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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1155 on: May 07, 2012, 07:02:38 pm »
Asshole collectors who keep calling and asking for my dad, after his account's been closed. It makes my mom real happy, answering the phone.

Burn in hell, you worthless motherfuckers.

This happened a lot right after my dad passed away too. My mom wanted to beat the shit out of them.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1156 on: May 07, 2012, 11:16:36 pm »
Old as my underwear, but that stupid phone calls reminds me of my brother getting called in to work... on a day he requested off... so he could attend his own graduation party... and they got angry with him.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1157 on: May 07, 2012, 11:39:15 pm »

well - it kinda is...just not for parking purposes...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1158 on: May 08, 2012, 12:15:23 am »
When the cashiers at Hungry Jacks fuck up your order twice in a freaking row. Really, can anyone tell me how you can get "whopper" from "double cheeseburger"? It just blows my fucking mind.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1159 on: May 08, 2012, 12:17:08 am »
Asshole collectors who keep calling and asking for my dad, after his account's been closed. It makes my mom real happy, answering the phone.

Burn in hell, you worthless motherfuckers.

This happened a lot right after my dad passed away too. My mom wanted to beat the shit out of them.

I kind of want to beat the shit out of them, just hearing these stories.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1160 on: May 08, 2012, 12:40:51 am »
When the cashiers at Hungry Jacks fuck up your order twice in a freaking row. Really, can anyone tell me how you can get "whopper" from "double cheeseburger"? It just blows my fucking mind.
You know what annoys me? Companies that have two names. I stared at your post for a whole minute tryng to figure out how Hungry Jack's could "get away" with using one of "Burger King's" names for their food...

...I am officially a dumbass.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1161 on: May 08, 2012, 12:41:14 am »
Asshole collectors who keep calling and asking for my dad, after his account's been closed. It makes my mom real happy, answering the phone.

Burn in hell, you worthless motherfuckers.

This happened a lot right after my dad passed away too. My mom wanted to beat the shit out of them.
When I was 16 yrs old we got a letter from Publisher's Clearing house for my biological father...he had been dead since I was 4 mo old.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1162 on: May 08, 2012, 12:47:36 am »
That I have to work until closing Tomorrow thru Friday

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1163 on: May 08, 2012, 12:48:15 am »
Asshole collectors who keep calling and asking for my dad, after his account's been closed. It makes my mom real happy, answering the phone.

Burn in hell, you worthless motherfuckers.

This happened a lot right after my dad passed away too. My mom wanted to beat the shit out of them.
When I was 16 yrs old we got a letter from Publisher's Clearing house for my biological father...he had been dead since I was 4 mo old.

We still get junk mail and stuff for my father, who has been dead for almost 20 years and never even lived at this address.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1164 on: May 08, 2012, 01:33:49 am »
My parents are fighting about stupid shit again... >:(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1165 on: May 08, 2012, 09:56:05 am »
I was paid today, but it's less than half what I thought it would be. I'm not even sure how that worked out.
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« Reply #1166 on: May 08, 2012, 10:13:26 am »
I was paid today, but it's less than half what I thought it would be. I'm not even sure how that worked out.
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Hence half your paycheck disappearing. That's how things would work if I ran the IRS, anyway.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1167 on: May 08, 2012, 10:18:58 am »
Sounds plausible. 
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1168 on: May 08, 2012, 12:02:49 pm »
I was paid today, but it's less than half what I thought it would be. I'm not even sure how that worked out.

You get paid on Tuesday?? Most places give paychecks out on Thrusdays or Fridays

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« Reply #1169 on: May 08, 2012, 12:10:42 pm »
Yeah, every other Tuesday. My first job also had a Tuesday payday.
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