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Offline Stormwarden

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Music to troll Fundies By
« on: May 12, 2012, 01:48:45 am »
Okay, we need to build a soundtrack guaranteed to send any fundie from Jack Chick to Kent Hovind to that Donahue guy from that one Catholic group, into a frothing rage.

My picks: "Every Sperm is Sacred," anything by GWAR, and some things by MC Hawking. I'd post the youtubes of them if they're on, but my PC is being crap atm.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2012, 02:24:27 am »
"A View From the End of the World" and "Remnant (March of the Undead Part IV)" by Machinae Supremacy, "God Thinks" by Voltaire and practically anything from Epica.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2012, 02:31:07 am »
"Resurrection by Erection" by Powerwolf
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2012, 02:35:24 am »
"Heaven Denies" and "Poor Man's Crusade"  by Demons and Wizards, the entirety of the "Box of the Wicked" set by Iced Earth.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2012, 07:56:45 am »
Pretty much anything by Deicide, especially "Fuck Your God"
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2012, 09:09:29 am »
'The Festival of Life' by Kevin Bloody Wilson; Tim Minchin's 'The Pope Song' if dealing with Catholics.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2012, 10:20:56 am »
Surfin' Bird

Or maybe it just pisses ME off because my older brother keeps doing it, although the repetitive lyrics make it great for trolling anyone.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2012, 11:04:31 am »
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2012, 01:51:45 pm »
Lots of Roy Zimmerman's stuff is good. In particular, "Socialist!" - "you drive here on a public street? SOCIALIST!"; "Creation Science 101", "To The Victims of the Tragedy" (about those right wingers who go on about guns, killing liberals, etc and then act surprised when some nutjob carries it out), "I Want a Marriage Like They Had in The Bible", "Defenders of Marriage", "Vote Republican" hell tbf about half his stuff at a minimum could be used to annoy fundies!
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2012, 02:12:53 pm »
I'd recommend we add "Opiate" and "Eulogy" by Tool to the list.
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 07:28:24 pm »
I’m always up for Tim Minchin’s Pope Song (Very, NSFW, there. “Cluster F-bomb” does not begin to describe it. Plus there is a nice little animation you won’t want your boss to see.)
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2012, 12:01:54 am »
"Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis. "Liberate" by Disturbed, and I recall someone posting a vid called "Anti-Pope" on the forums?
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2012, 12:02:53 am »
Quote from: Stormwarden on May 13, 2012, 12:01:54 am
"Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis. "Liberate" by Disturbed, and I recall someone posting a vid called "Anti-Pope" on the forums?

Fuck yes!  Zlad's "Anti-Pope" would be perfect.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2012, 03:07:30 pm »
I'll limit to one track per band:

Ministry of Fools by Saxon.
Die With Your Boots On by Iron Maiden
Thankx For Nothin' by Overkill
Who Will Save the Sane by Type-O Negative
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Re: Music to troll Fundies By
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 10:46:58 pm »
Quote from: Randomwolf42 on May 12, 2012, 11:04:31 am
Bad Religion. Any and all of Bad Religion's music.
YES!
Their logo is enough to piss them off. ;D

And also this:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rao24CjiZJM</a>
teehee.
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