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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #330 on: January 28, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #331 on: January 28, 2012, 09:21:43 pm »
My jaw hurts like hell.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #332 on: January 28, 2012, 09:30:05 pm »
Well if you took a break while eating...

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #333 on: January 28, 2012, 09:35:13 pm »
I can assure you that isn't it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #334 on: January 29, 2012, 12:30:07 am »
Well, it's not really the house. Just my mom. She's states away and she can still make me cry.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #335 on: January 29, 2012, 01:38:33 am »
Constant toothaches.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #336 on: January 29, 2012, 01:44:31 am »
My head cold... ugh I can't get up without getting dizzy...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #337 on: January 29, 2012, 02:03:44 am »
I can assure you that isn't it.

When you got to sleep, try lying on the side that isn't hurting.  I do it and it takes a lot of the pain away.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #338 on: January 29, 2012, 03:36:30 am »
I got a really painful rash between my buttcheeks. It makes walking rather unpleasant.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #339 on: January 29, 2012, 03:39:59 am »
The frost nip on my hands has left gross patches of dry skin behind. Not impressed.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #340 on: January 29, 2012, 09:09:21 am »
The fact my mother suffers from disproportionate retribution syndrome. If she starts yelling I never know what the outcome is going to be and panic attacks can be triggered. I could do something down right awful and she might shrug it off or I can eat something I thought was leftovers (that turns out to be some weird german food you're supposed to let soak in the saurkraut brine for a few days before serving) out of the fridge and she'll still be ranting and raving days later.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #341 on: January 29, 2012, 09:27:03 am »
Creative Assembley and the fact they make buggy games (Empire TW still has problems even after being patched 6 times) and they are destroying the modding community by making their games harder to mod and releasing DLCs with content that a good modder could do easily.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #342 on: January 29, 2012, 10:09:52 am »
You know, when I get my own place eventually, I want to invite my parents/sister over so I can suddenly kick them out without warning.  When they protest/ask why, I'll just use the line "This is MY house!"  We can see how much they appreciate a technically true but still rude as all fuck line that patronizes/condescends the person being spoken to.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #343 on: January 29, 2012, 10:24:32 am »
Cats that give no indication when they are angry. It seems like most cats will let you know when they've had enough petting, friend's cat however just attacked me out of nowhere while petting it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #344 on: January 29, 2012, 01:40:50 pm »
When the wind is blowing like shit for days on end. I guess I should be happy that it's at least above freezing outside, could have this wind AND frigid temperatures.