Author Topic: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada  (Read 11406 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Eniliad

  • Sword And Shield Of The Innocent
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1265
  • Gender: Male
  • Perpetually horny cock-slave
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2012, 03:31:20 am »
Holy shit... good news.

I like.
<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.

Offline jumpingjackflash

  • Agent Swears-A-Lot Peashooter
  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • Burn, baby, burn!
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2012, 05:11:03 am »

inb4 Islamophobic conservatives spin it into something else.


Some of the top comments/comments that get more "agrees" are, surprise surprise, Islamophobic.

And now for the obligatory facepalm...

Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

Offline Askold

  • Definitely not hiding a dark secret.
  • Global Moderator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8358
  • Gender: Male
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2012, 06:04:16 am »
And there we have it: Muslims are not all chaotic evil.
Don't you mean lawful evil? Making new laws is a big part of their job description.
Touche.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

Offline Caitshidhe

  • The Keeper of the Kupos
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 800
  • Gender: Female
    • Axiom Speaks
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2012, 06:24:02 pm »
Like others, I also saw the title here and immediately feared the worst. I am pleasantly surprised, as well as relieved. Of course, the people who need to be told these things aren't going to hear it and even if they did they wouldn't pay attention, but it's really nice to see the higher-ups taking a vocal, united stand against a horrible wrong committed in the name of the religion they have dedicated their lives to.

If only they could be louder and drown out the assholes.
'The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our imaginations.' -- Bertrand Russel

Offline Osama bin Bambi

  • The Black Witch
  • Kakarot
  • ******
  • Posts: 10167
  • Gender: Female
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2012, 06:37:44 pm »
http://nayzak.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4n7l9c

Relevant. He's a really good artist, too.
Formerly known as Eva-Beatrice and Wykked Wytch.

Quote from: sandman
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.

Offline Cerim Treascair

  • My Love Is Lunar
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3092
  • Gender: Male
  • Get me my arbalest... explosive bolts, please.
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2012, 06:44:16 pm »
okay, officially a classy dude there.  Nice art style, too. I'm impressed.
There is light and darkness in the world, to be sure.  However, there's no harm to be had in walking in the shade or shadows.

Formerly Priestling

"I don't give a fuck about race...I'm white, I'm American, but that shit don't matter.  I'm human."

Offline Caitshidhe

  • The Keeper of the Kupos
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 800
  • Gender: Female
    • Axiom Speaks
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2012, 06:48:18 pm »
Huh. Pretty interesting stuff! I don't agree with everything he has to say, but I love how he says it. Rather than just going, "HEY MY RELIGION SAYS THIS AND THAT!", he's explaining his interpretation of the religion. (Of course he can cite the Koran to do it--just as you can cite the Bible or Torah or Talmud or anything else to support pretty much any position imaginable.)

Still, pretty good stuff. Thanks Wykked!
'The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our imaginations.' -- Bertrand Russel

Offline Askold

  • Definitely not hiding a dark secret.
  • Global Moderator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 8358
  • Gender: Male
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2012, 02:15:20 am »
Yeah I like his art style. Although I do remember seeing similar drawings that were advocating some horrible stuff, but that was back when I was still visiting 4chan so those images might have been shopped. Or it could have been a completely different artist.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!

Offline Damen

  • That's COMMODORE SPLATMASTER Damen, Briber of Mods
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 1800
  • Gender: Male
  • The Dark Sex God
    • John Damen's Photography
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2012, 12:51:06 pm »
Oh geez, more damn religious funda...

...

Quick, someone check the temperature of hell D:

"Fear my .45"

"If the liberties of the American people are ever destroyed, they will fall by the hands of the clergy" ~ Marquis De Lafayette

'Till Next Time,
~John Damen

Offline Barbarella

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2767
  • Gender: Female
  • A Little REY of Sunshine!
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2012, 10:37:46 am »
I thought it would be refreshing to bring in some good news for a change. I think being part of FSTDT, I have to remind myself that religion and douchebaggery don't necessarily go hand-in-hand. If you get to the point that you start hating religion just because it's religion, and don't look at the deeds of people, you become no better than the fundies we quote.

AGREED 100%!!!!

Offline Podkayne

  • Pope
  • ****
  • Posts: 268
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2012, 10:43:48 am »
http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1126359--shafia-murders-fatwa-issued-against-honour-killings-domestic-violence-hatred-of-women


Quote
Muslim clerics in Canada issued a fatwa on Saturday against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women.

“These crimes are major sins in Islam, punishable by the court of law and almighty Allah,” said Prof. Imam Syed Soharwardy, representing 34 clerics affiliated with the Islamic Supreme Council of Canada.

At first, I was concerned when I heard "fatwa," but upon further review...I'm actually okay with this. Granted, the ones who really need to hear it in the Middle East will dismiss it entirely, but I consider this a good start. Just wish it happened sooner.

I bet it won't stop a single anti-Muslim from spouting that "where are  the moderate Muslims?" crap they go on with.
Don't make vague, generic threats, or else!

Offline one-shot

  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 130
  • Gender: Male
  • Zen is...
Re: New Fatwa issued by Muslim clerics in Canada
« Reply #26 on: February 13, 2012, 08:10:40 pm »
This certainly is good news, and I'm glad to hear it.  And, like Russell Peters said (paraphrasing), we don't see the good, nice, moderate Muslims because their boring, so the media gives us the crazy ones. 
All things are no-thing.