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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #60 on: January 27, 2012, 06:45:06 pm »
I really hope not. But something like that is how he got it on with Danaë and made Perseus. You know, the guy from Clash of the Titans.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #61 on: January 27, 2012, 11:23:21 pm »

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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2012, 12:32:33 pm »
I wonder though.....  The Bishop is running to the defense of paedophiles.  Is he one himself?
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2012, 03:28:46 pm »
I wonder though.....  The Bishop is running to the defense of paedophiles.  Is he one himself?

Let's see, he says children are seducing adults

So, I can't say for sure "yes", I'm pretty sure he is.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2012, 06:07:03 pm »
I wonder though.....  The Bishop is running to the defense of paedophiles.  Is he one himself?

Let's see, he says children are seducing adults

So, I can't say for sure "yes", I'm pretty sure he is.

Worst ever pre-empted defense then?
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2012, 10:18:32 pm »
I wonder though.....  The Bishop is running to the defense of paedophiles.  Is he one himself?

Let's see, he says children are seducing adults

So, I can't say for sure "yes", I'm pretty sure he is.

Worst ever pre-empted defense then?
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #66 on: January 29, 2012, 01:42:37 am »
What Would Jupiter Do? Eat him, obviously. It's how he disciplined his kids, after all.

No, that was Saturn/Chronos.  Jupiter's strategy was generally "Find a hot girl, disguise self as animal, fuck."
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #67 on: January 29, 2012, 02:12:53 am »
I think Zeus ate the woman who was bearing Athena...

...and then Athena was born, grew up, and cut her way out of her father.

He got better.
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Re: Catholic Bishop: Children want to be molested
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2012, 02:23:41 am »
I think Zeus ate the woman who was bearing Athena...

...and then Athena was born, grew up, and cut her way out of her father.

He got better.

Zeus had a headache and one of the other Gods (depends on who's telling it) uses the labrys to cleave his head open and Athena pops out fully formed.

"and pealed to the broad sky her clarion cry of war. And Ouranos trembled to hear, and Mother Gaia..."

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