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Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« on: December 13, 2012, 10:16:16 pm »
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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 10:22:35 pm »
What... the... fuck...???
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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 10:30:15 pm »
Glancing over it, sounds like an epic spambot got a hold of 'er and gave her a good fuckin.
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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 10:31:44 pm »
Either they got hacked, or the writer is high as shit.

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 10:34:45 pm »
That would assume that they ever had "it" to begin with. And to be honest, when I look at the comment section on many articles on there, such as this, I don't think they ever had "it". Unless "it" is the scum of humanity.

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 10:35:21 pm »
"Jedi Knights are the most popular alternative faith in Britain."

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 10:37:10 pm »
TEXT WALL!

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 10:37:46 pm »
"Jedi Knights are the most popular alternative faith in Britain."

BOOOO BOOOO...Jedi are scum.  :P

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 10:44:43 pm »
"Jedi Knights are the most popular alternative faith in Britain."

BOOOO BOOOO...Jedi are scum.  :P

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 11:16:22 pm »
"Jedi Knights are the most popular alternative faith in Britain."

BOOOO BOOOO...Jedi are scum.  :P

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 11:28:54 pm »
Irken's,Jedis and Siths they all pale in comparison to the glorious Undead Army of the Zombie Empress (I love my alter ego.)

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2012, 12:02:47 am »
What am I looking at?

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 06:22:26 am »
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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2012, 09:11:41 am »
I don't believe it, a Yahoo! News article where the comments are the sane bit!

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Re: Yahoo News Has Officially Lost It
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2012, 01:21:01 pm »
If you google the various parts of the text, it seems like it's all short news summaries from the New York Daily News. Odds are some sort of bot that's supposed to get articles from there to Yahoo News fucked up.
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