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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #630 on: July 20, 2013, 10:48:34 am »
Pacific Rim.

Ironbite-yeah...

Two important questions:
a) Was the movie mostly about giant robots punching Kaiju as was promised by the trailer?
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b) Was the movie at least entertaining? (Hint, saying no to a will mean that, no it won't be entertaining.)

I'm not expecting a great movie with interesting characters and a amazing plot from that, but maybe something that might be funny if you turn off your brain before the film starts.

A: Yes.

B: FUCKING HELL YES!

Ironbite-if you want a non-depressing EVA, this is the movie for you.

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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #631 on: July 20, 2013, 01:51:22 pm »
Ironbite-if you want a non-depressing EVA, this is the movie for you.

A non-depressing EVA with a plot where you can tell what's going on, no less.


I would've said "a plot that makes sense", but that's going a bit too far.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #632 on: July 20, 2013, 11:24:50 pm »
Sharknado.

Go watch it.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #633 on: July 20, 2013, 11:44:10 pm »
Sharknado.

Go watch it.

I really need to watch it, I'm a sucker for shitty made for TV Sy-fy channel movies.

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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #634 on: July 21, 2013, 12:13:15 am »
Sharknado.

Go watch it.

I really need to watch it, I'm a sucker for shitty made for TV Sy-fy channel movies.

It has flying sharks and chainsaws.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #635 on: July 21, 2013, 07:29:51 pm »
Pacific Rim.

I liked the part where the Jaegers punched the Kaiju. I also like how the first result for Jaeger is now the Pacific Rim wikia.

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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #636 on: July 21, 2013, 10:09:13 pm »
Gangster Squad

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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #637 on: July 21, 2013, 11:11:08 pm »
Most recent one I've seen at the theater was Monsters University, and the most recent one I saw at home was The Great Dictator .

I'd recommend seeing them.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #638 on: July 24, 2013, 12:41:31 am »
Olympus Has Fallen.

Well, it's a good thing my $3 went to the Will Rogers Institute. Because that was literally the stupidest fucking movie of 2013.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #639 on: July 24, 2013, 12:53:31 am »
Last movie I watched was "Drop Dead Fred". If you haven't seen this movie... don't. It will cause your brain to rot.

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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #640 on: July 24, 2013, 01:42:14 am »
R.I.P.D.

I can understand why critics panned it, but I enjoyed it as a summer popcorn movie. It didn't try to be a big, artsy film or convey any deep message; it was just a crossover between MIB and Ghostbusters.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #641 on: July 24, 2013, 11:04:18 am »
R.I.P.D.

I can understand why critics panned it, but I enjoyed it as a summer popcorn movie. It didn't try to be a big, artsy film or convey any deep message; it was just a crossover between MIB and Ghostbusters.
BUT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE DEEP AND MEANINGFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /fuckingidiot

Seriously, any time people complain that popcorn flicks are fucking stupid, I want to hit them. With Optimus Prime. Which is fitting, because the Transformers movies are one of their targets. If you are here for plot, logic or sanity, fuck off. We're here for giant robots. It's just a show, you really should just relax.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #642 on: July 24, 2013, 01:46:28 pm »
I had trouble enjoying it even as a popcorn flick. Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges worked together well, but I'm not at all exaggerating when I say that it seemed like the two of them were just ad libbing banter back and forth for half the film. I couldn't shake the feeling that so much of the legitimately good stuff was something not even in the script in the first place.

Also, RIPD does NOT have the worst CGI of 2013. That honor goes to Olympus Has Fallen. That movie is embarrassingly bad. Star Wars Episode II was better, and that is not an exaggeration in the slightest.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #643 on: July 24, 2013, 01:50:47 pm »
I had trouble enjoying it even as a popcorn flick. Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges worked together well, but I'm not at all exaggerating when I say that it seemed like the two of them were just ad libbing banter back and forth for half the film. I couldn't shake the feeling that so much of the legitimately good stuff was something not even in the script in the first place.

Also, RIPD does NOT have the worst CGI of 2013. That honor goes to Olympus Has Fallen. That movie is embarrassingly bad. Star Wars Episode II was better, and that is not an exaggeration in the slightest.

That's how a lot of good comedies are made. According to MIB lore, the original script was absolute crap. The finished product is basically Tommy Lee Jones deadpan ab-libbing most of his lines while Will Smith tries to keep up.
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Re: Last Movie You Watched?
« Reply #644 on: July 24, 2013, 01:53:28 pm »
You get the biggest impression with the part where Roy is talking about how the coyote "made love to mah skull!" That whole sequence, especially Ryan Reynolds's responses to him, look like both of them were just fucking around. It reminds me of all the times when two actors will just start saying stupid and funny crap during a take (like one of them forgot their lines and just went for it) and it's not meant to do anything but end up in the blooper reel. This is like a blooper reel scene that got used as the final take.
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