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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on September 12, 2018, 08:49:41 am
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I made a mistake when tracing the descendants and heirs to John Balliol. On Wikipedia his heir is this guy. He has a married son, so when his son has a son, that son can be kidnapped and raised to want to pursue the thrones of England and Scotland. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Fitzalan-Howard,_18th_Duke_of_Norfolk
I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English and Scottish monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold.
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Maybe I will write and publish a book documenting what happened in the parallel universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause.
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Chapter 1: The true rightful king
Chapter 2: Why chapter one is mistaken
etc, etc, etc
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I wonder though, if I could face a lawsuit from the family if I include one of them in my book without permission.
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I give this three days, tops.
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I give this three days, tops.
Sounds about right.
I'm still waiting for him to realize that the lawful queen of England is on the throne currently. ...Also that Britain has changed a bit since the medieval days.
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
Of course he's a Poe. Or, well, some flavour of troll, quibbles on the exact definition of Poe aside. Kinda thought it was obvious.
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
Of course he's a Poe. Or, well, some flavour of troll, quibbles on the exact definition of Poe aside. Kinda thought it was obvious.
He's been a pretty obvious 'borat' style troll for a while. I'm kind of impressed with the effort people still go to responding to him.
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
Of course he's a Poe. Or, well, some flavour of troll, quibbles on the exact definition of Poe aside. Kinda thought it was obvious.
No I did genuine historical research and kept discovering new information on history because I wanted to find the true rightful heir.
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
Of course he's a Poe. Or, well, some flavour of troll, quibbles on the exact definition of Poe aside. Kinda thought it was obvious.
No I did genuine historical research and kept discovering new information on history because I wanted to find the true rightful heir.
Yes, Borat. Borat consult mighty Kazakh library in tin shed with help of best prostitute librarian.
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Honestly, with the title of this thread, I don't see how Jacob isn't a Poe
Of course he's a Poe. Or, well, some flavour of troll, quibbles on the exact definition of Poe aside. Kinda thought it was obvious.
No I did genuine historical research and kept discovering new information on history because I wanted to find the true rightful heir.
Yes, Borat. Borat consult mighty Kazakh library in tin shed with help of best prostitute librarian.
It is number one library and public toilet in all of Kazakhstan.