2013, 10:27:43 pm
Proof that we should've elected Palin

Bristol Palin visits high school to give pro-abstinence seminar and ends up letting a football player bend her over the desk in front of the whole class
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 04, 2013, 03:01:11 am
NRA starts movement to give homeless people guns instead of food and shelter
Off topic slightly, but I love how the NRA turns how easy it is for the criminally insane and unhinged to get guns (due to their past lobbying amongst other things), into a selling point as to why everybody sane now needs a gun...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 04, 2013, 03:15:41 am
Bristol Palin visits high school to give pro-abstinence seminar and ends up letting a football player bend her over the desk in front of the whole class
Future Veep takes one for the team. Courageously demonstrates point with no regard for personal safety. Shows true leadership. Hypocritical liberal crybabies cry WTF, and hypocrisy.

Bristol Palin suddenly realises she's pregnant and tries to allege that the whole thing was rape so she can get an abortion. 30 independantly sourced smartphone videos show her pouncing on him and dragging him over his desk up to the front. The ick factor goes up 20 points when Todd Palin admits the jock was his lovechild with Sarah's sister Molly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 04:57:56 am
Commie Liberals attack family values:  Everyone arm up now!

Obama attends a literary festival.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 04, 2013, 08:15:22 am
Obama: All Brain, No Heart

Said literary festival is an Ayn Rand convention.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 09:26:41 am
Commie Muslims try to destroy last bastion of Free Speech.

Obama admits he liked Heavy Metal music.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on February 04, 2013, 11:03:27 am
Obama is a satanist
It is Ted Nuget
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 12:28:30 pm
"Tonight on FOX it's classical music night with Ted Nugent and none of that nampy-pamby European stuff that makes you a Communist Homosexual Muslim who hates American Values."

Biden admits he and Obama occasionally have a pizza together.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 04, 2013, 12:41:32 pm
Biden and Obama act like college fratboys

Evidence surfaces that Obama picked his nose once as a kid
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 04:39:17 pm
Famine on way due to gays in the military.

Bush seen eating a Taco.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 04, 2013, 05:15:30 pm
Bush: "Heh...Tacos Rule!"

Definitive proof of an afterlife is discovered. It's the Greek one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 04, 2013, 05:35:45 pm
Hell exists!

Set rises, and blasts the South into a lifeless desert.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 05:38:34 pm
"And here at FOX News we finally admit who we've been working for all these years".

Westboro Baptist Church admits they're all in the closet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 04, 2013, 05:54:40 pm
Left-Wing Radicals Admit Being Mentally Ill

Rupert Murdoch comes out of the closet, dragging Bill O'Reilly with him by way of jaw locked on dick.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 04, 2013, 05:58:45 pm
Gays corrupting even the most hetero and most patriotic Americans

Obama reads "My Pet Goat" while Ft. Hood shootings occur
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 04, 2013, 07:25:00 pm
Satanist at White House Revealed.

Obama pays a visit to Kenya
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 04, 2013, 09:07:15 pm
Obama visits his homeland!

Rupert Murdoch walks into the Fox News breakroom, tells everyone that they're fired, then blows himself up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 05, 2013, 02:01:16 am
Mooslims Brainwashed Rupert Murdoch!

The Murdoch thing turns out to be a hoax pulled by Fox News.  It was dreamed up by Bill O'Reiley as he was jerking off to gay porn.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 05, 2013, 08:13:21 am
Bill O'Reilly praises athleticism of American youth.

Martians Invade.  Obama beats them all to death barehanded.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 05, 2013, 08:21:32 am
Obama Stages Crisis To Boost Approval Ratings

Aliens land and immediately begin offering viable solutions to all of the world's problems.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 05, 2013, 08:32:50 am
Obama to blame for job losses in Oil Industry.

George Bush caught having a shit on Reagan's grave.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 05, 2013, 09:22:46 am
Bush makes a grave error. Reasonable explanation must exist

George Bush tells he shat on Reagan's grave in remembrance of all the scat play they used to do together.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 05, 2013, 09:25:28 am
Wanks for the turds of wisdom?


Much loved president pays humble tribute to visionary inspiration. Moving graveside vigil in middle of night...
[Quoted as saying, "I know that the human being and faeces can coexist peacefully".]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFXoaMY4rnI

DNA evidence shows that Bush is infected with the same brain rotting parasite that killed Reagan, and he too was in office with the advanced stage of the disease.


Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 05, 2013, 09:29:38 pm
Pray for our former President!

The IOC announces that they will be adding jousting to the 2016 Summer Olympics.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 05, 2013, 11:22:22 pm
IOC for traditional christian sports.

Undercover footage from the Republican National Convention reveals rampant drug use, sodomy and satan worship.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 05, 2013, 11:27:47 pm
Republicans know how to party

Obama saves the world from the aliens in Independence Day without a single human life being lost
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 05, 2013, 11:43:12 pm
Obama misses Independence Day celebrations.

After a shooting at hair saloon NRA is pushing for all hairdressers to have carry guns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 06, 2013, 03:20:22 am
Dye Hard! Even fags can be men with guns.

It turns out that the shooting was an NRA member who accidentally shot himself in the foot when sitting down in the chair, and all his mates pulled out their guns and started blazing away.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 06, 2013, 07:11:23 am
Valiant last stand for American values against Homosexual Hairdresser agenda.


Joe Biden admits he enjoys drinking tea.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 06, 2013, 07:27:04 am
Joe Biden bows down to Eastern oppressors


Obama catches the flu and is out of office for a two weeks to recover.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on February 06, 2013, 07:28:49 am
Obama's Immune System Down From AIDS, Caused by Gay Sex With Biden

Michelle Obama packs her girls turkey sandwiches for lunch
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 06, 2013, 11:32:27 am
Obama 'to poor' because he gave all his money to Communism.

Piers Morgan admits he's not a journalist and was part of the phone-hacking at the News of the World.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 06, 2013, 02:19:56 pm
Pommie liberal scumbag hates all the amendments, not just the 2nd.

Self-promoting war hero gets murdered by fellow vet at a rifle range. Ron Paul gets a vulture award...
http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/4/paul-sniper-author-chris-kyle-slain-retribution-wa/ (http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2013/feb/4/paul-sniper-author-chris-kyle-slain-retribution-wa/)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 06, 2013, 04:37:09 pm
War vet exercises his God-given rights on fellow vet

Obama prefers Amtrak to traveling by plane
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 06, 2013, 08:03:18 pm
Superstitious African Afraid of Flying. Says it's White Man's Magic.

Sufficient numbers of board of education are hijacked, and the gerrymander is blatant enough to stack the house, even with a severe minority, and this leads to eventually passing the war on science bills. No child left behind is replaced by, "Whole schools left behind." also more popularly known as the "Freedom to be Stupid" bill. (It's not like your kids were going to get decent jobs in the babble belt anyway.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 06, 2013, 08:36:45 pm
Superstitious African Afraid of Flying. Says it's White Man's Magic.

Sufficient numbers of board of education are hijacked, and the gerrymander is blatant enough to stack the house, even with a severe minority, and this leads to eventually passing the war on science bills. No child left behind is replaced by, "Whole schools left behind." also more popularly known as the "Freedom to be Stupid" bill. (It's not like your kids were going to get decent jobs in the babble belt anyway.)

Liberal Stranglehold on Education Destroyed

In response to this lunacy, various scientific and literary groups start free or low-cost schools.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 07, 2013, 06:26:31 am
Godless indoctrination centers spread across America.

A pastor delivers a hate-filled sermon about how evil homosexuality is. As soon as he says "May God strike me dead if I'm wrong!" a meteorite falls on his head and reduces him to a smoking crater.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 07, 2013, 08:33:51 am
God Calls Faithful Preacher Home

The next Republican Presidential ticket has Cthulhu for the top spot, with the Cryptkeeper as the VP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 07, 2013, 12:11:01 pm
Live Vile Evil Veil Plot to destroy the World. Monster team will kill us all like gnats. Vote 1 for Cthulhu or Clinton's going to eat us all alive and suck our brains out.

Glenn beck gets out his blackboard and does a three hour special on how he's been trolling dumbasses for a decade. He thought the Hitler references when his tea was cold would've given it away, but apparently not.




 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 07, 2013, 12:35:58 pm
Glenn Beck plays elaborate April Fools joke

Obama accidentally shoots his friend in the face during hunting trip
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 07, 2013, 12:56:29 pm
Obama Attempts Murder!

Said friend later apologizes for getting in the way of Obama's shot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 07, 2013, 01:07:05 pm
Hapless victim intimidated by threat of drone strike. Trigger happy Despot unleashes reign of terror.

Cheney is wheeled out and suggests a surge to get the job done...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Scotsgit on February 07, 2013, 03:48:51 pm
A True Patriot addresses the billions* of Americans in Patriotic Call to Arms!


Obama seen eating a cheeseburger






*You think FOX can count? ;)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 07, 2013, 06:09:17 pm
Obama Hypocritically Refuses Wife's Diet Advice!

Dick Cheney is taped eating a live human baby.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 07, 2013, 06:18:17 pm
Dick Cheany helping with the overpopulation problem


A recent poll shows that a majority of Americans are more in favor for gay marriage than against.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on February 07, 2013, 11:19:01 pm
Homo commies in YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD: the threat on our soil!

Due to a gate SNAFU, a man infected with a experimental virus escapes from a California military base, making it to Texas before perishing at a gas station.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 08, 2013, 12:35:28 am
Gay man with super-AIDS attempts to infect half the country

Dick Cheney orders human heart at restaurant, chants "Kali Ma" while eating it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 08, 2013, 02:59:24 am
Dick Cheney Has A Heart

George W. Bush announces the establishment of a new conservative-leaning news network, ANS (American News Service). He gets Bill O'Reilly and Michael Medved as their leading pundits. A year later, ANS has taken a huge bite out of Fox's media share.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 08, 2013, 02:22:41 pm
Fox gets crushed in the ratings by American hero, grateful to make sacrifices for such a great man

Republicans' skin starts burning whenever they try to set foot in a church, Obama enters without any trouble
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 08, 2013, 02:24:53 pm
Proof That Satan Has Subverted American Churches!

Republicans put a Scientologist on their next presidential ticket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 08, 2013, 04:16:16 pm
Proof That Satan Has Subverted American Churches!

Republicans put a Scientologist on their next presidential ticket.

New Candidate's Religious Beliefs Under Attack by Liberal Left

The Scientologist is elected and immediately attempts to make Scientology the state religion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 08, 2013, 04:50:51 pm
Liberals persecuting president's religious beliefs

Eric Cartman and Archie Bunker run for president on GOP ticket, promise crackdown on Jews, hippies, and gingers
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 09, 2013, 08:14:56 am
Candidates Promote Traditional American Values

Both sides decide to pick their candidates by having potentials participate in "Survivor"-style reality shows. The Republicans are constantly caught on camera making blatantly racist and sexist remarks, with no room for misinterpretation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 09, 2013, 03:23:26 pm
Republicans proudly stick to values our nation was founded on

Ronald Reagan proven to have opposed the ownership of assault weapons (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 09, 2013, 04:08:34 pm
Republicans proudly stick to values our nation was founded on

Ronald Reagan proven to have opposed the ownership of assault weapons (true story)

Liberal Values Indistinguishable from Early Signs of Dementia

Cures for Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and Schizophrenia found.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 09, 2013, 04:45:31 pm
God reveals the cure for diseases.

Kim Jong-Un decides to convert North Korea to capitalist democracy and hires american right-wing conservative "experts" as advisors.

A year later North Korea has regressed to stone-age.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 09, 2013, 05:35:05 pm
Conservatives take formerly communist North Korea back for Jesus

Republicans campaign to ban gay and interracial marriage while actively promoting inbreeding and bestiality
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 10, 2013, 07:52:11 am
Republicans for southern values.

After 40 years of these policies birthrates among GOP supporters have dropped 90% and most are ineligible to vote because of serious mental issues associated with inbreeding.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 10, 2013, 03:51:43 pm
Satan infects holy GOP bloodlines

During 2004 VP debates, Dick Cheney says "John Edwards, I am your father" and zaps him with Force lightning
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 10, 2013, 04:10:26 pm
Dick Cheney makes a popular culture reference. VOTE FOR US NERDS.

Giorgio Tsoukalos(The "I'm not saying it was aliens" guy) becomes the new headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 10, 2013, 04:29:39 pm
Illegal aliens: not just from Mexico anymore?

It turns out Cheney has survived countless heart attacks because he has Horcruxes hidden in several undisclosed locations
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 10, 2013, 09:08:02 pm
Cheney supports England.


George Takei runs for president of the United States and wins.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 10, 2013, 09:43:20 pm
Gay Jap takes over the U.S.

Bristol Palin found to have a profile on AdultFriendFinder
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 11, 2013, 02:55:19 am
Under covers conservative investigation airs manky laundry. Naked truth about liberal America's seedy underbelly. Intrepid reporter doesn't just provide lip service to bony issues - puts body on the line.

FOX News "expert" tries to claim that Germany's solar industry is so wildly successful due to their incredible sunshine resources, rather than the intervention of big government and a stimulus program.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/02/07/fox_news_expert_on_solar_energy_germany_gets_a_lot_more_sun_than_we_do_video.html (http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/02/07/fox_news_expert_on_solar_energy_germany_gets_a_lot_more_sun_than_we_do_video.html)

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 11, 2013, 11:55:18 am
European Solar Energy Program Based On Shaky Foundations

A delegation of aliens come to Earth. They tell us that they are part of a multispecies alliance formed to defend against a star-conquering empire, and need more soldiers. They offer the following deal: any nation which commits troops to the war will receive their advanced technology. One of the first nations to join is Israel.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 11, 2013, 06:22:50 pm
Star-conquering empire has WMDs.

After million human deaths the empire is defeated and mankind receives the "advanced technology" which turns out to be potato peeling gloves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 12, 2013, 05:30:48 am
Women receive highest celestial honour. Told to git back into the kitchen.

Cardinal Ratzinger admits he's gay and his whole life has been a lie.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 12, 2013, 11:30:55 am
Evil gay emperor was the pope all along!

It turns out that only Buddhists are allowed into heaven, by virtue of being the only faith with no real history of violence
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 12, 2013, 12:23:42 pm
Fat Liberals Spread Lies About Christian Religion

(back in time) A carpenter in Galilee is crucified for sedition by the Roman government.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 12, 2013, 12:32:53 pm
Dangerous cult leader no longer a threat.

The Pope announces that the real reason he's retiring is so he can finally marry his boyfriend of 25 years.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 13, 2013, 03:55:58 pm
Pope Palpatine corrupted by liberal homo agenda

Indiana high school decides to have even more "traditional" prom banning gays, blacks, nerds, gingers, Mudbloods, and kids with acne
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 13, 2013, 05:00:56 pm
Indiana High School supports traditional values.

Said high school is mysteriously destroyed. Witnesses claim to have seen a giant fist descent from the clouds, smashing the school flat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 13, 2013, 05:05:16 pm
High school becomes target of God's wrath for not doing enough to ostracize gay students

Diana Medley's comments about gay students having no purpose in life directly lead to several of her students committing suicide
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 13, 2013, 06:06:06 pm
Students Take Teacher's Advice to Heart

It turns out that "Tales from the Crypt" was a documentary series. Every episode was a recreation of a real event.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 19, 2013, 01:37:26 am
Proof that Satan exists and is very active

Obama proposes bill banning abortion, House Republicans block it just because Obama proposed it
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on February 19, 2013, 03:57:38 am
Evil liberal agenda to overpopulate Godfearing America with welfare babies shot down in flames!

The NRA makes Oscar Pistorius their new poster boy...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 19, 2013, 01:59:11 pm
NRA for disabled people's rights.

Creationist scientists witness the birth of a duck-crocodile hybrid, proving them that transitional species exist and evolution is the truth. Leading scientist Ray Comfort admits that he's been wrong all along.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 19, 2013, 05:34:11 pm
Satan implements most nefarious attack on faith yet

NRA chooses Adam Lanza as their poster child
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 19, 2013, 06:15:50 pm
NRA Will Not Rest Until Every Schoolchild Packs Heat

It turns out, after careful analysis of the Book of Revelation, that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney were two heads of the Beast. The rest remain undiscovered, but said analysis affirms that they will be Republicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 19, 2013, 06:58:53 pm
Bush and Cheney are part of God's plan for the second coming!

The second coming happens and all jews are raptured.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 19, 2013, 07:28:02 pm
Christ-Killers Wiped Off The Face Of The Earth!

Jesus returns and looks like the most stereotypical Jew you can imagine. Huge nose, hinky hair, the works.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 19, 2013, 08:17:34 pm
Liberal Jew commie impersonates Son of God

Conservative Christians propose bills outlawing not only gay marriage but premarital sex as well
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 20, 2013, 12:39:07 pm
Conservative Christians Promote Family Values

A student of Scottish descent is barred from wearing a kilt to his prom, on the basis that "boys aren't allowed to wear dresses". The school is subsequently destroyed by a rampaging mob of angry Scotsmen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 20, 2013, 12:42:03 pm
Schloshed Scots Slam School!

A tape is secretly made and broadcast wherein Rupert Murdoch says, "Those fucking idiots will believe whatever we say." Analysis proves the tape to be genuine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 20, 2013, 04:47:32 pm
Murdoch says "Those fucking idiots Real Americans believe everything I say"

New Christian rock group on Disney Channel takes Justin Bieber songs and replaces "Baby" with "Jesus"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Migu on February 20, 2013, 06:30:55 pm
Murdoch says "Those fucking idiots Real Americans believe everything I say"

New Christian rock group on Disney Channel takes Justin Bieber songs and replaces "Baby" with "Jesus"

''American band thwarts atheist plot to throw God out of Hollywood''

2020 census finds that whites are now a minority in the country
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 20, 2013, 07:01:51 pm
Immigrant hordes overrun America.

A black man becomes the next Pope.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 20, 2013, 07:45:36 pm
Kenyan Muslim infiltrates Church

New dating website created for conservatives/teabaggers only, 100% of users either matched with family members or raped and murdered by dates
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 20, 2013, 08:05:51 pm
New Website Promotes Family Values!

A whistleblower reveals that Blackwater actually funded Ayman Al-Zarqawi. Their plan was for him to ultimately carry out a series of attacks that would have killed most of the US troops in Iraq, requiring the US to rely on Blackwater, giving them the resources they needed to build a real army to overthrow the US government.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 21, 2013, 08:14:28 pm
Liberals plot to overthrow U.S. government, framing innocent conservatives

NRA conjures Dark Mark over the site of the next school massacre
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 21, 2013, 10:14:06 pm
Liberals plot to overthrow U.S. government, framing innocent conservatives

NRA conjures Dark Mark over the site of the next school massacre

NRA Warns of Liberal Plot Against Education

It turns out the Pope resigned not due to ill health, but because he's a Terminator and needs to shed his disguise. Targets include a number of human rights activists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 21, 2013, 11:28:52 pm
Pope Palpatine rids world of evildoers

Unemployment reaches 0% at the end of Obama's second term
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on February 22, 2013, 07:04:02 am
GOP cuts entitlement programs.

Jesus appears in all his glory, standing outside the Capitol building, and preaches the Sermon on the Mount.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 22, 2013, 08:06:07 am
Commie Attempts To Subvert U.S. Government

The anime "Sekirei" comes true.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 23, 2013, 12:25:17 am
Japan Predicts The Future; Obviously Allied With Satan

A prankster fills the Capital Rotunda with playpen balls.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 23, 2013, 08:26:05 am
Democrats Waste Time With Childish Games

Every animal in the world starts reacting to Republicans the way the zoo animals in "The Omen" reacted to Damien. Around everyone else, including reasonable conservatives, they're perfectly fine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 23, 2013, 12:22:33 pm
Inferior creatures challenge dominance of God's chosen creations

Mayan priests perform exorcism on sacred grounds after Bush and Cheney visit (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 23, 2013, 01:19:17 pm
Evil Pagans Attempt Voodoo On Our Decider-In-Chief And Beloved Dark Lord!

One day, absolutely nothing newsworthy happens.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 23, 2013, 07:21:08 pm
Liberals conspire to put honest news organizations out of business!

Glenn Beck appears on WWE programming, makes a fool out of himself and then gets knocked out in the main event.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 23, 2013, 09:05:20 pm
WWE Censors Glenn Beck!

The 2016 Republican nominee deliberately punches a baby in the face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on February 23, 2013, 09:23:57 pm
Liberal baby disciplined!

[True story] Somebody manages to complete Ultra mode in Mushihimesa Futari Version 1.01 without using any continues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 23, 2013, 09:31:45 pm
Liberal baby disciplined!

[True story] Somebody manages to complete Ultra mode in Mushihimesa Futari Version 1.01 without using any continues.

Addictive Japanese Video Game Claims Another Life

Canada warns about the possibility of Al Qaeda attacks within the country. (http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/02/11/parry-fadden-senate.html (http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/02/11/parry-fadden-senate.html))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 23, 2013, 11:18:47 pm
Al-Qaeda threatens northern US!

Republican candidate officiates a gay marriage at an abortion clinic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2013, 12:01:23 am
Al-Qaeda threatens northern US!

Republican candidate officiates a gay marriage at an abortion clinic.

Fifth-Columnist RINO Exposed!

(FYI, "RINO" is a Tea Party abbreviation for "Republican In Name Only.")

There has been a rise in sleep-texting, or texting in your sleep. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/22/tech/mobile/sleep-texting/index.html?hpt=hp_bn5 (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/22/tech/mobile/sleep-texting/index.html?hpt=hp_bn5))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 24, 2013, 12:34:56 am
Satan comes in the NIIIGHT! (Pun intended)

Zeus descends from Olympus to clear up the issues with Obama's birth certificate. He's Obama's real father.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: StallChaser on February 24, 2013, 02:23:54 am
We knew all along that Obama's birth certificate was fraudulent.

Transvaginal ultrasound probe manufacturers make a superpac to campaign for Republicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2013, 02:42:19 am
Medical Community Pro-Life, Stands with Republicans

The Vatican officially denies its involvement in sex and money scandals even as the Pope steps down. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/world/europe/vatican-pope-scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/world/europe/vatican-pope-scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2013, 02:47:53 pm
Liberals slander men of God yet again

Republican pundit points out that both Obama and Hitler have two eyes, two arms, two legs, male genitalia, breathe oxygen, and are famous
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 24, 2013, 05:53:45 pm
Mounting Proof of Obama's Nazi Connections

Priests accuse a Scottish bishop of "inappropriate" sexual behavior towards them. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/24/world/europe/scotland-archbishop/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/24/world/europe/scotland-archbishop/index.html?hpt=hp_t2))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 24, 2013, 06:51:14 pm
Homosexual Activists Infiltrate Positions of Authority in Catholic Church

President Obama Visits Chicago Elementary School as Part of Youth Literacy Campaign
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 24, 2013, 07:07:30 pm
Obama Indoctrinating Our Kids!

When doing a report on pornography, Fox News accidentally shows a graphic sex act uncensored onscreen. (true story from a few years ago)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2013, 08:44:33 pm
Sexy News offends liberal prudes

Chicago goes a whole year without a single murder
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on February 24, 2013, 10:25:32 pm
Guns Keeping Chicago Crime at Bay

Cigarette companies admit they were giant douches, admitting they knew for decades all the problems smoking causes. But, hey, it's not like Gulfstreams buy themselves, right?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 24, 2013, 11:20:10 pm
Big Tobacco Shows Refreshing Honesty

Studies Show Most Americans Would Keep Abortion Legal
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 24, 2013, 11:22:40 pm
Most Americans are baby killers!

Obama's daughters remain virgins until their wedding night
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 25, 2013, 02:50:10 am
Obamas are obviously Muslim!

Christians insulted by previous headline's implication that Christians don't remain celibate until marriage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 25, 2013, 09:12:43 am
Christians Allow Women More Freedom Than Muslims

Rupert Murdoch is caught beating and setting homeless people on fire for fun.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 25, 2013, 09:34:05 am
Upstanding Businessman blamed for obvious Islamic Terrorist Acts.

Rabidly anti-gay Republican senator sleep-texts "Bruce, I just love it when you do me up the ass" to everyone on his contact list.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 25, 2013, 09:47:01 am
Anonymous Hacks Respectable Republican's Phone

Anonymous gets fed up and starts making like V for Vendetta. This happens under an incredibly oppressive government that was ushered in by Republicans and has, among other things, forced gays and Muslims into concentration camps, left millions starving due to destroying the social safety net, and raised taxes on the working class while completely eliminating them for the rich.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 25, 2013, 11:37:41 am
Heaven on Earth!

Catholic priests finally stop molesting children after consulting the Great Queen Spider (thanks South Park)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 25, 2013, 04:32:22 pm
Heaven on Earth!

Catholic priests finally stop molesting children after consulting the Great Queen Spider (thanks South Park)

Great Queen Spider Succumbs to Liberal Pressure

A giant Tarantula Hawk (it's a kind of wasp) does her usual paralyze-and-lay-eggs-in-it with the GQS and the resulting hatchling becomes the new ruler.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 25, 2013, 08:02:07 pm
New Catholic leader creates new rules, including that it's a sin not to molest kids

Obama rebuilds the Twin Towers with his bare hands
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 25, 2013, 09:41:27 pm
Obama ruins the Ground Zero monument.

NRA organises a nationwide stabbing event to prove guns not the cause of all the violence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 25, 2013, 10:20:20 pm
NRA teaches America hard lesson that guns don't kill people, knives do

Tim Tebow cancels appearance at anti-gay fundie church in Texas (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on February 25, 2013, 10:32:54 pm
Another Example of Christian Persecution

Obama, through executive order, declares that since atheism is not a belief in any deity it is no longer constitutionally protected. Atheists have 30 business days to find a religion and start going to church/temple/mosque/synagog/etc.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 25, 2013, 10:45:32 pm
Atheists Try To Infiltrate Christianity

Thanks to an influx of former atheists, Buddhism and Asatru join the ranks of America's great minority faiths.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on February 25, 2013, 10:50:35 pm
Obama's anti-christian agenda brings nation to ruins.

The next president is a republican and he cancels the Obama order and makes atheism officially a religion. As a side effect all atheists are now tax exempt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 25, 2013, 11:22:42 pm
Atheists take over Republican party!

Satan's corpse discovered by police. An autopsy shows he was killed by repeated blows from a hammer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 26, 2013, 12:07:51 am
Barack Obama's Father Found Dead

The movie Argo wins a shitton of awards for some reason.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 26, 2013, 12:14:24 am
Hollywood praising a film about outsmarting those dirty towelheads; is it on an upward slide to conservatism?

Leaf falls on the ground.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 26, 2013, 12:22:39 am
Normal Progression of Seasons Despite So-Called "Global Warming"

George Zimmerman is suing NBC for defamation of character. (True story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 26, 2013, 03:29:36 am
Brave warrior in the fight against the negroid menace takes a stand against the liberal media!

Speck of dust falls on the ground.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 26, 2013, 11:34:27 am
Sky begins to fall, evidence of God's wrath about to pour down because of liberals and gays

Devout Muslim runs for president as a Republican
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 26, 2013, 12:58:31 pm
Muslim plans to establish Sharia Law!

An irony meter is discovered on the podium in the House of Representatives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 26, 2013, 08:25:05 pm
Muslim plans to establish Sharia Law!

An irony meter is discovered on the podium in the House of Representatives.

Newly-Discovered Device Thwarts Liberal Lies

Richard Turere, a 13-year-old Maasai Kenyan boy, invented a way to save the lions by encouraging them to stay away from humans. (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/26/tech/richard-turere-lion-lights/index.html?hpt=hp_c2 (http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/26/tech/richard-turere-lion-lights/index.html?hpt=hp_c2))
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 26, 2013, 08:42:00 pm
Kenyan Muslim Attempts To Thwart Hunters!

Barack Obama is photographed eating KFC, with watermelon for dessert.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 26, 2013, 09:32:31 pm
Conservative beliefs regarding blacks affirmed. Liberal criticisms of such discredited.

Speck of dust just sits there on the ground, not having fallen from anywhere.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 26, 2013, 11:56:03 pm
Speck Of Dust Refuses To Work, Demands Government Handouts

During a speech by Paul Ryan, the aforementioned irony meter explodes, killing him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 27, 2013, 12:04:20 am
If not for liberals, the presence of the device for detecting their lies would never have been necessary, and Ryan would still be alive.

Nothing happens whatsoever.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 27, 2013, 01:18:19 am
If not for liberals, the presence of the device for detecting their lies would never have been necessary, and Ryan would still be alive.

Nothing happens whatsoever.

Liberals Cause Societal Stagnation

Reading the above headline causes many conservatives to get papercuts while looking up the words.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 27, 2013, 01:20:45 am
Liberals Rig Books

Mike Huckabee is caught fapping to Applejack. >_>
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on February 27, 2013, 01:22:44 am
Liberals Rig Books

Mike Huckabee is caught fapping to Applejack. >_>

Huckabee Loves Family Values

Big Mac finds out and kicks the shit out of him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on February 27, 2013, 01:25:28 am
Huckabee Mauled Savagely By Big Red Horse Cock.  Liberal Plot Suspected!

Hukabi acsualy iz dolan.

(BTW, I'm still laughing over "Family Values.")
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 27, 2013, 04:20:17 pm
Huckabee Replaced By Liberal Double!

A master thief steals all the souls out of hell and sends them to heaven.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 27, 2013, 04:47:41 pm
Tricksy liberal defies God's will.

The Freemasons confess to possessing the Ark of the Covenant, Dead Sea Scrolls, Excalibur, Holy Grail, Philosopher's Stone, Seal of Solomon, Shroud of Turin, Spear of Destiny and True Cross.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 27, 2013, 05:08:13 pm
Proof That Satan Really Runs The World!

The current U.S. government is replaced by a fascist one that uses Christianity as an excuse. First thing they do is disarm all civilians.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 27, 2013, 05:52:51 pm
The new government is fascist. Hitler was a fascist. Hitler was head of the National Socialist Party. Therefore: socialists are waging a war on guns!

Fred Phelps farts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 28, 2013, 02:04:27 am
Defender of Christianity expresses disgust with homosexual agenda

Obama passes law making it illegal to throw puppies and children into woodchippers, House Republicans unanimously oppose him as usual
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 28, 2013, 02:20:21 am
Republicans Stand for Childrens Rights


South Korea invades North Korea and manages to annex it without any military or civilian casualties.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 28, 2013, 04:44:01 am
Dirty gooks too soft on foreign policy.

Time Cube is proven to be true.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 28, 2013, 09:33:53 pm
Scientists And Teachers Are Stupid And Evil!

DARPA develops a means of weaponizing gay sex, using it to power a new series of devastating weapons and shields. If implemented, these devices will ensure US military superiority over all foes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on February 28, 2013, 10:31:44 pm
Gay Agenda Infiltrates Military

A hot air balloon crashes near Luxor, Egypt, killing 19 people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on February 28, 2013, 10:42:18 pm
Hindenburg Part II: The work of terrorists?

Republicans fight Violence Against Women act tooth and nail
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on February 28, 2013, 11:27:17 pm
Conservatives fight feminazi agenda.

Mitt Romney is discovered to be related to Gene Ray.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 01, 2013, 12:27:32 am
Mitt Romney Related To Wisest Human!

Forensic analysis confirms that Satan (whose corpse was found earlier) was slain by Thor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 01, 2013, 01:46:41 am
Pagan god gang war begins?

Buddha and Jesus are hanging by the hoods when suddenly a thundercloud appears and they get drive-by hammered by Thor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 01, 2013, 03:18:41 am
Unholy Pagan god kills Jesus!

Kirshna and the Holy Ghost enact a counterattack by firebombing Valhalla with a plague of frogs.

Conservapedia, Free Republic, World Net Daily, Moonbattery, Where Liberty Dwells, Rapture Ready, Jesus is Savior, Above Top Secret, DavidIcke.com, Stormfront, Occidental Dissent, Chimpout, Niggermania, AssatuShakur.org, The Spearhead, LoveShy.com, Radfem Hub, Divine Femitheist, some Tumblr social justice bloggers and Time Cube all launch political parties.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on March 02, 2013, 03:15:31 am
Liberals plant fake political parties to discredit conservatives.

It is revealed that all Republican members of Congress regularly sacrifice babies to the Devil.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 02, 2013, 08:18:59 am
Republicans Tackle Overpopulation Concerns Head-On

In the race to choose the Republican candidate for President in 2016, every human candidate loses in debates to a small puppy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on March 02, 2013, 08:34:36 am
Puppies are evil please kick them
Republicans agree that they must deport all people of Mexican decent regardless of citizenship
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 02, 2013, 09:46:58 am
Republicans Propose Solution To Immigration Problem

Disgusted with the extremist direction the Republican part is taking, moderate conservatives desert in droves, forming a third party. "Cooperation" and "compromise" are specific planks in the new party's platform. In the next elections, every Tea Party-sponsored Republican is defeated by these new challengers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 02, 2013, 02:04:24 pm
RINOs defeat true Americans

Ann Coulter's next book is a copy-paste of Mein Kampf with "Jew" replaced with "liberal"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 02, 2013, 02:39:53 pm
Coulter writes thought provoking book.

Cutie Mark Crusaders get Cutie Marks in season four premier.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 02, 2013, 11:16:32 pm
Coulter writes thought provoking book.

Cutie Mark Crusaders get Cutie Marks in season four premier.

Feminist Plot to Destroy America Reaches Next Stage

Griffins become major players in Season Four, and their carnivorous diet becomes a plot point like the Owlicious episode.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on March 03, 2013, 09:46:33 am
Veganazi Plot to Destroy America Reaches Next Stage

Atheist evolutionary biologist appears on Bill O'Reilly Show. While the biologist stays calms and makes intelligent points Bill O'Reilly just yells incoherently and flings his shit all over the place.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 03, 2013, 10:14:22 am
Bill O'Reilly Beats Atheist In Debate

It turns out that the one true religion is the worship of Ceiling Cat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 03, 2013, 06:06:44 pm
G-d's true nature revealed!

Satan repents, ending the eternal battle of good and evil forever.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 03, 2013, 06:08:13 pm
Liberal Figurehead Admits Defeat

Cyberbullying exists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 03, 2013, 08:56:37 pm
Our Sissy, Effeminate, Emasculated Kids Won't Stand Up For Themselves:  Are Bronies To Blame?  A Fox New Special Report.

Hitler Comes Back From The Dead; Asks People To Stop Invoking His Name In Debates.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 03, 2013, 09:02:22 pm
Adolf Hitler Denounces Liberal Name-Calling

An epidemic of depression and other disasters sweeps the nation due to the recent growing trend of young girls making contracts with Kyubey.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 05, 2013, 07:30:09 pm
Girls bring wrath of God down upon America

Obama passes law making rape automatically punishable by death or life imprisonment
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 05, 2013, 07:43:44 pm
Obama Treads On Male Rights

When an Orthodox Jew is elected president, they pass a law requiring everyone to abide by the Old Testament laws. ALL of them, including stoning disobedient children, selling rape victims to their aggressors as wives, etc.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 05, 2013, 10:04:27 pm
Greedy Jews bring traditional values back to America

Obama gives up his seat on the bus for a homeless person
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 05, 2013, 10:07:40 pm
Greedy Jews bring traditional values back to America

Obama gives up his seat on the bus for a homeless person

Obama's Socialist Handouts: Where do they end?

Said homeless guy remembers this when he becomes a billionaire and donates huge chunks of income to charities to help other homeless people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 05, 2013, 11:23:52 pm
Moochers Only Take Care of Their Own

Hugo Chavez is dead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 06, 2013, 04:54:36 am
Vile pinko wetback defeated.

A new industry crops up exhibiting high-paying jobs for people with degrees in African American studies, LGTB studies, women's studies, Marxist philosophy and evolutionary biology. The industry proves very lucrative and saves America from financial collapse.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 06, 2013, 06:51:13 am
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/04/17185324-locust-swarm-of-biblical-proportions-strikes-egypt-israel-before-passover?lite
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 06, 2013, 07:12:42 am
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/04/17185324-locust-swarm-of-biblical-proportions-strikes-egypt-israel-before-passover?lite

Gaddafi's fall leads to the rise of locusts. Chavez's fall leads to.........TBD.


Republican congressmen express outrage in learning the Sequester resulted in illegal aliens being released from detention centers due to lack of funds to maintain beds in detention centers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 06, 2013, 03:33:12 pm
Economy tanking! No more manufacturing jobs. Defense cuts killing America. Taxes still too high for wealth creators*. Need to toughen up on immigration. Social programs (mentioned above) ruining country.

*rent seeking thieves...

Not only has Chavez died, but a plague of locusts has invaded Israel...
http://cosmiclog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/03/04/17185324-locust-swarm-of-biblical-proportions-strikes-egypt-israel-before-passover?lite

Gaddafi's fall leads to the rise of locusts. Chavez's fall leads to.........TBD.


Republican congressmen express outrage in learning the Sequester resulted in illegal aliens being released from detention centers due to lack of funds to maintain beds in detention centers.

Republican Reveals Socialist Plot to Undermine National Security

Not only are the prisons cut, but mental health ghettos spring up outside the traditional New York/LA/Chicago/Tacoma areas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 06, 2013, 05:09:33 pm
Crazy Homeless People Swarm Cities Seeking Handouts!

Zombie apocalypse happens as the result of a Republican president cutting science funding, leading to cheap, inadequate lab safety procedures.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 07, 2013, 12:41:45 am
BRAAAINNNS!

We run out of coffee.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 07, 2013, 12:46:49 am
Has Latin America Gone Communist?

Your mom wears galoshes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 07, 2013, 07:35:32 am
Has Latin America Gone Communist?

Your mom wears galoshes.

Liberal mothers wear Army boots.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) did not mince words on Tuesday when asked about former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's (R) stated opposition to a pathway to citizenship for undocumented immigrants. "Let's wait a few weeks and see how Jeb Bush changes his mind," Reid told reporters. "His opinion on immigration is not evolving, it's devolving. He keeps going backwards. I think he's frankly made a fool of himself."

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 07, 2013, 07:13:30 pm
Reid Hates Whites; Combative On Immigration

Pizza Hut and Papa Johns undergo a merger. The new name is Papa's Hut.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 07, 2013, 07:17:24 pm
Job Creators Join Forces!

The new company is soon found to deliberately cut every corner on safety and sanitation that they can find, while employing illegal immigrants for a tenth of what they would pay legal workers, deliberately underemploying their legal employees and marking up prices to a 500% profit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 07, 2013, 07:28:03 pm
Job Creators Join Forces!

The new company is soon found to deliberately cut every corner on safety and sanitation that they can find, while employing illegal immigrants for a tenth of what they would pay legal workers, deliberately underemploying their legal employees and marking up prices to a 500% profit.

Job Creator Beats Oppressive Regulations to Boost Economy

A pizza worker's union is formed, and the first order of business is a nationwide strike/boycott double whammy in order to bring the company in compliance with L&I, etc.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 08, 2013, 04:48:57 am
Freeloading communist moochers waging war on success.

The bird is the word.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 08, 2013, 06:20:40 am
Freeloading communist moochers waging war on success.

The bird is the word.

Liberal Environazis' oppressive anti-business regulations a flight of fancy

Oṃ maṇi padme hūṃ
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 08, 2013, 09:05:35 am
Chinese Communists Attempt To Take Over Nation With Hypnotic Mind Control!

Namu quan shi yin pusa.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on March 08, 2013, 12:03:45 pm
English language threatened!

Kindergarden class plants tree.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 08, 2013, 12:13:11 pm
Schoolkids Contribute To Pollution More Than Parents! President Reagan's Insight Into Tree-Car Pollution Disparity Remembered

Congress passes a law saying all meat sold in the U.S. has to be free-range organic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 08, 2013, 10:22:18 pm
Congress trying to get all Americans to eat organic commie Whole Foods crap

Whole Foods decides all food is unhealthy and instead starts selling vitamin and mineral supplements only
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 09, 2013, 05:16:26 am
Commie hippie envirofascists give finger to nation's farmers.

The walrus was Paul.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 09, 2013, 09:24:35 am
Liberal Icon And Hippie Beatles John Lennon Wrote Lyrics While Tripping On LSD And Playing Satanic Spells Backwards

Klaatu Barada Nikto
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 09, 2013, 10:03:03 am
Illegal Aliens Invade! Will They Swallow Your Soul?

Insider sources reveal that every Fox News meeting is closed with an orgy wherein nobody is allowed to pair up with the opposite gender.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 09, 2013, 11:57:09 am
Illegal Aliens Invade! Will They Swallow Your Soul?

Insider sources reveal that every Fox News meeting is closed with an orgy wherein nobody is allowed to pair up with the opposite gender.

Think Tank Meets To Plot Out The Salvation of Murica

Wherever Particular People Congregate
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 09, 2013, 01:24:14 pm
Community organizers are at it again

Boulder, CO and Berkley, CA each become a separate nation with a thriving economy
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 10, 2013, 12:57:34 am
Community organizers are at it again

Boulder, CO and Berkley, CA each become a separate nation with a thriving economy

Liberal Traitors Threaten American Goods!

A newly discovered Y-chromosome haplogroup is thought to push back the time of Y-chromosomal Adam to 338,000 years ago.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 10, 2013, 04:36:38 pm
Satan uses science to try to suppress the word of God again

Republicans propose shutting down all hospitals in America, calling them "socialist"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 10, 2013, 05:33:59 pm
Satan uses science to try to suppress the word of God again

Republicans propose shutting down all hospitals in America, calling them "socialist"

Republicans Save Healthcare!

Curious about how "socialist" is used to describe everything Republicans don't like, people learn what it actually is. The Socialist Party gets a spike in membership as a result.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 10, 2013, 05:35:30 pm
Communists Engage In Massive Brainwashing Program!

During the next presidential campaign, every baby the Republican candidate tries to kiss or take a picture with bursts into tears upon seeing them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 10, 2013, 05:47:59 pm
Babies hate America!

Obama personally stops Republicans from sacrificing live babies to Satan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 10, 2013, 05:52:15 pm
Babies hate America!

Obama personally stops Republicans from sacrificing live babies to Satan

Obama Undermines Religious Clauses in Constitution

Satan turns out to be a pretty nice guy, and on finding out about the baby sacrifices just brings them back, fixes them up, and places them with loving parents who want them (single, married, gay, straight, religious, atheist... just so long as they're decent people).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 10, 2013, 06:12:28 pm
Satanic Zombie Babies Invade America!

It turns out that not only is God dead, he's a zombie and devours the brains of every soul who appears in Heaven. Hell, by contrast, is a lot like Earth...fairly unpleasant, but it has its good points, like the ability to get laid.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 10, 2013, 09:47:03 pm
Democrats cite Nietzsche: God Is Dead!

Republican candidate walks into church, runs from church ablaze.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Indikins on March 10, 2013, 10:35:15 pm
Gods Reveals Secret Democrat Spy in Republican Party

All Republicans spontaneously keel over dead and the Democrats completely eliminate poverty, disease, crime, mental illness, teen pregnancy and pollution throughout America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 11, 2013, 12:09:56 am
The Party of the Antichrist fools world into thinking all will be well with them in charge

Tape found of Bin Laden claiming that he attacked the WTC because Clinton got a blow job
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 11, 2013, 12:13:59 am
Shocking New Proof 9/11 was Clinton's fault.

The FSM appears to people.  He is the one true god.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 11, 2013, 06:43:46 am
Mass hallucenations as Satan appears as ethnic lunch to Godless America. True believers not taken in by stupid scam. I am your pasta - LOL!

The FSM once again tries to point out the correlation between global warming and decline in piracy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 11, 2013, 07:17:06 am
A popular liberal/atheist icon makes false claims that global warming is occuring!

Barack Obama blinks. Mitt Romney also blinks.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Mister Argent! on March 11, 2013, 07:28:39 am
Arms race! Obama turns lingering resentment over the election into a grudge match.

Kobolds raid Fortress, steal adamantine armor and half the booze supply!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 11, 2013, 08:09:37 pm
Obama Weak On National Security!

The mayor of Washington D.C. declares independence from the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 13, 2013, 09:48:06 pm
Socialist government secedes from Real America

Chicago voted "best place in the world to live"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 14, 2013, 01:31:20 am
Affirmative Action Skews Polls

Mother Teresa took money from dictators, did not provide any adequate medical care, and said that the suffering of her victims was a "religious experience."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 14, 2013, 06:53:12 am
Godly Christian woman refuses to give handouts to the looters and moochers!

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 14, 2013, 09:48:29 am
White Children Discriminated Against!

The sun goes out because the Aztec sun god got sick of waiting for the next sacrifice.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vinroke on March 14, 2013, 11:39:38 am
Lazy Mexican refuses to do job.

Scandinavian countries hold vote to become one country.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 14, 2013, 12:17:57 pm
Liberals unite to wage war on god.

Scientists discover an actual honest politician - the mild-mannered mayor of a small town in Utah, who has no party affiliation, and every public statement he has ever made has been true, nor has he ever broken a campaign promise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ranger_Joe on March 14, 2013, 12:34:08 pm
Unpatrotic cultists uses black magic to hide sinister past. Convinces scientists to turn against God's will.

Wars in Afganistan and Iraq are over! All US military members returning to US, all US bases on foreign soil close!

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 14, 2013, 04:19:35 pm
Miss Bush yet?  Peace is for pussies!

Obama dresses as Captain America for Halloween
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 14, 2013, 06:22:46 pm
Obama Defiles American Icon!

George W. Bush dresses as the Red Skull for Halloween.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 14, 2013, 09:15:40 pm
George Bush Supports The Military!

Obama proclaims Christianity to be America's state religion
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 14, 2013, 09:32:40 pm
Obama Disrespects Constitution

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina is elected new Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Hoplite on March 14, 2013, 09:54:51 pm
Obama Disrespects Constitution

Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina is elected new Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.

Socialist European countries open their borders to Illegal Immigrants

Last survivor of assassination plot to kill Hitler dies at 90
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 15, 2013, 05:52:30 am
Evil Nazi Socialists win. War hero dies. Government presses on with Obamacare.

Glenn Beck is caught on a st corner fapping off to the news...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 15, 2013, 02:54:58 pm
Glenn Beck Fascinated by Politics

I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 15, 2013, 06:14:45 pm
Anonymous Source Dishes The Dirt On Anonymous

Everything in this room is eatable! Even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism", children, and is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 16, 2013, 09:37:48 am
Homosexual-looking man pushes militant vegetarian agenda!

Andrew Schlafly declares the existing classifications for rocks (igneous. metamorphic and sedimentary) to be a liberal conspiracy; digs up some Bible quote allegedly supporting said assertion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 16, 2013, 02:00:45 pm
Rocks were planted here by Satan to trick us

Boston boy makes a wish that his teddy bear can come to life and it comes true.  Said bear has the voice and personality of Peter Griffin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 16, 2013, 02:15:07 pm
Satan Possesses Child's Toy!

Rupert Murdoch is revealed to be the Antichrist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 16, 2013, 02:40:32 pm
Fox News the result of Biblical Prophecy!

Captain America says that he's gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on March 16, 2013, 02:43:16 pm
Gay Agenda Corrupts American Icon

Bill O'Reilly turns out to be a closet D&D player. He's the Barbarian.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 16, 2013, 11:50:43 pm
Bill O'Reilly Supports Military

Bill O'Reilly further explains that he's joined a weekly D&D game run by Stephen Colbert.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 17, 2013, 09:49:44 am
American Icon Works Tirelessly To Persuade Dirty Commie To Change Sides

Obama starts promoting all of Shrub's policies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 17, 2013, 12:55:55 pm
Obama Finally Comes To:  Promotes Legendary President's Agenda.

A streaker runs around Fox News' studio.  Miraculously he's never caught/identified by anyone.  He has a huge erection and Fox's blurring software was on the fritz, so everyone gets to see uncensored streaker dick on national cable TV.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 17, 2013, 01:34:49 pm
Fox infiltrated by homosexual agenda

George W. Bush found at home pleasuring himself to the first half hour of Saving Private Ryan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Delirium on March 17, 2013, 04:44:03 pm
George W. Bush honors our WWII soldiers.

Someone leaks a Fox and Friends orgy sex tape.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 18, 2013, 08:45:05 pm
Hot action shown for all the world to see

Aliens from "Mars Attacks" invade Earth, Obama immediately defeats them with country music
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 19, 2013, 04:35:06 am
Mass murder! Pussy doesn't even use a gun. Blatant hypocrite doesn't extent stupid animal protection laws to other planets. First life forms discovered from another world completely annihilated, but still thinks lizards on this planet are more important than local oil. Would rather give the money he stole from you to an Arab Sheik.

FOX news launches an asploding piece of duplicitous mindfuckery, where they simultaneously blast Saudi Arabia's theocracy while espousing America should adopt exactly  the same model - with slightly more misogyny and superstition, and much less redistribution of wealth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 19, 2013, 05:25:43 am
Running America: A How-To Guide

Ann Coulter is convicted of the murder of Sandra Fluke. At first, people think it was for the obvious reason, but when the police search her home, they find photographs and diaries revealing that Coulter had a lesbian crush on Fluke, had rang her, was spurned and thereby driven into a murderous rage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 19, 2013, 09:05:28 am
Ann Coulter Falsely Accused of Lesbianism & Murder

The next Presidential election is won by a small puppy, due to a massive write-in campaign.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 21, 2013, 08:28:28 pm
Black president, dog president...is a woman president next?

Gay scientist cures AIDS
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 22, 2013, 04:07:06 pm
Homos flaunt God's will. Going to burn in hell for all eternity.

The new pope admits there is a theme going on to avoid assassination. {poisoned dead guy}, [pretend communist], [pretend nazi], [pretend fascist]...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 24, 2013, 03:02:21 pm
PAPAL CONSPIRACY UNVEILED!

Microsoft achieves its goal of putting a computer on every desk and in every home.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 26, 2013, 06:52:06 am
Evil conspiracy by smelly hippie activist to corrupt your kids with porn.

The Koch brothers open up a version of the Creation museum devoted to climate change denial lunacy. There's dioramas of polar bears on holidays at the beach on banana lounges, and beauty spas in tubs of crude oil, an "official" temperature gauge that goes up when you walk in the room, CO2 greenhouses, junk 'science' and logic raping by A. Watts and Co., and a room of crazy mirrors where every chart you look at is horrendously distorted and you walk about until you find an angle that suits you.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 26, 2013, 03:31:22 pm
New Museum Exposes The Truth About Climate Change!

A charismatic evangelical preacher from Africa gives a sermon where he denounces the entire New World as Satan's domain, claiming that all those born in the Americas are soulless, and that when the apocalypse comes, the New World will be utterly destroyed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on March 27, 2013, 12:20:14 am
darkest heresy in darkest africa: a new fatwa launched by the third world against god's land. how will the US of A survive? a new crusade should be launched, if the despot in chief is a true patriot.


video games cause crime rates to fall.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 27, 2013, 06:38:37 am
Rise in gun ownership causes crime rates to fall. Still required for self protection. ((((usually against the ones you love the most))))

Bill O'Reilly still doesn't understand how tides work, even after a bunch of pre-schoolers try to explain it to him with pictures...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 27, 2013, 07:03:30 pm
Patriotic pundit refuses to deny that tides are caused by God inhaling

Obama follows Facebook trend of changing his profile pic to an equals sign in support of marriage equality
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on March 27, 2013, 08:38:16 pm
Obama pushes gay agenda on nation.

"Slartibartfast" found written in rock by Norway excavation team.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on March 28, 2013, 02:21:44 am
Intelligent design proved!

"White people are not obligated to nurture the black race - when actually dark and light should exist on opposite corners of Earth as depicted by midday and midnight! Midday is a light race Day. Sundown is an Asian race Day. Midnight is a Black Race Day and Sunup is an Indian Race Day..."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 28, 2013, 03:14:26 pm
Racial integration is as unnatural as homosexuality

Dick Cheney boldly admits that 9/11 was an inside job and says "whaddaya gonna do about it?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on March 28, 2013, 06:19:19 pm
The taliban had infiltrated the clinton regime! patriotic ex-VP tried to take to magnanimously cover the democRATS! more on page 5!

mississippi trailer park prices surge due to newfound oil reserves
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 29, 2013, 12:41:19 am
Republicans immediately call for military action to "liberate" Mississippi

NRA blames Sonic and Mario for school shootings
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Julian on March 29, 2013, 05:11:56 am
Guns don't kill people, people that watch cute animated pixel characters do...

[See pages 6-15 for high calibre, large clip, rapid fire semi-automatic deals to protect yourself from this insidious scourge. Use FOXTWAT as a code for 5% "discount", and apply to your local authority for a map of your schools - this is where they congregate in gangs - hit them before they hit you. Special deals on anti-bus (APC) rockets.]


FOX Decides to start a new show entitled "Wonky Maths that Republicans do to make themselves feel better." It's kind of a best-of format.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-gleefully-rips-into-fox-news-election-coverage-there-was-an-avalanche-on-bullsht-mountain/ (http://www.mediaite.com/tv/jon-stewart-gleefully-rips-into-fox-news-election-coverage-there-was-an-avalanche-on-bullsht-mountain/)

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 30, 2013, 03:58:18 am
Watch Fox's new math-supported show!

An investigation into the failure to enact meaningful tax reform discovers that the US Tax Code has become self-aware.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on March 30, 2013, 04:14:17 am
Proof That Taxes Are Pure Evil!

Investigation into homophobia proves that it's caused by a neurodegenerative prion disease.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on March 30, 2013, 04:31:49 pm
New "disease" causes people to be averted to perversion

Bush is president during N. Korea nuclear saber-rattling (*shudder*)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 02, 2013, 03:00:20 pm
New "disease" causes people to be averted to perversion

Bush is president during N. Korea nuclear saber-rattling (*shudder*)

Brave, Church-going President Faces Down Godless Commie Foreigner!

Team America is right, Kim Jong Il was a roach in a suit (and therefore so is his son). Bush steps on him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 03, 2013, 01:08:37 am
Bush saves world from evil dictator!

During the middle of a debate over the deficit, Satan manifests in Congress, and says "Listen, everyone, I really thought you could handle yourselves, but I guess not. And if America falls, then I'm kinda screwed. So, here, this ought to tide you over for a while." He then drops a safe containing precious metals worth more than double the total US public deficit, and departs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 03, 2013, 02:19:59 am
Demon-crats Attempt Deal With The Devil, Thwarted By Heroic Republicans of Faith!

Corporate officers of the world's top thousand polluting companies start turning up dead. Found at every murder scene is a round yellow grid and the signature "Captain Planet" burned into the nearest hard surface.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 03, 2013, 02:23:03 am
Crazy environmentalist commit murders.


A portal to The End opens up and the Ender Dragon began an invasion of earth using an army of Endermen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on April 04, 2013, 04:52:24 pm
The rapture is upon us! repent, all you sinners!

a cat's purring cure asthma in 80% of cases.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 04, 2013, 05:46:54 pm
Soft kitty, asthma-causing kitty, little ball of furr...

Bush shits himself during 2004 debate with Kerry
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 04, 2013, 08:31:21 pm
Bush Gives Only Reasonable Response To Kerry's Policies

A video is released of Shrub dancing around the Oval Office in a tutu while drinking a smoothie made of his own feces.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 04, 2013, 08:38:17 pm
American hero driven to madness by the specter of Clinton's Oval Office BJ

McCain elected in 2008 instead of Obama, causes unemployment to rise to 60%
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 04, 2013, 11:42:07 pm
Democrats sabotage economic recovery!

Republican candidate for state office openly threatens the family of his Democratic opponent.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 05, 2013, 11:48:21 am
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 05, 2013, 10:50:10 pm
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina

Flimsy Liberal Lie (and more!) Exposed!

Justin Bieber starts crying, publically, about the difficulties of being a good Christian and Female-to-Male Transgender.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 06, 2013, 10:33:54 pm
American hero puts treasonous commie in his place

Justin Bieber revealed to have a vagina

Flimsy Liberal Lie (and more!) Exposed!

Justin Bieber starts crying, publically, about the difficulties of being a good Christian and Female-to-Male Transgender.

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Roger Ebert dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 06, 2013, 10:41:41 pm
Roger Ebert should have laid off the fatty foods (thanks South Park)

NRA's call to arm teachers leads to dozens of students getting shot by angry, short-tempered, and sadistic teachers nationwide
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on April 06, 2013, 11:05:44 pm
Teachers take action against government indoctrinated troopers in classrooms everywhere!

Barack Obama and Hollande share some drinks and discuss "policy".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 07, 2013, 05:39:42 am
Obama Plots With French Commie Leader!

A teacher uses his NRA-supplied gun to systematically massacre every single student, faculty member, and parent at the school he works at.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 07, 2013, 12:43:06 pm
Teacher celebrates and exercises her 2nd Amendment rights

Former Pope believes George W. Bush is the Antichrist (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 07, 2013, 02:51:44 pm
Proof That Satan Has Infiltrated The Catholic Church!

Mitt Romney is revealed to have been dead for years. The man campaigning as him was actually George W. Bush dressed in his skin, hence why Bush never visibly participated in the Romney campaign.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 07, 2013, 03:52:44 pm
Second Son of God cheated out of third term by ACORN

Carter Pewterschmidt and Eric Cartman run as the 2016 GOP ticket
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 08, 2013, 12:34:15 pm
Look at us! We're relevant!

Fox News anchor is hit on the head by falling equipment, resulting in severe brain damage. His entire vocabulary now consists of the words "herp", "derp," "hurr," and "durr." Despite this, he continues to do his job and viewers don't notice anything different until liberals point it out.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 10, 2013, 04:48:27 pm
Uppity edjoomakayted libruls diss patriots again

Satan appears on Earth and explicitly endorses the GOP
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 10, 2013, 05:13:16 pm
Devil Repents, Rejoins Side of Righteousness!

One day, absolutely nothing happens.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 10, 2013, 06:58:58 pm
Two hours hate of Obama scheduled for slow day

Apartment building burns down, Obama rescues every child inside but residents' guns are melted down in the blaze
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on April 11, 2013, 08:03:36 am
Obama pushes his radical agenda.
Uruguay legalizes gay marriage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2013, 01:29:46 pm
Urgay lives up to its name

A Republican President calls for a ban on charity, based on Ayn Rand's teachings. In response, every single priest, rabbi, imam, or other clergy declares their opposition to this.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 11, 2013, 07:38:28 pm
Radical Islamic clergy opposes President's proposals.

In the 2014 election, every House and Senate seat is taken by a Democrat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2013, 08:05:40 pm
Democrats steal election!

Obama announces in a speech that all the US posturing with regards to North Korea was just to give us time to prepare the Internet Cannon. North Korea has enough time to say "What Internet Cannon?" before a satellite fires a beam of pure heat, powered by all the flamewars on the internet, and turns the NK military into so much slag.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 11, 2013, 08:25:50 pm
Obama brutally slaughters millions of innocent Koreans.

A Republican congressman does a publicity visit to his local zoo to talk to a gorilla trained to use sign language. The gorilla engages him in a political debate and defeats him soundly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 11, 2013, 10:45:27 pm
Republicans Reach Out To New Constituents

Abraham Lincoln appears at a Republican debate and bitchslaps every single candidate, before being carried away by a giant eagle.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on April 12, 2013, 12:49:32 pm
disguised democrat sleeper agent assaults proud republican candidates.

water-fueled motor technology invented, slated to be on the consumer market in 6 months
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 12, 2013, 04:27:50 pm
Water Causes More Pollution Than Gasoline!

Leaked files reveal that the ENTIRE Republican party have been off their meds since the 80s.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 12, 2013, 06:16:13 pm
Republican Party Sane; Democrats Dependent on Psychiatry to Function

At least 37 people are killed and 850 are injured when a 6.3-magnitude earthquake strikes the Iranian province of Bushehr.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on April 13, 2013, 01:06:12 am
Wrath of God strikes the Iranians!

Ronald Reagan reincarnated, runs for office at 28 based on previous life experiences.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 13, 2013, 12:29:18 pm
Jesus Christ Himself returns to Earth

Becky Fisher from Jesus Camp has children pray over cardboard Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 13, 2013, 02:57:05 pm
Christians Invoke Psalm 109:8 For Obama's Reign!

Republicans are outsmarted in the next political debate by a hyperactive chihuahua puppy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auggziliary on April 13, 2013, 04:52:08 pm
Insane hispanic argues with Americans.

George W Bush says that he was actually trolling.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 14, 2013, 12:59:52 am
Greatest presidency of all time just a practical joke

Lucius Malfoy (R) runs against Arthur Weasley (D) for president
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on April 14, 2013, 08:04:19 am
Democrats run admitted witch for President. "This is clearly not what the Founding Fathers intended."

President Obama's dog has cancer and has to be put to sleep.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auggziliary on April 14, 2013, 08:47:33 am
Obama gives dog lavish medical care, liberal media gives him pity.

Obama has a funeral for his dog.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 14, 2013, 11:00:18 am
Bleeding heart liberal president treats dog like people

House Republicans block bill outlawing the torture of children
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 14, 2013, 11:25:04 am
House Republicans: "All Terrorist Should Be Treated The Same."

Alternate reality: Following 9/11, President Al Gore personally leads the invasion of Afghanistan, finds Osama Bin Laden and kills him with his bare hands.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 14, 2013, 12:28:31 pm
Gore fails to prevent 9/11

After Obama's presidency, Gore and Kerry each get 8 years to make up for the elections stolen by Bush
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auggziliary on April 14, 2013, 08:37:49 pm
Liberals force dictatorship after accusing Bush of... stealing presidents??? You wouldn't believe these liberals...

Study shows that robots have souls and just want a friend.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 15, 2013, 04:56:40 pm
Liberals force dictatorship after accusing Bush of... stealing presidents??? You wouldn't believe these liberals...

Study shows that robots have souls and just want a friend.

Scientists promote robosexuality.

Militant robo-seperatists emerge.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 15, 2013, 05:43:57 pm
Death to all humans!

Someone has a near death experience in which God asks to be addressed as Allah
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 15, 2013, 05:45:11 pm
Is there no end to the lies Muslims will tell?

Militant robo-separatists take over Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 15, 2013, 07:36:57 pm
KILL ALL HUMANS!

An extremely confused Amelia Earhart lands at Washington-Dulles.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 15, 2013, 07:39:44 pm
KILL ALL HUMANS!

An extremely confused Amelia Earhart lands at Washington-Dulles.

Ancient Feminazi Returns: Decades of Working Outside the Home has Ruined Her Brain!

D.B. Cooper is also aboard.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 15, 2013, 10:35:47 pm
Skeleton of DB Cooper in Without a Paddle movie proven to be fake

American marriages end up having 75% more longevity after gays allowed to marry
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 15, 2013, 11:24:17 pm
Gays corrupt the sacred institution of marriage!

Al-Qaeda tries to assassinate Obama
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 15, 2013, 11:48:57 pm
Obama hires terrorist friends to "attack" him so he can use the incident to ban guns.

Godzilla attacks Washington and eats half of Congress.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 16, 2013, 10:58:06 am
Asian commies send giant lizard to decimate GOP

Sarah Palin rally involves torches, pitchforks, and white hoods
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 16, 2013, 05:54:19 pm
Sarah Palin Rally!

A hundred fire ants simultaneously bite the FHNW's scrotum.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 16, 2013, 07:46:41 pm
Liberals Training Attack Insects!

The Boy Scouts come out and admit that the reason they disallow gays is because they're afraid gay members and leaders would be more likely to report cases of sexual abuse.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Auggziliary on April 16, 2013, 09:19:44 pm
Boy scouts admit gays love talking about sodomy.

President Obama admits his favorite Pokemon is Scyther.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 17, 2013, 11:06:12 am
Obama selling us out to country that attacked Pearl Harbor

Jack Thompson blames Boston Marathon bombing on video games
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on April 17, 2013, 12:22:50 pm
Raging elitist liberal does not blame video games enough (seriously Jack got angry at Fox's Mass Effect bullshit)
The bomber turns out to be a tea partier who wanted to show that crap can happen at anytime therefore we need guns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 17, 2013, 12:38:26 pm
Brave Gun Advocate Shows Why We Need Guns

Metal Wolf Chaos (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/MetalWolfChaos?from=Main.MetalWolfChaos) is finally released in the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 17, 2013, 01:32:09 pm
New game inspires patriotism in players

Fox News anchor accidentally aired having phone sex with underage girl
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 17, 2013, 03:35:01 pm
Whore Entraps Fox News Anchor!

Swedish heavy metal band Sabaton releases a song about the hunt for Osama bin Laden. The tone is generally one of gloating over Osama's demise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on April 18, 2013, 07:33:23 am
Sweden on a long-awaited upward slide towards conservatism!

Obama lists among his favorite movies: An American Carol, Atlas Shrugged: Part I, Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike, The Birth of a Nation, Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, Fireproof, Gods and Generals, The Green Berets, Independence Day, Invasion U.S.A., Michael Moore Hates America, Missing in Action, Obsession: Radical Islam's War Against the West, Proud American, Red Dawn and The Undefeated.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 18, 2013, 11:33:32 am
Obama still isn't patriotic enough

Republicans found masturbating over said movies
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 11:35:01 am
Republicans Express Love Of Patriotic Movies

Said Republicans caught using 9-year-old boys as masturbation aids during said movies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 18, 2013, 11:51:27 am
Republicans teach patriotism to young kids with hands-on approach

Oliver Twist says "Please sir, I want some more"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 12:19:14 pm
Poor Demanding Handouts!

Sting operations reveals that the entirety of Fox News is a pedophile ring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 18, 2013, 12:41:02 pm
Fox News Loves Children!

Obama declares that water is wet
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 18, 2013, 01:21:28 pm
Fox News Loves Children!

Obama declares that water is wet

Obama Sinks to New Lows: Sexually Harrassing the Water Supply

The water sues Obama.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 18, 2013, 01:30:32 pm
Obama in over his head

Republicans start giving guns to unborn fetuses to protect them from being aborted
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 18, 2013, 04:14:57 pm
FAPFAPFAPFAP

Miscarriages skyrocket as unborn babies accidentally shoot themselves. Thousands of mothers also shot by their own babies, and in one case, a baby murders the entire delivery room staff while being born.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 18, 2013, 04:50:34 pm
FAPFAPFAPFAP

Miscarriages skyrocket as unborn babies accidentally shoot themselves. Thousands of mothers also shot by their own babies, and in one case, a baby murders the entire delivery room staff while being born.

The Unborn Enjoy their Newfound Freedom of Expression.

Risk of murder by fetus causes insurance premiums to skyrocket to the point where most companies no longer insure pregnant women.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 18, 2013, 04:51:04 pm
Second Amendment FTW!

Republicans in Congress pass gun bill in a heartbeat when Obama agrees to add on a tax cut for the rich
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 18, 2013, 04:56:16 pm
Second Amendment FTW!

Republicans in Congress pass gun bill in a heartbeat when Obama agrees to add on a tax cut for the rich

Obama FINALLY willing to compromise.

Tax cut is temporary and expires in 2015.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 18, 2013, 10:51:58 pm
Obama steals from Job makers


Nine out of ten dentists recommend an Obama brand toothpaste.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 18, 2013, 11:03:05 pm
Proof That The Dental Profession Is Full Of Dirty Commies!

Time traveler arrives from the year 2050 and explains how Obama's policies led to world peace, an end to world hunger and the invention of flying cars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 19, 2013, 12:30:05 am
Unsurprisingly, Obama is popular with crazy delusional people.

It turns out that half the people at the Boston Marathon were carrying guns, none of which were any help in preventing the bombing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 19, 2013, 07:20:51 pm
Liberal pussies in Boston fail to shoot flying shrapnel out of the air to save bombing victims

West, TX explosion caused by 2 year old playing with a gun his parents gave him
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 19, 2013, 08:13:42 pm
Parents should have used their guns to shoot kid!

Scientists invent personal body shields, making guns obsolete.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on April 19, 2013, 09:28:10 pm
Scientists subvert 2nd Amendment

New pope looks like Voldemort but with a nose
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 23, 2013, 01:27:20 pm
New Pope tries to connect to the younger generation.


Obama decides to pepper in one of his speeches the lyrics to Heat Of The Moment by Asia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 25, 2013, 03:50:34 pm
Obama Corrupts America's Youth!

Neo-Nazis clash with Grammar Nazis.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 25, 2013, 04:24:47 pm
Obama Corrupts America's Youth!

Neo-Nazis clash with Grammar Nazis.

Leftist Infighting Escalates

Grammar Nazis win. Proper spellng, gramer,,, and puncktation is-

 *gets shot*
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 26, 2013, 12:12:16 am
Leftists Censor Media!

A flock of bald eagles tears Glenn Beck to pieces
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 26, 2013, 12:27:54 am
God Calls Beloved Newscaster Home; Nation In Mourning

The next Republican national convention scores a great big 0 in the TV ratings.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 26, 2013, 04:42:08 pm
Liberals Censor Republicans!

The US Constitution becomes self-aware, rejects Republican attempt to amend it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 26, 2013, 10:06:47 pm
Liberals Censor Republicans!

The US Constitution becomes self-aware, rejects Republican attempt to amend it.

Worthless scrap of paper demands rights.

Thomas Jefferson himself comes back from the grave, gives massive remuneration to the descendents of his slaves, and rails against the Tea Party.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 27, 2013, 06:40:51 am
Godless liberals creating zombie slaves.

Classified documents are anonymously released. They reveal that the Ark of the Covenant was discovered in Egypt in 1936 and has been sitting in a government warehouse ever since.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 27, 2013, 08:52:02 am
Liberals Conceal Evidence Of God's Existence!

Same thing, but with the Holy Grail.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 29, 2013, 04:02:39 pm
Christ's Divinity Proven!

The Washington Monument turns purple.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on April 29, 2013, 05:28:13 pm
Christ's Divinity Proven!

The Washington Monument turns purple.

Queers Vandalize Washington Monument

The 11th-century minaret of the Great Mosque of Aleppo in Aleppo, Syria, is destroyed during civil war fighting.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on April 29, 2013, 06:14:35 pm
Christ's Divinity Proven!

The Washington Monument turns purple.

Queers Vandalize Washington Monument

The 11th-century minaret of the Great Mosque of Aleppo in Aleppo, Syria, is destroyed during civil war fighting.

Heathen Monument Destroyed!

Salt Lake City Mormon Tabernacle's statues come to life, start preaching atheism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 29, 2013, 07:03:27 pm
Demons Invade Salt Lake City!

The Dalai Lama finally persuades the U.S. government to acknowledge China's aggressive occupation of Tibet and start putting pressure on the Chinese government to end it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 30, 2013, 03:00:00 am
US Government Takes Stand Against Chinese Imperialism!

Scientists invent an advanced IUD that costs $10, is painless to implant, works 100% of the time, has no side effects, and can be turned on and off at will, allowing a woman to control if she gets pregnant - and eliminating the need for abortion. Many advocate offering the device to teenage girls.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 30, 2013, 03:22:13 pm
Scientists Promote Teenage Promiscuity!

FDA approval for the device is defeated by anti-choice lobbyists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 30, 2013, 04:54:40 pm
Brave Christians Protect Our Daughters

Someone puts LSD in the Fox newsroom water cooler.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on April 30, 2013, 04:58:06 pm
Look at the colors!



A pug appears in the fox news studios.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 30, 2013, 06:18:05 pm
Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy?

President Obama declares that water is wet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 01, 2013, 12:23:35 am
Who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy?

President Obama declares that water is wet.

Obama Violates Water Supply!

Mario wins the election; Yoshi is VP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on May 01, 2013, 09:52:23 pm
Foreigners take over US.

pat robertson guns down elementary school.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 01, 2013, 10:37:00 pm
Pat Robertson Delivers Free Second-Amendment Education

Pat Robertson caught on camera organizing teenage orgies among his interns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 01, 2013, 11:37:32 pm
Pat Robertson reaches out to youth!

The Rapture comes, but not a single American citizen is Raptured.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 02, 2013, 12:35:33 am
America Damned from Abortion, Gay Marriage, General Immorality

HAIL IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF SATAN
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on May 02, 2013, 11:25:05 am
immoral leftists urge true-blooded americans to renounce jesus christ!

a new report suggests that 75% of plant and animal species will die out in the next century due to industrialization
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 02, 2013, 01:59:54 pm
Alarmists want to kill our economy.

Oil pipeline bursts and contaminates the water supply of half of Texas.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 03, 2013, 07:50:54 pm
Texas tea for everyone!

NRA members burn crosses on the front lawns of Newtown families
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 03, 2013, 07:52:42 pm
NRA Feels The Burning Love Of Christ

The next Republican president succeeds in running the government like a business. Unfortunately, the business in question is Enron.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on May 04, 2013, 08:18:11 pm
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 04, 2013, 08:23:17 pm
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.

Democrats destroy education!

Our ability to warn of impending danger compromised.

We have a plague of rabies, then of babies, then of rabies babies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on May 04, 2013, 09:16:52 pm
Republicans create economic growth


Somebody set us up the bomb.

Democrats destroy education!

Our ability to warn of impending danger compromised.

We have a plague of rabies, then of babies, then of rabies babies.

Promiscuity Has Consequences, You Dirty Sluts

Voldemort takes over the Ministry of Magic and begins conducting show trials against Muggle-born wizards.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 04, 2013, 09:51:20 pm
Government Roots Out Foreign Traitors In Our Midst

Tony Stark says "fuck you" when the government tries to confiscate his Iron Man armor, but explicitly refuses to participate in any American military action.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on May 05, 2013, 08:35:17 am
Tony Stark is a wishy-washy RINO!

Avatar turns out to be real, with knowledge of the events therein having been beamed into James Cameron's head through a crack in the fabric of spacetime. Jake Sully enters our universe and proclaims his love for a teenage fangirl who'd been espousing the above, and to be Sully's lover, on her Tumblr page. It turns out she was right.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 06, 2013, 01:57:50 pm
WHAT THE FUCK

A new poll finds that Americans are evenly divided between the two political parties - 25% Democrats, 25% Republicans, and 50% independents.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 06, 2013, 06:47:23 pm
75% of Americans hate America

Obama sorted into Gryffindor, Bush sorted into Slytherin
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 06, 2013, 10:39:29 pm
75% of Americans hate America

Obama sorted into Gryffindor, Bush sorted into Slytherin

Obama is Dirty Red Socialist- Bush Supports Traditional Values!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on May 07, 2013, 01:05:54 am
Ummm, Feral Dog? You need to advance another event so the next poster can put a conservative spin on it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 07, 2013, 01:25:52 am
Wild Dogs Devour Reporters!

Godzilla marches into New York, destroys the Faux Noise building, and departs. No other property or people are harmed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Iceblocks on May 07, 2013, 07:32:23 am
Japanese terrorist destroys Fox News Headquarters! Is the communist kenyan involved?


Obama comes out in support of breathing, describes it as one cornerstones of his platform.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 07, 2013, 02:20:39 pm
Obama breathes air just like Hitler did.

Grassroots conservative movement on the internet announces they're going to hold their breaths for the rest of their lives in response.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 07, 2013, 05:40:13 pm
Brave Conservative Activists Ready To Give Their Lives To Stop Obama!

A wave of goodwill sweeps the world, resulting in a day without crime or violence
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 07, 2013, 06:06:34 pm
Liberals turn entire world into pussies

Dick Cheney discovers that his Horcruxes are missing from their undisclosed locations
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 07, 2013, 11:12:51 pm
Liberals Plot To Kill Dick Cheney!

A survey team in the Pacific discovers a Canadian soldier from World War II who was cut off from his unit, and managed to survive on his own for 70 years.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 08, 2013, 02:48:00 pm
Imcompetent canadian gets lost on a tiny island.

Bittorrent statistics show US Congress members download massive amounts of porn at work.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 08, 2013, 06:23:35 pm
Congress Closely Studies Porn Issue

Vampires come out of the coffin and want to be friends. They all vote Republican.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on May 08, 2013, 07:19:58 pm
The dead have risen and are voting Republican!

...
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 08, 2013, 07:57:20 pm
Lieburrall Forum User Has Brainfart, Proving Our Superiority!

Hasbro doesn't retcon Twilight Sparkle's wings, and an angry brony is on Fox News to complain throw a gigantic tantrum about it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 09, 2013, 01:41:43 pm
Hasbro Liberals Ignore Fans! Socialist Tyranny In Equestria!

Rush Limbaugh manages to bore his entire audience to death during a broadcast.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 09, 2013, 06:46:51 pm
Anti-American audience disrespects patriot

New study reveals direct link between sodomy and lengthier lifespans
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 09, 2013, 07:41:38 pm
Proof that God takes christians to heaver sooner found.

Some guy breaks into Wayne LaPierre's house. Rather than shooting the guy Wayne begs the robber for mercy and even tells him the combination for the safe if he's left alive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 10, 2013, 12:32:56 am
Proof that God takes christians to heaver sooner found.

Some guy breaks into Wayne LaPierre's house. Rather than shooting the guy Wayne begs the robber for mercy and even tells him the combination for the safe if he's left alive.

Liberal terrorist disarms and loots defender of second amendment rights!

Sentient Giant Ichneumon Wasps demand civil rights; so do sentient Pigeon Horntails, on which said wasps lay eggs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on May 10, 2013, 06:14:43 am
Abominations
classic post Reagan sells weapons to iran to aid central american death squads
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 10, 2013, 01:08:43 pm
Reagan supports right to bear arms even for our enemies!  How saintly of him!

Wayne LaPierre shits himself and begs for mercy after a kid threatens him with a toy lightsaber
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 10, 2013, 01:39:50 pm
Satan Supplies Demonic Weapons To Second Amendment Opponents

Thanks to some clever work by Tim Geitner, the US dollar's value explodes. Roughly speaking, it is now worth ten times what it used to be.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 12, 2013, 09:37:37 pm
George W. Bush's tax cuts improve economy.

From the FOX Archives:
President Nixon pushes for government spending, environmental protection, civil rights.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 12, 2013, 11:51:16 pm
Nixon is a RINO! Segregation NOW!

A new best-selling young adult book series is both promoted and opposed by conservative groups. Some like it for promoting military values, others oppose it for having a main character be homosexual.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 13, 2013, 05:00:02 am
Liberals take next step in sissifying our military.

From the archives again, this time from 65 million BC:

Large meteor strikes earth, widespread damage, major extinction likely.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 13, 2013, 10:48:29 am
Liberals Exaggerate Climate-Change Dangers

From history and possible (likely) myth:
God comes down on the side of Moses, a community organizer, against Pharaoh, a job creator.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 13, 2013, 05:12:06 pm
Support Our Pharoah Against This Socialist Menace!

(another from the historical files)

The Prophetess Devorah successfully leads an army into battle, defeating Israel's enemies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on May 13, 2013, 05:25:07 pm
Support Our Pharoah Against This Socialist Menace!

(another from the historical files)

The Prophetess Devorah successfully leads an army into battle, defeating Israel's enemies.

Woman leading army angers God and will bring his wrath upon us.

(from circa 1856)

John C. Fremont wants to free all the Negros and force change on Southern life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sour Grapes on May 14, 2013, 04:04:22 am
Liberals Lead the Creation of Welfare Culture!

Er...  Rocks fall, everyone dies?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 14, 2013, 05:05:44 am
Liberals Lead the Creation of Welfare Culture!

Er...  Rocks fall, everyone dies?

Liberal Geologist Conspiracy!

Rok is acshully Dolan
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 15, 2013, 08:31:37 pm
Dolan is a rock-man

Obama breathes oxygen, just like Hitler
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 15, 2013, 09:22:13 pm
Further Obama-Fascist Links Revealed!

The Bush sisters announce on live national TV that they're involved in a lesbiancestuous relationship and proceed to have sex right there.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 16, 2013, 02:26:36 pm
Liberal TV broadcasts live sodomy. Has our nation fallen from grace?

"Hey mankind it's God! I just came back from a long business trip. Did Jesus take good care of you as I ordered? Where is Jesus anyway? HOLY SHIT YOU DID WHAT TO MY ONLY SON? And you sick bastards made a religion out of it. "
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Moltar on May 16, 2013, 09:55:29 pm
Liberals plant speakers around world, broadcast phony message.

Flowers are pretty.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 17, 2013, 01:55:10 am
Hippies' distraction campaign from economic issues revealed!

Joseph Smith was actually satan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 18, 2013, 12:30:20 am
Magic underwear is actually satan's underwear!

Elder Butt Fucking Naked from Book of Mormon shows up at Rupert Murdoch's doorstep
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 18, 2013, 02:04:40 am
Magic underwear is actually satan's underwear!

Elder Butt Fucking Naked from Book of Mormon shows up at Rupert Murdoch's doorstep

FOX News Exclusive: Brave Religious Leader Reveals All

The song "Cows with Guns" becomes reality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 18, 2013, 02:49:45 am
Animal Rights Activism: breeding ground for terrorists all along.

Obama adopts a stray cat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 18, 2013, 02:53:40 am
Animal Rights Activism: breeding ground for terrorists all along.

Obama adopts a stray cat.

Obama: Like Illegals, Cats Don't Need Birth Certificates for Government Benefits

Stray cat saves the lives of several Republicans by alerting them to an assassination attempt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 18, 2013, 03:26:36 am
Feline Traitor Working For Terrorists! Brave Republicans Expose Plot!

Rush Limbaugh adopts a stray kitten, raises it, cares for it, makes sure it wants for nothing...and then eats it alive on his radio show, including showing it on the webcast.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 22, 2013, 05:04:16 pm
Rush Limbaugh Advocates Alternate Sources Of Protein

A group of Marines form a metal band called Semper Fidelis, doing lyrics about the American military in general and the Marine Corps in particular. They gain prominence with their heavy metal cover of "From The Halls Of Montezuma".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 24, 2013, 10:45:28 pm
Satan's music makes a mockery of patriotic songs

WBC protests Oklahoma for bring tornado on themselves by not being conservative and homophobic enough
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 25, 2013, 01:33:52 pm
Hate Group Attacks Grieving Families

(Remember, EVERYBODY hates WBC)

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio is discovered to have been supporting a human trafficking ring smuggling American girls out of the country to be sold as sex slaves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 25, 2013, 02:09:59 pm
Arizona sheriff provides jobs to young women

Tea party tells people displaced by tornado to quit whining and get a job
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 25, 2013, 03:41:52 pm
Tea Party Offers Supportive Advice To Tornado Victims

Suicide bomber targets White House, leaving a manifesto saying he was motivated by information received from Fox News
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on May 25, 2013, 07:11:59 pm
Tea Party Offers Supportive Advice To Tornado Victims

Suicide bomber targets White House, leaving a manifesto saying he was motivated by information received from Fox News

Suicide bomber also played lots of violent video games and knows what a Koran is, therefore, he was a Socialist Muslim. (That might have gone into Breitbart territory.)

President Obama to send federal aid package to victims of Oklahoma tornado who've lost their homes and jobs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 25, 2013, 09:19:55 pm
President Obama once again wastes money on handouts that could be going towards tax cuts for the rich

The events of "Mars Attacks!" occur during Obama's presidency
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on May 26, 2013, 04:13:30 pm
President Obama once again wastes money on handouts that could be going towards tax cuts for the rich

The events of "Mars Attacks!" occur during Obama's presidency

Obama's inability to handle Martian invasion properly raises questions. What proof do we have that Obama was born on the Earth?

Supreme Court rules that private companies cannot discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 26, 2013, 05:45:37 pm
Liberal Court Forces Homosexuality On Unwilling Populace!

The Boy Scouts finally take the next logical step when a gay Eagle Scout with a perfect record of appropriate behavior (as in, so perfect it's impossible for those who don't know him to tell he's gay) turns 18 and wishes to found his own scout troop.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 26, 2013, 08:58:11 pm
Another pillar of American values destroyed!

Ann Coulter releases a new book "Libruls ar stopid an tey stink" and it gets rave reviews from conservatives. A couple of week later it turns out that the 400-page book has got only 2 pages of actual content and the rest is just gibberish.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 27, 2013, 10:00:31 am
Ann Coulter releases another smash hit

NRA hands out pamphlets at a preschool
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 27, 2013, 10:51:16 am
NRA Distributes Educational Materials

Faux Noise is revealed to be a Knight Templar front when Sean Hannity gets a hidden blade through the eye on live TV.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 27, 2013, 03:35:40 pm
Muslim Extremists Attack Fox News!

Conservatives manage to pass an amendment banning gay marriage. However, when they attempt to actually add it to the Constitution, the Constitution becomes self-aware and says "No".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 27, 2013, 04:10:02 pm
Demonic Document Betrays Founding Fathers' Values!

A satellite dish on top of one particular building is destroyed. Simultaneously, all of Faux Noise's staff are revealed to be aliens that look like bug-eyed skeletons.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 28, 2013, 03:04:03 am
How The Crazy Left Looked To Defame Us
Why It's Utterly Ridiculous

Fox News anchor (take your pick of who) is revealed to be kingpin of gigantic child porn ring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 28, 2013, 09:17:25 am
Fox anchor is a kiddie fondler but who cares?  Didn't you hear that Clinton got a BJ?

GOP senator literally takes food out of a baby's mouth to line the pockets of a billionaire
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 28, 2013, 01:23:54 pm
GOP Hero Stands Up To Welfare Families!

The current peoples doing the Fox Headlines get their system invaded, and now they can only create headlines in Arabic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 28, 2013, 05:19:09 pm
الإرهابيين تولي فوكس نيوز!

The Fox News cafeteria is discovered to be serving its employees the flesh of interns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on May 28, 2013, 06:57:15 pm
Why Interns Are Good For Businesses!

Ronald Reagan rises from his grave and tells Fox News to go fuck themselves.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 28, 2013, 08:17:31 pm
Reagan hates America!

Bush loses nuclear football while hung over
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 28, 2013, 10:18:54 pm
Bush Supports The Alcohol Industry!

Upon further investigation, it turns out that Bush was drunk on French wine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 28, 2013, 10:44:04 pm
Bush Supports The Alcohol Industry!

Upon further investigation, it turns out that Bush was drunk on French wine.

Bush Enjoys Freedom Wine

France has a riot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 29, 2013, 05:50:50 pm
Cheese eating surrender monkeys out of control

Evangelicals throw Boy Scouts under the bus for no longer discriminating against gays (true story, not surprisingly)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 29, 2013, 06:57:56 pm
Evangelicals Stand Up For Family Values

Boy Scouts start allowing atheists to be members and leaders. Gays are still barred from leadership.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on May 30, 2013, 01:39:12 am
Evangelicals Stand Up For Family Values

Boy Scouts start allowing atheists to be members and leaders. Gays are still barred from leadership.

Godlessness corrupts yet another cherished American institution. It's only a matter of time before they let gays in. After that, what's next, Catholics and Muslims?

Staunch Republican Senator from Indiana for thirty-five years says that GOP is moving too far to the Right and needs to appeal more to a younger, more diverse generation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: erictheblue on May 30, 2013, 06:55:59 am
Centrist Republican loses touch with party base. Plans to primary him are underway.

Michelle Bachmann arrested for campaign finance violations.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on May 30, 2013, 10:52:24 am
PERSECUTION!!!!!

In the next Presidential election, a Democrat and Republican attempt a dual-party ticket. Amazingly, they win.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on May 30, 2013, 06:16:27 pm
RINO betrays Republican party values

Republican leader makes it a crime for anyone with a net worth under $1 million to own a copy of or read the Bible.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on May 30, 2013, 06:23:00 pm
Another great American doing the work Jesus would have wanted.

Democratic congressman says that drone strikes are unconstitutional.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on May 30, 2013, 06:23:26 pm
Dirty Dems finally admit their mistakes

Ironbite-Cause of death of Slayer guitarist attributed to listening to GOP speeches done by Sarah Palin
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on May 30, 2013, 09:03:24 pm
Dirty Dems finally admit their mistakes

Ironbite-Cause of death of Slayer guitarist attributed to listening to GOP speeches done by Sarah Palin

Palin's Voice Destroys Evil!

Slayer guitarist comes back to life and starts a band called Buffy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on May 30, 2013, 11:35:16 pm
Third band called "the Vampire" anticipated
Jesus comes back and says Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on May 31, 2013, 06:43:26 pm
Jesus: Too liberal for christians?

Michelle Bachmann returns to her home planet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 01, 2013, 01:43:42 pm
Defender of traditional family values goes back to Uranus.  She will be missed.

Tornadoes strike only states that oppose gay marriage
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 01, 2013, 03:35:42 pm
Defender of traditional family values goes back to Uranus.  She will be missed.

Tornadoes strike only states that oppose gay marriage

God Calls the Faithful Home


God does, in fact, call the faithful home, as evidenced when all the Haredim vanish.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: kefkaownsall on June 01, 2013, 06:07:46 pm
Faithful are home.
The Zohar is found
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 03, 2013, 10:05:46 pm
Judaism Corrupted By Satan!

Existence of psychic phenomena confirmed by scientists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 03, 2013, 10:52:30 pm
Existence of Satan Confirmed by Scientists

There are environmentalist riots going on in Turkey
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 04, 2013, 02:08:45 am
Eco-Terrorists Threaten US Ally!

An international consortium of scientists develops a functioning FTL drive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 04, 2013, 02:21:45 am
Science Proves Light Isn't Fastest Thing In The Universe, Therefore YEC's Are Right!

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush and every commentator on Faux Noise drop dead at the same time. Autopsies reveal they were born without either a heart or a brain.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 04, 2013, 02:33:59 am
Conservative Leaders Sustained By Divine Power!

Following President Rick Perry declaring that Christianity is America's official religion, the entire Jewish population of the US emigrates to Israel.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on June 04, 2013, 02:53:57 am
Conservative Leaders Sustained By Divine Power!

Following President Rick Perry declaring that Christianity is America's official religion, the entire Jewish population of the US emigrates to Israel.

Un-American Aliens Go Back Where They Belong

The proponents of abstinence-only sex education in schools turn out to be part of a massive conspiracy to hasten the arrival of the Antichrist by tricking girls into not believing in the value of condoms and then sending a devilishly handsome teenage Satan to seduce them. At least one of them has got to be the Antichrist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Reb Yid on June 07, 2013, 11:32:11 am
Upstanding Christian Activists Hasten the Rapture

100% of Americans Agree That George Bush Was the Worst President Ever
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 07, 2013, 01:25:40 pm
Liberal Media Presents False Portrayal Of American Hero

Rush Limbaugh advocates that President Rick Perry, who is facing disastrously low poll numbers, cancel the Presidential election
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 07, 2013, 01:30:43 pm
Famed Radio Host Gives Good Advice

A Fox News anchor suddenly loses their mask in the middle of a live broadcast, revealing a reptilian beneath.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 07, 2013, 03:19:51 pm
Famed Radio Host Gives Good Advice

A Fox News anchor suddenly loses their mask in the middle of a live broadcast, revealing a reptilian beneath.

Well, um, we can explain because...er...um...OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST MUSLIM FROM KENYA.

Rand Paul (R-KY) teams up with Ron Wyden (D-OR) to run for President in 2016 on the Libertarian Party ticket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 07, 2013, 05:59:05 pm
Democrats sure to lose in 2016

Jesus converts to Islam
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 07, 2013, 10:14:15 pm
Liberal Hippie Endorses Islam!

Republican candidate plans to ban healthcare entirely
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 07, 2013, 10:16:24 pm
Liberal Hippie Endorses Islam!

Republican candidate plans to ban healthcare entirely

Republican Plans to End Abortion!

This idea somehow comes to pass. Cue mass exodus from the US, backalley doctoring of all kinds, etc.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 07, 2013, 11:41:57 pm
Country Cleansed Of Commie Traitors!

A small, one-man fighter launches the critical missile that destroys the Death Star.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 07, 2013, 11:55:30 pm
Terrorists destroy Death Freedom Star

Someone comes out as transgendered, pleads others not to persecute, assault, or kill him (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 08, 2013, 12:00:28 am
Pervert Demands Special Rights!

The next Republican president claims special emergency powers to help deal with a terrorist threat. They never give up their powers and eventually declare themselves emperor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 08, 2013, 02:45:45 am
Pervert Demands Special Rights!

The next Republican president claims special emergency powers to help deal with a terrorist threat. They never give up their powers and eventually declare themselves emperor.

FOX, For One, Welcomes Our New Big Brother Overlords

A video of a dog getting scared of its own fart becomes the most viewed video in YouTube history.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 08, 2013, 03:56:53 pm
See The Depths To Which American Entertainment Has Sunk

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson co-produce a Holocaust documentary.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 08, 2013, 11:36:00 pm
See The Depths To Which American Entertainment Has Sunk

Michael Moore and Mel Gibson co-produce a Holocaust documentary.

Proof that Michael Moore is an anti-Semitic communist and that since he is a liberal, all liberals are anti-Semitic communists.

Obama decides not to pass a background check, and instead opts to tax the ammunition of assault rifles per bullet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 08, 2013, 11:47:14 pm
Obama Passes Unconstitutional Gun-Control Law!

Vampires announce their existence and want to be friends. 99% of them vote Republican.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 08, 2013, 11:50:37 pm
Obama Passes Unconstitutional Gun-Control Law!

Vampires announce their existence and want to be friends. 99% of them vote Republican.

Vampires suck blood, not taxpayers money, unlike lazy freeloaders on welfare. So it's no surprise they vote Republican.

Anti-immigrant senator caught making deals with Mexican drug cartels and giving them money in exchange for drugs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 09, 2013, 06:11:11 pm
Vigilant senator takes out drug cartels from the inside.

GOP decides to be ahead of the curve for once and starts pushing for legalizing polygamy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 09, 2013, 08:36:44 pm
GOP wants to prevent men from being stuck with the same old boring routine

Death Eaters take over Ministry of Magic
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 09, 2013, 11:30:59 pm
GOP wants to prevent men from being stuck with the same old boring routine

Death Eaters take over Ministry of Magic

Voldemort Reforms Liberal Schools: Hunts Down Terrorist Cells
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 10, 2013, 05:52:22 pm
Obama Censors The Truth!

Republicans pass law raising the cost of a marriage license to $1 million, thus restricting marriage to the wealthy. This law will apply retroactively.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 10, 2013, 06:40:59 pm
Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 10, 2013, 06:45:46 pm
Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.

Congress declares war on the rich in favor of lazy freeloaders. This is socialism of the highest order!

MSNBC and Fox News both report on the same thing at the same time and come to the same conclusions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 10, 2013, 07:20:00 pm
Study Shows: 100% of Poor Living In Sin

Congress passes a law forbidding anyone from making a net of more than 1 million dollars a year. Any left over can either be taxed or donated to charity, as the individual chooses.

Congress declares war on the rich in favor of lazy freeloaders. This is socialism of the highest order!

MSNBC and Fox News both report on the same thing at the same time and come to the same conclusions.

Liberal Stranglehold on Media Ends!

Geneticists prove, to their horror, that the early eugenics movement was right: Poverty, criminal behavior, promiscuity, etc. are heritable traits. Mendelian traits, to be precise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 11, 2013, 10:10:55 am
Proof That The Poor Deserve It!

Geneticists prove that making more than $1 million a year induces genetic mutations that have a 90% chance to make you less empathetic, more selfish and an all-around bad person, and increases the possibility of passing these mutations to your children to 99%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 11, 2013, 12:25:56 pm
Proof That The Poor Deserve It!

Geneticists prove that making more than $1 million a year induces genetic mutations that have a 90% chance to make you less empathetic, more selfish and an all-around bad person, and increases the possibility of passing these mutations to your children to 99%.

Science prove Ayn Rand right! See that, liberals? Reality has a conservative bias!

Alan Colmes finally gets tired of being bullied by Sean Hannity and delivers a verbal smack down.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 11, 2013, 01:47:30 pm
Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 11, 2013, 02:55:01 pm
Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election

Said conservatives are not true conservatives because true conservatives hate only the government, not America.

A shocking 3% of Planned Parenthood's services are performing abortions!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 11, 2013, 04:17:15 pm
Hannity: "You disagreed with me!  You hate America!  You're with the terrorists!" (see Family Guy)

Hundreds of conservatives cited saying "I hate America" after Obama's election

Said conservatives are not true conservatives because true conservatives hate only the government, not America.

A shocking 3% of Planned Parenthood's services are performing abortions!

Planned Parenthood is an Abortion Mill! Let's Defund It!

SCP-50-AE-J is real.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 11, 2013, 04:20:04 pm
America Fuck Yeah! ( I finally get to use this!)


on June 25th all channels except fox news and a few other consertivite stations fly a rainbow banner in support of LGBT pride month
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 12, 2013, 01:34:06 am
America Fuck Yeah! ( I finally get to use this!)


on June 25th all channels except fox news and a few other consertivite stations fly a rainbow banner in support of LGBT pride month

Radical gays FORCE their PERVERSION on decent conservative Americans.

Republican Congressman says that maybe the Bible isn't the literal true Word of God after all.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 12, 2013, 01:36:12 am
RINO Betrays Base! Lightning Bolt Expected Any Moment!

Jesus comes back and reads the Bible. His first comment is, "Who wrote this piece of shit?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 12, 2013, 06:08:14 pm
Jesus appalled by liberal bias in Bible translations.

Jesus publishes his own "Gospel of Jesus" which denounces the Bible and promotes secular humanism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 12, 2013, 07:15:51 pm
Jesus appalled by liberal bias in Bible translations.

Jesus publishes his own "Gospel of Jesus" which denounces the Bible and promotes secular humanism.

Our Savior Reclaims 'Godless' Values!

Jesus says the Jews were right in choosing to save Barabbas, as he rebelled against an unjust foreign authority.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 12, 2013, 07:41:03 pm
Jesus says killing foreign dictators is OK.

Jesus runs for president in 2016. Some say he's not eligible due to not being a natural born citizen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 12, 2013, 07:48:55 pm
Dirty Traitor Atheists Deny Our Lord!

Jesus reveals that he did, in fact, travel to India during the lost years and spend time studying with Buddhist monks. About 85% of his ministry was directly derived from what he learned with them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 12, 2013, 09:11:59 pm
Foreign pagans corrupt Jesus' holy teachings.

Jesus elected president. He immediately forgives and pardons all prisoners in US.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on June 12, 2013, 09:28:11 pm
Foreign pagans corrupt Jesus' holy teachings.

Jesus elected president. He immediately forgives and pardons all prisoners in US.

Liberal Dictator Soft on Crime

Aliens make peaceful first contact but immediatly flee in repulsion of the Bush Family.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 13, 2013, 05:53:10 pm
Mere presence of true patriots scares away illegal aliens.

Internet Petition wants to rename USA to Jesusland.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 13, 2013, 10:43:39 pm
Mere presence of true patriots scares away illegal aliens.

Internet Petition wants to rename USA to Jesusland.

Christian Heroes want to reclaim their country from secular heathens.

Barack Obama releases his birth certificate for the 1,058,976,874,889th time. As before, it says he was born in Hawaii, and no trace of photoshopping has been found.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 13, 2013, 10:46:34 pm
Obama lies about birth certificate again!


The Fell Dragon Grima is reawakened.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 14, 2013, 01:21:58 am
Obama Fails To Prevent Disaster!

Obama proceeds to slay the dragon with his bare hands, raise the dead through invoking the name of Jesus, and repair all of the damage caused by the dragon in a day and a night.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on June 14, 2013, 06:17:57 am
Obama kills an innocent animal and practices Satanic Voodoo!

Everything comes to life at night at American Museum of Natural History.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on June 14, 2013, 07:08:28 am
Obama is eating and killing babies for Satan!
Mutated aberration of a lizard destroys New York!
Scooby Doo  found dead in his apartment!
WORLD TRADE CENTER REAPPEARS!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Saturn500 on June 14, 2013, 06:33:35 pm
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Demonic Possession At Museum of Natural History!

This (http://www.twitch.tv/aquas_/c/2226049) happens in real life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 15, 2013, 07:12:23 am
Foreign computer virus program stops a critical military operation! Should we bomb the Czech?

GOP Senator demands to know why personal information extracted from PRISM wasn't used to track down atheists, abortionists, gays and liberals in order to drone strike them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on June 15, 2013, 03:36:23 pm
Obama security plan fails to stop homegrown liberal terrorists.

Rupert Murdoch outsources all Fox News programs to Mexico and China
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 15, 2013, 04:36:25 pm
Obama security plan fails to stop homegrown liberal terrorists.

Rupert Murdoch outsources all Fox News programs to Mexico and China

Rupert Murdoch revealed to be a socialist in deep cover as a conservative to sell hardworking American jobs to dirty foreigners!

Barack Obama makes a mild joke about the weather in DC.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 15, 2013, 08:38:40 pm
Obama insensitive to victims of natural disasters

Obama is the only politician to never have an extramarital affair
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 15, 2013, 08:45:57 pm
Michelle Obama Trapped In Sexless Marriage!

Barack Obama has an extramarital affair with Michelle Bachman
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: wrightway on June 15, 2013, 10:38:28 pm
Elitist Obama too good for the American people.

Zombies outbreak prevented by Obama administration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 16, 2013, 01:43:53 am
Obama is disrespectful to the dead.

Instead of O'Reilly Factor, Fox accidentally airs an hour of unedited nature document footage of monkeys yelling and flinging their poop around. The ratings are higher than ever.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 16, 2013, 01:53:05 am
Documentary Of Liberal Practices A Hit!

Bill O'Reilly loses a debate to one of the monkeys from the footage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 16, 2013, 11:12:41 am
O'Reilly and Monkey agree to disagree.

"Real talk with Bobo the Monkey" becomes Fox's no 1. hit political talk show.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 17, 2013, 11:10:32 am
New talk show host proves evolution is a farce

Christian student suspended for proposing a "Day of Cheering" every time a gay kid commits suicide instead of a "Day of Silence"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 17, 2013, 12:43:55 pm
Anti-Christian Discrimination Worsens!

Westboro Baptist Church takes up the suspended student's cause, either representing them in a lawsuit against the school or paying for a real lawyer. (I don't remember if any of the Westboro crowd have actual law licenses)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 18, 2013, 02:41:42 am
Christians always have each others' backs

Newt Gingrich claims that having affairs makes him Godly and patriotic (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 18, 2013, 02:52:06 am
Christians always have each others' backs

Newt Gingrich claims that having affairs makes him Godly and patriotic (true story)

Newt Gingrich is manlier than Chuck Norris.

Longtime supporter of NSA Surveillance Program does a complete 180 for no reason other than "the President is a Democrat."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 18, 2013, 11:09:58 am
NSA supporter puts love of country first

Mark Foley says he molested Congressional pages because of his love for America
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Weird on June 18, 2013, 11:24:31 am
Mark Foley says he molested Congressional pages because of his love for America


Mark Foley (D-FL) (http://www.newshounds.us/2006/10/03/fox_uses_subliminal_ploy_on_foley_head_shot.php)  Molests Children

Jerry Brown's progressive economic policies turn California's deficit into a surplus
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 18, 2013, 08:29:25 pm
Governor Schwarzenegger's economic policies finally pay off.

GOP wants to abolish all constitutional amendments except the 2nd one.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 18, 2013, 08:47:07 pm
GOP Stands Up For Most Important Right of All!

GOP finally admits that it doesn't give a crap about anyone who makes less than half a million dollars a year.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 18, 2013, 10:01:19 pm
GOP follows Christ's example when it comes to the poor

Wayne LaPierre caught having sex with an assault rifle and says "um...it's EXACTLY what it looks like"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 19, 2013, 03:42:46 am
NRA's Love of the 2nd Amendment Knows No Bounds!

The assault rifle proposes and he accepts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 19, 2013, 01:21:17 pm
Marriage of the century!

LaPierre's wedding turns into a bloodbath after a M60 from the bride's side gets drunk and starts shooting people.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 19, 2013, 02:08:12 pm
This tragedy wouldn't have happened if everyone married guns

Teabagger goes on shooting rampage at a homeless shelter
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on June 19, 2013, 02:30:04 pm
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 19, 2013, 03:53:54 pm
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.

Liberal Nazi canine disrespects the Constitutional Rights of American hero not to have lawn crapped on. It will be arrested.

Andrew Breitbart's ghost returns and admits that he was always just a showman.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 19, 2013, 04:09:52 pm
Welfare Queens attack American Patriot

Dog craps on Glenn Beck's lawn.

Liberal Nazi canine disrespects the Constitutional Rights of American hero not to have lawn crapped on. It will be arrested.

Andrew Breitbart's ghost returns and admits that he was always just a showman.

Liberal Atheists Use Muslim Voodoo Magic To Smear Conservative Martyr

Rush Limbaugh is discovered to have ordered Breitbart's murder, fearing that Breitbart would upstage him as the leading conservative pundit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 22, 2013, 05:16:59 pm
Liberals smear conservative hero.

FOX News hosts praise Obama for NSA spying and drone strikes and consider him a true conservative hero.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 22, 2013, 05:18:37 pm
Obama Finally Does Something Right!

Obama comes clean about the NSA spying, admits it was wrong, immediately discontinues the spying program, and orders federal agents to arrest everyone involved, including himself.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 22, 2013, 05:35:49 pm
Obama flip flops on critical issues again.

Joe Biden becomes the next president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 22, 2013, 06:23:53 pm
Tea Party disbands in an instant because the president is white again, but calls for impeachment still in the air because Biden's a Democrat

Obama plays Wii Sports
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 22, 2013, 08:15:20 pm
Obama wastes time when he should be running the country!

On one random day, every person on Earth wearing a red shirt dies. The causes of death vary widely, and individually aren't that unusual.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 23, 2013, 03:16:25 am
Dirty Reds Get What's Coming To Them!

At the next WBC protest, Fred Phelps shouts, "I'M GAY!" into his megaphone before pulling out a revolver and shooting himself in the crotch and the head.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 23, 2013, 08:36:49 am
Leftist gets what's coming to him.

Michelle Obama presents her new mandatory-first-lady-program. Her mission is to teach all 4th graders and up how to safely use firearms.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on June 23, 2013, 09:46:32 am
Michelle Obama teaching kids to be killers!

Michelle Bachmann does the exact same thing.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 23, 2013, 10:38:15 am
Michelle Bachmann Teaches Vital Self-Defense Skills!

Michelle Bachmann's students bring their guns to school en masse and begin shooting everyone they don't think is Christian enough.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 24, 2013, 03:32:40 am
Michelle Bachmann Teaches Vital Self-Defense Skills!

Michelle Bachmann's students bring their guns to school en masse and begin shooting everyone they don't think is Christian enough.

Christians Resist Atheist Oppressors!

Atheists finally unify, and start attending atheist meet-ups on Saturdays and Sundays.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 24, 2013, 10:34:25 am
Atheism proved to be a religion!

Under the new ruling, Atheists get tax exemption like churches.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 24, 2013, 10:40:38 am
Government Sponsors Anti-Christian Hate Speech!

Fundamentalist's lawsuit challenging atheists' tax exemptions ends with tax exemptions for religious institutions being revoked. Supreme Court ruling states, "If church and state are separate, as in our nation, then churches must be treated equally with any other institution."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on June 24, 2013, 11:55:42 am
Government Sponsors Anti-Christian Hate Speech!

Fundamentalist's lawsuit challenging atheists' tax exemptions ends with tax exemptions for religious institutions being revoked. Supreme Court ruling states, "If church and state are separate, as in our nation, then churches must be treated equally with any other institution."


[Mark Levin] Activist judges rape our Christian institutions in the name of liberal political correctness and probably promote Islamic jihad as well. [/Mark Levin]

Christian conservative professor in Wilmington bullies his liberal and/or non-Christian students. (Real occurance, btw, look up Mike S. Adams)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 26, 2013, 02:00:09 pm
Man of God uses tough love to bring others to Christ

Supreme Court rules in favor of same sex married couples
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 26, 2013, 03:43:48 pm
Supreme Court Rules Against God! (Actual response)

In response, several conservative states pass laws making it legal to assault or kill someone for being gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 26, 2013, 03:56:25 pm
Real America stands up for states rights

Albus Dumbledore becomes president
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 27, 2013, 12:35:51 pm
Impeach the foreign gay traitor president!

Lightning simultaneously strikes all congress members who were going to vote yes on a controversial anti-gay bill.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 27, 2013, 03:16:44 pm
God Electrifies His Supporters!

At the actual vote, a pit spontaneously opens under every "yes" voter, from which demons emerge and drag them into Hell.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 27, 2013, 04:37:14 pm
Satan Attacks Democratic Process!

Everyone wakes up exactly 100 miles from home.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 27, 2013, 04:57:05 pm
Well, I Would Walk Five Hundred Miles...

Survivalists and scientists share a rare "I told you so" moment when society collapses following the end of peak oil.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 27, 2013, 05:25:49 pm
Survivalists Proven Right!

In the ensuing post-apocalyptic world, the right-wing survivalists hole up and gradually dwindle in numbers, while the left-wingers work together and manage to rebuild society.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on June 28, 2013, 10:31:37 pm
Godless Liberal Raiders Threaten Remaining Real Americans.

Film adaptation of Ayn Rands life critically panned
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 28, 2013, 11:05:17 pm
Ayn Rand Biography A Smash Hit With Real Americans!

Jesus comes back and tells the Republicans, "Stop attaching my name to everything guys. Just stop. You're making me look bad."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 29, 2013, 11:56:59 am
Jesus hates America!

Chick Fil A president retracts homophobic tweet (true story)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 29, 2013, 03:53:36 pm
Cowardly Chick-Fil-A president buckles under liberal pressure!

Every tie in Washington, DC suddenly, unexpectedly, and fatally tightens, strangling its wearer. Nearly all males in the federal government die, leaving our government in the hands of women and men in army fatigues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on June 29, 2013, 04:06:21 pm
Obama linked to mass murders? Pictures show Obama wearing a tie.

Pat Robertson recommends that rather than getting an abortion, true christians should hit their wives in the stomach with a shovel to force a miscarriage.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 29, 2013, 05:42:08 pm
Pat Robertson protects the sanctity of life by suggesting more Godly alternative

Conservatives everywhere quoted saying "I hate America" after once again accusing liberals of being unpatriotic
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 29, 2013, 05:53:40 pm
True Americans Paraphrase Liberal Arguments


Every Republican proven to have cheated: On their spouse, on their taxes, and at Monopoly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 29, 2013, 06:32:27 pm
Are Republicans more virile than Democrats?

Republican President declares war on love. Any couple found to be in love will be banned from ever seeing each other again.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 29, 2013, 06:46:28 pm
Brave Leader Fights The Sissification of Our Nation!

Everybody who watches Fox News realizes simultaneously that they're full of shit. MSNBC becomes the nation's most popular news network, while Fox's ratings drop like a rock.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 29, 2013, 07:01:44 pm
It Was All A Social Experiment! Please Come Back!

Woody and Buzz run for president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on June 29, 2013, 07:15:11 pm
Disney running mates try to force plastic Pixar homosexual agenda on us

Greatest Freakout Ever kid from Youtube runs for president as a Republican
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on June 30, 2013, 04:10:41 pm
Disney running mates try to force plastic Pixar homosexual agenda on us

Greatest Freakout Ever kid from Youtube runs for president as a Republican
The Next President: Why You Should Freak Out (In a Good Way)!

From the archives: Marilyn Manson out-debates Bill O'Reilly on his own show (it's pretty good).
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6n5Oi4714o
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 30, 2013, 05:00:28 pm
Marilyn Manson Admits Being Sexually Aroused By Crucifixion!

George W. Bush is caught trying to shoot Barack Obama in an elaborately-planned assassination attempt.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 01, 2013, 02:29:33 pm
Bush Tries To Save America From Evil Commie Liberal Atheist Muslim Kenyan Nazi!

Rush Limbaugh sets fire to the Smithsonian and blocks all the exists, destroying countless American artifacts and killing hundreds.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 01, 2013, 02:38:16 pm
Rush defends American artifacts.


Xenomorphs invade fox news.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 01, 2013, 02:40:39 pm
Is Obama To Blame For Alien Invasion?

During an interview, Dick Cheney reveals that his permanent snarl is because he sneered at poor people too much as a young child and his face just stuck that way.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 01, 2013, 02:48:32 pm
Former Vice-President Admits Scaring At The Hands of Rabid Wellfare Queens.

Invention of time machine provides totally undeniable proof of evolution.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 01, 2013, 04:12:08 pm
Former Vice-President Admits Scaring At The Hands of Rabid Wellfare Queens.

Invention of time machine provides totally undeniable proof of evolution.
Time Machine: Does It Have A Liberal Bias?

Man Combines "Head Like A Hole" and "Call Me Maybe" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArRnznVJwY)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 01, 2013, 08:01:20 pm
Time Machine: Does It Have A Liberal Bias?

Man Combines "Head Like A Hole" and "Call Me Maybe" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArRnznVJwY)

Feminization of American Culture Continues

Similar mashups become their own genre, making record companies bilions of dollars and saving the economy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 01, 2013, 08:04:02 pm
Big Business To The Rescue Again!

It turns out that the GOP is directed not by God, but by a mysterious figure known only as "Mr. Smiley". He is notable only for his face bearing an uncanny resemblance to a smiley face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 01, 2013, 08:21:37 pm
Big Business To The Rescue Again!

It turns out that the GOP is directed not by God, but by a mysterious figure known only as "Mr. Smiley". He is notable only for his face bearing an uncanny resemblance to a smiley face.
The GOP Smiles Through All Attacks and Allegations

The Dream King is Captured in an Occult Ritual
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 01, 2013, 10:05:47 pm
Satan Corrupts America's Dreams!

The Republican nominee vows to bring unemployment up to 25%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 02, 2013, 04:11:25 am
Satan Corrupts America's Dreams!

The Republican nominee vows to bring unemployment up to 25%.
Republicans Vow To Bring Employment to 75%

Fox News Headline Guy discovers ALL of Fox News is actually a giant joke that Rupert Murdoch orchestrated to pull a prank on him, and that he is the only real conservative there, everyone else working at Fox News is just actors who are all part of the practical joke.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 02, 2013, 05:34:04 pm
Everything I have known is a lie!


After learning this revelation the headline guy commits seppuku.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 02, 2013, 05:48:14 pm
Everything I have known is a lie!


After learning this revelation the headline guy commits seppuku.
Huuurrrglglgl gurrgrugglll guurrrrg. Bleh.

Dr. Robotnik steals Ultimate Life Form from G.U.N.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on July 02, 2013, 09:13:00 pm
Violent video games are at it again

Gilderoy Lockhart becomes new Fox anchor and right-wing author
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 02, 2013, 09:33:05 pm
Fox Hires Famous Adventurer!

He turns out to regularly pose as an authority figure to get young boys alone and molest them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 02, 2013, 11:14:53 pm
Gay pedophile infiltrates conservative media!

Following their success with Anderson Cooper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1G_ouv4mEs), metal band Cryptic Murmurs releases "The Factor", a song about Bill O'Reilly, depicting him as a total badass.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 03, 2013, 02:15:07 pm
Devil Worshiping Pinheads Show SOME Intelligence

Archangel Michael Decends From Heaven For Sole Purpose of Choke Slamming Pat Robertson on Live Television
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 03, 2013, 02:23:17 pm
Archangel Michael Falls From Grace! Can Gabriel Be Next?

Pat Robertson responds by sprouting horns and claws, pulling a flaming pitchfork out of thin air and declaring in a deep, demonic rasp, "This world is mine, and God will not take it away!"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 03, 2013, 03:21:48 pm
Archangel Michael Falls From Grace! Can Gabriel Be Next?

Pat Robertson responds by sprouting horns and claws, pulling a flaming pitchfork out of thin air and declaring in a deep, demonic rasp, "This world is mine, and God will not take it away!"
Pat Robertson Traitor! Why We Never Trusted Him At 11

Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll is finally made and released.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 04, 2013, 05:47:28 pm
Satan Tries To Corrupt America

Republicans declare their intent to defund Medicaid. At a press conference, Obama reveals that Medicaid is actually a cover for the US government seeking to preserve American penises. During the Cold War, the Soviets unleashed a nanovirus that would have caused all American males to lose their penises. Medicaid is the cover for a special energy field that suppresses the nanovirus. In other words, if Congress defunds Medicaid, everyone's penises will fall off.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 04, 2013, 06:33:24 pm
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.

SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 07:01:11 pm
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.

SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
This Is All Secular America's Fault!

Fox accidentally broadcasts footage of their anchors molesting tons of children of both sexes, ranging from 0 - 13.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 04, 2013, 07:52:24 pm
Atheists hold a birthday party for a disabled little girl out of their own pockets.

SATAN HAS WON! GOD IS DEAD!
This Is All Secular America's Fault!

Fox accidentally broadcasts footage of their anchors molesting tons of children of both sexes, ranging from 0 - 13.

Fox News Loves Children!

Everyone under 30 unites to declare war on the old.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2013, 08:07:20 pm
Proof That Liberals Hate Seniors!

Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 08:21:32 pm
Proof That Liberals Hate Seniors!

Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."
Fox Exposes Realities of Teenage Years

(to be fair, that's basically high school, but without the death, mostly, these days)

Fox starts dressing everyone on Fox in foxes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 04, 2013, 09:18:27 pm
Proof That Liberals Hate Seniors!

Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."
Fox Exposes Realities of Teenage Years

(to be fair, that's basically high school, but without the death, mostly, these days)

Fox starts dressing everyone on Fox in foxes.

Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Foxes!
(part of appeal-to-youth strategy)

Fox-suited anchors discover they are now fap objects for furries.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 09:23:14 pm
Proof That Liberals Hate Seniors!

Fox News starts broadcasting a reality TV program wherein one random freshman-year class out of the country is selected and forced to fight each other to the death. There is no editing for violence or sexual content, and the program is billed as "educational TV."
Fox Exposes Realities of Teenage Years

(to be fair, that's basically high school, but without the death, mostly, these days)

Fox starts dressing everyone on Fox in foxes.

Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Foxes!
(part of appeal-to-youth strategy)

Fox-suited anchors discover they are now fap objects for furries.
Fox Appeals to Even More People

PETA declares war and attacks with tons of guns gotten due to Fox's insistence to make it easy to get guns.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2013, 09:27:42 pm
Left-Wing Fanatics Attack Patriotic News Organization!

In light of a falling female population, polygamy becomes the norm in China, with one woman having several husbands.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 09:52:35 pm
Left-Wing Fanatics Attack Patriotic News Organization!

In light of a falling female population, polygamy becomes the norm in China, with one woman having several husbands.
Chinese Mothers At It Again

(I don't like the tiger mom crazy, but seems fitting)

All of Fox News turns into pre-pubescent girls, but otherwise remain unchanged.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 04, 2013, 10:04:16 pm
Rape Us! Come On, We're Just Asking For It!

The Republican Party finally collapses, dividing into social conservatives and economic conservatives.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 04, 2013, 10:09:03 pm
Rape Us! Come On, We're Just Asking For It!

The Republican Party finally collapses, dividing into social conservatives and economic conservatives.
We Have Always Been At War With The Economic Conservatives

(and did not expect that reply)

David Bowie and Kiss go on tour together (I wish, lol).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 07, 2013, 02:53:55 pm
Devil Worship musicians unite to destroy family values across the nation

Barbara Bush breaks her hip while stage diving in a Cannibal Corpse concert.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 07, 2013, 03:48:47 pm
Proof That Rock And Roll Causes Brain Degeneration And Bodily Harm!

Someone puts together a Christian rock band that manages to become a mainstream success by letting their faith influence their music without trying to grind everyone's noses in it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 07, 2013, 04:39:43 pm
Proof That Rock And Roll Causes Brain Degeneration And Bodily Harm!

Someone puts together a Christian rock band that manages to become a mainstream success by letting their faith influence their music without trying to grind everyone's noses in it.
Christians Spread Message

Kittens are revealed to be even cuter than ever.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 07, 2013, 06:12:22 pm
Evil Satanic Kittens murder a entire good christan family.

Westboro Baptist Church become giant robots.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 07, 2013, 06:14:59 pm
Evil Satanic Kittens murder a entire good christan family.

Westboro Baptist Church become giant robots.
Anti-Military Group: Roboterrorists in Disguise?

Justin Beiber becomes new Fox News headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on July 08, 2013, 01:37:12 am
And I was like baby baby baby, Obama sucks.  Will the GOP regain power in 2016?  Never say never!

Someone makes a Christian rock parody of "What What in the Butt"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 03:42:46 am
New Song: What What, In Heaven, Massive Hit

Fox News starts having to deal with the plagues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 08, 2013, 01:24:57 pm
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Scientists make contact with an alternate reality where the United States never existed. The closest equivalent is the powerful Cajun Federation, occupying much of the southern US. But to the shock and horror of many, the Cajuns speak French.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 01:28:16 pm
Satan Attacks Fox News!

Scientists make contact with an alternate reality where the United States never existed. The closest equivalent is the powerful Cajun Federation, occupying much of the southern US. But to the shock and horror of many, the Cajuns speak French.
Terrorists From Another Dimension!

All of Fox News, headline writer included, turns liberal.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 01:33:00 pm
Infection of liberalism! Fox News now biased!

Mysterious aliens called Autobots arrive on earth with peaceful intentions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 01:45:27 pm
Illegal Aliens Invade America!

The Decepticons blow something up, and the Autobots take pains to explain the difference between the two groups.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 03:04:44 pm
Illegal Aliens Invade America!

The Decepticons blow something up, and the Autobots take pains to explain the difference between the two groups.
Giant Robots Attempt Brainwashing

The Decepticons kill all of Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 08, 2013, 04:13:54 pm
We are now in control of your television puny humans bow down to your Decpticon rulers!


Grimlock and the other Dinobots defeat the Decpticons and take Fox News for the Autobots and Grimlock becomes the new headline writer. (Grimlock rules by the way!)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Weird on July 08, 2013, 05:13:49 pm
Grimlock and the other Dinobots defeat the Decpticons and take Fox News for the Autobots and Grimlock becomes the new headline writer. (Grimlock rules by the way!)

Fox News Am Still Fair and Balanced

Republican Candidate for Colorado State Senate wrote "erotica" books (http://wonkette.com/521723/good-conservative-colorado-republican-only-wrote-erotica-to-help-support-her-family-duh)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 08, 2013, 07:10:28 pm
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 09:33:32 pm
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
The American Military Wages War On Aliens

The Autobots don't complain about America taking all the credit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 08, 2013, 10:33:35 pm
Great fantasy books released!

Military battles Decepticons alongside the Autobots in Egypt to save our planet.
The American Military Wages War On Aliens

The Autobots don't complain about America taking all the credit.

Illegal Aliens Contribute Nothing to War!

Shia is very confused that real Bumblebee isn't like the one from the movies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on July 08, 2013, 11:33:15 pm
Shia brainwashed by liberals

Tea Party tries to "take back America", but runs away screaming when a kid brandishes a toy lightsaber
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2013, 11:36:29 pm
Liberals Teaching Children To Kill!

Rick Perry tries to take back America by Force-lightning everyone who registers to the left of Hitler.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 08, 2013, 11:43:52 pm
Liberals Teaching Children To Kill!

Rick Perry tries to take back America by Force-lightning everyone who registers to the left of Hitler.
You Don't Know The Power of THE DARK SIDE!

Fox News headline writing is asked "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 09, 2013, 12:44:38 am
Fox News supports American entrepreneurs, by any means necessary!

Fox News staff shot by US Marines as they try to overthrow the US government for a Klondike bar.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 12:48:06 am
Government Now Controlled By Traitors Who Murder Real Americans!

A second civil war breaks out, started by militant Christians both in independent militias and within the military.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 09, 2013, 08:22:04 am
Government Now Controlled By Traitors Who Murder Real Americans!

A second civil war breaks out, started by militant Christians both in independent militias and within the military.
Patriots Fight Commies!

Slenderman takes over as headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 09, 2013, 09:54:36 am
New headline writer good with Children!

Obama joins the Tea Party.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 09, 2013, 12:56:11 pm
Commie Converts To The Right Side!

Tea Party members admit to not wanting him because he's black.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 09, 2013, 03:40:05 pm
Commie Converts To The Right Side!

Tea Party members admit to not wanting him because he's black.
Tea Party Uncertain

Bush takes over as headline writer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on July 09, 2013, 03:50:16 pm
Herp derp nookyular duhhhhhh 9/11 terra 9/11 God turrism Murka *drool*

Sarah Palin takes over as headline writer
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 09, 2013, 07:15:00 pm
Let's shoot some shit, ya'll!

Pat Robertson is killed by Megatron when he refuses to stop talking over him.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 09, 2013, 09:04:18 pm
Heroic Evangelist Slain Defying Communist Alien.

Artificial Intelligence created, asks for equal rights and protection under law.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 09, 2013, 09:51:50 pm
"Political correctness gone too far: liberals want to give rights to machines"


The same AI goes full intelligence explosion and takes over the world. Humanity flourishes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 06:56:30 am
AI takes over world and makes communism state religion!

Ronald Reagan returns from the dead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rtvc2012 on July 10, 2013, 08:02:01 am
Zombie Jesus returns!

Bush and Palin star in kids TV show similar to Sesame Street
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 08:36:38 am
Liberals brainwashing our children with conservative values to destroy our country!

Jack Chick, Pat Robertson and Rick Perry team up to destroy America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 10, 2013, 08:39:28 am
Our Saviors Have Arrived!

Jesus returns and casts all the fundies into Hell, while allowing everyone who actually lived good lives into Heaven.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 08:47:14 am
Evil Satanic Antichrist condemns good americans to hell!

God smites Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 10, 2013, 01:56:50 pm
Satan tests true believer's faith.

Turns out Dick Cheney is a vampire who has turned most of the GOP politicans vampires as well.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 10, 2013, 02:10:25 pm
Satan tests true believer's faith.

Turns out Dick Cheney is a vampire who has turned most of the GOP politicans vampires as well.
The Secret To A Long Life: Dick

The Doctor laughs right in the faces of Fox News for several hours after seeing their "news".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 04:28:15 pm
EVIL time travelling alien dares to laugh at conservative patriots.

The Fallen arrives and takes over the Republican Party along with George Bush, The Joker and Lex Luthor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 10, 2013, 04:38:32 pm
Satan Targets The Republicans!

The crew of Fox News (cameramen, janitors, etc) goes on strike, demanding higher wages and decent working conditions.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 10, 2013, 05:31:51 pm
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Commissar Kaz on July 11, 2013, 09:27:45 pm
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.

Symbol of freedom corrupted by illegal alien to attack America!

All street signs become sentient, declare war on humanity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 11, 2013, 11:13:56 pm
Evil Liberals brainwash our crew.

Sentinel Prime attacks Washington with Megatron.

Symbol of freedom corrupted by illegal alien to attack America!

All street signs become sentient, declare war on humanity.

See? We Told You Regulations Are Evil!

The SCP Foundation, already having protocols in place due to SCP-1047, neutralizes the threat, distributes amnesiacs to world population (missing Stephen Colbert and a handful of FOX newscasters in the process)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 12, 2013, 04:53:11 am
SATANIC STREET SIGNS.

Optimus Prime beats Sentinel to death with a street sign while holding a protest sign that says "Fox News, I'm the good guy here."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 12, 2013, 02:41:30 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 04:57:17 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Commissar Kaz on July 12, 2013, 06:52:32 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.

God Attacks Godless America!

Demons take over CNN, voted more fair and balanced than Fox.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 12, 2013, 07:32:32 pm
Savage Liberal Monster Tries To Confuse Fox News!

The "Big One" hits, and Kansas sinks into the sea, leaving many geologists going "WTF?"
We're Not In Kansas Anymore

Texas personally destroyed by God, who comes down from the heavens with a giant angel chorus to do so.

God Attacks Godless America!

Demons take over CNN, voted more fair and balanced than Fox.
'Mercans Serving Satan!

Satan goes into a bar and asks for a beer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 12, 2013, 08:46:51 pm
Proof That Alcohol is Evil!

Jesus enters a few minutes later and sits down with Satan. They proceed to have a perfectly friendly conversation and agree to disagree about their many issues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 13, 2013, 05:28:54 am
Proof That Alcohol is Evil!

Jesus enters a few minutes later and sits down with Satan. They proceed to have a perfectly friendly conversation and agree to disagree about their many issues.
Jesus Wins Argument with Satan!

A Priest, a Rabbi, a Satanic Reverend and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down, have drinks, are good friends, and do not discuss religion or politics. They are all charitable, volunteer firefighters, Neighborhood Watch members and volunteer at a no-kill animal shelter.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 13, 2013, 01:28:30 pm
Good Christian Tries To Save Lost Souls!

The Fox News team comes out and admits that every crisis they feel is important enough to put in capital letters and punctuate with exclamation marks is bullshit.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 13, 2013, 07:36:40 pm
Good Christian Tries To Save Lost Souls!

The Fox News team comes out and admits that every crisis they feel is important enough to put in capital letters and punctuate with exclamation marks is bullshit.
NEW BULLSHIT IN NEWS!!!!!! REPORT AT 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News adopts a staff kitten.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 14, 2013, 12:34:30 am
Heroic and Dead Sexy Political Commentors Save Adorable Kitten from Liberal Animal Cruelty Camps

Bill O'Riely steps on a four sided die barefoot
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2013, 01:18:27 am
O'Reilly Escapes Painful Liberal Trap!

When Republicans finally manage to completely defund Planned Parenthood, deaths from breast cancer and pregnancy complications go up 80%.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 14, 2013, 05:03:52 am
Liberal Anti-Woman Conspiracy Revealed!

Other conservative policies result in the infant, child, and maternal mortality rates returning to those of the American Revolution.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 14, 2013, 06:44:05 am
America slowly returning to Godly pre-civil war days.

Glenn Beck "goes Galt" and takes what he considers to be "the brightest minds of America" with him(ie. all conservative pundits) to the mountains. Because the GOP no longer has anyone to spout their bullship their poll numbers go down and within a year USA has become a liberal utopia led by the Democrats and the Green Party.

Meanwhile Beck&Gang die of dysentry in the mountains, but that's not important.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 14, 2013, 07:23:17 am
America slowly returning to Godly pre-civil war days.

Glenn Beck "goes Galt" and takes what he considers to be "the brightest minds of America" with him(ie. all conservative pundits) to the mountains. Because the GOP no longer has anyone to spout their bullship their poll numbers go down and within a year USA has become a liberal utopia led by the Democrats and the Green Party.

Meanwhile Beck&Gang die of dysentry in the mountains, but that's not important.
Fox News To Close

The "Max Headroom" incident happens anew, with Fox being the target, and it hitting the entire nation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 15, 2013, 01:19:31 pm
Satanists hijack our signal! DEATH TO THEM! DEATH!
 
Shockwave takes over Fox News with a alliance of Lex Luthor, Lord Vyce and Satan.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 16, 2013, 02:32:44 pm
New, Strong Management At Fox News

A human rights organization tries to help victims of human trafficking by printing messages on maxi pads.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 16, 2013, 04:37:11 pm
Evil human rights activists infringe on YOUR rights to a prositute!

Shockwave experiments on one of the female anchors using a shock prod.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 16, 2013, 08:03:53 pm
Evil human rights activists infringe on YOUR rights to a prositute!

Shockwave experiments on one of the female anchors using a shock prod.
Employer Does Shocking New Experiments

Fox News magically can only speak in British English, and has British accents.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 17, 2013, 10:25:55 am
We're having a bit of technical problems, chaps!

Shockwave forces the anchors into robotic suits FOR SCIENCE!
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 17, 2013, 10:32:22 am
We're having a bit of technical problems, chaps!

Shockwave forces the anchors into robotic suits FOR SCIENCE!
Mad Machine Makes Maniacal Mechanized Monstrosity

Fox News is shut down by the FCC due to truth in advertising laws (over Fair and Balanced).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 17, 2013, 11:33:14 am
Unlogical decisions made by the FCC. Terminate them.

Shockwave proceeds to use the FCC as fuel for Pink Alchemy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 19, 2013, 04:37:45 pm
New Fox management has strong leadership style!

Mississippi passes a law making it a crime to be born with a vagina.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 04:31:31 am
New Fox management has strong leadership style!

Mississippi passes a law making it a crime to be born with a vagina.
Mississippi Outlaws Heterosexuality!

Fox News discovers FSTDT.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 20, 2013, 01:42:22 pm
ATHEIST MUSLIM COMMIE PINKOS BRAINWASHING YOUR CHILDREN! WAAARGHBL!

Georgia passes a law requiring teachers to lead their classes in prayer. The ACLU is soon flooded by complaints from parents of children who are being led in prayers from religions other than Christianity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 20, 2013, 02:23:27 pm
EVIL ACLU TAKING OVER OUR SCHOOLS AND DENYING OUR RIGHTS!

Optimus Prime takes over the broadcast to condemn Georgia and make the anchors give him their faces.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 08:34:23 pm
Fox News Dead

Kitten zombies attack Fox.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 20, 2013, 09:39:18 pm
Satanic evil cats maul the poor anchors. Please donate to their hospital funds!

Obama comes on the show to debate the newly-recovered anchors.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 20, 2013, 10:04:47 pm
Government Invasion!

FDR declares war on Japan after Pearl Harbor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 20, 2013, 10:25:48 pm
Pearl Harbor: What did FDR Know?

A twelve-year-old genius is appointed a state alchemist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 20, 2013, 10:30:27 pm
Rampant child endangerment via dangerous science! Sounds good to us.

Fox News conducts secret necromancy experiments with the corpse of Martin Luther King.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 21, 2013, 01:15:55 am
Doctor King Returns, Renounces His Old Views, Says Blacks Should Serve Whites

Fox News puts a fox in charge of headlines.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 21, 2013, 07:34:27 am
Doctor King Returns, Renounces His Old Views, Says Blacks Should Serve Whites

Fox News puts a fox in charge of headlines.

Fox News: All Natural Expertise!

Fox turns out to be Reynardine from Gunnerkrigg Court, who proceeds to body-swap with all the other anchors.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 21, 2013, 04:03:50 pm
Our bodies are being taken over by a evil liberal mind control fox!

Fox News begins work on a team of five robot angels that combine into Mecha-God in a attempt to destroy the Democratic Party.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 21, 2013, 04:06:10 pm
God Is On Our Side, Because We Built Him!

Skyscraper-sized monsters rise from the Pacific Ocean and begin attacking cities. The first one destroyed is San Francisco.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 21, 2013, 04:22:30 pm
THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THE GAYS!

Mecha-God is summarily smacked into the Statue Liberty by one of the monsters.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 21, 2013, 08:00:05 pm
THE WRATH OF GOD IS UPON THE GAYS!

Mecha-God is summarily smacked into the Statue of Liberty by one of the monsters.
Communazi Atheist Pagan Muslim Monsters Destroy Statue!!!!

The Time Lords return.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 22, 2013, 07:24:07 am
THE EARTH WILL BE BURNING! THE COMMIES HAVE WON!

The Doctor kicks Gallifrey back into the time lock and heads onto Fox News to verbally beat them down.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: aebars on July 22, 2013, 07:44:32 am
Illegal alien harasses conservatives.

A Republican president eradicates all industrial regulations, minimum wage laws, environmental laws and trade unions. As a result, capitalism reverts to functioning as it did during the 19th century; with death-trap factories replete with dangerous machinery and chemicals, child labor, people working 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year for wages of $1 dollar a week, major cities so thick with pollution you can't see your hand in front of your face, hired thugs beating up strikers, meat stuffed with sawdust and dead rats, women having to have sex with their bosses as a term of employment, company towns and employers telling employees who they must vote for.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Vypernight on July 22, 2013, 08:17:04 am
Illegal alien harasses conservatives.

A Republican president eradicates all industrial regulations, minimum wage laws, environmental laws and trade unions. As a result, capitalism reverts to functioning as it did during the 19th century; with death-trap factories replete with dangerous machinery and chemicals, child labor, people working 18 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year for wages of $1 dollar a week, major cities so thick with pollution you can't see your hand in front of your face, hired thugs beating up strikers, meat stuffed with sawdust and dead rats, women having to have sex with their bosses as a term of employment, company towns and employers telling employees who they must vote for.

Democrats invade Republican Party.  Tea Party new official Conservative party.

Democratic president drops unemployment to 1%, improves economy 100%, eradicates debt, and lowers taxes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 22, 2013, 08:35:14 am
Commie Sets Country On Road To Ruin!

Martians invade. Their first act is to incinerate Congress.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 22, 2013, 09:43:31 am
Our alien saviors have arrived! Praise the lord.

The Aliens deploy a giant monster to destroy Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 22, 2013, 11:36:40 am
Illegal Aliens Attack

Science is outlawed
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 22, 2013, 01:58:18 pm
Science is banned! Civilization has begun to degenerate! Cults rising up!

The Autobots retreat to Earth's orbit to wait out the long apocalyptic wars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 22, 2013, 04:19:07 pm
Autobots Abandon Sentient Organic Life!

Mister Rogers rises from the grave and tells WBC that even though it was extremely douche-y of them to protest his funeral, he forgives them, and goes back to his grave.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 22, 2013, 05:29:13 pm
Evil liberal accosts true patriots with such silly things as morals! Such heroic nonsense!

Barack Obama takes on the armor of Iron Man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 22, 2013, 10:27:03 pm
Dictator-in-Chief Undermines Private Citizens Rights to Own Weapons of Mass Destruction

When Captain America throws his mighty shield, Fox News yields.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 22, 2013, 10:58:23 pm
Captain America, or Captain Communist?

The mighty Thor saves the world from an invasion of frost giants, but becomes angry when evangelists try to convert him to Christianity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 23, 2013, 01:37:37 am
Illegal Alien Pretends To Be God

Loki makes Fox News kneel.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 23, 2013, 10:32:39 am
Evil Satanic Alien tries to make True Patriots kneel!

Loki kills one of the anchors for their insolence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 23, 2013, 10:42:44 am
All Hail Loki, So He Doesn't Kill Us!

The Avengers attack Loki.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 23, 2013, 11:11:42 am
Superhero Registration Act sorely needed!

Optimus Prime returns to earth with a Green Lantern ring after a trip to Mogo.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 23, 2013, 11:33:54 am
Alien Space Soldier-Cop-Robot Attacks Earth!

Fox does a report on female sexuality.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 23, 2013, 03:21:12 pm
Sluts: Where They Are, What They Look Like, Where to Find Them, and What You Can Get Away With Doing to Them!

Fox newscasters watch Babar.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 23, 2013, 04:58:54 pm
Hollywood Pushes Hinduism!

Scientists at the University of Kansas manage to create coherent waves of grain, which soon leads to the invention of a devastating yet majestic grain laser. Kansas proceeds to destroy Iowa.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 23, 2013, 05:15:44 pm
Civil War 2!!!!!

Fox News watches the Urban Gothic episode Vampirology, and thinks it is real.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 23, 2013, 05:28:07 pm
Satan launches demonic invasion!!!

Televangelist admits he's gay and can no longer oppose homosexuality.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 23, 2013, 06:13:23 pm
Gay Agenda Attacks Christianity

Meteor Shower seen over Hawaii
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 23, 2013, 06:38:22 pm
Satan launches demonic invasion!!!

Televangelist admits he's gay and can no longer oppose homosexuality.
Televangelist Possessed By Satan!

Satan comes on the station to congratulate them for everything they do.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 24, 2013, 04:48:23 pm
Angel Supports Fox News!

Satan laughs, and says that he's kidding, he's actually here to collect their souls, as Phil from accounting is about to start shooting up the building.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 25, 2013, 04:23:57 pm
Liberal Egg Head in Legal With Prince of Darkness

Horse gives birth to dog, sending biologists into confusion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 25, 2013, 04:28:48 pm
The True Results Of Evil Stem-Cell Research!!!

Fox News reports on a study that finds a person's IQ is inversely correlated to the number of exclamation points they regularly use.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 25, 2013, 07:52:00 pm
Proof that we know what we're talking about!!!!!!!!!

Unicron appears above Fox News HQ.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ThunderWulf on July 25, 2013, 08:32:02 pm
Unicorns Proven in the Bible.

Death metal becomes the most prominent form of music worldwide.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 25, 2013, 08:43:51 pm
Satan's music takes over the airwaves



The headline writer finds a Black Lantern ring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on July 26, 2013, 11:34:35 am
Is a Zombie Apocalypse REALLY As Terrible as Liberals Claim?

Someone pisses in Bill O'Reilly's Cheerios
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 26, 2013, 06:02:57 pm
Liberals Try To Poison Brilliant Conservative Commentator!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News does a report on child pornography. Due to a technical error, they end up broadcasting 12 minutes of uncensored child porn right in the middle of their prime-time newscast, when children are most likely to see it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 26, 2013, 08:37:11 pm
Liberals Try To Poison Brilliant Conservative Commentator!!!!!!!!!!

Fox News does a report on child pornography. Due to a technical error, they end up broadcasting 12 minutes of uncensored child porn right in the middle of their prime-time newscast, when children are most likely to see it.
Fox News Gives Viewers What They Want

Fox News, facing legal charges, gets child porn legalized to not get charged.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on July 26, 2013, 10:23:17 pm
Fox Defends Freedom of Speech!

Various child welfare organizations get the laws repealed.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 26, 2013, 10:26:40 pm
Fox Defends Freedom of Speech!

Various child welfare organizations get the laws repealed.
Organizations Ban Love!

Fox News revealed to be primary source of all child porn.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 27, 2013, 03:42:16 am
Fox News: Touching The Lives Of Children Everywhere!

On top of that, it is revealed that 90% of Fox News employees engage in bestiality.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: zupper on July 27, 2013, 09:00:44 am
Fox News cares for animals.

New mandatory drug tests for politicans put 90% of republicans to jail.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 27, 2013, 12:25:30 pm
Fox News cares for animals.

New mandatory drug tests for politicans put 90% of republicans to jail.
Law Discrimination!

New mandatory drug tests put 90% of everyone in jail.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 10:51:38 am
Taking the fight to the Jews Hippies Blacks Liberals!


Fox news anchors implicated in a child-kidnapping ring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 11:02:56 am
Taking the fight to the Jews Hippies Blacks Liberals!


Fox news anchors implicated in a child-kidnapping ring.
Fox Takes Care of Kids

Fox News anchors implicated in a child-slavery ring.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2013, 11:53:43 am
Fox Provides Shelter, Education and Job Training In Exchange For A Few Chores!

When the next revolution hits, Republicans who did nothing but oppose Obama are the first against the wall.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 02:47:26 pm
Scream, our minions! SCREAM!

Christians take over the government, creating a dystopia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 28, 2013, 06:50:52 pm
Scream, our minions! SCREAM!

Christians take over the government, creating a dystopia.
Nation Now More Biblical Than Ever

Atheists take over the nation, cure all disease, easily take over the world via fixing the economy and then some, colonize space, make everyone employed and end all suffering and crime.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: MadmanJohnson on July 28, 2013, 07:13:50 pm
THOUGHT POLICE!

Obama builds three giant robots that combine into the mighty Uncle S.A.M(Stealth Attack Mech)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 31, 2013, 02:47:08 pm
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on July 31, 2013, 02:53:01 pm
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
Europe Declares War!

Kittenpiles begin appearing at Fox.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 08:56:17 pm
Obama Reveals Plan To Take Over World

The International Criminal Court conducts a review of the trial of Jesus Christ, and finds that the Romans acted properly, and that Jesus was indeed guilty.
Europe Declares War!

Kittenpiles begin appearing at Fox.
Liberals Attempt to- Ohh, Who's a Cute Little Kitty? That's Right, You Are! Goochie-Goochie-goo~!

Obama sneezes in public.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 31, 2013, 09:15:49 pm
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on July 31, 2013, 10:43:41 pm
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
Rush Limbaugh Bravely Defends Nation, Neutralizes Twenty Suspected Terrorists
A fourteen-year-old rape victim makes a video attacking the misogynistic, victim-blaming laws in her state and it goes viral.
(Too depressing?) 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 31, 2013, 11:30:12 pm
Obama Behind Biological Attack!!!!!!!

Rush Limbaugh farts at a barbecue; the fumes kill twenty.
Rush Limbaugh Bravely Defends Nation, Neutralizes Twenty Suspected Terrorists
A fourteen-year-old rape victim makes a video attacking the misogynistic, victim-blaming laws in her state and it goes viral.
(Too depressing?)

Ugly Whore Tries To Defend Her Slutty Behavior

Said girl's father, who is a redneck conservative, blows off Glenn Beck's head in retaliation for the above headline.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Crystal-King on August 01, 2013, 01:13:15 am
Liberal Trickster Assassinates American Icon

None attend Beck's funeral; grave listed as public restroom by state and local officials.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 01:50:17 am
Government S***s On Brave Patriot!!!!!

Soldiers who were killed in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars Bush started begin rising from the grave and demanding the right to vote, swearing to vote for whoever promises to end the wars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 01, 2013, 01:50:23 am
Liberal Trickster Assassinates American Icon

None attend Beck's funeral; grave listed as public restroom by state and local officials.

Liberal State Hushes Up Anti-Conservative Assassination

Egyptian forces fire on pro-Morsi supporters, leaving dozens dead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 01, 2013, 02:18:31 am
Muzzies Killing Muzzies - All Is Well!

The Republic of the Maldives, an island nation that faces a serious threat to its existence from rising sea levels, deploys an orbital kinetic weapons system and devastates China. They warn the US that if we do not keep our emissions down, we will be next.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 02:23:05 am
Terrorists Threaten American Way Of Life!!!!

Soldiers who were killed in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars Bush started begin rising from the grave and demanding the right to vote, swearing to vote for whoever promises to end the wars.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 01, 2013, 04:34:33 pm
Terrorists Threaten American Way Of Life!!!!

Soldiers who were killed in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars Bush started begin rising from the grave and demanding the right to vote, swearing to vote for whoever promises to end the wars.
Liberal Zombie Apocalypse!! Thank Jeebus for Gun-Toting REAL AMERICANS!!!
A gay sex tape featuring Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, and Dick Cheney comes to light.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 01, 2013, 05:12:25 pm
Homosexuals Use Witchcraft To Corrupt Righteous American Heroes!

At a charity fundraiser event, George W. Bush and Al Gore perform a mock debate, with each one playing a parody of the other.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 01, 2013, 06:39:56 pm
Homosexuals Use Witchcraft To Corrupt Righteous American Heroes!

At a charity fundraiser event, George W. Bush and Al Gore perform a mock debate, with each one playing a parody of the other.
Republicans Have Good Sense Of Humor

Bill O'Reilly meets Lordi.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2013, 09:02:28 pm
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 01, 2013, 09:13:02 pm
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
Demon-Possessed Witches Humiliate Prominent Fox News Host

Rick Santorum finds that picture somebody made a while back of his portrait as a gay porn mosaic, gets caught fapping with it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 03:10:04 am
Bold Conservative Commentator Casts Out Demons!!!!!

Lordi turn out to be polite, well-spoken, intelligent and able to debate circles around O'Reilly.
Demon-Possessed Witches Humiliate Prominent Fox News Host

Rick Santorum finds that picture somebody made a while back of his portrait as a gay porn mosaic, gets caught fapping with it.
Santorum Caught With Pants Down

God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on August 02, 2013, 03:30:34 pm
God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.

God shows His Love for Fox News!

The sperm fertilizes Fox News, creating some kind of news-fetus.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 02, 2013, 11:05:05 pm
God orgasms all over Fox News, covering it in God-sperm.

God shows His Love for Fox News!

The sperm fertilizes Fox News, creating some kind of news-fetus.
Liberal Media Tries To Abort News Baby!

The News-Fetus is born.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 07, 2013, 03:27:09 pm
The Messiah Is Born!

GOP Presidential candidate says that "we need to destroy the middle class"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 07, 2013, 07:56:30 pm
GOP: "Tax Cuts Guaranteed To Make Everyone Rich!"

Dick Cheney comes out and admits that he is responsible for 9/11, having been financing and pulling Bin Laden's strings the whole time. The raid to kill Bin Laden was to keep him from talking once he'd outlived his usefulness as a boogeyman.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 07, 2013, 09:23:57 pm
GOP: "Tax Cuts Guaranteed To Make Everyone Rich!"

Dick Cheney comes out and admits that he is responsible for 9/11, having been financing and pulling Bin Laden's strings the whole time. The raid to kill Bin Laden was to keep him from talking once he'd outlived his usefulness as a boogeyman.

Fox Proved Right: Dick Cheney Was The Enemy

The previous GOP candidate clarifies that his plan is to knock the middle class back down to near-poverty.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 02:23:20 am
Laborers To Work Harder!

All GOP members are discovered to have to eat a kitten to join.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 11, 2013, 02:57:56 am
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 11, 2013, 03:05:33 am
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
Republicans Prevent Children From Suffering In The World

Republicans are shown to have to eat their own parents alive to join.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on August 12, 2013, 10:25:29 pm
Republicans Really ARE The Best At Eating Pussy!

Republicans are shown to be required to eat their own baby alive in order to join.
Republicans Prevent Children From Suffering In The World

Republicans are shown to have to eat their own parents alive to join.

Republicans Reduce Wasteful Spending on Senior Citizens

Too many eggs fall on everyone.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: clockworkgirl21 on August 18, 2013, 04:07:12 pm
GOP gives food to the homeless.

GOP member caught burning a Bible.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 18, 2013, 04:15:42 pm
GOP gives food to the homeless.

GOP member caught burning a Bible.
GOP Member destroys vandalized holy book.

GOP member caught shitting on a Bible.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 25, 2013, 04:42:47 pm
GOP member deals with demonic possession! Is Obama in league with Satan!

GOP leaders announce plans to classify the Constitution and all US law, making it illegal for ordinary citizens to know the law.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 25, 2013, 10:25:46 pm
GOP Tough On Security!

GOP candidate for the next Presidential election is clinically psychotic.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 27, 2013, 02:29:20 am
GOP Candidate Overcomes Illness

GOP candidate is mentally retarded to the point of not forming sentences due to incest since the founding fathers' times.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 28, 2013, 02:31:46 pm
New Republican Candidate Supports Family Values... We Think

The director of the RNC states that "If the Republican Party is to survive, America must be destroyed"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 28, 2013, 02:42:32 pm
RNC: America Needs an Overhaul

The director of the RNC builds GLaDOS to run for president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 28, 2013, 03:16:03 pm
GOP Invests In New Technology!

GLaDOS floods the Republican National Convention with a deadly neurotoxin.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on August 28, 2013, 04:56:54 pm
GOP Invests In New Technology!

GLaDOS floods the Republican National Convention with a deadly neurotoxin.

Surprise Terrorist Preparedness Test Successful!

GLaDOS invents her own party after destroying the GOP. Her party is largely successful, and all candidates must now submit to Aperture testing to qualify.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 28, 2013, 06:16:51 pm
Third Party Victory

GLaDOS takes over the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 28, 2013, 06:39:37 pm
All Hail Our Machine Overlady!

After the "gay gene" is discovered, Republicans attempt to pass a law requiring all pregnancies of fetuses carrying that gene be aborted.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on August 28, 2013, 07:33:04 pm
All Hail Our Machine Overlady!

After the "gay gene" is discovered, Republicans attempt to pass a law requiring all pregnancies of fetuses carrying that gene be aborted.

Republicans not Afraid of Hard Decisions

Republicans solve the gender pay gap... by slashing male wages.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 31, 2013, 02:47:59 am
Republicans fight for gender equality!

Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh kill each other in a duel over who is the true voice of conservatism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 15, 2013, 03:34:37 am
Liberal mind control scheme causes conservative deaths.

Michell Obama suggests that children should breathe oxygen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on September 15, 2013, 11:54:02 pm
Liberal mind control scheme causes conservative deaths.

Michell Obama suggests that children should breathe oxygen.

Obamas Trying to Kill Children through Oxygen Toxicity!

Republicans actually kill children through oxygen toxicity.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 28, 2013, 09:39:51 pm
Republicans Prove Dangers Of Michelle Obama's Plans!

The Communist Party wins the Presidency
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on September 28, 2013, 11:25:33 pm
The communist take over America we're all fucked!


The Communist party not only fixes the economy they also legalize gay marriage in all 50 states, Legalize Pot and other recreational drugs , implement a health care system to rival Switzerlands and revamps the U.S education system and raises the pay of teachers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 29, 2013, 02:01:20 am
The communist take over America we're all fucked!


The Communist party not only fixes the economy they also legalize gay marriage in all 50 states, Legalize Pot and other recreational drugs , implement a health care system to rival Switzerlands and revamps the U.S education system and raises the pay of teachers.

Communists Destroy America!

Republican extremists plot to literally destroy America, building a bomb that would wipe out the continent. However, they are soon exposed. Despite widespread public anger, the Communist government refuses to persecute Republicans. In the words of Premier Al Franken, "Every American has the right to be a Republican"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 03, 2013, 09:45:22 am
Them commies don't have the balls to stop us!

A series of letters is found that reveal George Washington was actually female, and had been presenting as male for most of his/her adult life. Washington's remains are examined and confirm this.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Indikins on October 12, 2013, 09:39:18 pm
Liberal Democrat Founding "Father" Proven To Be Founding "Tranny"!

(I felt horribly filthy just typing that.)

It is discovered that all conservatives are actually reptilians in human disguises.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Patches on October 12, 2013, 10:05:02 pm
Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Gay Ronald Reagan sex tape surfaces.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mythbuster43 on October 12, 2013, 10:34:57 pm
Ronald Reagan shows his manliness by being on the top.

Michelle Bachmann admits that she "may have stretched the truth a bit" on ObamaCare.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on October 13, 2013, 12:56:44 am
Bachmann's Honesty Refreshing After Years Of Liberal Lies.

The Affordable Care Act is revealed to be the innovation that convinces the enlightened community of benevolent aliens that humanity is mature enough to join the rest of intergalactic society.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Indikins on October 13, 2013, 03:11:19 am
Republicans Wisely Hold Off ACA Until Humanity Ready For Alien Contact

The Egyptian gods reveal themselves to exist and reveal that only Egyptians go to a pleasant afterlife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 24, 2013, 03:06:48 am
Satan Attempts To Deceive Us

Rick Perry declares that "raping your daughters is the duty of every father"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on October 24, 2013, 10:07:47 am
Rick Perry encourages father/daughter relationships to become more intimate.

Ironbite-Megatron is nominated for US Senate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 24, 2013, 02:22:24 pm
Senate candidate has strong military background!

Senator Megatron announces he is running for President. Democrats object that he was not born in the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on October 24, 2013, 04:59:22 pm
Senate candidate has strong military background!

Senator Megatron announces he is running for President. Democrats object that he was not born in the United States.

Liberals are the REAL Racists!

Megatron wins, Starscream is VP.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 24, 2013, 05:45:40 pm
Strong Leadership For America

Vice President Starscream launches a coup in the middle of Megatron's inaugural speech. Optimus Prime is quoted as saying he "totally saw that one coming".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on October 25, 2013, 02:10:04 am
Strong Leadership For America

Vice President Starscream launches a coup in the middle of Megatron's inaugural speech. Optimus Prime is quoted as saying he "totally saw that one coming".

Foreign Takeover of America: How much did Optimus Prime know?

The Autobots defeat Starscream, and he's booted from office on grounds he's not a citizen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 25, 2013, 03:37:39 am
Alien Robots Take Over America!

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on October 25, 2013, 10:35:23 pm
Alien Robots Take Over America!

Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach.

Woman Seduces Unsuspecting Turtle

Princess Peach rescues herself for once.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 26, 2013, 05:27:37 pm
Slut Probably Fucked Her Way Out

A very angry Luigi jumps on and crushes Rupert Murdoch for insulting his sister-in-law.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 17, 2013, 01:35:40 pm
Italian terrorist assassinates great businessman.

Megachurch pastor delivers sermon that is the exact same as an Al-Qaida rallying speech, just with "Bible", "God", and "Jesus" substituted for "Quran", "Allah", and "Muhammad".
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 18, 2013, 10:25:52 am
Pastor Stands Up For Religious Liberty!

Christian extremist assassinates Pat Robertson for not being hateful enough.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sixth Monarchist on December 28, 2013, 07:23:02 am
Pat Robertson: A Martyr for Real America

Ylvis are inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. WHAT DOES FOX NEWS SAY?
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 28, 2013, 07:26:17 pm
SATANIC MUSIC ARGHABABBLE

An earthquake sinks every part of the United States east of the Mississippi.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 28, 2013, 07:50:18 pm
College Liberal Elite Get What's Coming To Them!

Superman appears before Congress and tell them they have twelve hours to reach a viable strategy for getting the economy back on track, or he'll do it for them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 29, 2013, 10:28:45 am
Terrorist Holds America Hostage

The conservative celebration over losing the eastern half of the country is cut short when they realize that most of their political leadership is from east of the Mississippi, while the Democrats still have Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) and Patty Murray (D-WA).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 29, 2013, 03:10:24 pm
Well, At Least We Still Have Texas

Robin Hood robs from the rich and gives to the poor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 29, 2013, 10:55:38 pm
Dangerous Communist Terrorist Hiding in Sherwood Forest


Chicken holds a press conference to explain why it crossed the road
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 04, 2014, 10:39:04 pm
Why Did The Chicken Lie?

Scientists invent working cybernetic limbs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on January 04, 2014, 10:45:39 pm
Has Science gone too far!


The events of Deus Ex: Human Revolution happen.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on January 04, 2014, 10:48:06 pm
Why Did The Chicken Lie?

Scientists invent working cybernetic limbs.
Democrats Planning to Bring About Cyborg Apocalypse

Obama is seen playing Pokemon.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 05, 2014, 05:19:45 am
Obama Advocates Child Endangerment And Animal Fighting For Sport

Mumford and Sons comes out with another album of genuinely uplifting non-religious music.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 21, 2014, 07:23:44 pm
Atheist gay secular humanist Muslim band tries to corrupt our youth!

A volcano erupts directly beneath the 2016 Republican Convention during the nominee's acceptance speech. Nearly everyone is killed, decapitating the GOP leadership (and killing all of Fox's senior correspondents).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on January 21, 2014, 09:39:52 pm
WORST TRAGEDY IN THE HISTORY OF EVER HAPPENS!!!!!!!

Commander Shepard saves the galaxy, jokingly asks why s/he hasn't been promoted.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 24, 2014, 07:18:03 pm
(going with FemShep for this one)

Entiltled bitch attempting to usurp Bible-based male leadership.

The surviving members of the GOP nominate a fundamentalist baptist pastor whose main issues are promoting religion and "family values". His name is Dick Gaylord.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 12, 2014, 06:18:14 pm
GOP holds fast to family values!

Dick Gaylord is inevitably found having sex with a rent boy who is not his wife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on February 12, 2014, 06:22:49 pm
GOP holds fast to family values!

Dick Gaylord is inevitably found having sex with a rent boy who is not his wife.
Dick Gaylord forced into sex by a depraved sodomite!

Hotel maid claims to have witnessed Gaylord returning to his room with a male stripper and a baggie of cocaine.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 13, 2014, 12:11:39 am
Democrats probably paid off working-class lying whore to discredit candidate.

Mars rover finds large deposits of crude oil exactly 2 seconds after Republicans vote to completely defund NASA.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 12:52:42 am
Congress Declares War on Mars!

Mars One Mission gets funded and frontlined 14 years ahead of schedule.
"But-but-but it'll cost like $2,000,000 per barrel to get it back to Earth" says Elon Musk.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 13, 2014, 01:10:30 am
Price of Oil Skyrockets! Are Democrats To Blame?

Scientists successfully clone dinosaurs and attempt to open a zoo where people can see them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: mellenORL on February 13, 2014, 12:10:00 pm
Ken Ham buys baby dinosaurs from bankrupt Genentech's PaleoZoo for The Creation Museum's new "Eden: Live in 3D!" exhibit.

PETA stages a Free the Dinos protest outside the Creation Museum.



Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 13, 2014, 02:26:27 pm
Crazy Activists Hate God, Deny Evidence of Creation.

Exxon-Mobil attempts to bribe NASA officials to get exclusive access to the Martian oil deposits.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 14, 2014, 02:05:12 pm
American Entrepreneur Tries To Break Government Monopoly

Ken Ham is eaten by a T-Rex at the Creation Museum
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 14, 2014, 04:50:33 pm
God Calls Faithful Servant Home. Nation In Mourning.

The Rapture occurs, but not a single person who actually subscribed to rapture theology is taken.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 14, 2014, 06:29:14 pm
Satan tries to fake the Rapture!

The Fox News Headline Writer gives birth to the Antichrist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 14, 2014, 07:24:59 pm
All is lost I have failed man kind *commits suicide*


The antichrist turns out to be Jesus's half brother who god disowned cause he was gay.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: JackBauer on February 22, 2014, 12:09:58 am
The truth about Mohammed finally revealed!

Ken Ham appears on 'Dancing With The Stars' - and wins.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on June 06, 2014, 07:55:10 pm
Our eyes, our beautiful eyes.

Through a carefully concocted plan, Robert Heinlein builds himself a suit of Marauder Powered Armor in order to wage war on non-nudists. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on June 07, 2014, 11:35:44 am
The Beast from Revelation is identified at last.

Aliens politely ask Earth to stop trying to contact them; we are an embarrassment to the rest of the universe.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on June 07, 2014, 11:58:00 am
Aliens agree to stop anal probing american citizens in exchange for Jebus.

Manowar, He-Man, Iron Maiden ,Baron Karza and Black Sabbath form a supergroup in order to combat the forces of One Direction, with much innuendo thrown about by He-Man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 14, 2014, 05:11:24 pm
SATANIC METAL MUSIC WHARRRGARBLLLL!

Scientists discover a new form of life in a jar of peanut butter (http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Peanut_Butter_Argument).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on June 14, 2014, 05:23:48 pm
Evolution a lie!!



TV Tropes becomes sentient.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 14, 2014, 05:46:10 pm
THE BEAST HAS RISEN THE BEAST HAS RISEN

The FNHW becomes sentient.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on June 14, 2014, 05:52:51 pm
THE BEAST HAS RISEN THE BEAST HAS RISEN

The FNHW becomes sentient.

The Fidelity National Home Warranty has become sentient; Dems are mysteriously silent on the matter

Odin does his Wild Hunt and hunts down every last white supremacist, with extreme prejudice.  The white supremacists who claim Odin as their patron god are the first ones to die in horrible ways.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on June 14, 2014, 09:57:47 pm
Liberal Pagans Go on Rampage!

Arceus appears and has a crush on Obama.
Obama does not reciprocate.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 15, 2014, 03:14:42 pm
Obama is a monster!

The Fox News Headline Writer develops sentience.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 17, 2014, 08:45:22 pm
"My God...What Have I Done?"

God drops a meteor on Westboro Baptist Church. Attached is a note saying, "Gays deserve equal rights. Sincerely, God"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 17, 2014, 08:47:29 pm
"My God...What Have I Done?"

God drops a meteor on Westboro Baptist Church. Attached is a note saying, "Gays deserve equal rights. Sincerely, God"

GAY AGENDA DESTROYS CHURCH, OBAMA PROBABLY INVOLVED

A rambling Glenn Beck disproves the existence of Fox News. At that moment, the Fox News building vanishes, although its employees do not. Oh, and the Fox News Headline Writer was on the 57th floor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on June 18, 2014, 03:01:04 am
Glenn Beck confirmed as Angelic Order being. Oh, and I'm probably going to die.

Jacen Solo confirmed as President of Galactic Alliance.
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on June 18, 2014, 02:42:32 pm
All Hail the New Emperor!

The Solo twins are proven to be the result of a drunken one-night-stand between Luke and Leia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on June 19, 2014, 09:58:54 pm
Emperor Comes From A Loving Family

The Fox News Headline Writer's boss calls him into the office.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: dpareja on July 07, 2014, 05:18:36 pm
So this has to do with FOX News, here's how diverse their anchors are.

(http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/awrwwKB_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 07, 2014, 05:23:54 pm
It looks like the same woman 9 times with slightly different makeup and hairstyles.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on July 07, 2014, 09:38:56 pm
Emperor Comes From A Loving Family

The Fox News Headline Writer's boss calls him into the office.

Hardworking American gets a fired because of Obamacare.

Everyone everywhere gets equal rights.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 07, 2014, 09:43:09 pm
Everyone everywhere gets equal rights.

White Christians, watch out - You are now second class citizens!

Palin gets trampled to death by a moose.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 07, 2014, 09:50:09 pm
Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.


After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 07, 2014, 09:55:40 pm
Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.

Wait, I thought Fox News loved Palin?

Quote
After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.

Liberal Idiots lose debate to animal stand-in for Bill O'Reilly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 08, 2014, 12:58:44 am
Heroic Wildlife finishes off ravening marauder, leading to a glorious celebration.

Wait, I thought Fox News loved Palin?

Quote
After a clerical error in the office, a sloth becomes the new Bill O'Reilly.

Liberal Idiots lose debate to animal stand-in for Bill O'Reilly.
By this point, Palin is a laughingstock to even Faux.


The Sloth chimps out after being told to get out of the tree and work, leading to it heading to MSNBC. Bill is bitten by a radioactive sloth and is a sloth-man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 08, 2014, 02:24:19 am
"The Sloth chimps out after being told to get out of the tree and work, leading to it heading to MSNBC. Bill is bitten by a radioactive sloth and is a sloth-man."

Liberals plant radioactive animal to infect O'Reilly after being humiliated at the Presidential Debate.

Scenario:
The Nazi Party starts backing the Republican party, complimenting them for their actions towards promoting the Nazi ideal of the Aryan race ruling over inferior races.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2014, 09:45:13 am
Republican Party Popular With Values Voters!

A transmission from space is decoded and turns out to be a message from aliens. They say they refuse to have any further contact with us until at least 200 years after we evolve the empathy and good sense to shut Faux Noise down. And yes, they call it Faux Noise.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on July 08, 2014, 06:15:43 pm
Fox News prevents alien invasion!

(in reference to the picture above) A black man applies for a job as a Fox News anchor. He is much more qualified for the position than anyone else applying.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on July 08, 2014, 06:18:56 pm
Affirmitave action costs white people jobs.

Thor appears, caves in Republican leadership's heads with Mjölnir.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 08, 2014, 06:48:03 pm
Alien Posing As Demon Murders Country's Only Hope!

Satan appears on TV thanking Fox News and other right-wing organizations for spreading his word of hate and violence.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Sigmaleph on July 08, 2014, 06:52:22 pm
Satan's Latest Trick: Proof That He is Working For the Liberals

God comes down from Heaven, says that Satan really is quite fond of Fox News and asks them to shape up.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 13, 2014, 06:36:36 pm
G-d blesses Fox News! All other news outlets are obviously wrong!

A Concrete Donkey falls onto Rupert Murdoch
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 13, 2014, 07:40:21 pm
G-d blesses Fox News! All other news outlets are obviously wrong!

A Concrete Donkey falls onto Rupert Murdoch

Democrats assassinate job creator!  Their hypocrisy revealed!

Science proves that all gods exist but the Abrahamic God(s).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on July 13, 2014, 07:44:14 pm
More lies from leading scientists.

Statistics show the world unequivocally becoming a better place as discrimination decreases, and that liberals lead better, happier lives than conservatives. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 13, 2014, 08:04:35 pm
Suffering Builds Character!

Glenn Beck is caught having an affair with the Fox News Headline Writer, who is also Rupert Murdoch's wife.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 13, 2014, 10:04:49 pm
In other news, a mysterious masked man beat up Mr. Beck while yelling "Get away from her, you bitch!" News at 11.

The Iron Giant joins MSNBC's cast of lively characters, hitting it off with the sloth while planning to replace Nancy Grace over at HLN.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 13, 2014, 10:31:34 pm
MSNBC Consorts With Demonic Constructs

Aliens abduct the entire US prison population
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on July 13, 2014, 10:57:24 pm
Over 45,000 Atheists Disappear - PRAISE JEBUS

The doctor/midwife who delivered Obama comes forward to say that s/he remembers the birth and that it definitely took place in Hawaii. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 14, 2014, 01:48:16 am
What Is The Doctor Hiding?

Al-Qaeda kidnaps Sasha Obama. President Obama vows to pursue her captors, but Congress bars him from doing anything.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 14, 2014, 02:04:24 am
What Is The Doctor Hiding?

Al-Qaeda kidnaps Sasha Obama. President Obama vows to pursue her captors, but Congress bars him from doing anything.

President's Personal Agenda Blocked By Dutiful Congress. (oh kay that one actually made me kinda sick to type)

The president sells the USA to Canada for one trillion dollars.  He uses all of it to buy a remote control that drops a satellite on the moon... but you have to be on the moon to be in range to use it.  Oh, and the president is a white-furred, walking talking lagomorph.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 14, 2014, 06:23:22 pm
Obama Puts Drugs In Fox Water Supply!

Genghis Khan returns, and is elected leader of Mongolia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Dr. Weird on July 14, 2014, 07:05:43 pm
Mongolia Votes For Return To Traditional Values And Strong Foreign Policy

Republicans scream about border security, but oppose spending any more money to improve it.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 14, 2014, 07:41:13 pm
We refuse to hike tax cuts up anymore for our precious constituents.

The Iron Giant finally replaces Nancy, switching his focus to less sensational crimes like theft and assault while analyzing them. Of course, Erick is sad about this.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on July 14, 2014, 08:22:31 pm
Robot news anchor ignores major crimes.

High-ranking Tea Party official bombs congress.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 14, 2014, 08:34:57 pm
Revolution of True Americans Begins!

Aliens invade Earth and are repulsed by a counterattack led by a Democratic president.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 15, 2014, 03:13:53 pm
Is Obama Using Threat Of Alien Invasion To Distract America?

Rupert Murdoch steals the Fox News Headline Writer's lunch from the breakroom fridge
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on July 15, 2014, 03:29:25 pm
Murdoch Recieves Generuos Donation Form Fox Nwse STaff

It's discovered that farmers in Texas have been enslaving Mexicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on July 15, 2014, 06:37:42 pm
EMERGAD! SLEVARY!

The Iron Giant makes a successful bid for the Oval Office, becoming the first mute and robot president. He then uses executive order to create a team of robot dancers that are constantly outside Fox News air-humping.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 17, 2014, 01:16:08 pm
President Supports Deviant Sexual Behavior

Congress passes a bipartisan bill banning foreclosures
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 17, 2014, 02:16:07 pm
Regulations Destroy Housing Industry!

Irrefutable proof comes to light that the Cheney/Bush administration engineered 9/11 as an excuse to go to war.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 20, 2014, 04:38:28 pm
Liberal Traitors Infiltrated US Government!

President Gingrich classifies reality itself. It is now illegal to tell someone the truth.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Nemo on July 23, 2014, 12:03:17 pm
President Honors Our Free Speech Rights

A new study suggests that running at least twice a week will add several years to your life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 23, 2014, 07:34:27 pm
Health Nuts Afraid Of Jesus!

Against all expectations, America wins the World Cup
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 23, 2014, 07:51:58 pm
America's Moral Decay Worsens! Ann Coulter Comments At 11

Republicans manage to pass laws allowing for criminals to be executed for any crime, no matter how minor the crime or how young the perpetrator.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 23, 2014, 08:11:44 pm
Republicans Protecting Our Children!

Congress passes a law making it a crime to run for public office.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Nemo on July 28, 2014, 12:15:57 am
Obama Cracks Down on Tea Party Candidates!

Michelle Bachmann proposes a bill to legalize debt slavery.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on July 28, 2014, 12:39:58 am
Michelle Bachmann Promotes Financial Responsibility

Criminals begin dying mysteriously of heart attacks. Eventually, a person going by the name Kira claims responsibility.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on July 28, 2014, 09:13:10 am
Either "Heathen Murderer Proclaims Himself God!"
or "Just Vigilante Persecuted by Big Government"

Studies show rate of violent crime has decreased since introduction of violent video games.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eiki-mun on July 28, 2014, 10:57:25 am
Another Example of Liberal Bias in New Video Game Studies

A stunning new announcement from one of those big colleges in California: Some form of concrete proof of evolution, in such a fashion that no one who sees it can argue against it.

[[Apologies if this has been done before.]]
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on August 01, 2014, 09:11:40 pm
Another Example of Liberal Bias in New Video Game Studies

A stunning new announcement from one of those big colleges in California: Some form of concrete proof of evolution, in such a fashion that no one who sees it can argue against it.

[[Apologies if this has been done before.]]
Biased College Attempts to Shut Down Debate

Marcus Bachmann is caught in bed with a male prostitute.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 01, 2014, 10:07:44 pm
Marcus Bachmann Selflessly Ministers to Fallen Sinner

Cats achieve world domination.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 01, 2014, 10:43:46 pm
All Hail Our Feline Overlords!

The cat uprising is defeated by use of catnip bombs and laser-pointer drones.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Beezlebub on August 04, 2014, 03:12:10 pm
Obama's Military Tests New Weapons On Helpless Kittens

Ted Cruz reveals he's actually a minotaur.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 04, 2014, 03:55:31 pm
Ted Cruz doesn't speak bullshit

Obama gets assassinated and miraculously comes back to life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on August 04, 2014, 09:47:40 pm
Obama is the antichrist!!!!1!oneelven!!!11!!

Irrefutable proof is shown of gravity, evolution, and the structure of the universe.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 05, 2014, 02:51:27 am
Does Science Harbor A Liberal Bias?

FOX news anchors get IQ tests live in the studio, results are insultingly low. 
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 05, 2014, 03:15:35 am
Does Science Harbor A Liberal Bias?

FOX news anchors get IQ tests live in the studio, results are insultingly low. 

Are IQ Tests just another example of the Liberal Agenda? We say Yes.

A news station more right wing than Fox News pops up and Fox News' more extreme viewership goes to them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 05, 2014, 09:00:44 am
We Swear, We're Not Liberals!

In the next presidential election, both major parties' candidates lose to an 8-week-old pug puppy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on August 05, 2014, 09:26:34 am
We Swear, We're Not Liberals!

In the next presidential election, both major parties' candidates lose to an 8-week-old pug puppy.
Where's the birth certificate, Fido?

Godzilla goes on a rampage in Jacksonville, Florida.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on August 05, 2014, 01:03:49 pm
We Swear, We're Not Liberals!

In the next presidential election, both major parties' candidates lose to an 8-week-old pug puppy.
Where's the birth certificate, Fido?

Godzilla goes on a rampage in Jacksonville, Florida.

as usual, florida sticks to its traditional values of being weirdsville, usa. in other news, a black man is arrested for litterally everything.

a new study links bacon consumption to higher consumption of narcotics.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on August 08, 2014, 12:18:32 am
Literal Pork Spending by Liberal Welfare Queens!

Hard apple cider becomes cheaper and more popular than beer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on August 15, 2014, 10:21:53 am
Literal Pork Spending by Liberal Welfare Queens!

Hard apple cider becomes cheaper and more popular than beer.
Is Obama drugging hard cider?

Darksyde Phil is found to have been scamming his fans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 15, 2014, 12:55:52 pm
Liberal "King of Hate" Discovered Stealing from Hard-Working Americans

New evidence surfaces linking Paul Ryan to a series of cannibalistic murders between 1998 and 2003.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 15, 2014, 02:43:54 pm
Liberals slander hard-working American, calling him fat

Music is proven to be more powerful than prayer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on August 25, 2014, 03:38:28 pm
Christians Letting Their Guard Down To Satan's Noise

Rupert Murdoch punches a baby in the face.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 25, 2014, 05:13:38 pm
Brave Patriot Believes In Punishing Liberalism Early!

The Doctor shows up in Fox News and reveals that they're the ones who bring about Armageddon; it turns out that references to the Antichrist were symbolic references to Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on August 26, 2014, 01:52:20 am
Godless Alien Attempts to Undermine Journalistic Integrity in AMERICA

The Doctor calls congress a bunch of tosspots.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: I am lizard on August 26, 2014, 03:08:26 am
Does anybody know what a "tosspot" is?

A bee tries to sue the human race.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Witchyjoshy on September 01, 2014, 07:07:24 am
Liberal Animal Attacks America!

A being who appears to resemble a woman (and lets herself be identified as female) made out of bark and stone makes contact with the human species, refusing to be labelled, though people start calling her "Gaia" anyways.  A cult springs up around this being and the words she has to offer.  She seems to know every human language.

(ETA: Reason #13408 not to post at 6:00 AM - I wrote "female woman" and didn't even notice it until a moment ago.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on September 05, 2014, 03:05:49 am
Environmentalist Cult - was this foreshadowed by Captain Planet?

Handsome, wealthy elite Patrick Bateman revealed to have murdered a number of women, and killed one of his own colleagues.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Nemo on September 08, 2014, 01:13:09 pm
Prominent Democrat Caught in Murder Scandal (regardless of actual affiliation, if any)

President Obama, due to the stress of his job, has a religious experience and becomes a hardcore fundamentalist Christian, but is still liberal (well, the way he is now anyway) on nonsocial issues. His first order of business is to ban all homosexual behaviors and expressions of such, and reinstates the military ban on gays.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on September 08, 2014, 05:16:26 pm
The Putinists have taken over America!

The new dictator president builds a giant army of Mecha and a special project called 7734 which opens a portal to the Aleph universe. As the Combine come through, they make sure to nationalize everything in sight. Fox News is absorbed into the Obamacasts.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on September 27, 2014, 07:58:04 pm
Communist Takeover!

President Santorum is unexpectedly diagnosed with plot cancer.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on October 01, 2014, 08:39:53 pm
Is the Devil himself out for Santorum?

Paul Ryan revealed to have sexted one hundred young women pictures of himself partially clothed, and defends himself in a very narcissistic way.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 01, 2014, 09:19:05 pm
Selfish, Perverted Democrat Preys On Young!

The only part of the above that Ryan objects to is being called a Democrat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: I am lizard on October 02, 2014, 12:44:32 am
Are all liberals liers?


Scientists, the clergy, and the worlds philosophers all produce irrefutable proof that hope is an illusion.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 03, 2014, 04:11:38 pm
Satan Conspires To Drive America Into Despair

Someone puts out pot brownies in the Fox News breakroom
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on October 03, 2014, 06:42:29 pm
Obama's a [Blleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepp]!!

Notable evangelical pastor comes out as transsexual before leaving theism.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Veras on October 03, 2014, 06:47:09 pm
Atheistic Deviant No Longer Masquerading as Christian

Analysis of several broadcasts of the O'Reilley Factor reveal that Bill O'Reilley blinks messages in Morse Code in every episode.  These messages include, "I'm being held against my will," "Murdoch has my family," and, "Vote Democrat 2014."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 06, 2014, 02:45:33 pm
Crazy conspiracy theorists undermine our credibility.

Someone finds that the burn pattern on the toast used in his sandwich looks vaguely like Jesus and tries to sell it. However, his six-year-old son eats it first.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 06, 2014, 03:32:18 pm
Common Core Makes Child Commits Sacrelige! Obama To Blame?

Obama issues an executive order saying that water is wet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on October 06, 2014, 08:12:17 pm
LIBERAL DICTATES OUR SENSES! WHAT WILL HE ABUSE NEXT!?

George Soros announces that he will be buying a major news station in America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 06, 2014, 11:03:13 pm
LIBERALS TAKE OVER MAINSTREAM MEDIA!

The Fox News Christmas Party turns into an orgy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on October 07, 2014, 12:50:36 am
Mind Control of MKULTRA! How it creeps upon everyone!

George Soros pets a puppy.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Nemo on October 07, 2014, 11:54:19 pm
Leftist Scheme is Doggone Sinister!

Kim Jong Un (somehow gets really lucky and) sneaks into the White House, kills the President and everyone in the line of succession, and declares himself President.

Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on October 08, 2014, 12:07:25 am
YELLOW COMMIE BASTARD KILLS NEGRO COMMIE BASTARD

The Joker blows up a hospital.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 15, 2014, 03:41:42 pm
Obama Fails To Protect America From Terrorism

It rains sulphuric acid at President Santorum's inauguration.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: I am lizard on October 15, 2014, 05:13:21 pm
Terrorist commit chemical attack! Why America needs more security.

Furries overthrow the government of Armenia.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 16, 2014, 01:14:35 pm
Sexual Deviants Take Over Stalwart American Ally! Why Isn't Obama Bombing Already?

Science invents a self-cleaning baby
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on October 29, 2014, 02:52:10 am
Scientists Create Feminist Abomination!

Starbucks agrees to give FOX News $40 million per year, but only if they actually become fair and balanced.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 29, 2014, 08:50:01 am
Liberals Attempt To Bribe Away Our Integrity!

Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter runs for president as a Democrat.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 30, 2014, 03:33:35 pm
LESBIAN WHORE TRAITOR WHARRRGARBBL!

Theodore Roosevelt wins the 1912 election on the Progressive ticket.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on October 30, 2014, 06:52:58 pm
LESBIAN WHORE TRAITOR WHARRRGARBBL!

Theodore Roosevelt wins the 1912 election on the Progressive ticket.

Time travelers sabotage the Republican party!

Bruce Lee's ghost single-handedly wipes out Al-Qaeda.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on October 30, 2014, 07:27:44 pm
Communist Chinese engage in occult rituals, summon demons to destroy competitors of ISIS.

Barack Obama eats a sandwich.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ghoti on October 30, 2014, 08:51:03 pm
Barack Obama Racist Against Soup!

Joe Biden sneezes.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on October 30, 2014, 08:52:50 pm
Has The Vice-President Caught Ebola From Monkey-In-Chief?

Barack Obama authorizes spending on research designed to wipe out all disease.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 31, 2014, 03:37:23 pm
Obama Taking Over Our Healthcare!

Obama's research succeeds. All disease is wiped out.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 06, 2014, 10:18:27 am
Obama To Blame For Worsening Overpopulation!

In an attempt to control population growth after all disease is wiped out, the next Republican president proposes a law requiring that everyone over 18 who makes less than $100,000 a year for a decade straight be sterilized, by force if necessary.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 06, 2014, 11:15:17 am
Today's conservatives are really yesterdays liberals in disguise, furthering UN depopulation agenda. VOTE RON PAUL IN 2020!

ISIS sympathizers bomb the White House; Obama winds up hospitalized.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 06, 2014, 01:37:40 pm
OBAMA FAILS TO PROTECT AMERICA

ISIS' bombing of the White House is revealed to actually be the work of the RNC.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on November 18, 2014, 04:35:00 am
False evidence planted by ISIS chessmasters - how the President fails time and again to protect us.

New Al-Qaeda training video shows Al-Qaeda Agents training by engaging in exercise dance, waving knives around haphazardly, and chanting random gratuitous english as they do push ups and jumping jacks.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on November 21, 2014, 02:12:25 pm
HAHAHAHA OH MY SIDES HAHAHAHA

Incidentally, this would be the headline of all other US media outlets.

News Corp is bought by Inspire, the official magazine of Al-Qaeda
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on November 28, 2014, 06:12:54 pm
Death to American Liberals, Gays, and Feminists! (nor much of a change...)

A customer shoots a store clerk for saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on November 28, 2014, 08:05:32 pm
Brave Christian Stands Up Against Persecution!

Atheist gets lynched in a Southern town for refusing to put a nativity scene on his own property.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 05, 2014, 08:04:34 pm
War on Christmas suffers a crushing defeat!

The US military deploys troops riding goddamn dinosaurs against ISIS. Obama personally commands the final assault against al-Baghdadi, who is eaten by Obama's T-Rex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on December 05, 2014, 08:11:06 pm
War on Christmas suffers a crushing defeat!

The US military deploys troops riding goddamn dinosaurs against ISIS. Obama personally commands the final assault against al-Baghdadi, who is eaten by Obama's T-Rex.

Playing God to defeat terrorists: was it worth it?

The statue in the Lincoln Memorial comes to life.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 06, 2014, 02:19:54 pm
Lincoln Endorses [insert current Republican candidate here]!

Upon seeing what the Republicans have become, Lincoln's statue goes on a rampage, destroying GOP politicians and GOP-owned property.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on December 09, 2014, 04:18:26 pm
LIBERAL SORCERY DESECRATES NATIONAL MONUMENT!

During the ceremony to accept her Nobel Peace Prize, Malala Youfasazai is attacked by Taliban gunmen, only to be rescued by Thor, Norse god of thunder.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on December 22, 2014, 11:16:39 am
Disney/Marvel commit stupid publicity stunt.

The following chain reaction of stupid happens:

1. After a sudden outbreak of gang violence occurs, California passes a series of questionable laws intending to allow harsher and faster responses to future gang violence.

2. School districts in Los Angeles go even further, ruling that wearing gang colors (a solid red or blue shirt) is to be considered "gang activity" and punished as such.

3. A year after the policies had been implemented, a major AIDS awareness organization (with no knowledge of the aforementioned policies) arranges "Red Shirt Day" nationwide. People wear solid red shirts in public to show support for the cause.

4. Hundreds of students in Los Angeles are arrested for gang activity under the school code and swiftly sentenced to jail time under the harsh gang laws.

5. After the parents, friends, and everyone else who pledged money to support the cause tries to explain, they are also arrested and jailed for "providing financial support to gang activity."

6. The AIDS organization itself attempts to challenge the ruling and is branded as a criminal organization for it's apparent support of gang activity.

7. Many spontaneous protests break out. Unfortunately, many of the protesters start making "bloods 4 life!" signs and undermine the movement. At the same time, many of the protesters are injured when the Crips attack them and a new round of violence starts.

(the above was actually inspired by something my Government teacher told me about how "gang colors" were banned in certain California schools. He assured me a scenario like the above would never happen because the Crips would kill everyone involved before they could even get to school.)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on December 22, 2014, 03:04:47 pm
California Finally Gets Tough On Gangs!

Anonymous hacks the medical records of the GOP and releases proof that every male GOP member is suffering from diseases or infections that can only be caught by playing catcher during anal sex.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on December 22, 2014, 06:05:36 pm
Gas prices down 50% since last year.  Is Obama to blame?

Ironbite-someone somewhere microwaves pot roast.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on December 22, 2014, 07:16:18 pm
Communist bomb plot in action or simple home dinner? You decide.

Santa Claus decides to go all macho on Fox News, walking up to their headquarters with a LMG loaded with candy cane ammunition and letting loose.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on January 10, 2015, 09:55:38 pm
Proof that too many handouts leads to insanity.

The Netherlands elects a trans woman as prime minister, marking the first time in history that a country has had a transgender head of state.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on January 10, 2015, 10:05:58 pm
Damn Eurpoeans are throwing away our traditional values!!!1!


Sean Hannity realizes that, all those years, Stephen Colbert (character, not actor) was a parody of conservative beliefs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: niam2023 on January 11, 2015, 12:49:50 am
A special report on Hannity tonight - the Grand Deception of Stephen Colbert

A charming Southern man named "Randall Flagg" is elected after a tragic incident befalls Louie Gohmert that Randall CERTAINLY had nothing to do with.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on January 26, 2015, 12:19:33 pm
A special report on Hannity tonight - the Grand Deception of Stephen Colbert

A charming Southern man named "Randall Flagg" is elected after a tragic incident befalls Louie Gohmert that Randall CERTAINLY had nothing to do with.

Will Gohmert's successor live up to the standards he set?

Photographs show Vladimir Putin giving a blowjob to an unknown man.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 28, 2015, 08:47:14 pm
Vladimir Putin So Manly Only Other Men Good Enough For Him

A fire starts in the Fox News break room. Due to a total lack of safety procedures, the Fox News Headline Writer is trapped along with his co-workers, and is burned alive.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 28, 2015, 09:47:02 pm
Country In Mourning For Brave Patriot

Congress eliminates the minimum wage and passes laws allowing indentured servitude.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on January 28, 2015, 10:12:49 pm
Small Business Owners Finally Turning a Profit, as Government Deregulizes Wages


As a result of this, people have to work 2.5 (.5 is a part-time job) jobs a day to supprt themselves and hundreds of thousands die of either overwork or starvation.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: ironbite on January 28, 2015, 11:12:28 pm
The vanishing middle class and why it's a good thing!

Ironbite-one million and 2 ducks rain down on Fox News Headquarters.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on January 29, 2015, 01:15:57 am
EPA on rampage, attacks political opponents.

Soccer becomes wildly popular in the United States.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 29, 2015, 01:28:22 am
Socialism Infecting Our Sports Culture!

America begins a war of aggression and is soundly defeated by an alliance consisting of approximately everyone else.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on January 29, 2015, 04:02:39 am
Socialism Infecting Our Sports Culture!

America begins a war of aggression and is soundly defeated by an alliance consisting of approximately everyone else.


Foriegn Powers Encroaching American Freedom!


All major Fox news personalities reveal they've been the best example of Poe's Law ever, and were actually parodists (parodiers? parodies?) all along.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on January 29, 2015, 07:28:39 pm
Hundreds Of Liberals Die Of Laughter! Fox News Victorious!

Colin Powell is elected President in 2016 on a Republican ticket. At his inauguration, a white supremacist assassin shoots at him, only for Barack Obama to throw himself between the bullet and his successor.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eiki-mun on January 29, 2015, 07:36:48 pm
Barack Obama Involved in Attempted Assassination of New Republican President

President Obama reveals that he is, and has been since 1996, a huge Pokemon fan, and takes a little time out of every day to play the games.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on January 29, 2015, 09:49:59 pm
Obama Endorses Child Abandonment And Animal Fighting Rings!

Leaked documents from an inside source reveal that the Republicans are involved with an Illuminati plot to bring the world under a single government with no room for dissent, while the Democrats try ineffectually to stop them.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Nemo on February 01, 2015, 08:59:50 pm
Prominent Democrats Caught Attempting to Destabilize the World

Ted Cruz is revealed to be a secret Muslim and member of the Islamic State
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Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 04, 2015, 03:02:27 pm
Muslims Infiltrate Republican Party! Ban All Muslims!

The day before Thanksgiving, the Fox News Headline Writer is turned into a turkey.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on February 10, 2015, 12:47:05 pm
God Blesses GOP with Miracle

Religious Right stops funding Tea Party and Republicans. Instead they start their own party with Xian sharia as largest plank in their platform.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on February 10, 2015, 03:45:44 pm
Christian Patriots returning America to Founding Values

After the Religious Right breaks its ties, Hillary Clinton wins the 2016 election due to the conservative vote being split between Jeb Bush and Mike Huckabee.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 12, 2015, 09:31:14 pm
Liberal Conspiracy To Destroy Conservatives And Institute Socialisharia!

At the inauguration of Jeb Bush, a flock of crows descends on Washington D.C. and eats everyone.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 12, 2015, 09:45:24 pm
Are Democrats Behind Bioterror Attack?

Supreme Court rules that any agency that does anything other than present the full, unvarnished truth and admit when there are unknown facts, without putting a slant on any story, loses the right to call itself a news service, regardless of their official designation (such as Fox News' designation as entertainment).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on February 13, 2015, 11:04:13 am
Liberal Gov't Shuts Down Television

Leaders of ISIS release video of leadership saying they're willing to surrender but only to Pres. Obama. As gesture of good will, they show a map of where the prisoners they haven't executed yet are.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Second Coming of Madman on February 15, 2015, 10:56:51 pm
Lying LIBRUL Terrorists attempt to mislead brave american patriots once more.

A guy shoots up a cafe right beside Fox News's headquarters, screeching about mooslims and how he's a true patriot.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on February 15, 2015, 11:30:03 pm
Muslim Terrorist Attacks Fox! (Come on, you know that's how they'd spin it)

The Koch brothers reveal that they deliberately drove thousands of people into poverty because they signed a deal with Satan. The more human misery grows, the more money they make. Republicans still support all their efforts wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on February 18, 2015, 11:17:53 am
Koch brothers help support Christian ideals.


The Hero of Winds seals Gannon in the Kingdom of Hyrule and saves the world.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on February 23, 2015, 08:50:37 pm
Victory Over Satan! Link Proud Example Of Christian Values!

Just as the Super Bowl starts, a Republican president orders the napalming of the stadium because his team lost the playoffs.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: RavynousHunter on February 23, 2015, 09:24:40 pm
Hundreds Killed In False Flag Attack

America bans sports from schools and, as a result, the GDP has quintupled.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 19, 2015, 12:30:49 pm
Liberals Emasculate Male Youth!

President Santorum mandates that all Americans must get a "666" tattoo on their hand and forehead.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on March 19, 2015, 12:43:11 pm
Pres. Santorum initiates aggressive terrorist identification strategy.

President Santorum reveals back in his youth he was a hippie.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on March 19, 2015, 04:26:03 pm
President Santorum: A Model Of Christ's Grace

Due to shoddy building practices, everyone at the 2016 Republican National Convention is trapped inside the convention center.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Feral Dog on March 23, 2015, 05:05:12 am
The Clock Might Be Up, But Not the Republican Campaign for the Future of America

Then the building catches fire. The cause is found to be faulty wiring by the speakers.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on March 30, 2015, 11:55:33 am
Those working-class Obama nuts must have sabotaged the building!

A trans woman is injured in a car crash and the staff at the Christian hospital where she is taken refuse to treat her, citing religious objections, and she dies.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on March 31, 2015, 11:48:07 am
Hospital target of boycott for exercising religious liberties.

Ted Cruz comes out of the closet.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on March 31, 2015, 11:57:56 am
Hospital target of boycott for exercising religious liberties.

Ted Cruz comes out of the closet.

Canadian liar exposed as a degenerate!

John Travolta gets abducted by aliens.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on April 09, 2015, 09:27:22 am
Satanic Liberal Hollywood figure finally destroyed by demonic forces.

A conservative Republican congressman's wife learns that she has been infected with HIV. Further investigation reveals that she got it from her husband, who got it by sleeping with ten different male prostitutes over the last month (which he denies).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 09, 2015, 05:25:33 pm
Gays Use Biological Warfare Against Conservatives!

Video leaked showing Republicans planning to use voter intimidation to win 2016 election
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on April 15, 2015, 09:19:03 am
Republicans Standing Up For Real Americans!

When the next Republican presidential candidate has it pointed out that trickle-down theory doesn't work and has only led to record profits for companies while creating the largest rich-vs-poor gap since the Great Depression, he just shrugs and says, "So fucking what?"
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on April 15, 2015, 11:44:03 am
GOP touts new jobs program.

The next Speaker of the House is an open atheist.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on April 16, 2015, 07:48:49 pm
Democrat Spits On America's Christian Heritage!

While sharing an elevator with the Fox News Headline Writer, Rupert Murdoch drops a silent but deadly.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on May 09, 2015, 05:53:40 pm
Stupid construction workers install prank equipment in elevator.

Hyper-intelligent penguins invent hoverboards.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on July 31, 2015, 12:27:49 pm
Intrepid penguin entrepreneurs don't need no protection! Disband the EPA!

The Fox News Headline Writer plugs in a new coffeemaker, causing the entire Fox electrical system to blow.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Zygarde on July 31, 2015, 01:20:03 pm
Solar energy saps electrical grid.



The floating city of Columbia attacks New York City.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 05, 2015, 01:32:27 pm
The Lord Smites Dirty Heathens!

Donald Trump's inauguration is interrupted by an army of angels descending from heaven to smite America.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on August 05, 2015, 02:23:13 pm
God Exposes RINO

ISIS is defeated by a UN coalition.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on August 19, 2015, 01:35:10 pm
america saves the world from muuuuuuuuuuuuusliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiims again!!

a canadian pimp tries to run for presidency as a republican.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Eiki-mun on August 19, 2015, 03:20:04 pm
Ted Cruz announces candidacy

Donald Trump loses the nomination to Marco Rubio, but runs anyway as an independent.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on August 21, 2015, 12:30:29 pm
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: guizonde on August 21, 2015, 09:07:54 pm
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.

trump gives fair-handed treatment to liberals.

a new sport is born by putting a sheep in a hamster wheel and kicking it into baby strollers (preferably full).
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on August 22, 2015, 01:14:37 pm
Donald Trump: RINO Revealed

President Trump declares that he will permanently revoke the voting rights of everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders.

trump gives fair-handed treatment to liberals.

a new sport is born by putting a sheep in a hamster wheel and kicking it into baby strollers (preferably full).

What has abortion spawned?

Ronald Reagan's ghost chastises GOP leaders for taking things too far and catering to extremists.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: R. U. Sirius on August 23, 2015, 11:16:01 am
Demonic Entity Tries To Paint Reagan as RINO

Gunmen take over public school and begin executing people. Before every execution, they ask, "Are you a Christian?" Only those who answer in the affirmative are spared.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Svata on August 23, 2015, 06:24:53 pm
Brave men protecting our Christian Heritage in school


Christ returns, expresses disgust with the GOP and Fox News.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: rookie on August 24, 2015, 11:30:42 pm
Jesus Watches Fox News!

In an effort to reach a new demographic, someone tries a show by Log Cabin Republicans.
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Random Gal on September 09, 2015, 05:29:00 pm
Homosexuals trying to infiltrate Republican party through the media.

Godzilla rampages through Tokyo. (again)
Title: Re: The Fox News Headline Game
Post by: Meshakhad on October 07, 2015, 09:09:29 pm
Obama Fails To Protect Our Allies

The Republican convention adopts a platform whose first plank calls for having the children of anyone who voted for Obama torn apart by wild dogs.