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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1770 on: May 07, 2012, 04:22:18 pm »


I really wouldn't mind if it's Robert Downey Jr's kid.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1772 on: May 07, 2012, 06:09:15 pm »


I'm pretty sure the center picture counts as "stupid"
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1774 on: May 07, 2012, 07:43:15 pm »


I really wouldn't mind if it's Robert Downey Jr's kid.

They're all good. ;)



I'm pretty sure the center picture counts as "stupid"

Shit like this needs to be forced to gorge on a dose of reality.
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« Reply #1775 on: May 07, 2012, 07:48:54 pm »
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« Reply #1776 on: May 07, 2012, 07:56:15 pm »
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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« Reply #1777 on: May 07, 2012, 08:57:29 pm »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1779 on: May 07, 2012, 09:55:39 pm »

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1780 on: May 07, 2012, 11:18:54 pm »
Shit like this needs to be forced to gorge on a dose of reality.

For example:

People don't get fat because "food tastes too good", people get fat because of a sedentary lifestyle (which doesn't mean "lazy", working in an office is a sedentary lifestyle, but it's also very stressful), combined with the fact that eating releases all kinds of lovely endorphins, it's quite possible to get addicted to eating, especially when cheap food is either bland, fattening, or both.

Not to mention, many people don't have the time or energy to cook (or learn how to cook) nowadays, so they eat out...

Not to mention, exercise takes more energy which they don't necessarily have...

It's a clusterfuck.  Everything contributes to everything, and it creates a weird downward spiral that's nearly physically impossible to actually graph.

Honestly, "it's funny because he/she is fat" jokes need to die like the cruel abominations of humor that they are.  If you're going to make fat jokes, actually do something entertaining, because posting an image of a fat woman and going "HAW HAW SHE'S FAT" is actually less intelligent than "Your Mom" jokes.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1781 on: May 07, 2012, 11:19:38 pm »



Four-time world champion, 15-time All-Star, movie star, rapper and entertainer,  Shaquille O’Neal, 40, graduated with his doctorate from Barry University this past Saturday. Wearing a custom-made, bright red XXXL-sized gown, the seven-foot-one, 325-pound former Miami Heat center got on one knee so Dr. David M. Kopp could place a light blue hood around his big neck.

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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1782 on: May 07, 2012, 11:41:32 pm »
because posting an image of a fat woman and going "HAW HAW SHE'S FAT" is actually less intelligent than "Your Mom" jokes.

Now now. I've heard some VERY intelligent "your mom" jokes :P Example:

"Yo mamma's so fat, the derivative of her mass function with respect to time is undefined!"
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1783 on: May 07, 2012, 11:59:59 pm »
Shit like this needs to be forced to gorge on a dose of reality.

For example:

People don't get fat because "food tastes too good", people get fat because of a sedentary lifestyle (which doesn't mean "lazy", working in an office is a sedentary lifestyle, but it's also very stressful), combined with the fact that eating releases all kinds of lovely endorphins, it's quite possible to get addicted to eating, especially when cheap food is either bland, fattening, or both.

Not to mention, many people don't have the time or energy to cook (or learn how to cook) nowadays, so they eat out...

Not to mention, exercise takes more energy which they don't necessarily have...

Once, Penn & Teller: Bullshit (P&T:BS) had a show on fast food. One of the people they interviewed was some chick who said that fast food was literally addictive. Like, she thinks the fast food companies are mind-controlling their consumers into buying there all the time by making their food taste good.

Some people do seem to have a tendency to get addicted to eating more than they have to, or eating just to pass the time, or eating even when they're not hungry anymore. And while I personally have trouble comprehending how the act of eating could become an addiction (as all food becomes completely unpalatable to me the instant I'm full), I don't think it's a stretch to say that there are some people who don't have as good of an internal "sense" of their own hunger, which is a kind of introspection. (Other kinds of introspection include noticing when one is thirsty, when one is too hot or too cold, etc.) Low levels of introspection, which can be measured in the brain, are also associated with eating disorders such as anorexia. It's quite possible that eating disorders, body dysmorphic disorders, and other inaccurate self-perceptions of appearance could stem from the brain's basic impairment in noticing the body's own internal state. That's why anorexics who look like they came out of a concentration camp still claim they want to lose more weight, and why people with BDD insist that their physical "flaws" are severely noticeable despite all evidence to the contrary. I'm not saying that obesity is necessarily as serious or as severe as these things, but I'm not discounting the possibility that there are biological reasons why some people become obese from overeating while others do not, besides "hurr durr they're weak-willed and that's why they're fat." It's on a continuum.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #1784 on: May 08, 2012, 12:10:27 am »
I know that when I was going through shit times, I medicated with food, and would eat until I was stuffed - not full, stuffed... because the "full" feeling took awhile to kick in.

Unfortunately, my body's definition of "stuffed" changed as my stomach stretched :-/ and then there's the fact that I lead mostly a sedentary life...
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