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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1231 on: June 06, 2012, 07:20:11 pm »






Worst analogy ever.





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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1232 on: June 07, 2012, 01:45:00 am »
Are they not aware of the kid that reccenlty fell into one of those machines.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1233 on: June 07, 2012, 04:43:21 am »




So, what, she should have kept having abortions? For some strange reason I don't think that was the message I was intended to take away from this.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1234 on: June 07, 2012, 05:40:41 am »
Oh Christ, my headache's back.  I'm guessing those pics were made by men.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1235 on: June 07, 2012, 11:34:08 am »
Lying for Jesus.



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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1236 on: June 07, 2012, 04:11:44 pm »
Are they not aware of the kid that reccenlty fell into one of those machines.

I don't think they would have made that if they weren't aware of it.

Fucking vultures...

Wait, no.

Sorry, that's going too far.  Sorry, vultures.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1238 on: June 07, 2012, 04:40:21 pm »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1239 on: June 07, 2012, 04:55:03 pm »
The problem with that poster is that pretty much everything that is not catered towards a minority caters towards the majority instead.

One channel may be devoted to LGBT stuff, one channel may be devoted to racial minorities, but all of the other channels are devoted to the dominant majority, which is the white, anglo-saxon, protestant males.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1240 on: June 07, 2012, 05:31:10 pm »


There is a dating site dedicated overwhelmingly to whites. It's called "E Harmony." If you want one that actually prohibits blacks, there is once called Searchpartner.com. Careful, though, if you follow the ownership of the site back far enough you eventually get to Stormfront. But that's probably what that guy wanted anyway.

There is a month dedicated to whites. In fact there are 11 of them.

There is a magazine dedicated to whites. It's called "Cosmo." There's another one called "People." And one called "Us Weekly." Hell, most of the newsstand is dedicated to white people, and if you see a black person in there, I guarantee that black person is going to look like a white person who just happens to have dark skin. But if you really want a racist magazine, try "American Renaissance ."

There are many television channels geared towards race. CBS. NBC. ABC. FOX NEWS. Television is a business, and you make money in a business by marketing towards the largest, wealthiest demographic you can. In America, that means white people. (At least for now. Soon it will mean brown people.) Why else do you think that rap and hip hop music are all primarily marketed towards white males now?

Clothing line. Geared towards whites? Start with Izod and keep going until you pass Abercrombie and Fitch (after pausing to admire their amazingly homoerotic ads) and eventually get to Brooks Brothers. Then look back and count the thousands of clothing lines marketed almost exclusively towards whites that you passed. (Many of which can be purchased at your local JC Penny or Saks. And don't worry, all of the black people in their ads look just like dark skinned whites and are all smiling.)

Scholarship funds for specific race....I got a scholarship for being Scottish. I'm pretty sure that's white.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1241 on: June 07, 2012, 08:17:40 pm »
XD



Well, nice to see what this cartoonist thinks about the majority of Catholic churches.

This cartoonist seems to be from one of those far-right, ultraconservative, SSPX/Bro. Michael Dimond/Mel Gibson-type splinter churches that hate everybody.
Strange thing is with Gibson service is performed in Latin and rejects Vatican 2 which explains the anti semitism

I think that's the point. Mel Gibson and co. are ultraconservative to the point that they reject the church's teachings (ironic because Catholicism explicitly says you have to follow what the church says, and if you don't, you're not a true Catholic).



Can someone explain to me why they're saying these things are bad?

Communion in the hand: It's considered degrading to the Host. It's not as personal and "coming directly from God" as kneeling and receiving it on the tongue is.

Nuns in pants: Not following traditional gender roles or wearing habits.

Guitars: Not organ music, more modern. HIPPIES.

Altar girls: Obviously allowing women to participate in the service is bad.

Hippies: Clearly hippies are all Wiccan or atheist. Or something. I'm not entirely sure.

Felt banners: Trivial and childish? Google tells me that they are something you make in CCD. I never did, so I don't know what they're referencing.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1242 on: June 07, 2012, 11:20:07 pm »

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this!

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Scholarship Fund: I've applied to German heritage and Norwegian heritage scholarships plenty of times.

Well, that about wraps it up.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1243 on: June 07, 2012, 11:39:46 pm »


I'm pretty sure most people alive today weren't aborted, and therefore couldn't have survived something that didn't happen.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1244 on: June 08, 2012, 12:25:16 am »

*cracks knuckles*

Let's do this!

Dating Sites: E-Harmony, OKCupid!

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Television: PBS, Fox, Race Network

Clothing Line: Anything from Gap, American Eagle, Wal-Mart and Targét

Scholarship Fund: I've applied to German heritage and Norwegian heritage scholarships plenty of times.

Well, that about wraps it up.

Just wondering, how do things "geared" towards blacks advertised? Do they actually have "black" or "African" in their title, or do they just show pictures of black people?
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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