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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #945 on: April 09, 2012, 10:40:34 pm »
I feel like I'm a useless procrastinator once the Vyvance has worn off, but I can't take another pill or else I'll stay up for 48 more hours.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #946 on: April 10, 2012, 01:51:01 am »
Yeah... that's one bit of a downfall to that.  Still, it helps you the majority of the time, which is most important.  Just keep telling yourself the useless procrastinator stuff is just lies told to you by a chemical imbalance.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #947 on: April 10, 2012, 03:02:34 am »
Yeah, same here.  I wish my psych hadn't stated he really, really didn't want to prescribe me stuff like Adderall...Wellbutrin is good, and all, but its an anti-depressant.  Its focusing effect is nothing compared to Adderall.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #948 on: April 10, 2012, 12:29:17 pm »
The guy who's supposed to be doing my background check can't FUCKING CALL OREGON UNEMPLOYMENT TO VERIFY I WAS RECEIVING UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS FROM THEM AND IS MAKING ME DO ALL THE FUCKING LEGWORK!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #949 on: April 11, 2012, 03:52:04 pm »
As I was walking to class today, I passed at least 5 or 6 older men who were very nicely dressed and handing out bibles. The first man immediately handed me one, so of course I had to deny the others that I passed, which made me feel guilty as hell because they were all so polite. I'm trying to figure out why they were on campus, though. Is that permitted on campus? Did they just pick my school and stay there until they were thrown out?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #950 on: April 11, 2012, 04:03:26 pm »
They are permitted on most public universities as long as they don't cause problems. At my school, there would be protesters who told students they were gonna go to hell. They usually stayed for a while until one of them slipped up and started confronting one of the students.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #951 on: April 11, 2012, 09:19:57 pm »
As I was walking to class today, I passed at least 5 or 6 older men who were very nicely dressed and handing out bibles. The first man immediately handed me one, so of course I had to deny the others that I passed, which made me feel guilty as hell because they were all so polite. I'm trying to figure out why they were on campus, though. Is that permitted on campus? Did they just pick my school and stay there until they were thrown out?

Those guys were at my school twice a year. I have about fifteen of those little green bibles. I think the men are Gideons.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #952 on: April 11, 2012, 10:54:08 pm »
As I was walking to class today, I passed at least 5 or 6 older men who were very nicely dressed and handing out bibles. The first man immediately handed me one, so of course I had to deny the others that I passed, which made me feel guilty as hell because they were all so polite. I'm trying to figure out why they were on campus, though. Is that permitted on campus? Did they just pick my school and stay there until they were thrown out?

Those guys were at my school twice a year. I have about fifteen of those little green bibles. I think the men are Gideons.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #953 on: April 11, 2012, 11:52:14 pm »
When people talk about how nice spring time is, all the while, due to the "niceness" of spring time you're sinuses are killing you.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #954 on: April 11, 2012, 11:53:27 pm »
Wanting sex but not having a partner. And I say this only because today is the first time it's ever happened. God damn is it irritating.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #955 on: April 12, 2012, 10:41:53 am »
Edward James Olmos or P Z Myers? Why can't I see both?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #956 on: April 12, 2012, 10:47:28 am »
See PZ where?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #957 on: April 12, 2012, 02:02:15 pm »
This girl on our Video Game Olympics planning committee is a fucking moron. She doesn't play video games. I'm cool with that. There are other things she can do to help. But then she sends out a department-wide email announcement for the Olympics that lists a few of our games. We are NOT playing Double Dash this year. What does she do? Puts fucking Double Dash in the email. She's done this multiple times with advertisements over the past few weeks. We've explained a million times that we're not doing that fucking game because it was done last year and we wanted to change things up. Christ, I know you don't play games, but how hard is it to understand that Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart: Double Dash are two different things? You don't have to be an expert gamer to be able to differentiate the two. Now we get to deal with people complaining about false advertising. Way to go.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #958 on: April 12, 2012, 06:30:42 pm »
People on the train that have their music so sound it sounds like its coming from speakers instead of headphones
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« Reply #959 on: April 13, 2012, 12:59:13 am »
See PZ where?

He's in Melbourne for the Global Atheist Convention. I'm not going, but sometimes he does hangout in the city (yesterday he was at the Melbourne Museum and someone told me that last time he was at a pub in the city), so hopefully I'll get to see him.

To see Edward James Olmos, I have travel at least one and a half hours, pay entry fee and I have a 50% chance of being there on the same day he is (at Supanova).

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