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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #45 on: May 20, 2014, 02:42:29 am »
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« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2014, 08:05:51 pm »
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« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2014, 08:08:36 pm »
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« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2014, 08:36:35 pm »
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« Reply #50 on: May 28, 2014, 01:11:47 am »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #51 on: May 28, 2014, 01:27:07 am »
Few years ago it was still limited character models and in Max Payne for example everyone had their hands like they were holding pistols with their fingers on the triggers all the time. Other shooters I remember just having the hands held in fist or something.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #52 on: May 28, 2014, 01:29:02 am »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

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« Reply #53 on: May 28, 2014, 01:46:41 am »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

GTA V has an ass-load of tiny little details like that that largley go unnoticed.  I like the tiny little details in games and movies that hardly anyone notices, to me it shows the makers actually cared about what they were making.

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« Reply #54 on: May 28, 2014, 02:24:57 am »
Yeah, but the damn tank still drives like a car. At least it has tracks now. I guess that's progress. Tanks in Saints Row 3 and 4 are so much more fun.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #55 on: May 28, 2014, 02:22:04 pm »
I am mightily disappointed at the lack of melee weapons on this thread. To help remedy this, I shall leave this Youtube channel:

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #57 on: May 31, 2014, 05:19:29 pm »
Something weird I've noticed is that at least a few recent video games show the characters keeping their finger of the trigger most of the time. The two that come to mind are Payday 2, and of  all games GTA V. I don't know why game designers have suddenly decided to show proper trigger safety, but it's interesting to see them get details right sometimes. Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

The internet has started becoming more and more vocal and influential when it comes to game design, and the gun guys are there too. IMFDB not only catalogs the firearms used in visual media, it also tends to point out every single mistake or lazy artist they can find. The site is not only huge (and includes contributors in the film industry), it's been covered by news publications for its prominence.

Basically, any company that makes mistakes with its gun handling is going to get loudly lambasted to the moon and back by thousands of customers. Meanwhile, games that make an effort to show proper handling and add realistic details tend to be loudly praised by the shooters in the gaming community.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2014, 07:03:55 pm »
Now if they'd tell me how a sawed off Remington 870 can hold 10 shells... (Locomotive shotgun from Payday 2 when upgraded.)

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #59 on: June 08, 2014, 11:44:58 am »
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